Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

This time he met Xu Yuanfan, there is no guarantee that next time he will meet his former neighbors, colleagues, friends and other acquaintances.

Ye Yu didn't want to explain to his former acquaintances how he came back from the dead!

After being disturbed by the previous incident, Ye Yu lost the mood to make pea cakes.He slumped himself on the back seat of the taxi listlessly, and said weakly to the driver, "Tianying Community."

The driver was a taciturn middle-aged man, and he only said "12 yuan" to Ye Yu symbolically when he got off the bus.

Ye Yu paid the money silently, then turned around, and when she looked up, she saw a front door on the left side of the gate of the community and... a convenience store.There was a huge two-meter-high poster stand outside the name of the convenience store. On that very eye-catching poster, several huge blood-red fonts almost blinded Ye Yu's eyes.

The poster reads: The proprietress has run away, the owner has no intention of doing business, big sale! ! ! ! ! !

There is a convenience store at the entrance of the community, so why did I have to go to the supermarket more than ten kilometers away to buy daily necessities that can be seen everywhere~!

Ye Yu yelled inwardly: MB's cheating father!Cold to kill a dead child and didn't tell me!

What's more important is: the proprietress of the owner's house was forced to run away, and this convenience store is going to have a "big sale"!

Ye Yu's eyes lit up suddenly, he fumbled for his wallet, and rushed into the convenience store with a vigorous posture that didn't fit Ben Forty Uncle.In front of the cash register in the store is a sign of "[-]% off the whole site".

Ye Yu slid into the gap between the shelves, and quickly scooped up a whole set of necessities.I also bought three large bags of sugar, various condiments and ten catties of eggs.As a family-oriented uncle, Ye Yu, like tens of thousands of housewives in China, has a magical skill: this skill allows Ye Yu to quickly measure whether a product is "affordable", and quickly add up the total price of any product. Price and the speed of light to calculate the price of these items after N discounts.

Ye Yu reckoned the money in her purse, and piled a bunch of groceries into the shopping cart as much as possible.Finally, contentedly, he pushed the shopping cart with his left hand and rushed to the cashier with a bagful of eggs in his right hand.

At this time, Ye Yu noticed: Behind the cash register, a handsome guy with a round face was looking out of the window with a sad face.

Ye Yu gently placed the bag of fragile eggs on the cash register, forced to suppress the joy in his heart (this is the mentality of the uncle who picked up a cheap home), and pretended to comfort the young man: "Where is the end of the world, there is no fragrant grass!" , One lady boss left, and countless lady bosses stood up! Buddy, don’t be melancholy anymore, it’s important to get up and make money.”

The round-faced guy finally turned his gaze back to the store. He glanced at the goods Ye Yu had selected, and shouted to the store depressedly: "Li Fangfang! Come out and pay the customers~~"

In the depths of the convenience store, a cute little girl who resembled the round-faced guy reluctantly came out, and she complained dissatisfiedly: "Brother, you are so lazy! If there is a customer checking out, you will die if you help me out." ?"

The boss rested his chin and sighed sadly: "The lady boss is not here, so I'm not in the mood for anything."

The words of the little boss suddenly brought back memories of Ye Yu's long time ago.

When he was in college, he was still a stupefied young man, no matter what he did, he had a silly drive - just like the little boss in front of him, his emotions and sorrows were all written on his face and on his lips, dare to love and dare Hate, no scruples in doing anything.

Since when did it change?

Is it the first time to be scolded by the boss at work?Squeezed out by colleagues?

Is it the embarrassment when the rent is due but the salary is not paid?

Is it the feeling of depression when you look at each other silently with Xu Yuanfan?

Is it the helplessness in his heart when he was robbed of the credit and was the first to be promoted?

Facing Xu Yuanfan, he can no longer find the feeling of connectedness in the past, nor can he find the throbbing and passion buried in his youth.

I don't know when it started, the arrogance of the student days gradually disappeared, replaced by philistines, helplessness, and forbearance.

He is becoming more and more like an old man who is prematurely aging, looking forward and backward in everything he does, and timid; the trivial life and the invisible pressure from society have smoothed his edges and corners, and he has become less and less like him The former Ye Yu—the Ye Yu who was fearless and never seemed to be sad.

Since when did he lose the courage to laugh in the wind and rain?

There will never be an answer to this question.

Once a person bears the pressure of life, social responsibility, public opinion and even moral condemnation on his shoulders, he is no longer a carefree and free person.His wings would be snapped off, and he would be shuffled along in heavy shackles.Maybe there is a smooth road ahead, maybe a cliff, maybe a potholed gravel road; he can run hard, maybe bump into a wall, maybe fall down or even fall to pieces because of something; there are countless possibilities ahead, but there is no turning back Chance.

Open the bow without turning back the arrow.

Life is like this, it's like the last arrow in Hou Yi's hand is off the string, even if the final outcome is eternal darkness, you can only follow this fate and go on step by step.

However, God seemed to have made a joke with Ye Yu.

He died, from a gas explosion that was unusually, extremely embarrassing.

Then he came back to life, reborn as a magical little mushroom.He has obtained the ability that many people Xiao Xiang can't obtain in a lifetime. All the suffering and pressure of human beings are meaningless to a little demonized mushroom!

Ye Yu felt that she was suddenly liberated.

Those things that weighed heavily on him like Mount Tai in the past have all become as light as feathers.

No job, no salary, no house?

It doesn't matter, the little mushroom only needs a little bit of magical plant energy to keep it alive and kicking all day long.There are many magical plants in the gray space, which can fully provide Ye Yu's survival needs.

Suddenly, Ye Yu came to his senses: God gave him a second chance to re-choose his future life with zero burden!

Out of some subtle thoughts, Ye Yu's lacrimal glands quickly secreted a large amount of transparent liquid.

MB's...

Ye Yu cursed bitterly in her heart: I am alive again!The feeling of being born again is so fucking cool!