Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Chen Hang originally thought that Xu Yuanfan would immediately retaliate against Ye Yu or kill him coldly, but he didn't: Xu Yuanfan observed Ye Yu with a telescope for about two weeks, and then he called Chen Hang one evening, and then carried his luggage Back to the hut they both rented before.

Xu Yuanfan's attitude towards Chen Hang gradually improved, and he even said something to Chen Hang that made him feel particularly horrified.Xu Yuanfan said: "Chen Hang, live a good life with me."

Chen Hang originally thought that Xu Yuanfan had finally abandoned Ye Yu, but he was wrong.That night, Xu Yuanfan bought a la carte and wine, and ran a long way to the city center to buy a Hutchison chicken. Dial the cold kill phone.

Cold Kill's phone number is not hard to find.

As a "Diamond Wang Xiaowu" who started his own business and achieved success, Leng Sha sent out quite a few business cards. If you want to get his contact number, you only need to search a little hard to get it.

Unfortunately, Ye Yu's number could not be found.

With Xu Yuanfan thinking about it, the phone was connected, and a slightly dissatisfied voice came from the receiver.

"Hey?"

The number on the business card is not Leng Kill's personal number, so Leng Kill can be sure that the person calling him at this moment is not a friend or relative he knows well.Holding the phone, Leng Sha glanced dissatisfied at the wall clock in the small living room, and then re-buttoned the front of Ye Yu's half-opened pajamas.

Leng Sha has reason to be in a bad mood. Anyone who is huddled with his concubine and having a sweet little love story is disturbed by the ringing of the business phone, and he will never be in a good mood.

Leng Sha squeezed the phone irritably, and forced himself to say in a polite tone: "I'm sorry, I have an important date tonight. If there is nothing important, please talk about it tomorrow, okay?"

Xu Yuanfan was silent for a moment, then said in a deep voice, "Hello, is this Cao Zijian? I'm looking for Ye Yu."

I was stunned for a moment.

Then Xu Yuanfan said: "I am his ex-boyfriend, I have a few words to say to him."

Probably because he was pleased by a certain word Xu Yuanfan said, maybe it was the word "before" in "ex-boyfriend", Leng Sha suddenly relaxed, feeling an inexplicable sense of joy when he met a defeated opponent on the battlefield.

Leng Sha hesitated for a moment, and decided to further trample on the self-esteem of his defeated opponent—refusing his request to talk to Ye Yu, Leng Sha subconsciously thought that the other party had no good intentions.

But before he could say his refusal, Yoyo, who was laying on the floor and stacking blocks in the bedroom, yelled in a showy way: "Dad! Someone who claimed to be your ex-boyfriend called Dad! He said I want to talk to you a few words!!!"

Cold kill==||| He really wanted to grab yoyo's ear and question loudly: yoyo, are your ears protruding? !Can you hear it from so far away? !Most importantly - no one will think you are dumb if you don't speak!But after you said this, Dad, I will definitely beat you into dumb! ! !

Under Ye Yu's questioning gaze, Leng Sha reluctantly squeezed the phone, and explained to Ye Yu: "He said he was your ex-boyfriend."

"I'm Xu Yuanfan." Xu Yuanfan's voice came from the receiver.

Leng Sha said with a dark face: "It's the one surnamed Xu."

"Xu Yuanfan?"

"Ah."

Ye Yu frowned: Didn't Xu Yuanfan hook up with Chen Hang as he wished?Why is he still thinking about himself?

Could it be that Chen Hang disliked Xu Yuanfan for being too old and kicked him?

Could it be that Xu Yuanfan wants to come and reconcile with himself?

Or is it some other reason?

Ye Yu took the mobile phone from Killer Leng with complicated emotions, and put the receiver on his ear.

With his ears that are many times more sensitive than human beings, Ye Yu can easily distinguish Xu Yuanfan's extremely irregular breathing on the other end of the radio wave through the earpiece, as well as...another breathing sound and the strange sound of water.

It turned out that Chen Hang stripped Xu Yuanfan's pants, sucked and licked his key parts, and directly messed up Xu Yuanfan's breathing.

Ye Yu blushed, and instead of asking Xu Yuanfan why he called, he asked, "Who's next to you?"

"No one." As he spoke, Xu Yuanfan grabbed Chen Hang's hair with one hand and pulled him aside, "I'm the only one at home. Ye Yu, I miss you."

Ye Yu spat, and said angrily: "Go to hell, you shameless, call your ex-lover when you are having sex with your little lover, you are sick~!"

Xu Yuanfan was startled, but heard a busy tone coming from the microphone.

Ye Yu hung up the phone!

Xu Yuanfan stood blankly for a while, then turned directly into the bedroom, and took out a celadon urn with ice cracks from the bedside table.The urn was very beautiful, but it was not the flat round wooden lacquer box of the golden silk hook bird on the blue background last time.

Xu Yuanfan bought 360 five urns, carefully poured out the ashes in the box every day, put them on the balcony to bask in the sun, and then carefully replaced them with new homes.

When Chen Hang saw Xu Yuanfan doing this with a gentle expression for the first time, he almost rolled off the sofa in fright.

Only later did he know that those ashes belonged to Ye Yu.Until one day, Xu Yuanfan said to Chen Hang after drinking: Ye Yu likes to be clean, he will not wear the same clothes for two consecutive days.

Chen Hang suddenly remembered something that he deliberately ignored, and he couldn't help asking Xu Yuanfan: "Old Xu, hasn't Ye Yu been identified as dead by experts? Could it be that he wasn't the one who was burned to death?"

Xu Yuanfan glanced at Chen Hang, and replied "Yes".

After a while, Xu Yuanfan said again: "Maybe God understood my wish, so Ye Yu lived again."

A biting cold air rose from under Chen Hang's feet, making him freeze there.

What happened next caused Chen Hang to have nightmares for several days in a row, because Xu Yuanfan crushed the ashes into a very fine powder, mixed his own blood and white flour to make a bowl of noodles—he crushed Chen Hang In the corner of the kitchen, he poured the bowl of noodles into Chen Hang's stomach.

Chen Hang had never hated himself so much for not developing a good strength.

He couldn't beat Xu Yuanfan, nor could he escape.

If Ye Yu knew that Xu Yuanfan had ground his ashes into powder, kneaded them into noodles and fed them to Chen Hang, he would have rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward to fight Xu Yuanfan; but he didn't know, so he is rolling around on the floor with a towel rolled up Go away and make a small game of "Scallion Rolled Pancake" with yoyo.

The carpet was just laid last week. It is a beautiful yellow-green cartoon short-haired carpet, which feels very good to the touch. This has caused the two little mushrooms to roll down and fall asleep somewhere on the carpet at the same time recently.

Every time, Leng Kill lay on the ground wanting to cry without tears and picked them up one by one and put them on the box bed—to avoid accidentally stepping on them when he got up to go to the bathroom.

Parent-child games are undoubtedly the most relaxing way.

When Ye Yu rolled the large scallion pancake for the third time and squeezed yoyo to the corner, Leng Kill also rolled an air conditioner and was added.

Ye Yu quickly put Xu Yuanfan's phone call behind him.

Ye Yu is a person who accepts death.

If he had already decided to be with Leng Sha, he would not go back to Xu Yuanfan.

Xu Yuanfan's call did not shake Ye Yu in the slightest.

Uncle Yu's "Towel Rolled Green Onion" rolled to the side of Leng Kill, leaned over and pecked Leng Kill on the cheek, and then said shamelessly: "Look, I am so good in business, even if we break up, I will be missed by my ex-man. Xiao Leng, you have to work harder and try your best to win Lao Tzu's heart."

Leng Sha was angry, "If you dare to climb the wall, I will send yoyo to bite you to death."

Yoyo immediately stated his position and expressed solidarity with his little dad: "Daddy, I will grind my teeth seriously~!"

Ye Yu made a foul and struggled directly out of the tube that the towel was rolled into. He rushed over and pulled the "yoyo roll" back and forth and rolled it repeatedly for many times.

This caused yoyo's hands and feet to be soft when he crawled out of the paper, the little thing shook dizzily, and then fell directly to the ground, turning into a small mushroom with a bang.

A few large characters floated out and landed firmly on top of Yoyo's head.

Crashing...

Seeing that yoyo had lost his fighting power, Leng Sha's eyes turned red, and he rushed over and shoveled Ye Yu to the ground.

Fortunately, the carpet cushioned the pressure of Ye Yu's fall, which made him not feel too obvious pain when he fell to the ground.

only……

Leng Sha immediately rode on Ye Yu's body, and "whoosh, whoosh—" stripped off Ye Yu's home clothes.Then the child leaned towards Ye Yu's chest with a strange trick that he didn't know where he learned it, and made a loud pop with a certain point in his mouth.

Ye Yu's rebellious heart disappeared in this ambiguous syllable.

After watching it for a long time, Ye Yu suddenly realized that he was thrown down by the cold killer and gave a "chirp"; the first reaction was not to resist, but...throwing yoyo into the space.

then……

He was dragged all the way to the bathroom by Cold Kill...

And then……

Seems to be……

Got eaten... ok.

What did Lengsha seem to say at the time?

"How dare you change your nickname to 'selling small pills', can't you mock me?! Hmph! I must give you some color, sir!!!"

Ye Yu: "Ah————————————"

(I have wanted to type this line for a long time)