Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Since it was still raining lightly, Ye Yu turned into a muddy "duck" after being thrown to the ground by the dog.When Leng Sha thought of Ye Yu's family's description of his running posture, he couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Ye Yu's eyes swished on Leng Sha's face, and he scolded viciously: "Why are you laughing? Have you ever seen me making out with my little pet?!"

As soon as Ye Yu finished speaking, the big dog named Xiao Huang moved over excitedly, and rolled up his tongue to lick the rainwater off Uncle Yu's face.

Leng Sha thought to himself: In fact, Ye Yu's strange running posture is not his fault. Last night... oh, well, he had already sworn last night that he must say that Ye Yu is his uncle who is the boss in front of others.

laugh--

He let out a nasal sound coldly.

Ye Yu tried his best to ignore the weird expression on Leng Sha's face, he took a deep breath to calm down his emotions about to go berserk.Gathering his breath, he kicked the big dog away from him with a sudden force, jumped up quickly and picked up the umbrella that fell aside.

A middle-aged man with a big belly and wearing a purple-red Tang suit rushed up to Ye Yu holding a big black umbrella, and asked with concern: "Um... little brother, where are you hurt? By the way, since you left, Xiao Huang's food is getting better and better, and he is getting stronger and stronger. In the past, the 150KG big hair in the village was thrown down by it once..."

Ye Yu was almost choked by these words and spewed out a mouthful of blood!

"Brother!!! You are so unkind! What do you mean 'since I left' Xiao Huang's food is getting better and better? Did I always compete with Xiao Huang for food when I was at home?"

The middle-aged man under the big black umbrella blushed, and replied dully: "When you were there, didn't our family never have leftovers? After you left, my mother still talked about you because of this. I wanted to call you home several times, but she always couldn't save face."

Ye Yu looked unhappy, and her voice raised an octave: "According to what you said, I'll just deal with the leftovers???!"

The middle-aged man Ye Xun, also known as Ye Yu's elder brother, laughed and said awkwardly: "Xiaoyu, you know that elder brother is stupid. I didn't mean that."

Ye Yu snorted, this matter is considered to be exposed.

On the contrary, Ye Xiaomei, who came after her, glanced at Lengsha with bright eyes, and asked Ye Yu in a low voice, "Is that handsome guy your friend?"

Ye Yu patted the muddy water on his body in embarrassment, raised his eyebrows and said, "It's not my friend, she's my wife." Then, Ye Yu winked at Ye Xiaomei, and asked in a low voice, "What's up? Isn't my brother's daughter-in-law pretty?"

Ye Xiaomei had a disillusioned look on her face. She stared blankly at Ye Yu, who was full of ambition, and then at the beautiful young man in the rain, who looked like the leading man in a romance novel. A strong urge to retaliate against society.Ye Xiaomei clenched her fists angrily and said, "A good man is so swollen, this makes a lotus little woman swollen and swollen~~!"

Ye Yu froze for a moment, then cast a questioning look at her elder brother.

Ye Xun coughed dryly, and said in a low voice, "Ye Xiaoyu has been a bit unorthodox lately, so ignore her."

Just when Ye Yu was about to correct Ye Xiaomei's distorted views with her venomous tongue that had been cultivated for more than thirty years, a rolling pin firmly brushed past Ye Yu's ear and landed on the curb in the distance!

The old mother of the Ye family, who still had the charm, rushed out of the house aggressively.

Ye Yu ran away reflexively, but he heard his old mother crying loudly, cursing angrily: "Ye Yu, you have no heart! My old lady just beat you, and you dared to run, and you even gave me a slap in the face!" Running for ten years! Come here! See if I don’t beat you back to rebuild today!!!”

Ye Yu shrank her neck, twisted the handle of the umbrella with her fingers, paused her steps, and stumbled into the rain in a foolish way.

The old lady of the Ye family rushed forward, first gave Ye Yu two slaps, and then hugged Ye Yu's neck tightly, crying sadly: "You...you...you son! Old Ye Yu's three Among all the children, my mother is the closest to you, but who would have expected you to be the most disappointing! What is wrong with liking? I just like men. I hate you, a shabby household that shamed the ancestors of the Ye family. My mother wants to tear you apart and reinstall you in her dreams !"

Ye Yu was strangled by his mother, feeling a little depressed.

The old mother of the Ye family cried for a while with her second son in her arms, and suddenly recalled: Ye Yu is not the only one returning home this time, but there is also a child who looks like a little golden boy beside him.

Thinking of this, Ye's mother sneaked a guilty glance at Leng Sha again, and whispered in her son's ear and asked, "Hey, little bastard, the one standing over there. Uh, it looks so small, how about you?" Could it be that you bought it from a human trafficker?"

Ye Yu=mouth=!

"Mom, you don't have much confidence in your son. I didn't buy him! I said, he was the one who caught up with me first in our matter. I saw that the others were about the same, so I reluctantly agreed. "

Leng Sha snickered, but didn't try to dismantle Ye Yu's platform; in Leng Sha's view, occasionally satisfying his Uncle Yu's self-esteem in front of his family would be beneficial to the further development of their relationship.

Ye Yu, on the other hand, winked at Leng Sha flatteringly.

Only then did Mother Ye turn her gaze back to her son.

Ye Yu is living a very nourishing life these days, her bones and flesh are well-proportioned, her skin is tender and smooth, and her complexion is rosy and rosy like a lotus after the rain.

Mother Ye couldn't help pinching Ye Yu's face, and sighed: "Oh, it's really well raised, it's more juicy than your little sister."

Ye Yu was stunned: "Don't look at who gave birth to me? I'm sorry for my natural genes~~~" This sentence not only exalts herself, but also flatters Ye's mother. An old fried dough stick has rolled back in society, and finally learned to be a technical dog leg in front of his mother.

Mother Ye gave Ye Yu a white look, and sighed softly, "How many loads of honey have you eaten outside? The kid with the most vicious mouth outside has learned to flatter."

Ye Yu immediately hit the snake and grabbed Mother Ye's shoulders, pretending to be vicissitudes of life and sighing: "Oh, it's not easy to make a living."

Mother Ye's heart softened, she quietly wiped away her tears, dragged Ye Yu into the house, and said brokenly, "Go take a hot bath first, you're covered in muddy water, don't catch a cold."

"Where's my dad?" Ye Yu asked casually.

Mother Ye's face froze, and she whispered, "Your dad is going to play mahjong, and he won't be back until dinner time. That Ye Yu, hide it for a while, and don't let your dad see it. Your dad You're a stubborn old man, about you..." Mama Ye glanced in the direction of Leng Sha in embarrassment, and lamented in a low voice: "It's impossible for your father to agree to your matter. Although you are not the only male in our old Ye family , your brother is enough to carry on the family line, but your father's temper...maybe really intends to beat you to death."

Ye Yu swallowed sullenly, with an inexplicable bitterness in his mouth.

Leng Sha, who had been walking beside Ye Yu, interjected abruptly: "Auntie, you can just say that I am Ye Yu's apprentice in the company, and I will be responsible for driving him."

"Huh? Ye Yu has brought apprentices?"

Cold killing: "Well, Ye Yu is now the business director of our company. You directly told uncle that Lao Ye and that Xu Yuanfan broke up long ago, and now you are going to find someone to live seriously."

Ye Yu┭┮﹏┭┮Xiao Leng, you are too virtuous, he nodded hurriedly: "That's it! That's right!"

Mother Ye cast a reproachful glance at Ye Yu: "Tell me the truth, what kind of 'business manager' are you really?"

Ye Yu hesitated for a moment, then nodded.

Leng Sha added: "Uncle Yu has good skills, good character, strong work ability, high efficiency, and is very popular with our boss."

Mama Ye breathed a sigh of relief: "This way I can rest assured..."