me and my monster neighbor

Tang Siniang is petite and exquisite, with a bright and charming appearance. She is one of the facades of Zhongnan Cave, so she is naturally good-looking.

But Xu Lala never imagined that under Tang Siniang's pretty skin, there was actually a man with handles?

Si Niang... like a Niang?Damn?

Does the name Ganqing have a metaphor?And what is Tang Siniang pretending to be, there must be a reason for this, right?

Xu Lai's brain was stuck due to the explosion of information received in a short period of time.

The Bgm, which was on-demand as a single in Zhongnandong, also sang to the end at this time, and it was also the first time Xu Lai heard the second half:

"A heartbroken man is sad and desolate, who is like me, Zhu Yingtai."

"Ugh!"

"I would like to walk around the lonely grave for the butterfly..."

The old-fashioned tape recorder played this part, and the tape was suddenly rolled into the pinch roller, the sound quality shrank, and the sad song was dragged out, just like a woman's mournful cry. The sound is endless, like complaints, like admiration, like weeping like complaints...

Xu Lela heard goosebumps all over her body, Tang Siniang leaned against the flowerpot of the orchid essence, carelessly fiddled with the slender branches and leaves of the orchid essence.

The weird voice from the tape gradually became clearer, and the crying became more and more obvious, and there was another voice in the tape.

Tang Siniang turned down the volume of the tape recorder.

The voice was very gentle and neutral, and sang: "Sijun has been with me for many years, and we have been on a blind date for three years."

The female voice was trembling, trembling, and followed him word by word to sing the lyrics: "Sijun has been with me for many years, and we have been on a blind date for three years..."

The second half of this tape recording should be a tidbit.

Another voice sang again: "Sorrow also loves, love also mourns."

The female voice murmured and just uttered the first three words "sorrow and love", and then screamed sharply, the scream sounded extremely painful, heart-piercing-like, Xu Lala, an observer, couldn't help shivering Down.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Lai heard the neutral and gentle voice in the tape asking with concern: "Does it hurt? Because I love you very much. You gnawed on my head and kept saying you loved me. You bear it." — Shinobu, okay? I want to express my love for you unreservedly."

What responded to him was another scream.

Xu Lala couldn't bear to listen.

It is said that female praying mantises have the habit of eating their bedmates during mating. This is just part of their nature, and it is also a well-known fact. Therefore, the reputation of female praying mantises in the world of monsters has been severely damaged, and the entire group has been discriminated against. see you.

On the first day when Xu Lai saw Tang Siniang, Li Gongbao sighed to Xu Lai: Tang Siniang neither obeyed nor recognized her own nature. She thought that everyone was prejudiced against female praying mantises because of misunderstanding.

Li Gongbao: "Actually... it's not easy for Tang Siniang. She looks weak but is very strong inside. Since the female praying mantis was victimized, she not only determined to eliminate everyone's prejudice against the female praying mantis, but also took the initiative to work for the Women's Federation in Zhongnandong for free. Those who work diligently and aim to benefit the females of the whole village."

Tang Siniang proves the truth by herself, persists in establishing a new trend in the new era, and walks alone in the front line to fight to the end. She is an independent female with ideals and aspirations in the new era...

At that time, Li Gongbao summed up Tang Siniang's characteristics in one sentence:

"...she might be a slightly extreme feminist."

Obviously, the neutral and sickly voice in the tape is Tang Siniang. It is not difficult to guess from the contents of the tape. Tang Siniang once had a partner, but the female praying mantis kept saying that she loved him, but it was his head that was greedy. .

The tapes recorded Tang Siniang's revengeful behavior.

"..."

Xu Lala admired Tang Siniang's strength and independence so much at the time, but now he thinks about it and fears it.

——The feminist alliance in the demon world was mixed into the base camp by a vengeful demon like Tang Siniang and used as a crap stick, and the feminist rights were already in jeopardy.

Xu Lala's three views have collapsed, and Tang Siniang is still reminiscing about the past: "Actually, I kind of miss that time."

The orchid essence snorted disdainfully.

Tang Siniang held her chin and said with a smile: "Of course, I prefer the peaceful life now."

The tape has entered a new cycle of singles. Tang Siniang appeared in her original form and turned into a white and pink orchid mantis and jumped onto the pot of orchids. He perched on the orchids. Orchids blend into one body.

Orchids are the hotbeds of orchid mantises. Xu Lai used to wonder why Tang Si's family didn't see the bed, but now he has solved his doubts.

But before Xu Lala left, he heard Lan Hua's distraught voice: "Don't mess around!"

The nine-tailed sky fox screamed for this sentence.

Xu Lale:?

The orchid is the bed and the anthers are the stamens.

Fine.

It was the orchid essence that caused the trouble, and only the orchid essence was pregnant.

Very fine.

But Xu Lala didn't have time to stay and listen to the corner of a male praying mantis and a flower orchid. He left Room No. 13 indifferently and returned to Room No. [-]. He sat silently on the roof for a while. Son, digest what I have seen and heard this night.

The weak but kind-hearted neighbors of Zhongnandong in my memory have all changed drastically, and they are all old monsters. Zhongnandong, a remote mountain village with beautiful scenery, has also become a veritable "raiser village".

—Room No. [-], Listening Beast, S-rank natural disaster monster.

Room No. [-], Mr. Fu, A-level disaster monster.

Room No. [-], hyena spirit, C-level disaster monster.

Room No. [-], the black bear spirit, a B-level ominous monster.

Room No. [-], Niu Ge Niu Sister, - S-level natural disaster monster, - B-level ominous disaster monster.

Room No. [-], Luji's genius doctor, super A-level disaster monster.

Room No. [-], Xiao Jiu Jiu, the combat power is negligible for the time being.

Room No. [-], Director Luo, A-level disaster monster.

Room No. [-], widow A, A-level disaster monster.

Room No. [-], Tang Siniang, an A-level calamity monster.

Room No. [-], Weaving Girl, A-level Disaster Monster.

Room NO.12, Li Gongbao, super A-level disaster monster.

……

This overall combat power is only for their demon king's army, and there is absolutely no reason for them to be easily massacred.

Xu Lala sat on the sloping roof, resting his chin, staring straight into the distance, and said, "How can I live in this village until now?"

"..."

Shenwugui said gruffly: "What are you afraid of them doing? They don't even dare to provoke you!"

Shenwugui is right.

He rearranged his thoughts: Xu Lai fell into Zhongnan Cave for no reason. At first, the neighbors thought he was just an ordinary human, and decided to keep him for entertainment. Later, they found out that he was a natural and harmless human prophet, who was not yet capable of fighting, and felt scared Feeling very excited again, they strived to have a good relationship with Xu Lai, but later found that Xu Lai's stay in Zhongnan Cave would eventually disturb the peace here, and the neighbors all decided to "invite" Xu Lai out of Zhongnan Cave.

But how do his monster neighbors communicate with each other?Xu Lala tried hard to recall the past, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong. For example, there were always unclear multiple-choice questions in the group meeting in Zhongnandong.

At tomorrow's Zhongnan Dongyue regular meeting, when all the monsters were discussing their side jobs, the topic unknowingly became "When the pets belonging to the human race and vultures are the most popular, which one do you prefer?", at that time It was also divided into two camps. Xu Lai was forced to choose the second one at that time, and chose Vulture to avoid suspicion.

After hearing this, Shenwugui laughed and said, "Hey, you also chose Vulture yourself?"

Xu Lai asked, "What's the problem?"

Shenwu Gui said: "Vultures eat carrion, which means death, and humans are the most picky eaters, which means life. This is a proposition of Taoism."

Xu Lale:?

It means that the multiple-choice questions at the regular meeting are the opinions of the neighbors. The neighbors who like to raise vultures all suggest that Xu Lai "die", and the neighbors who like to raise human races hope that Xu Lai can live.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala twitched her hair impatiently, wishing to rewind all the memories of what she had experienced in Zhongnandong, but she still couldn't recall the voting results at that time, only vaguely remembered that Tang Siniang and Li Gongbao voted for "Human Race", and Mr. Fu voted for "Vulture Race". ".

Assuming that Tang Siniang still wanted to save Xu Lai's life because he knew that ordinary monsters could not hurt Xu Lai at all, then it can also be understood that the monster neighbors in Zhongnan Cave did not fully share information.

Tang Siniang's knife is likely to confuse the public internally. Only Tang Siniang and the little genius doctor Lu Ji who has some py business with him know that Xu Lala is very likely to be a prophet of the human race, and other monsters will think that since Xu Lala is injured, it should be just an ordinary human race. .

The neighbors in Zhongnan Cave wanted to "drive" him out of Zhongnan Cave because Xu Lai invited the Ovary Protection Association of Wanyao Temple, which seriously disturbed their cleanliness, so it makes sense.

Xu Lala almost bald the top of his head, so he simply didn't want to, so he turned over from the skylight and jumped into the small attic.

Then - seeing the spider silk fluttering like a gauze curtain in the attic, the mighty snake and the nine-tailed sky fox knew it clearly.

Shenwu Snake "hissed" and said: "Spider spirits and centipede spirits have also done a lot here--"

Xu Lale:?

Xu Lala thought back to the situation when Girl Zhizhi was at home with disheveled clothes and a few spider threads hanging from her navel, and suddenly understood something that even adults don't understand.

"..."

The other Xu Lai who belongs to this timeline has already been covered in the quilt early, and does not hear anything outside the window, and is looking forward to the dawn and the morning bell.

The golden-winged roc snorted coldly: "Do it as soon as possible, you have already wasted four or five hours."

However, although Xu Lai had already wasted most of the time, he still had three hours left.Even if he only had the last three seconds left, it was enough to kill another "self".

Xu Lala stood silently on the attic, but he just looked at "myself" more, then lowered his eyes, turned his head and looked at the wooden box next to him.

Xu Lai opened the box, and the book "I Know You Are Human" was still lying in the box, the cover and inside pages were still intact, and the stick figure on the cover was still grinning at Xu Lai.

Xu Lai opened the cover, but found that the cover and the first page of the inner page were firmly glued together. Xu Lai couldn't help frowning. He directly cut the two pages out with demonic power, and then used violence to tear the two pages of coated paper. torn apart—

Xu Lala was immediately dumbfounded, there was actually a yellow talisman between the two pages of coated paper!

The cinnabar-colored runes on the talisman seals are almost the same as the talisman papers that Xu Lai has seen, except that the talismans used by the centipede spirit and the male spider spirit both have black half-fish painted on them, and the picture of Taiji half-fish on this talisman seal But it is white.

Black is yin, white is yang, yin and yang are transformation symbols, and what is transformed is life and death.

This book for cubs is probably what Miss Zhizhi asked Centipede to go home to take away, and it is also an invitation to death for Centipede.

——but now it was torn apart by Xu Lai.

Xu Lala was so frightened that he said "fuck me", because he had torn the talisman manually indirectly by tearing it apart violently, and the conversion symbol sandwiched in the two pages of the book also suddenly turned into a yellow light smoke before Xu Lala's eyes and disappeared.

Xu Lala stayed there for five or six minutes. He asked "Am I fucking going to die" five minutes ago, and was still asking "Why am I not dead yet" a minute ago.

The four demon spirits didn't understand the current situation either.

Xu Lala was so nervous that he burned the inside pages directly, but he still couldn't wait for any discomfort from his body.

Shenwu Turtle and Shenwu Snake can only explain Xu Lai's situation as "the conversion symbol is also invalid for the human prophet", which is a reasonable conclusion.

Xu Lala had a false alarm, and slumped on the attic as if he had lost all strength—moving.

It was quiet all around, and occasionally there were two or three insects chirping outside the window. Xu Lala lay prone in front of the window, watching the full moon finally peeking out half of its head in the mist.

The golden-winged roc urged: "Don't do it yet?"

Xu Lala replied, "I didn't intend to do anything."

Gold-winged roc was very unhappy.

Xu Lai suddenly recalled the reminder from the prophet who awakened the human race: "Find him and replace him. You are a prophet who stands on the side of good and righteousness."

Xu Lala smiled—"The last 'ah' is the most ironic."

People who can kill themselves by any means are worthy of words such as cruelty and decisiveness, but they have nothing to do with the word "kindness".

Xu Lala looked up at the full moon and said softly, "Chu Chu is still waiting for me."

The golden-winged roc has never talked much, and is not good at swearing, and at this time he held back for a long time and could only say "ignorant"!

Xu Lala ignored the golden-winged roc, and he was still holding the cover of the cub book in his hand, which said "I know you are human" seven words that once made Xu Lala feel terrified.

Xu Lala felt that the neighbors in Zhongnandong should also get along with each other without telling the truth, so why did he leave this note to scare "myself".

Xu Lala folded the cover in three and planned to take it away in his pocket.

Before leaving, Xu Lai didn’t forget to clean up—the traces of the centipede’s corpse left at the door of Room No. 13. The blue-green blood of the centipede did not splatter all over the wall and floor, but the corpse still stained the two sides in front of the door when it hit the ground. zhangdi.

Xu Lala jumped down steadily, and carefully cleaned all the blood on the ground with the power of the earth element monster.

Xu Lala quickly finished his work and was about to leave when he caught something out of the corner of his eye. He turned his head abruptly and looked up at the wall of room No.13.

His pupils dilated suddenly, and there was a golden light in his eyes——

I saw a few "fluorescent characters" written on the wall:

"No. 13 room moved in—human race!!!"

An arrow is drawn at the end of the sentence, pointing to the dark green iron door of Room No.13.

Shenwugui said: "Hey, these words are also blessed by the seal of demon power, and you can only see it if the demon power reaches A-level or higher."