Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

As a man who is essentially a little mushroom, Ye Yu is useless. Last night, he only persisted half way before turning back into a mushroom body.

When the first ray of sunlight sneaked into the gaps in the curtains in the morning, Leng Kill had already pulled out a small pink-blue mushroom from the small box next to the pillow with a satisfied look.Leng Sha first wiped the unknown object on the cap of the small mushroom, and then, a smirk that could be called a weasel stealing a chicken gradually appeared on his face; The little mushroom with its tall stem stalked into the bathroom.

Not long after, Ye Yu's screams came from the open door of the bathroom like killing a pig: "Cold kill! You actually put me in the basin as a plug?!"

"Who told you to leave me alone yesterday when you were so happy yesterday? You turned into a mushroom so fast, you almost pinched me to death..."

Ye Yu snorted unsurely, and defended in a low voice: "That's because the time limit for my transformation has just arrived, and I didn't mean it."

Cold Kill keenly caught the key words in Ye Yu's words.

Transformation time limit?There is still a time limit for Ye Yu to transform into a human form? ?

oh!This must be calculated well, otherwise... Well, in fact, the elasticity of Lao Ye is still very strong. The sudden tightening last night made Leng Sha painful and at the same time brought him an extremely strong stimulus. So much so... Leng Kill quietly glanced at the strange marks in the folds of Ye Yu's fungus, thinking that last night was simply the most exciting time ever.The most important thing is that Lao Ye's body seems to be able to stretch and twist infinitely, which is more powerful than that rubber man named Luffy; it seems...it seems a lot more fun, such as...

Cough, Leng Sha coughed dryly and cleared his throat, his face turned a little red because of the daydream in his head just now.

During the period of time when he was coldly killing the fugue, Ye Yu had already wriggled and crawled out of the water hole.

The little mushroom rolled in the washbasin, and then took a "waterfall" bath under the faucet, and then vigorously swung the mushroom stem and climbed up the edge of the washbasin.

The moment the small mushroom cap protruded from the basin, Ye Yu saw the suspicious tent bulging under Lengsha's pajama pants.

"Yo~" Two tentacle-like spore stems floated excitedly from the cap of the little mushroom, twitching and twitching as if laughing: "Xiao Leng, your brother is so energetic! Young people are so energetic! Uncle, I am optimistic about you~ !"

The teasing meaning in Ye Yu's words was too obvious.

The embarrassment of cold killing was even stronger, he gave Ye Yu a sad look, and subconsciously replied: "It's not that you are so useless, Lao Ye, that you didn't feed me enough."

As soon as Ye Yu's mushroom stem softened, it rolled directly from the edge of the basin, and fell headfirst on the floor and bounced several times before stopping on the dry foot pad at the door of the bathroom. The mushroom stem trembled twice and then stopped moving.

Leng Shou was startled: "Old Ye, where are you hurt?"

The little mushroom twisted twice, and then yelled angrily: "Leave me alone! Let me be alone~!" Sliding off the edge of the basin and falling down deeply hurt Ye Yu's self-esteem.Obviously, the anti-skid function of mushroom stems is still much worse than that of human feet; Ye Yu miscalculated this, which directly caused him to lose face and slip off the stem (foot).

Leng Sha smiled and comforted him: "Forget about Lao Ye, slipping and falling is nothing to be ashamed of."

Ye Yu snorted, and went down the slope to stop worrying about slipping and falling and bouncing and rolling on the bathroom floor.

Leng Sha looked at the small cap of the pink-blue mushroom, and for no reason thought of the amazing elasticity of the little mushroom and the soft and slippery feeling when his fingers touched Ye Yu's skin.Leng Sha took a deep breath, and quietly clenched his fists to strengthen his courage.He first picked up the little mushroom in his hand, then closed the bathroom door tightly, and then whispered to Ye Yu: "Well, Lao Ye, while Yoyo is still asleep, why don't we do it again? Yesterday, yesterday, yesterday... I haven’t tasted it yet, so there’s nothing left.”

Ye Yu rolled his eyes at Leng Sha: "Do you think you are Zhu Bajie? You actually want to eat fruit with the excuse of 'didn't taste it'."

Cold Kill changed his strategy and began to use cheating tactics: "Come on, come on! Change back to human form! You won't die after changing."

Ye Yu's ears were soft, and after a few cold beggings, he couldn't bear the pressure and suddenly changed back into a human form.

Ye Yu's white and tender body occasionally has a few red, purple and purple strawberry marks, which make him send out a signal-I am delicious.

Leng Sha swallowed a big breath, and praised loudly: "Lao Ye, you are amazing."

As he said that, he rushed forward, held Ye Yu's face in his arms and kissed her deeply.

Ye Yu obediently leaned against the wall according to the force of cold killing.

To be honest, the skill of cold killing is not as proficient as the one surnamed Xu, but it is better in enthusiasm and sincerity.Every kiss of this child is dense and long, falling gently and gently grinding, the arms tightly lock the two of them together, the heat will follow his beating heart and warm Ye Yu who is slightly cold warm.

The two embraced and kissed to the point of passion, and naturally began...

Suddenly a timid voice sounded outside the door: "Xiaoxiao...Daddy, Daddy, are you inside?"

Leng Sha and Ye Yu looked at each other, they both looked constipated.

After a long time, Leng Sha painfully suppressed his urge to rush out to lift Yoyo upside down and flatten him, and replied hoarsely, "Yes, yes."

The little thing said in a more shy voice: "You, you... are you all right? I want to pee."

In Ye Yu's heart, it seemed as if a large group of mud horses were galloping past. He gave the door a hard look, and reluctantly withdrew his hands that were groping Leng Kill's chest muscles.

Cold killing is more painful.

He had no choice but to let go of the arm wrapped around Ye Yu's back, leaned sideways and whispered in Ye Yu's ear, "Lao Ye, why don't we move to my house? My house...has two bathrooms."

Ye Yu glanced at Leng Sha, and snorted disdainfully╭(╯^╰)╮

"Do your parents have the key to your gate?"

"When...of course there is."

╭(╯^╰)╮"Haven't you heard the phrase 'catch a rape and catch a couple'?"

A picture emerged in Leng Sha's mind - he and Lao Ye were entangled and rolling around on the carpet, the door of the house suddenly opened, and the two elders pushed the door and entered, directly bumping into a pair of dog and man. .

Leng Sha couldn't help shivering, and shrank his neck quietly.

The matter of moving is over.

Ye Yu didn't say anything, but leaned into Ye Yu's ear coldly and said, "Don't worry, Lao Ye, my parents are enlightened people, and they need some buffer time to accept. I've already asked my uncle to lobby them, and I'll talk to you another day." Will definitely take you home."

Ye Yu suddenly had indescribable emotions surging up in his heart. He thought of his parents who were far away in his hometown, his elder brother, second brother and sister-in-law, and the embarrassment of being pulled out of the house by his father with a feather duster .

What did Xu Yuanfan say at that time?He said, Ye Yu, don't worry, I will give you the happiest home in the world.

That period was his most painful, and it seemed to be the happiest too; Xu Yuanfan unreservedly bet everything on him, and so did Ye Yu: in a sense, Xu Yuanfan was Ye Yu's first love.

They believe in each other without reservation and are willing to give everything to each other, just like a natural couple.

But later, I don't know whether it was time or life that smoothed their corners and their enthusiasm; Xu Yuanfan gradually began to distance himself from Ye Yu, and began to go out to eat wild food behind his back.

Ye Yu sighed, and looked up at Leng Kill's side face.

Young, handsome, and full of energy, he is exactly the same as Xu Yuanfan back then.

History always falls into such a vicious circle.

Ye Yu suddenly realized that she had circled a big circle, but seemed to have returned to the original point.

Jumping from the end to the beginning, does it mean another end?

Ye Yu suddenly fell into an inexplicable irritable mood, he couldn't help rubbing his fingertips, looked at Leng Sha's back busy in the kitchen and asked: "Leng Sha, how much do you love me?"

Decapitated Leng replied without raising his head: "I don't know, I liked you when I first met you, but now... I think you are too unreliable, so it's... love and hate .”

"Where am I unreliable?!"

"It's unreliable anywhere." Leng Sha swung the spatula, gritted his teeth and said, "Especially when you suddenly turned into a mushroom yesterday, I was so angry that I almost took you into mushroom slices, boiled them and ate them."

Ye Yu felt guilty: "Didn't I accidentally forget the time limit for transformation?"

Lengsha: "No matter what, you're sorry for me anyway."

Ye Yu: "Then what do you want?"

"Make it up."

Ye Yu cheated: "My old arms and legs can't compare with you young people with unlimited energy! I can't make up for this!"

Cold Kill: "This can be mended!"

Ye Yu: "Then wait for me to put yoyo back into space."

Cold Kill: "..." Lao Ye, you are filming a reverse drama, right? ! !