me and my monster neighbor

The little monsters in Wuwang Village said that in order to avoid being "burned, killed and looted" by the surrounding forces, they had to retreat to the water village in the southwest corner and rely on the geographical advantage of the Jiutian River to save their lives. However, the houses in the water village are limited. There is another chance to fight again, and the little monster with weak monster power can only stay in the village and wait to die...

But the fact is that there may be one life left outside the water village, but the monsters who hide in the water village cannot escape the bad luck of being massacred.

Xu Lala just felt compassion for the monsters in Wuwang Village, and then thought that they were also monsters who bullied others and did all kinds of evil. This can only be regarded as a cycle of karma.

As for the karma in Zhongnan Cave, where is it?

Xu Lale didn't know.

The geographical environment of the water village in Wuwang Village is different from that of Zhongnan Cave, which is surrounded by flowers. If you look around, you can see the sparkling water on the water, and the fishing fires are reflected in it. Xu Lai was squatting on Director Luo's roof at this time, and he could clearly see a figure walking on the boardwalk.

This monster is tall and strong, like a gym trainer.

Xu Lala took advantage of the golden-winged roc's eyesight to see the monster's face clearly, and was immediately taken aback.

- That's rhinoceros.

Regardless of the survival rule of "not going out at night", the rhinoceros walked alone on the wooden plank road. He made several turns and walked towards a small wooden house not far away.

Corresponding to the house number of Zhongnan Cave, the rhinoceros is walking in the direction of Li Gongbao's No. 12 room, and Xu Jiela's No. 13 room is separated from Director Luo's No. [-] room.

Xu Lela quickly sneaked into the night and landed behind the No.12 house.

The rhinoceros spirit was already standing in front of the door of No. 12 room, halfway through speaking.

The rhinoceros spirit changed from the arrogant and domineering appearance of asking to meet the stone spirit in Zhongnan Cave that day, and said respectfully: "...I have something I want to discuss with you."

The rhinoceros sighed heavily, obviously troubled by this issue to be discussed.

Xu Lala was shocked by the last title that the rhinoceros spit out——

The rhinoceros called Li Gongbao "the boss".

Li Gongbao in the house also accepted it calmly, he hugged the black cat, and replied casually: "Say."

Xu Lale:?

The little monsters in Wuwang Village called Rhinoceros the "Second Master", and the little monsters in the whole village have never seen the first master. Who would have thought that the first master of Wuwang Village was actually hiding in Zhongnan Cave.

Shenwugui's official seal: "Hey, it's also a super A-level monster."

Zhongnandong: Get rid of me.

Xu Lala wants to quit the group chat.

The rhinoceros and Li Gongbao are talking through a wall.

The rhinoceros sighed and said: "I can't eat day and night and can't sleep at night. Even if I lead a team out to bully the little demons around me, it's hard for me to feel the thrill of blood rushing..."

Li Gongbao patted the cat indifferently, and the black cat licked its fur lazily. The black cat is not afraid of the "threat", because it is used to seeing the rhinoceros humiliating in front of Li Gongbao.

Li Gongbao asked: "Then what do you want to do?"

Hearing this, the rhinoceros suddenly became coy and coy, and dragged on for a long time before saying: "I have a dream girl... Although I haven't seen her face yet, I know she must be charming and beautiful, and I fell in love with her at first sight , she will not marry in this life."

Li Gongbao was surprised: "Since you have never met her, how did you fall in love with her at first sight?"

The rhinoceros said with a sweet face: "Last night was our first meeting...she saw me, so she sprayed me with estrus hormones, she was out of control because of me, and I was fascinated by her estrus hormones, we are born couple."

"..."

Hearing this, no matter how slow Xu Lai's brain is, he should have reacted.

Just the night before this day, Xu Lai was very frightened by the sound of the "wraith" banging against the back wall. That night, he saw a large washbasin with a wrinkled face outside the window, especially under the eyes that looked like There are three or four layers of big bags under the eyes, and each layer of bags under the eyes is swollen like a crawling fat bug.

Now that I think about it, that big head that night should be the rhino that accidentally revealed his prototype.

Xu Lala was terrified at the time, out of self-preservation, he sprayed perfume on the rhinoceros' swollen eyes.

Xu Lai was frightened all night, but he never expected that the two pumps of perfume he sprayed out would make the rhinoceros miss the smell of his perfume from that night onwards, and even make up the scene of the two being in love...

"..."

Li Gongbao obviously also felt that this story was a bit curious, he asked: "So?"

The rhinoceros knelt down without saying a word, and said sincerely: "I searched for her all day today and couldn't find her. I saved a lingering scent of her, and I ask the boss to help me find a wife!"

I saw that the rhinoceros picked out a small bubble similar to a memory bubble from his body, but the memory bubbles that Xu Lai had seen were all translucent, and this bubble was light purple in size, smaller in size, and floating in mid-air In the middle, the rhinoceros stretched out his hand to hold it, pinched it with two fingers, and crushed this pocket-sized and cute little bubble.

A wisp of sweet and greasy perfume gradually spread in the air, which is the sweet fragrance of Saint Laurent's sleepless night black opium aftertone.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lala was amazed at the supernatural power of the demon power, not only able to preserve audio, video and video, but even the smell.

Li Gongbao is very familiar with this scent, he slightly raised the corners of his lips, smiled, and said softly: "You can't see him yet."

The rhinoceros said nervously, "Why?"

Li Gongbao smiled and said: "Your demon power is too low, you can't see him yet."

The rhinoceros said anxiously: "Then when will I be able to meet the love demon in my dream again?"

Li Gongbao said: "You are always neglecting to practice. The monster power has not improved in the past few years. It has been too long to stay in the super C-level disaster level. When you break through to the B-level disaster level, I will tell you the answer."

The rhinoceros was eager to see his "Menggu" again, but he didn't dare to refute his boss's words. He could only clenched his fist and punched his palm twice, sighed, and said reluctantly but helplessly: "I know Already... from today onwards, I will definitely practice diligently without sleep or food!"

Hearing this, Xu Lie felt complicated.

I think that after the rhinoceros in Wuwang Village next door broke through to a B-level evil monster, Xu Lai and Li Gongbao watched the heavenly vision together. give him.

As a result, the appearance of the rhinoceros in Zhongnan Cave was all arranged by Li Gongbao. At this time, recalling the scene of Li Gongbao spitting out a mouthful of blood under the pressure of the rhinoceros, Xu Lai wanted to send flowers and applause to Li Gongbao.

The rhinoceros spirit was about to retreat when Li Gongbao said to him, "The centipede spirit left the village without permission again tonight?"

The rhinoceros turned around, laughed twice, and said: "He went to have some fun, he said he was going to see his old lover, and he probably won't be back until dawn tomorrow."

Hearing this, Li Gongbao said softly, "I'm afraid I won't be able to come back."

The rhinoceros was stunned: "Huh?"

Li Gongbao smiled again and said: "It's okay, it's okay without a centipede."

The rhinoceros scratched his head and said, "Oh..."

Xu Lai was confused after listening, hating that the rhinoceros spirit didn't break the casserole and ask the end of the curiosity.

Xu Lala originally believed that Centipede Jing was going back to Zhongnan Cave tonight to retrieve something, but now he was told that Centipede Jing was going to meet his old lover privately.

Who is the centipede's old love "person"? It's the vixen who was just dressing up in front of the mirror and rehearsing his lines, or one of the spider weaving girl and the mantis spirit Tang Siniang who Xu Lai hasn't visited yet.

Xu Lala tried hard to recall the intersection between these two girls and the centipede spirit, and then he decided on one of them, and he hurried to the end.

On the day when the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave discovered that the centipede had died, Girl Zhizhi was so sad that she was crying to the point of death. It was Tang Siniang and widow A who helped her go home first.

According to the timeline, weaving girl should have just finished the egg-laying period at this time, and because the spider eggs are all bad fetuses, she will cry pear blossoms and rain at tomorrow's mid-month regular meeting... However, weaving girl is at this moment at this moment. In Room NO.11, she took off a pure black Lolita dress, her clothes were disheveled, and she was half leaning against the head of the bed in cool clothes.

What is striking is that the ground of her house also seems to be covered with a spider silk carpet, and there are a few strands of spider silk hanging from her navel.

She raised her legs in an enchanting posture, painted black nails, and hummed.

There was a glass vessel on the bedside table, and the container contained a colorless and transparent liquid. Xu Lai took a closer look and found a cobalt blue spider in it, which was the size of a palm.

Xu Lala murmured: "Formalin..."

At the same time, Xu Lai also recognized the nursery rhyme hummed by Girl Zhizhi.

……

I was thrown into formalin

Body lightly on tiptoe

looking at you through the glass window

i know you are human

……

After finishing brushing the nails of one hand, Zhizhi girl cocked her fingers and blew air. On the other hand, she picked up the tweezers next to her and turned the blue spider soaked in the solution over. She said with a smile: "Soak it, Wipe dry."

Zhizhi girl clamped the blue spider out, and wiped the inside and outside with a paper towel. Xu Lai saw Zhizhi girl pick up another scalpel to help. Tuan wiped all the fluid in the abdomen, and then took out a yellow talisman.

——There are cinnabar red runes written on it, and there is also a picture of Taiji half-tailed black fish.

——See also the yin-yang transformation symbol of the little genius doctor Lu Ji.

Black fish is yin, this is a talisman to be placed on the dead body, yin and yang are transformed, one life equals another life, and it can bring the dead back to life.

I saw Miss Zhizhi fold the yellow talisman in half until she could stuff the talisman into the belly of the blue spider.

Zhizhi girl stuffed some dandelion flocs into it again, acting as a sponge, filling up the empty body of the blue spider, making the abdomen appear rounder and fuller.

After Zhizhi girl disposed of the blue spider's body, she put it on the bedside table, she sighed while resting her chin, and said, "You see, why are you so ignorant, you can't get rid of my control even if you die, I am No, it can still save you."

Rumor has it that the husband of the spider who lives in Room No. 11 is weak, and his wife will never leave him. The truth is that the husband is weak and sick because his wife never leaves him...

Xu Lala had never met Miss Zhizhi's husband when he lived in Zhongnan Cave, and when he saw her today, he had nothing to say except "Fake".

Girl Zhizhi held her chin, turned her head and looked out of the window, sighed again, and said: "Why has Centipede been away for so long? Oh, I don't care about it because he is about to be buried with him. Let's wait for him." .”