me and my monster neighbor

Mr. Bu Ting is very talented. As the head of the First Intelligence Bureau independent of the demon world, he is capable of intrigue and intrigue. As long as he is a thoughtful living body, no matter what little things he has in his heart, he will not be able to escape Mr. Bu Ting's great supernatural powers. .Don’t listen to Mr. He has heard and seen too many bloody scenes of monsters killing each other. Compared with the monsters in the outside world, the neighbors in Zhongnandong who advocate the name of "kindness" help each other on the surface, but secretly calculate each other. It can only be regarded as a trick.

However, Mr. Bu Ting's trip was aimed at an advertisement for the elderly in a pure land in Zhongnan Cave. Who would have thought that when he arrived here, Yaoyao would have secret whispers in his boudoir, bothering him day and night, making him restless.

When this matter was mentioned, Mr. Disobedient was also very angry. He flicked the small mallet in his hand and smashed the wooden fish. Kongmu let out a sound of "beep", and the lingering sound was still there, and the small mallet in his hand was smashed out.

The lingering sound has died down, and the room is silent.

Mr. Bu Ting and Xu Lai stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, but Mr. Bu Ting was defeated first. He rolled over and got out of bed, dragged his leather shoes, and said "Nan Wu Amitabha", hurriedly picked up the small mallet, and knocked on the wooden fish again.

Xu Lala saw that Mr. Bulisten sat back on the bed and chanted sutras, chanted Buddha and knocked on the wooden fish. He couldn't help asking: "Did you know something just now?"

Mr. Do not listen to raise a pair of sharp eyes, looking at him, already see everything.Mr. Bulisten replied: "I know everything you know, and I know everything you don't."

Xu Lale frowned and asked, "What is something I don't know?"

Mr. Do not listen, but closed his eyes, and said calmly: "There are many things you don't know."

Xu Lale: "..."

Mr. Do not listen obviously did not want to have a good chat with Xu Lai, as expected, he directly issued an order to evict the guest: "You don't have much time, you should go."

Since Mr. Bulisten can see through people's hearts, it is not surprising that he knew that Xu Lai only had 8.3333 hours in the ceremony of receiving the baptism of the prophet.

Xu Lala only stayed in Zhongnan Cave for an hour, and the remaining time was enough.

Xu Lala stared at Mr. Bu Ting, who closed his eyes and chanted sutras.

Xu Lala asked, "Should I kill myself?"

Don't listen to Mr.: "I don't know."

Xu Lala asked, "How do I go back to my world?"

Don't listen to Mr.: "I don't know."

Xu Lala asked, "Will I die?"

Don't listen to Mr.: "I don't know."

……

Xu Lala asked three times and didn't listen to Mr. Don't Listen. He didn't know the three times. He didn't ask about life or death. Mr. Don't Listen and never opened his eyes again.

Even though Xu Lala really wanted to snatch Mr. Disobedient's little mallet and hit him on the head, he still avoided complications.

Xu Lala was about to leave, but Mr. Do not listen suddenly spoke behind him: "That egg..."

Xu Lala stopped immediately, turned his head, and waited solemnly for not to listen to Mr. Jinkou's words.

Just don't listen to Mr. said slowly: "It's not an ordinary egg."

"..."

The "egg" in Mr. Bu Ting's mouth naturally refers to the stone egg. According to the timeline, a fat black snake will be hatched tomorrow. An invincible monster of natural disaster level.

Xu Lala nodded and said, "Of course I know."

Mr. Bu Ting closed his eyes again, and chanted Namo Amitabha again.

Xu Lala waited for a long time, but he didn't wait until Mr. Bu heard his voice.

Xu Lale:?

Shenwugui: "Those who work in their line of business speak in such a strange way, but they all have meaning in their words."

"..."

After hearing this, Xu Lala classified Mr. Bu Ting as a magic stick. Before he was mad at Mr. Bu Ting, he turned around and left Room [-] without looking back.

There is only the sound of wooden fish in the room.

And Mr. Bulisten said in a low voice, "You don't know."

When Xu Lala came out of Room No. [-], it was rare that he didn't have to climb the window and pass through the wall, and he could walk through the main entrance openly.

Standing at the door of Room [-], you can just see a small round stone castle directly in front of you, which is Room [-] where Xiao Jiujiu lives.

The golden-winged roc was thinking about it all the way, so Xu Lai decided to take this fan and three fans to visit their heroic "Feng Huang" along the way.

The night was getting darker, and the moon was hanging on the top of the tree, but most of his face was covered by floating clouds.

Xu Lai and the four demon spirits landed on the roof of Room No. [-] in a hurry. The four demon spirits fiercely criticized Zhongnan Cave's attitude towards Fenghuang in terms of geographical location and environmental issues.

Shenwugui said: "This place is surrounded by water on three sides, like an isolated island, which is extremely unfavorable for Feng Huang to cultivate the fire attribute!"

Shenwu Snake said: "Hiss, Zhongnan Cave has neglected Emperor Feng so much, only Tucun can relieve the hatred."

Nine-tailed Sky Fox: "Second!"

Golden Winged Roc: "It should be killed."

"..."

Xu Lala saw a group of extreme fans who scolded the crew for treating their little brother badly.

No lights were turned on in Room No. [-], so Xu Lai "dig" a small skylight on the roof, looked down, and suddenly saw the light of fire illuminating the stone walls of the castle.

The fire light was bright red, very bright red, and it also illuminated Xu Lai's face.The length of the fire column is limited, and it swings left and right, but it still does not exceed the limit of 1.5 meters.

Xu Lala saw a fiery red ball rolling around on the ground, rolling back and forth.

Little Jiujiu looks like a "fat turkey" with full wings. It has fiery red hair, a dull feather on its head, and several bright red tail feathers on its tail, which are so short that it blends with other feathers. As a whole, it is completely negligible.

The four demon spirits once saw the three-second live picture of Xiao Jiujiu being beaten up by Chuchu in Chuchu's memory bubble. Now that they see the "real thing" in person, the four demon spirits are full of emotions, and the focus of their emotion is also vary.

The crown of the Phoenix Emperor, who used to live on sycamore branches, can now roll all over the stone floor.

Shenwugui put on a happy face and said, "You really deserve to be the Wuli Phoenix Emperor, who can stretch and bend! He is a good example for us to learn from."

The Phoenix Emperor, who once sat firmly at the head of the Seven Emperors, can only emit a 1.5-meter pillar of fire. The employment prospects are not optimistic, and only portable gas stoves and nighttime flashlights are left to choose.

Shenwu Snake laughed amidst the pain and said: "As expected of the Wuli Phoenix Emperor, he can still maintain a good attitude in such a difficult and difficult day."

The Phoenix Emperor, who used to be so high and unattainable, is now just a little phoenix cub with a childlike innocence, round and chubby.

The nine-tailed celestial fox's maternal love is flooding: "It's rare for Wuli Fenghuang to let go of his big responsibilities, and it's good to live carefree... Ahhhhhhhhhh, how can Wuli Fenghuang be so cute!"

The golden-winged roc was silent for a long time, and suddenly said: "Human race, go back to Room No. 13 now, I will kill 'yourself' for you, and when you come back here in your place, you will take good care of the Phoenix Emperor for me."

Xu Lala looked at the golden-winged roc in surprise.

This was the longest speech he had heard from the Golden-winged Roc since he knew it, and the tone and attitude of the Golden-winged Roc also changed.

The golden-winged roc was not ordering, but wanted to entrust Xu Lai to take care of Fenghuang.

The golden-winged roc was always watching the Phoenix Emperor, which was also the touch of red in the stone castle.

Little Jiujiu tossed and turned on the ground for a long time, and finally lay flat in the middle of the stone castle. It faced the roof of the stone castle. Its round belly rose and fell with its breathing. Little Jiujiu spewed fire intermittently. Blowing fire, blowing fire out of boredom.

The golden-winged roc suddenly said: "A pair of shadows makes a pair."

"..."

Xu Lala looked into the stone castle again, and saw little Jiujiu kicking its short legs. It spread its two fat and short "chicken" wings, and swiped its short wings twice against the shadow on the ceiling.

Xu Lala didn't know when Little Jiujiu was imprisoned in the stone castle by all the neighbors in Zhongnan Cave jointly signing a peace agreement. A single bird is imprisoned in a dark stone castle, and can only rely on its own shadow as a playmate by breathing fire.

Because of Golden Winged Roc's words, the other demon spirits followed in silence.

Shenwu Snake couldn't help but reminded his companions in a low voice: "His Majesty Feng Huangmian is now a young child who can be manipulated by others. At this time, if he is taken back to Wanyao Palace... I am afraid that he will be humiliated in every way."

As soon as these words came out, the expressions of the three demon spirits became even more dignified. The golden-winged roc was so full of hatred that it almost squeezed out the name from between its teeth: "Al... Dai..."

The words of Shenwu Snake made Golden Winged Dapeng more determined to let Xu Lai replace another "self" to stay in this time and space.

Xu Lala really wanted to know how Shenwu Snake defined the word "humiliating", should it refer to the frustration of Xiao Jiujiu's dignity?If this is the case, Xu Lae would like to comfort the four demon spirits, but there is no need to worry too much.

After all, in a few days, there will be a tribulation waiting for Xiao Jiujiu in Zhongnan Cave...Little Jiujiu is about to be beaten up by Chu Chu, who will be tied up in front of his fireplace as a gas stove, and will follow Chu Chu to the neighborhood The neighbors have received BlingBling's protection fee, and they also have to work part-time as a lighting artist at Chuchu's marriage proposal scene.

To sum up, Xiao Jiujiu has fallen from the aloof Phoenix Emperor to today's C-level calamity little monster. The setbacks and tribulations he should have suffered, the bitterness and bitterness in it will all be "tasted" under the initial coercion and lure Once again, the little Jiujiu captured by Aldai is no longer the proud Phoenix Emperor in the memory of the Four Great Demon Spirits. It has learned the principle of "a man who knows the current affairs is a hero" under Chu Chu's teaching. It's easy to pretend to be obedient and stupid.Perhaps Ardai thinks that Little Jiujiu is too retarded and cute, and without the threat of the past, it can be mixed in the Wanyao Palace ruled by Ardai.

When Xu Lala said this, he intended to comfort the four demon spirits, but when they heard it, they became even more silent.

Shenwu Snake shook his head and said worriedly: "If that's the case, it might be even worse."

Xu Lala frowned and asked, "Why is it worse?"

Shenwugui lowered his head and coughed.

The nine-tailed celestial fox hesitated to speak.

The golden-winged roc snorted coldly.

Shenwu Snake "hissed", sighed heavily again, sighed three times with sincerity, and said: "After all, Fenghuang is the white moonlight that Aldai couldn't ask for..."

Xu Lale:?

White moonlight

心里 某 个 地方

那么 亮

却 那么 冰凉

"Bright" is because Fenghuang can breathe fire, and "cold" is probably because Fenghuang is a high-altitude flower.

What Shenwu Snake is worried about is that Xiao Jiujiu will act cute and pretend to be good now, so he has changed from a ray of white moonlight to a grain of sticky rice, and will no longer attract Aldai's favor.