me and my monster neighbor

Xu Lala felt that his mind couldn't turn around for a while, he tried his best to clear his mind, stopped Shenwu Snake, and said, "Wait first..."

Xu Lala asked: "Isn't the reason why the Phoenix Emperor is now immortal and half disabled, thanks to Aldai?"

Shenwu Snake replied: "That's right."

Xu Lala asked: "Ardai was going to kill Feng Huang at that time?"

Shenwu Snake said: "That's right."

Xu Lala asked: "Aldai wants to kill Fenghuang, but Aldai is also pursuing Fenghuang?"

Shenwu Snake replied: "Hiss~ It's absolutely true. At the beginning, Aldai took advantage of Fenghuang's unpreparedness and successfully plotted against Fenghuang. In the battle of seizing power, Fenghuang was seriously injured and drove Fenghuang out of Wanyao Palace."

Xu Lai was puzzled and said: "This logic is wrong. Aldai seriously injured the Phoenix Emperor in order to win the throne, but shouldn't the Phoenix Emperor be imprisoned after winning the throne? What kind of logic is it to drive him out of Wanyao Hall? Is it trouble?"

In other words, Aldai felt that the white moonlight should hang high in the sky, so that he could look at the moon and sigh, and show his infatuation in a false way.

Shenwu Snake vomited snake letters, and said with a smile: "Perhaps Aldai is just looking forward to Fenghuang's comeback? Invincible is the most lonely."

Xu Lala denied, "Then why did he take Xiao Jiujiu back to the Wanyao Hall?"

The nine-tailed celestial fox interrupted them with a "squeak" and said: "Aldai's thinking logic cannot be judged according to common sense. Although he loves to provoke Feng Huang, apart from the reason why Feng Huang can't move, Aldai's private life is still very important. Extremely chaotic. Aldai knew that Fenghuang was a supporter of monogamy, and he never restrained himself in front of Fenghuang, hey, this pair of CPs really can’t move, can’t move.”

The nine-tailed celestial fox waved its hands repeatedly, and swallowed back the last sentence in front of the golden-winged roc: But I still want to see Wuli Fenghuang condescending and hoisting up the little green dragon in Ardai's wave to chirp.

Only then did Xu Lai remember that Nine-Tailed Sky Fox has a "rotten" demon attribute that loves to suck on male cp, and he also remembered that he had received a few "orphan copies" handed down by the old fox clan.Xu Lai said: "There is a neighbor in Zhongnan Cave who is your fox son and grandson. She is keen to imitate your words and deeds of this old fox clan. I guess she is also poisoned."

Nine-tailed Sky Fox: "Poison? What kind of poison?"

The nine-tailed celestial fox is originally a cold and thin demon, and the word "love" is also synonymous with luxury in the demon world. She just asked casually, not really caring about the safety of her fox children and grandchildren, but Xu Lai still took her along the way Go to Room [-] across the river to "check it out".

In Room [-] of Zhongnan Cave lived a vixen, who declared her name as Widow A. She was a docile and weak woman on the outside. Woven wreaths out the door.She once had a marriage and suffered misfortune, but now she "hates" marrying and wants to marry, so she can only hide in Zhongnan Cave and play house with herself all day long.

Xu Lai chatted with Nine-Tailed Tianhu about her son-in-law Hu's grandson going through a gloomy marriage. He heard that widow A's husband had a violent temper and perverse personality.

After hearing this, Nine-tailed Sky Fox not only didn't think about advocating justice for the son and grandson of the fox, but said "Wow" in surprise: "Could it be that her husband is an S-level natural disaster-level big monster? Is it so popular?" ? You are indeed a descendant of my fox clan!"

Only then did Xu Lai know that Widow A's monster power level was already at the A-level disaster level.

"..."

Widow A is sitting in the room at this time, facing the mirror and dressing up. There are a pile of cosmetics on the table, and there is an old booklet with the words "Basic cultivation of contemporary vixens" written on the cover.She tried several lipsticks, avoiding all the colors that highlighted her aura, and tried her best to make herself look weak and harmless.

Widow A looked at her makeup repeatedly, then smiled in the mirror.

Xu Lala originally thought that this smile was the ending of her acceptance of her makeup, but unexpectedly it was a beginning.

The "smile" on Widow A's face remained unchanged. She manually adjusted the arc of her lips in front of the mirror. The corners of her lips were pulled down by two points, the arc of her grin was tightened by two points, her chin was retracted a little, and her eyes were timid. Looking up, with chest in my mouth, shoulders shrunk...

In this way, a demeanor with a breath of timidity and timidity can be presented.

Widow A sat alone in the empty room, holding on to her smile and posture for quite a while, then suddenly said timidly, "Don't...don't look at me like that...I'm afraid."

"..."

Xu Lai's first reaction was that widow A also discovered his existence.

Widow A's smile in the mirror became more and more strange.

The four demon spirits retorted: "Impossible, she's just a mere disaster-level monster."

Seeing widow A suddenly grinned, widow A's laughter was very strange, Xu Lie could hear the creeps, widow A probably laughed so hard that her cheeks were sour, she rubbed her cheeks with both hands, and freed one hand to open it. The worn-out "Basic Cultivation of Contemporary Fox Spirits", wrote and drew on it, scratched his head and said to himself: "It's too contrived, and the expression of No. [-] is not qualified."

The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox laughed and said, "This little fox's practice is really too shallow."

Xu Lale:?

Nine-tailed Sky Fox smiled and said, "To tell you the truth, I am the author of the book "Basic Cultivation of Contemporary Fox Spirits."

Xu Lai learned the ideological system and discussion direction of the book from the dictation of Nine-Tailed Sky Fox. .

Throughout the ages, there has been a well-known shortcut among vixens, which is to rely on the essence of "charmed" unlucky people to enhance their demon power.

Widow A's weak temperament is just another kind of camouflage. By analogy, she is probably not "being" a widow. Her former husband is very likely to be wiped out by her. The identity of a widow is also given to herself. The second layer of weak and deceitful skin.

After hearing the speculation, Xu Lai was only symbolically "surprised": "Wow."

As he walked all the way, the neighbors in front had already over-consumed Xu Lai's shocking reaction, which greatly increased his shock threshold, and he was too lazy to pay for the extra emotion as soon as he finished "wow".

Xu Lala had a new self-suggestion in his heart: he would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than the honest and kind neighbor in Zhongnandong.

Xu Lala was speechless for a while, with an indifferent face, and suddenly felt a significant change in the surrounding environment - the surrounding fog was filled, and the water vapor content in the air also increased significantly.

Shenwu Gui said: "A formation has been activated."

Xu Lala looked around vigilantly, and found that floating villages suddenly appeared around him.

There are rules in Zhongnan Cave: do not light the roads and do not go out at night.

Due to the special geographical location of Zhongnan Cave, it will be connected to the underworld at night, and once you stray into the realm of living souls, you will never find your way home.

Although it sounds frightening, as long as you stay behind closed doors after nightfall, you can live in harmony with living souls and resentful spirits.

That's why there is a saying: living beings don't block the way of the dead, and dead souls don't enter the gate of life.

All of the above are the "Instructions for Residents of Zhongnandong" that Director Luo instilled in Xu Lai.

But what really alarmed Xu Lai was that the widow A in Room No. [-] disappeared out of thin air!

Instead, a group of topless male monsters gathered in the house to gamble and play mahjong!The mahjong tiles were thrown on the table and made a crisp sound, which was mixed with rude noises in the house.

At this moment, the surrounding scenery changed again, the water town disappeared again, and the land features of the wisteria radish road and the Fujimoto rose supporting the wall reappeared in Zhongnan Cave.

A monster inside the house also noticed the change in the scenery outside the house. The little monster put the latch on the door as usual, and said: "If you don't go out at night, you will play mahjong all night for me if you want to die."

Xu Lala was so shocked that he couldn't speak at this time, he suspected that he was now the Shenwu Gui, and comforted him with the spirit of a magic circle master on the spot: "Don't panic."

Shenwugui concluded that the water villages around Zhongnan Cave were only due to the existence of magic circles, and recognized the formations as conversion formations at a glance.

Shenwugui said: "The formation eye is not far from here."

There are four demon spirits sitting in the town, Xu Lala took a reassurance, he flew straight into the air, the altitude continued to rise, he took a panoramic view of the aerial pictures of Zhongnan Cave, and he found that Zhongnan Cave was regarded as half a picture of Tai Chi and half a fish , with the Jiutian River as the dividing line, on the opposite side of the Jiutian River, there is actually another half Tai Chi and half fish picture corresponding to Zhongnan Cave, and this village is built on the Jiutian River Basin, forming a village on the water.

The water surface is sparkling, and the bright fishing fire is reflected in it. The wooden plank road spans the water surface and connects thirteen cabins.

——The layout of these thirteen small wooden houses corresponds to the location of the houses in Zhongnan Cave, forming the other half of Tai Chi and half fish.

This is the boundary of Wuwang Village.

Xu Lai remembered that when he left Zhongnan Cave and passed by Wuwang Village, he heard from the local aboriginal monster that the rhinoceros responded to the call of Wanyao Palace. The monsters are miserable. In order to avoid being harassed by the surrounding ruffians, they can only hide in the water village in the southwest corner, relying on the geographical advantage of Jiutian River to save their lives.

The water village mentioned by the little monster is obviously the area of ​​this half of the Tai Chi diagram.

Shenwugui quickly found the location of the formation, and Xu Lai landed on the roof of the small wooden house. According to the layout of the houses, it can be concluded that this is Director Luo's No. [-] room.

Sure enough, Xu Lai saw that Director Luo was in the room. He was standing by the round conference table for meetings, pushing the table and turning it around.

Xu Lai had noticed before that the top of this large round table had two colors, half sandalwood and half black, and a circle of Roman numerals were engraved on the edge of the round table, counting from one to twelve.

Director Luo turned the table around, and Xu Lai was completely confused.

The Nine-Tailed Sky Fox tutted and said, "This looks like the work of an old man."

Shenwugui said triumphantly: "This formation is well arranged, but it can only be regarded as rough."

Xu Lai also realized later: No wonder he felt that he and Director Luo had similar oral habits when he first saw Shenwu Gui.It turned out that Director Luo, in order to learn the essence of Shenwu Gui, besides setting up the formations to be on par with the masters of the formations, he even had to use "嗤" as a modal particle when speaking, so as to pay tribute to the masters.

But what is Director Luo trying to achieve by opening this formation every night?

Xu Lai was wondering when Director Luo finished spinning, rubbed his hands and sat down in front of the computer, turned on the computer, connected to wifi, and logged on to an unknown website...

The computer screen reflected Director Luo's smile showing his lower row of giant teeth.

Xu Lai recalled that Director Luo's dream was that Zhongnan Cave would one day be able to connect water and electricity to the Internet, so...

Director Luo tried his best to set up a transition formation, not only for Zhongnan Cave to be used as a closed space to practice "kindness" games, but also to facilitate him to go to the next village to surf the Internet.

Xu Lale: "..."

Xu Lai was speechless for a moment, thoughts flashed through his mind, and he suddenly realized another problem.

Xu Lala asked Shenwu Gui: "If...the Demon King Legion in Wanyao Palace slaughtered the village, would it be possible to escape the catastrophe by opening this transformation formation?"

Shenwugui smiled and said: "After I created this conversion formation, what I am most proud of is that this conversion formation is a one-to-many model."

That is to say, the water village in Wuwang Village is just PlanA with a shifted location in Zhongnan Cave, followed by PlanBCDE, and there are still three caves for the cunning rabbit, but how many caves the cunning camel can have. It is not easy for the demon army to catch him .