Reborn "poisonous" mushrooms

"It's 210 yuan and [-] cents in total, ah! In fact, if you don't bring any money, you can store the things in our store first, and then you can go back and get them..." Li Fangfang, the shopkeeper's sister, said at a loss, "That, that That...customer, do you need facial tissues? Today’s special offer is only [-] cents a pack.”

Ye Yu came back to his senses, and wiped away the tears on his face in embarrassment.

"That, that... I just saw the poster outside the store, and I fell in love with the scene." Ye Yu defended himself, pretending to be melancholy and decadent, first glanced at the store owner, and then said leisurely: "Actually, my brother also lost his love. My concubine found a young and beautiful one and kicked me off!"

The shopkeeper, who was still looking melancholy before, slapped his thigh, rushed to Ye Yu's side, and patted Ye Yu's shoulder fiercely. He hugged Ye Yu and said loudly: " Dude! You’re broken in love too! To be kicked, it’s worse than me!!! Come on, don’t say anything, brother, I’ll give you a [-]% discount on the things you bought today!”

Ye Yu was overjoyed from the bottom of his heart, but he had to put on a sad look on his face.

The owner enthusiastically helped Ye Yu pack everything, and consciously helped Ye Yu carry some of the heavier goods.

Immediately afterwards, the shop owner blew the broken bangs on his forehead, and shouted into the shop in a high spirit: "Xiao Guo—Xiao Guo—come out to deliver things for the guests~! By the way, hold a piece of beer! By the way, take my Take out the wallet!" Then he turned his gaze back to Ye Yu, and said with a smile: "Brother, my name is Li Yuan, and it is fate that I met my eldest brother today, why don't we go to the restaurant behind the community to have a meal?"

Ye Yu made up his own brain: the shopkeeper's sister is called Li Fangfang, and the shopkeeper's name is Li Yuan. The names of the two brothers and sisters obviously mean "fangyuan".My younger sister's name is three characters, and it doesn't make sense that my brother's name is two characters. Then, maybe this sad man's household registration is still "Li Yuanyuan".

A big man named Li Yuanyuan, this is really embarrassing.

So Ye Yu looked at Li Yuan with a bit of pity.

Coincidentally, Li Yuan also looked at Ye Yu with pity at this time.

The two looked at each other and smiled, and actually felt a little bit of sympathy for each other.

Ye Yu: "Brother, I think you are very kind..."

Li Yuan: "Brother, meeting is fate, not to mention that we two are so speculative, it is simply fate in fate. Let's go! Let's have a meal, get some side dishes, and some wine. If we don't get drunk today, we won't go home!"

Getting along between people is so wonderful sometimes, maybe it's just a look in the eyes, maybe it's just the aura match - two people who are completely strangers to each other may become friends in an instant.

The friendship between men is even more amazing. Ye Yu and Li Yuan have only known each other for an hour, but when they drunkenly wandered out of the small restaurant at the back door of the community, the two had already known each other like confidants for many years up.

Ye Yu made a new friend and was in a good mood.

He returned home smelling of alcohol humming a little tune: he kicked off his shoes as soon as he entered the door, swayed to the edge of the bed with bare feet, hugged a pillow and fell asleep.The moment Ye Yu lost his self-awareness, with a "bang", Ye Yu suddenly turned into a small blue mushroom.

A small mushroom was hanging beside the pillow, under the small pink-blue cap, a transparent liquid that smelled of alcohol kept flowing out.

After a while, a large piece of the little mushroom was wet.

Ye Yu didn't realize it, he had a dream - a beautiful dream.

But he said that after taking a call from Ye Yu in the morning, Leng Sha skipped class and went to the Electric City to pick up a washing machine.

For Leng Sha, the master's request at this stage is an imperial decree, which must be satisfied unconditionally.

Lengsha has coveted Ye Yu for a long time, but he has not acted because of some moral pressure. Now Ye Yu seems to have just broken up in love and lost his job. What's more perfect, Ye Yu doesn't seem to be what he thought That kind of simple straight man—does this mean: now is the best time to win "Uncle Yu"? ? ?

Every time Leng Sha thinks about the scene when he met Ye Yu for the first time, he can't help but get excited.

At the beginning, when he was fighting CF with someone in an Internet cafe, he was beaten by the opponent dozens of times in a row.Leng Kill this kid, he is usually a person who can afford to lose, but the person who fought against him that day said something to him when he was about to log off: "soft guy" Leng Kill was staring at the "soft guy" on the screen Two words, instant rage.

Knock on the keyboard coldly, press Enter to send [Where the hell are you?Kind of tell me! ] The other party responded [Why, little brother can't afford to lose? 】

[I can afford to lose!I just wanted to know if you would be interested in playing tricks with me? 】Cold provocation.

The other party responded quickly [I am in the prosperous age (Internet cafe name), you have the guts to come here. 】Lengsha's heart skipped a beat.He is currently in the VIP area on the third floor of Shengshi, if that person is also in Shengshi...

Leng Sha pretended to ask casually 【What are your characteristics?What if I can't find you, my lord, when I go to the prosperous age? 】【I'm easy to recognize. After you enter the door, find a man with a cuckold on his head. 】

green hat...

Leng Sha almost burst out laughing.

At this moment, the person sitting on Leng Sha's right back stood up abruptly, and said to the person beside him: "Xu Yuanfan, I'm not playing anymore."

Leng Sha subconsciously turned his head—just in time to see the green peaked hat.

The man just turned off the computer and seemed to want to leave.

Leng Sha quickly turned his head to look at his screen, and sure enough, the person who abused him so well just now has gone offline!

Leng Sha suddenly turned his head half a circle, just in time to see Ye Yu who turned to face him.

That's right, the man in the green hat is Ye Yu, and he was also the guy who chased Leng Kill and beat him to pieces in the CF battle, and finally scolded Leng Kill as a softass!

Maybe it's the green hat that complements the skin tone, maybe it's because Ye Yu is already very white, Leng Sha only saw half of Ye Yu's face exposed under the oily green peaked cap - her fair and delicate skin looks like lotus petals, pink and tender Her lips were slightly raised, and there was a very inconspicuous little mole on her upper lip. That appearance fell in Leng Kill's eyes-extraordinarily sexy!

Leng Sha suddenly felt that maybe the man in the green hat in front of him was the true love he had been looking for for a long time.

So on his 19th birthday, Leng Sha was seduced by a man wearing a cuckold in an Internet cafe.

From that day on, Leng Sha started to squat in the Internet cafe, in order to meet the man in the green hat again.

Then he met Ye Yu logically through an open game competition, and consciously established a very strong "(game) comrade-in-arms" relationship with Ye Yu.

It's a pity that this is probably the first time he was abused too badly by Ye Yu in the game. For a long time, Lengsha didn't dare to have too much contact with Ye Yu, until - Ye Yu called him, Then he showed up near his house wearing an ill-fitting cheap sportswear and a pair of big dirty slippers.

At that time, Leng Sha suddenly discovered: Maybe Ye Yu himself is not as sharp as he is in the game or on the Internet.

Many people will change into another personality online, maybe Ye Yu is.

When he asked Leng Sha for help, he had a look of helpless fear and helplessness on his face.Leng Sha thought to himself, Ye Yu's appearance at that time was probably the legendary "beautiful and charming".Coldly killing the bottom of his heart, the softest string was suddenly touched by something, and he suddenly felt that maybe he should do something.

Responding to Ye Yu's request to buy him a washing machine back home is what Leng Kill wants to do at this moment - if the matter of buying a washing machine is done well, it will definitely please that stingy uncle Ye Yu.

Alas, thinking of the "stingy" uncle, Leng Sha couldn't help but sigh.

Leng Sha originally thought that Ye Yu was the kind of cool guy who is taciturn on weekdays but sharp as a sword in the online world; but after two days of close contact with Ye Yu, he discovered that Ye Yu is a very nervous and stingy Uncle 囧!

Well, the gap between reality and ideal is a bit big.

But Leng Sha thought about it carefully, and felt that "Stingy Uncle" is actually quite cute...