Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

Ye Yu has always been very nervous, so Ye Yu didn't notice someone's furtive peeping.He calmly adjusted the most comfortable sitting position, and then moved his gaze out of the window.

The bus stopped slowly, and the flat electronic synthesized voice in the car began to announce the stop: "Yuyuan Electronic Building, we have arrived, please bring your belongings and get off through the back door; Dasheng Jewelry reminds you, The car starts, please sit still and hold it up, the station ahead is Hongqi Square, please get ready to get off."

From time to time, there was a beeping sound from the credit card machine on the side of the door.

Suddenly, the sound of swiping the card once a second on average stopped abruptly, and just as Ye Yu was secretly guessing whether the person put banknotes or coins into the coin box, there was a small commotion at the entrance door.

A young voice shouted with obvious surprise: "Old Xu!"

Ye Yu looked up curiously.

There were a lot of passengers who had just poured into the car at the upper door, and one of them looked extremely eye-catching—the kid looked like a delicate male lead in a Japanese or Korean youth idol drama, dressed very stylishly, The facial features also look very attractive.He was holding a half-worn black desktop computer case, and a zebra-print cap with sequins was slanted on his head.At this moment, he was looking eagerly at a passenger in the second row with a look of excitement on his face.

"Old Xu, I called you yesterday and you didn't answer it? Is the phone out of battery?" The shiny boy mixed with a bunch of gloomy office workers showed a look of relief. He put the main box on the He took a breath on the floor of the carriage, and then said to the passenger in the second row: "Ah, by the way, this is the first time I see you at this time. Why, you don't go to work today?"

Ye Yu followed the child's gaze and landed on the passenger in the second row.

The familiar back made him suddenly think of a person, and then he squinted his eyes and took a closer look at the shiny creature dressed like an idol drama star.

Ye Yu's breathing suddenly became rapid, and he couldn't help shouting angrily: "Xu Yuanfan from MB!!! You really are cheating behind my back!!!"

After Ye Yu shouted this sentence, she regretted it.

He twisted his fingers, his expression was tangled, and he was trying to spurn himself: Didn't you f*ck know about this a long time ago?What kind of catching (crab) rape scene is yelling and yelling here now?

Ye Yu reacted very quickly this time.

Before the people in the car realized who yelled that sentence just now, he took advantage of the fact that the rear door was not closed, ran like a jerk, and finally squeezed out from the lower door before the rear door was completely closed.

The irritable uncle driver yelled: "You son of a bitch! Fuck you!!!"

Ye Yu apologized loudly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

Then, under the staring eyes of a group of people, Ye Yu sprinted towards the opposite direction of the bus.

In the carriage, someone sighed in a surprised tone: "Oh, another young man who is crazy about love. Maybe he was rushing back to catch (crab) rape?"

The shining creature Chen Hang and the melancholy man Xu Yuanfan were instantly poked in the toes by this devastating sentence.

In the inexplicable embarrassment, the two looked at each other speechlessly.

After all, Chen Hang was young and energetic, and his morals were not enough. The fake smile on his face was shattered after a short time.

Chen Hang eagerly grabbed Xu Yuanfan's sleeve, leaned into his ear and whispered, "It's because of him that you didn't answer my call yesterday? Old Xu, didn't you say he died?"

At last, Chen Hang still maintained some rationality and knew how to keep his voice down.

After asking this sentence, Chen Hang gritted his teeth and fixed his gaze on Xu Yuanfan's face.It's a pity that Xu Yuanfan's facial muscles are probably made of stone. On his face, you can hardly find signals that can express emotions.

If Ye Yu were here, he would have poked Xu Yuanfan's face and yelled, "I called you MB blowing the air conditioner! It's your fault that you became facial paralyzed and went all over the hospital without being cured."

But Chen Hang didn't know what Ye Yu knew!

How could Xu Yuanfan, a burnt old man, explain such a shameful reason for facial paralysis to Chen Hang?So poor Chen Hang felt that Xu Yuanfan was a rare cool guy from the beginning to the end.

Looking at Xu Yuanfan's expressionless poker face, Chen Hang smelled failure for the first time in his life.He gritted his teeth, and said in a low voice: "Do you want to just dump me in such a vague way? The surname is Xu, let's talk about the ugly things first, if you really do this, I will give you the shit we did. Send a copy to your unit's public mailbox..."

Xu Yuanfan was finally moved. He turned his head to look at Chen Hang, and replied in a low voice, "What are you worrying about? You are more than ten years younger than him, more beautiful than him, and more enthusiastic. Don't you have confidence in yourself?"

Chen Hang smiled: "It's not that I don't have confidence. I'm afraid that you will be soft-hearted for a while? Well, I said, Lao Xu, anyway, your small dilapidated house is being renovated and can't be lived in. Why don't you move to my place. Xiao Yang After checking out, I rented his room, the place is quite big enough for the two of us to live in."

Xu Yuanfan remained silent.

Chen Hang's brows were full of hostility, he pinched Xu Yuanfan, and cursed in a low voice: "I said, old Xu, why are you pretending to be affectionate? Where did all the turmoil and energy go when I played the 'game' with my master yesterday?" Aren’t you f*cking open? Now I’d like to set up an archway. Let me tell you, Xu Yuanfan, you can’t take all the benefits by yourself. As for the shitty things between the two of us, to put it mildly, yes I seduce you; to put it bluntly, it’s called sex and adultery, and you have a share too, don’t pretend to be pure here.”

"To shut up."

"No. Don't you know what kind of person you are? You know it even if I don't tell you." Chen Hang snorted, and said angrily, "You're just a beast in clothes."

"roll!"

"You actually told me to fuck off?" Chen Hang laughed back angrily, "Believe it or not, I will now edit all your 'heroic' performances in the S and M clubs into high-definition uncensored photos and send them to your little white sheep?! "

Unlucky enough to run into an old lover when he went out to buy something, and even staged a frightening scene of catching and rape.Ye Yu secretly felt that while his shopping process was full of twists and turns, he directly took a taxi on the side of the road - he didn't want to be a bus anymore.This time he met Xu Yuanfan, there is no guarantee that next time he will meet his former neighbors, colleagues, friends and other acquaintances.

Ye Yu didn't want to explain to his former acquaintances how he came back from the dead!