Eat, sleep, fight zombies

Because of saying a wrong sentence and stepping on the painful foot of a boss who cannot be stepped on, number two's current life is in dire straits.

He has never felt so helpless, and he has never felt as confused as he is now.It was obviously the same face, but at this moment he was still talking politely, purely and ambiguously. When he turned around, he was carried directly to the bed the next moment!

Ah, if this kind of contrast is two completely different people, then it is more acceptable, but it is obviously the same with the same face and one body, it is more refined than fine, the real number two thinks that apart from Qian Xiaoren Absolutely no one else can destroy your sweetheart. After being urged hard from beginning to end, you can still look at you innocently after the destruction.

At this time, No. [-] was still sitting on the stone table and bench that had almost become his exclusive activity, watching Seymour Black and White, who had seized the position of Mozun and Jin Yi, and was fighting to the death, poured He took a sip of tea and sighed heavily.

When will this kind of day be a head, a head? !If he could, he really wanted to kill one of these two guys, and then everything would be settled.But the problem is that the palms and backs of the hands are full of meat, and the teeth and tongue are all for eating! !Nima, can you cut off the tongue or knock the teeth to prevent the teeth and tongue from fighting for meat? !And taking a step back, even if someone really loses a tongue or a tooth stupidly, are you going to eat meat in the future?Let alone meat, you can't even eat a vegetable leaf! !

So No. [-] struggled through ten days in this incomparable torment and remorse. After ten days, Seymour Black and White had no one who could sleep with No. [-] because of the ten-day draw. , and the consequence of not going to bed to connect with each other is that now the two are getting more and more angry, and their desires are getting more and more dissatisfied, which directly leads to the same green light in the eyes of these two guys with completely opposite personalities.

Seeing the green light getting more and more gloomy, No. [-] felt that it could not go on like this, otherwise the consequences would be unbearable for him!So No. [-], who was going to hold on to it, glanced at Seymour Black and White who were still beating each other, stood up and walked towards Qing's room.

Even the most basic knock was unnecessary, the door of Qing's room just opened naturally.As if he had expected it, at this time Qingzheng was dressed in Tsing Yi, holding a cup of light green tea in his hand, looking at him with a smile.

"..." So he felt that the person in front of him was the little man Qian with a gentle appearance! !How dark must you be to laugh like that? !

Number two twitched the corners of his mouth, then sat down opposite Qing, poured himself a cup of tea, and said, "Senior, have you been tossing enough? I really know that I was wrong, you can do it." Can you restore them, okay?"

Qing Wenyan showed a smile that he thought was quite innocent but was extremely evil in the eyes of No. [-], and shook his head with some regret: "Actually, my original intention was not to put you in a dilemma, but I was a little excited that day. That’s why it’s a mistake that has resulted in this.”

"Then quickly recover him!" No. [-] said anxiously.

"The problem was that I was very emotional that day."

"??"

"So my spell is over-extended."

"!!"

"So, I can't restore Seymour to his current situation. I'm really sorry."

No. [-] looked at Qing's calm and gentle face, which made people feel intimate after seeing him, and twitched the corners of his mouth fiercely, then held his left hand desperately with his right hand to prevent him from doing some violence destructive behavior.

Taking a deep breath, Number Two said:

"Then there is no solution?"

Qing looked at No. [-]'s face with a flash of surprise in his eyes, is this guy calmer than he imagined?

"Of course not. As long as your friend Qian Congliang can take the three of us out, my strength will naturally return to its original state after leaving this place, and the bat spirit will naturally return to its original state."

"...You mean, if we can't get out, or if the villain doesn't come, the two of them will always be like that?"

"That's what I mean." Qing smiled, secretly waiting for the guy in front of him to get mad.

But what made Qing puzzled at first, then frowned, and finally felt like taking off his shoes and slapping people, was that after confirming that Seymour might only be like that for a long time or forever, No. [-]'s expression didn't become as violent as it was at the beginning Or the hairy and irritable, just made a sighing movement and then raised his head suddenly, and gave Qing a quite provocative smile, that smile is the true biography of a villain who doesn't smoke, no matter how you look at it, it's eye-catching.

"Tsk, do you think it's time for me to scream or cry?"

Qing shook his head and said, "It's not that serious."

"Then you think I should feel depressed and regret it?"

Qing nodded: "Of course."

"Of course you are a fluff!!" No. [-] suddenly smashed the sapphire teacup in his hand to the ground, and then put on a posture of being frightened, frightened, and frightened, and said in a very imposing manner with his head raised : "Isn't it just splitting from one to two?! Isn't it just that the views and thoughts are different?! Isn't it that it can't be recovered?! I have already identified the dead Bat King, but now it is split into two damn things. Isn’t it a dead bat? Since the two of them can’t bear it, at worst I want it!!”

Qing's eyes widened suddenly at this moment, and there was a flash of disbelief.Then, I heard such a sentence on the face of No. [-] with a black face and gnashed teeth: "I am not like you. I have thought about it for hundreds of thousands of years because of such a trivial matter! Things happen, and if they can't be solved, Lao Tzu Just listen to your heart!"

After finishing speaking, No. [-] turned around and was about to call out to his two idiots, but as soon as he turned around, he saw that the bewildered guy who was supposed to fight was already waiting outside Qing's door.But at this moment, the eyes of those two brainless people looking at him instantly made No. [-] feel tense all over, with a strong sense of crisis.

"Uh,"

"Honey, if you thought about it earlier, I wouldn't have to fight that hypocrite until now. Although the king doesn't like him, if it's for you, we can have a truce in bed."

The corner of No. [-]'s mouth twitched, "I think it's better for you to continue fighting."

"Hehe, if you want to watch us fight, Xiao Er, we will call you after the important things are over. Now, it's always good to take a rest and accumulate energy."

So number two looked at the two guys who were getting closer and closer, their hairs stood on end, and they took two steps back unconsciously, shouting: "I didn't say anything just now, how far can you go!!"

"Okay, then go to bed and roll."

"Well, we can make the bed so that no matter how far we roll it, it won't fall off."

……

So, a certain guy who just got over his mouth addiction and froze in front of Qing deeply regretted that he shouldn't be impulsive at the moment, he had already been impulsive once before, and he wanted to be impulsive for the first time. What about the second time? !

Therefore, impulse is the devil, and the devil is everywhere! !your sister! !