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"Ha ha……"

"Uh."

"Hehehehe..."

"Uh! You should say something, senior."

Looking at the pair of eyes that seem to be able to see through everything, number two felt a little unacceptable.But does he think what he said just now is very pertinent? In fact, there is really no need to look at him like this.

"Do you think that no matter who it is, if you fall in love with two people at the same time, you must be able to prioritize them in your heart?" Qing asked lightly.

"I didn't mean that." Number two felt bad.

"Look, on this point, you still haven't confessed to that kid." Qing Wenyan shook his head, and he answered very clearly at that time.

"What did he answer?" Number Two pricked up his ears to listen.

"Nonsense, of course not." Qing replied with a smile.He always believed that this sentence was the only good thing Qian Congliang said after he came here.

"Tsk, so he said that the boss of his family didn't beat him?" No. [-] thought it was impossible.

"Hehe, but he also said that there are exceptions to everything, and he is the one who only likes his No. Same as palette.

The corner of No. [-]'s mouth twitched when he heard the words. Only the guy who talked about people, who talked about people, could say such shameless words without changing his face.

"Well, I'm actually one of the special cases." No. [-] felt that this was dangerous, so it was better to learn from the methods of the predecessors.

It's just that Qing obviously didn't trust No. [-]'s words. He stretched out his hand to pick up the green tea on the jade table, and waved the other hand casually at Seymour. Seymour, who was still standing beside No. [-], unexpectedly changed from one person to two without warning.

Suddenly turning his head to look at the man who was drinking tea leisurely, No. [-] almost screamed: "What did you just do!! What kind of blindfold is this?!"

Wen Yanqing smiled and shook his fingers, "This is not some kind of trickery, he has really turned into two people, well, it's just that the differences in personality and soul have differentiated into two people."

"What do you mean?!" Number two looked ugly.

"Simply put, there are now two people, one is the dark one and the other is the bright one, but even if they are separated, he is still him." Qing looked at the anger that No. [-] gradually gathered, her expression did not change a bit, but her mood He said very happily: "But don't worry, no matter who he is, he loves you very much. Then, in the next few days, until you can understand my feelings, you can enjoy the love of having two lovers." , live a good life."

After speaking, Qing stood up and left, completely ignoring the already shocked No. [-] who didn't know how to react, and the same still not separated?Seymour, who had reacted to the situation, disappeared behind the wall.But apart from No. [-] and Seymour, Qing didn't take a look at the two Jin Yi and Mozun who had stopped fighting and looked at him deeply.

The atmosphere in the front room seemed to drop to freezing point in an instant without warning.

Jin Yi and Mozun walked forward from behind, looked at No. [-] and the two Seymours with extremely cold eyes, and suddenly said: "Boy, you are quite courageous. How dare you dare to kill him the most in front of Qing?" Shaking out the things that I don’t want to face and I don’t know how to face, hmph... this kind of punishment is considered light.”

"...But maybe I should thank you." Mozun said while holding his chest, "Maybe tomorrow I can really have a serious fight with this damned golden-shelled tortoise."

When these two people also left with an inexplicable solemn atmosphere, No. [-] almost stood in front of them with a flash.

"How to untie it?"

"kindness?"

"I said how to change Seymour back!!"

"Oh, what are you talking about? It depends on Qing's mood."

Throwing down such a sentence, the two of them disappeared completely.Only No. [-] was left standing there with a rather ugly face.

"Hey, who are you showing that dead face to?"

Suddenly, a very familiar voice sounded, and number two raised his head suddenly, and saw one of the two almost identical Seymours walking towards him, and then he felt his body suddenly vacated, and was lifted up.

"Ah, hello! Seymour...you, what are you doing?!"

Seymour snorted when he heard the words, "Of course I went to bed and made you."

"... Huh?!" No. [-] didn't react at all when he heard the words. From his perspective, Seymour's left ear was empty, and the blood nail of the blood clan was not on his left ear.

"Besides this matter, do you think there is anything more meaningful than this?" Seymour said as a matter of course.

"Uh,"

"Hey, if you carry him like this, his body will feel uncomfortable. Put him down quickly."

When No. [-] was shocked by the natural tone and didn't know how to answer, the other Seymour finally spoke.However, compared to Seymour, who was carrying himself, this Seymour, who was walking towards them step by step, seemed to give people a rather peaceful and polite feeling.

Like a, real nobleman.

"Although it seems that we are the same person, I don't want to have any intersection with a shameless hooligan at all. I should thank the man in Tsing Yi for separating us and hand over the person in your hand to me, and then you can go. "

Looking at the man who lost the blood nail in his right ear, No. [-] twitched the corner of his mouth slightly.This Seymour seems to coincide with the usual Seymour.

"Huh? You hypocrite still have the guts to reprimand me?" Seymour, who had a blank left ear, suddenly showed a rather evil and cruel expression: "As a believer in darkness, you should have exposed yourself to the sun long ago. Die, I don't even know what kind of low-level mistakes he made to make your existence by mistake!"

"Besides, what did you just say? Give Xiaoer to you?" Suddenly, four bats appeared around the dark Seymour, attacking Seymour on the opposite side without warning: "Dare to grab The lover of my blood emperor, do you want to go to heaven!!"

Bang, bang, bang, bang!

Four ear-splitting bangs sounded in succession, and number two, who was already extremely nervous and chaotic, saw four bats flying out of Seymour, who had a blank right ear, and quite accurately resisted the flying bats. The four bats attacked, and then frowned slightly and said: "I just despise that kind of irrational attack and fight like low-grade trash. How to do it is the king's business and has nothing to do with you. In addition , I don't like that paradise where dating is forbidden, if you want to go...you should go!!"

All of a sudden, the four bats that belonged to the rational and bright Seymour suddenly became powerful, nailing the dark Seymour's bat to the wall, and the dark Seymour's expression turned cold when he saw this, and the one carrying No. [-] He grabbed his body with his arm and threw him directly onto the stone table before turning his head and smiling evilly at No. [-]: "When I get rid of that mistake, I will be you."

"..." No. [-] twitched the corners of his mouth, not knowing how to answer such a domineering sentence.

"Heh, don't worry about the garbage that is about to disappear. We can have a good talk later, on the bed."

"..." Looking at the gentle and elegant Seymour, No. [-] also couldn't find a word to answer.

The next moment the two were split by Qing?The two different Seymours came out, like the two men who had been fighting before, fighting in the front room and fighting with each other.

And No. [-], who was looking at this scene, sat on the table blankly, looking at the two Seymours, and suddenly felt a stomachache.

"...I was wrong, I was really wrong, I have to be so stupid to ask that question and step on someone's foot?! No matter which one of these two is abnormal!! I strongly demand Are they merging?!"

At this time, in a stone room of this underground living palace, cave, or ancient tomb, Qing held a cup of tea and looked at the two Seymours who were having a good fight and the two who were already at a loss and extremely annoyed. Number, the corners of the mouth raised slightly.

But the corner of the mouth didn't rise much, and then fell down suddenly.Turning around, walking to the edge of the bed and sitting down, a bit of pain flashed across Qing's eyes.

"...It's been, so many years..."

****

At this time, in a certain deep, old and dangerous cave in a deep mountain forest, a man as handsome as a god was smashing a sharp horn wrapped in a huge spar. Another handsome man next to him is holding a fan in one hand to fan his lover, and holding a handful of cherries in the other hand, and you feed them to himself and his lover one by one.That look is quite... greasy.

"Well, number one, guess, based on the IQ and EQ of that guy on number two, will he do something that I've always wanted to do but hesitated to do? If I do, tsk tsk, now that guy will meet For what kind of embarrassing situation, do you want to die or do you want to die or do you want to die? Hey, I feel excited and excited just thinking about my young master! That bastard... Hahahahaha."

"...He will last for at least half a month." No. [-] looked at the broken sword in his hand, threw it away, took out a new one, and continued to cut spar. "Also, if you want to have fun, I can make you feel good forever, on the bed."

In an instant, the laughter of a certain villain stopped abruptly.It can be seen that the consequences of stepping on people's painful feet are not directly related to EQ and IQ, but have a considerable relationship with strength.I have a big fist, so what if I trample you to death...