me and my monster neighbor

So - the centipede spirit is inherently mortal, either by the hands of the spider spirit, or by the hands of Xu Lai, whether he dies sooner or later, he must die a violent death.

Another point of Xu Lai's strangeness is that the spider spirit said "Why has the centipede spirit been away for so long?" From this sentence, it can be seen that the centipede spirit is having a private meeting with her tonight, so it is even more weird. What is important to the centipede spirit As soon as the "cannon" was not fully entertained, I hurried to room No. 13, and left a femme fatale like Spider Jing in the room to paint black nail polish.

Shenwu Snake specially praised Zhizhi girl, "This little monster is good", just because "everyone who wears black nail polish is a good monster".

"..."

Xu Lala didn't have the heart to listen to Shenwu Snake talking nonsense, his attention was all on Centipede Jing and Zhizhi Girl.

What is Centipede Jing going to get from room NO.13?

Xu Lai couldn't guess.

But it will not always be the life of the NO.13 house resident.

Xu Yela laughed at how naive he was at the beginning, just like when he heard the nursery rhyme "I Know You Are Human" for the first time, Director Luo laughed at him: "Even I have never heard of formalin. where."

But in fact, Zhizhi girl was using formalin to preserve the body of her "husband".

If Xu Lala had been more careful at that time, he could have discovered these clues in advance.

Xu Lala suddenly frowned, he always felt that something was wrong, he thought about it, and repeated those few nursery rhymes——

i know you are human

In soft and tame skin

but has a vicious heart

……

Xu Lala chewed on the phrase "I know you are human", he squinted his eyes, and asked the four demon spirits: "Have you all heard of this ballad?"

Nine-tailed Sky Fox rushed to answer: "I have heard of it, what's your question?"

Xu Lala asked: "People in the demon world are called humans, so why are humans written in the nursery rhymes?"

Nine-tailed Sky Fox tilted his head: "Maybe the wording in the original version was not rigorous, but it has been widely circulated, so it has been preserved."

Nine-tailed Sky Fox's answer couldn't convince Xu Lai, but Xu Lai couldn't think of any other explanation.

The weaving girl in the room took off her clothes if she disagreed with each other, Xu Lale ignored the indecent, and left Room No. 11.

The wind also sent a sad female monologue at this time:

"

How can the love flower bloom after the catastrophe, and I would like to send my hatred to Quantai.

Yingtai is not a heartless girl, a sad person is already half-demented.

'

Xu Lai followed the prestige and went to the location of Room [-].

It is rare for Xu Lae to "return home" today. He has already visited eleven neighbors this night. Except for Xiao Jiujiu, the other ten neighbors have more or less "surprised" Xu Lae. "visit".

When Xu Lai lived in Zhongnandong, the neighbor who spent the most time with was Tang Siniang. In fact, the neighbor he missed the most during this trip was Tang Siniang, and the neighbor he wanted to see the most was also Tang Siniang. But after seeing the true faces of the neighbors in front, Xu Lai subconsciously Avoiding Tang Siniang's room No. [-] has been unavoidable until now.

In Xu Lala's eyes, Tang Siniang is not the same as other neighbors, except that they spend more time together, and because Tang Siniang desperately protected Xu Lala on the day the lotus essence and white elephant essence appeared in Zhongnan Cave.

That was the first life and death parting that Xu Lai had ever experienced. It was cruel, so it was unforgettable.

Although there are many unreasonable things in retrospect, for example, the neighbors in Zhongnandong are consciously maintaining the dynamic balance game rules in Zhongnandong in the name of "kindness". Brother Niu even promised to create an ideal for Mrs. Niu Therefore, he would never let Lotus Essence and White Elephant Essence go unnoticed, but he did not show up for a long time until the initial transformation was successfully formed, and Tang Siniang died at the same time, so Brother Niu and his "kind" neighbors copied it together. Kitchen knife and broom rushed to the crime scene.

It's funny to think about it, but Zhizhi girl and other women and children ran here in cold sweat and tears all the way. They have superb acting skills and pay attention to details. The entertainment industry owes them several gold trophies for cross-border actors.

Xu Lala stood behind Tang Siniang's house No. [-], he hesitated to move forward, Shenwu Gui thought he was "worried and scared", and gave him a reassurance in advance: "Don't worry, there are no monsters of natural disaster level in this house."

Xu Lala nodded and said, "I know that there is a mantis spirit of disaster level living in this house."

Hearing this, Shenwugui said: "You are right, but not completely right."

Xu Lala was flustered when he heard this, and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?"

Shenwu Snake replied with a "hiss": "We haven't seen what kind of monster is in the room, but we know that there are two monsters in the room, one has reached the level of disaster (A), but the other is the peak level of disaster ( B), there is only a thin line of separation from the disaster."

Xu Lale:?

During Xu Lala's stay in Zhongnan Cave, he had seen all the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave except Zhizhi girl's husband, who was sick and sick, and was bedridden all year round.

What's more, Xu Lai went in and out of Tang Siniang's No. [-] room many times, but he didn't see the existence of the third "person". Could it be that the monster has been hiding in the dark and watching him?

Accompanied by the sad female voice singing, the goosebumps all over Xu Lai's body were blown up.

Xu Lala stood behind the house and could hear clearly.

"Self-pity and self-pity bring hatred in this life, with tears streaming down my cheeks, lamenting the suffering of my life but being hurt by love."

"As soon as you go, Luoquantai, I shouldn't have..."

On this day, Tang Siniang offered to teach Xu Lala how to use swordsmanship and swordsmanship, and she blamed herself for cutting Xu Lala's nails with a machete but accidentally injured the back of his hand.

Xu Lala later determined that Tang Siniang "accidentally injured" him in order to test whether he was an indestructible prophet of the human race, so Tang Siniang's red eye circles were all fake afterward.

In the end, Xu Lala saw Tang Siniang anxiously walking back and forth in the room that night.

The quiet orchid fragrance in the room smells very nice.

Shenwu Gui said that Tang Siniang's strength had reached the level of disaster, but Xu Lala did not see the second monster in the room, but a voice appeared out of nowhere: "Please calm down for a while."

——It was a cold male voice, which Xu Lala had never heard before.

Tang Siniang folded her arms around her chest, resting her chin with one hand, biting her fingers anxiously, facing a room full of orchids, she frowned and said, "I'm sure I never missed, and the injury on the back of his hand has nothing to do with me. "

Xu Lale:?

Tang Siniang's double knives have already been practiced very well, even if she cuts her nails with a big knife, she must be impartial and accurate, but Xu Lala's nails not only did not break this morning, but also a scratch appeared on the back of her hand for no reason...

Tang Siniang said seriously: "The human race in Room No. 13 is definitely a human prophet. Although there are monsters who secretly observed him at night, he doesn't seem to know that he is a human prophet. I discussed it with Dr. Luji today. We can't let him stay here, he will drag us down sooner or later."

Tang Siniang was so scared today that her eye circles turned red because she was really nervous, and her body was really trembling. Even Tang Siniang, a mature monster of disaster level, would inevitably be nervous when meeting a human prophet.

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lala looked down at the back of his right hand. If it was true what Tang Siniang said, it meant that Xu Lala had long been a human prophet who could not be hurt by ordinary monsters. Only Aldai of Wanyao Palace could hurt him.

But if he was born with an indestructible body, how did he get the injury on the back of his hand?

Xu Lala didn't have time to think about it, so he heard the cold male voice say again: "What do you want to do?"

Shenwugui pointed Xu Lai to the pot of orchids in front of Tang Siniang. The poultry blood and fish blood that Tang Siniang begged from Li Gongbao on weekdays were used to water this pot of flowers. The orchid planted in the pot was another B-level peak monsters.

Xu Lala wondered: "The Orchid Flower Spirit is already a peak B-level monster, why can't he transform into a human form?"

Tang Siniang held her chin seriously, and replied, "We must drive him away, but we can't just drive him away..."

Tang Siniang pondered for a while, then tilted her head and said, "It's not appropriate for us to become enemies with the Prophet, and no one in the group of old monsters would want to be the young one. Before... it would be best to let him owe me another favor, which can be regarded as buying a pension insurance."

The orchid body in the pot asked: "How to buy? How to sell?"

Tang Siniang pinched her chin, puffed her cheeks, blinked her long pink eyelashes, and said, "I haven't figured it out yet... But, tell me, if I die in battle to protect him, will he be right?" I appreciate Dade?"

"..."

Hearing these words, Xu Lae was stunned.

Tang Siniang walked up to the pot of orchids, curling the thin leaves of the orchids with her fingers.

Orchid Essence said coldly: "I won't."

Tang Siniang immediately gave a "puchi" smile, she rubbed her face close to an orchid, her peach blossom eyes drooped down, the curled eyelashes were clearly rooted, there was a hint of peach pink at the end of her eyes, her eyebrows and eyes were gentle, and her voice was very soft Sweet, said: "You just lost a little bit of cultivation, when I turn around, I will retreat and practice, and I will make up for you!"

Hearing this, I saw the orchid leaves swaying, and the slender orchid leaves flicked towards Tang Siniang's bright and charming face.

Tang Siniang's reaction was quick, and she leaned back to avoid the "slap".

Shenwu Snake gave Xu Lai popular science and said: "The orchid mantis and the orchid are in a symbiotic relationship. Each orchid mantis is born with a life-and-death contract bound to an orchid. All prosperity, one loss is all damage. The mantis works hard, and the orchid essence The cultivation speed of the orchid mantis will also be greatly improved. In other words, if you want to kill the orchid mantis spirit, you need to find the orchid mantis spirit that lives with it, otherwise the orchid mantis will be able to regenerate infinitely. Of course, if the mantis spirit regenerates after death, The orchid essence will also lose its cultivation along with it."

After listening to it, Xu Lai breathed out a fragrance: "Fuck..."

This sound can't fully express La La's extremely complicated mood at this time.

Xu Lai recalled that at Tang Siniang's memorial service, the neighbors said they would send Tang Siniang's body back to her room No. [-], because the room was full of her favorite orchid fragrance.

Neighbors all lamented:

The orchid mantis is born in spring and summer, and dies in autumn and winter. It always has the same growth cycle as the local orchids, and they live and die together...

That's why Lan Hua Jing was not happy when she heard that Tang Siniang was going to die.

"..."

Lan Huajing snorted coldly: "I said don't act like a baby in front of me, you are really addicted to pretending to be a mother."

Hearing this, Tang Siniang's laughter was like a silver bell, and "she" raised her hand with a smile, took a step back, stood on the spot and spun around, the white big-sleeved shirt with powder border was dancing, and she was dressed in plain white. The chest skirt matches "her" petite and exquisite figure very well.

Tang Siniang asked the orchid essence again: "Am I not good-looking?"

Xu Lala's eyes widened:? ?

mother?Tang Siniang pretending to be a "mother"? ? ?

Is it what he understood literally?

Xu Lai couldn't help but doubt himself.

This gossip news shocked Xu Lai even more than Tang Siniang's blowing up to cheat for favors.

The nine-tailed celestial fox was gearing up and said: Hey!No one can stop me from getting drunk on cp!