Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

The relationship between Ye Yu and Leng Sha gradually became clear.

They wear the same style of rings, the same style of pajamas, and the same cartoon big-toed slippers on their feet. They no longer dodge when kissing and hugging; at least, they no longer shy away from yoyo.

Well, it's useless to avoid taboos, because the cheap words on Lengsha's forehead will definitely betray him-this strong man pushed down the poisonous mushroom.

At the same time, Cold Kill gained a new skill.

Every day, Leng Kill has one hour to change into a mushroom form to freely enter and exit space and the outside world.The description of this skill is as follows: Pseudo-mushroom transformation, in this state, you can make small mushrooms together with poisonous mushrooms.

Little Mushroom is the collective name for all mushroom babies, so this sentence means that Lengsha can give birth to a mushroom-shaped baby with Ye Yu.But it is said that the mushrooms are all mass-produced small mushrooms, so, uh, maybe he and Ye Yu can produce a nest of small mushrooms at once?

Leng Sha began to imagine the scene where he was surrounded by miniature mushrooms, a nest of small mushrooms clinging to his body and crying one after another, and occasionally one or two were crying while oozing water.

Leng Sha's face turned green, he shook his head vigorously, and shook the terrible scene out of his mind.He quietly glanced in the direction of Ye Yu, Lao Ye was playing a game, and the screen looked like the game "Brother is not a legend" just released.Leng Sha walked over quietly, glanced at the screen, and saw that the character controlled by Ye Yu actually had a very shameless name on his head—soft girl begging to be pushed down.

Leng Sha held a breath of poison in his chest and didn't catch his breath, his eyes staring at those words almost burst into flames.

Ye Yu unknowingly manipulated the game characters around a high-level man with gleaming equipment, and popped up from time to time: "Ge Ge has a lotus root~~~"

The male account threw a knife at Ye Yu in an extremely shameless manner, and the knife was accompanied by the sentence "Stay away from me, dead monsters!"

"Pfft—" Leng Sha burst out laughing.

Ye Yu turned his head and gave a sideways glance, but his fingers were not idle; a keyboard was crackled by him, and there was a slight buzzing sound on the entire computer desk (hand speed was too fast), only Seeing that the little girl in a whiteboard outfit manipulated by Ye Yu instantly transformed into a golden Apollo (the light of the equipment), swishing a few coherent skills, the male number opposite the little girl has disappeared, leaving Under a lot of dazzling equipment.

Leng Sha subconsciously glanced at Ye Yu's profession - Berserker.

Little Girl, Shemale Little Girl, Berserker! ! !

Leng Sha secretly sweated in his heart: Lao Ye, you are a JP ladyboy with fluttering long hair, big breasts and thin waist. You don't have to kill so violently without experience! Isn't MLGB cheating? !

In view of Ye Yu's style of making teeth fall out, a scene from a long time ago suddenly appeared in Leng Sha's mind.

In "Energy War OL", a little LOLI with a bun face squatted outside the city wall to stop Leng Sha, and said pitifully, "Ge Ge give me a level 60 staff", Leng Sha ignored her, who would have thought That girl nicknamed "The Little Cute Next Door" used extremely terrifying skills to leisurely fly a kite and grind him to death!

Leng Sha was greatly humiliated by this, and directly spent a lot of money to hire someone to kill the "cute next door" back to Xinshou Village.

oh! ! !That guy's style is so similar to Ye Yu, could it be...

Leng Sha stared at the back of Ye Yu's head and studied for a while, then suddenly asked, "Ye Yu, what is your name in "Energy War"?"

"Cute next door, what's the matter?"

Cold Kill ==|||

So, is this the legendary Yuanjia Road Narrow?

Leng Sha hesitated for a long time before saying cautiously: "Then Ye Yu, do you remember a male mage named 'Frozen Three Feet'?"

Ye Yu slapped his thigh and exclaimed excitedly: "Of course I remember! That silly X offered a reward of 3000 RMB on the Gamers Forum to kill the cute neighbor next door to Xinshou Village. I borrowed an account from my friend, and killed the little one in one night." Cute and back to Xinshou Village! Tsk tsk, that 3000 yuan is really cool~! I like this kind of RMB fighters the most.”

The blood-red explanatory text on Leng Kill's forehead gradually turned into a huge ellipsis.

A little bit of this kind of symbol can really represent everything sometimes.

Ye Yu manipulated the little girl "soft girl begging to be pushed down" to push down two GGs who seemed to be well equipped, and then she stopped and went offline.

Immediately afterwards Ye Yu turned her head and asked with great interest: "Xiao Leng Xiao Leng, please don't tell me that the solid fool named Bing Bing San Chi is you."

Leng Sha wept silently, and said in his heart, Uncle Yu, you guessed it right, it really is me!

But for the sake of baby's face, Leng Sha looked solemn, and replied loudly: "Frozen Three Chi is a buddy in my dormitory. I just saw your unique style of playing online games and suddenly thought of that sad kid, so I thought of asking you The little cute thing next door."

Ye Yu nodded, bared several big white teeth, and said with a smile: "Call that unlucky kid from your dormitory to get together some other day."

A large drop of sweat broke out on Leng Kill's forehead.

He lives in a single-room dormitory at school, Lao Ye, Lao Ye, where do you want me to steal a roommate to come to your place for business! ! !Leng Sha comforted himself with tears in his eyes. Fortunately, Ye Yu said "someday" instead of immediately. He still has time to train a gunner to top the tank.

Leaving aside for the time being how Cold Kill found the gunman to pretend to be a roommate to deal with Ye Yu.

Ye Yu quit the game, and quietly logged in to his previous QQ incognito as usual, but a video request popped up as soon as he went online.

The sentence in the dialog box was swiped several times in a row, and the big red No. 14 Bold Song typeface was particularly eye-catching for a whole screen.

That sentence is: Do you dare to accept the video request?

Ye Yu glanced at the camera to make sure that the protective cover of the camera lens on his side was closed.

Then he clicked accept in the video dialog.

In the dialog box, the two video frames are filled with blackness. This scene seems to indicate that both sides of the video are cunning and wretched guys.

Ye Yu and the other party began to swipe the screen at an extremely fast speed:

Adou is not Adou: Xiao Yezi, you are still alive! ! !That day when I went to your company to find you, someone told me that your house had a gas explosion and you died unfortunately! ! !The next time I see that kid, I will knock out his front teeth, how dare I curse my little Ye Zi!I am simply impatient to live!

Leaf Playing Dead: How do you know I'm online?

A Dou is not a Dou: I cracked your QQ password, went up and set up an invisible one for myself!

Leaf pretending to be dead: ... What do you want from me?

Adou is not Adou: I just want to see if you are still alive.Your little cousin moved to live near my house, I can see him every day now, yesterday he asked me about your whereabouts?I said Xiao Yezi, you should go home when you have time. It is said that your mother’s attitude has begun to loosen. Although your father didn’t say anything, I saw him redeem the bicycle you used to ride from the scrap yard. .

Leaf pretending to be dead: ...I'm already dead.

A Dou is not a Dou: Ahh!

Ye Ye, who pretended to be dead: The household registration police at the police station probably canceled my household registration for me.

A Dou is not a Dou: Tsk~ Who doesn’t know that now you can get a death certificate and cancel your account at the police station for five yuan on the street. Your trick has long been useless!

Ye Yu turned to look at Leng Sha, and asked in a very serious tone: "Xiao Leng, is what he said true?"

Leng Sha nodded: "Although it's not that exaggerated, the death certificate is indeed not too difficult to obtain."

Ye Yu slapped his thigh, and immediately replied to A Dou - Doudou, you wait, I will be resurrected and go home to see you tomorrow.

A Dou is not A Dou: (writhing shyly) I don’t want you to come and see me, I want to go to the city to see you, and have a meal by the way, okay?

Fleeting Leaf: All right, come on!Fill up! ! ! 1881881888 This is my phone number, you take a taxi to University City, come and find me!

A Dou is not A Dou: Hmm, remember to take time to visit your house!

Lively leaves: Yes, yes!As long as my father doesn't break his leather shoes and my mother doesn't copy a rolling pin...it's fine!

Seeing this sentence, Leng Sha finally couldn't help asking: "Ye Yu, have you come out? Your parents..."