Eat, sleep, fight zombies

Looking at the elegant and coquettish smiling face of the man in the blue shirt, No. [-] felt in his heart that the man in front of him was just a black-bellied person pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger.Although he is not as shameless as Qian Congliang on the surface, the level of shamelessness inside this guy will definitely not be lower than that damn villain! !

It's just that even if No. [-] has the urge to kick the pretty smiling face in front of him, but these three are monsters at the level of a thousand-year-old monster, and he and Seymour are no match whether it's a group fight or a single fight.So he should just think about the action of kicking people in his heart.

"Well, we're going to live here for a month, right? We're all very tired now, is there a place to rest?" No. [-] didn't intend to just grab the three people and directly match up to inquire about the problem. It's not that he belittled himself, It's just that if even the most shameless man in the world, Qian Xiaoren, can't solve the love triangle problem of these three people, then he, who is far inferior to Qian Congliang in shamelessness, should not hold too much hope.

"Hehe, you seem very sensible. It's true that this problem can't be solved all at once." The man in the blue shirt thought for a while and smiled and said, "Then the two of you can go live in the house where those two people lived before. Here There is no shortage of food and drink."

Hearing that No. [-] breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, he finally didn't need to use the floor, and even though he had an alloy body, he still needed to eat, unlike that villain, who couldn't starve to death even in the apocalypse, and was still juicy and juicy. ...

Pulling Seymour, who was squinting to watch the fighting skills of the man in golden armor and the man in black, leave, and in the cyan jade room No. [-] sat down on the bed, and then began to sigh depressedly.

"That damned little man Qian, little man Qian! How do we clean up this mess?"

Hearing this, Seymour managed to make no sound by the bed, reached out and grabbed number two's hoof and pressed it against it.

"Hey, hey, hey! Are you..."

"I'm very tired, I need to rest." Seymour replied.

"Actually, you can make a bed on the floor." Number Two twitched the corner of his mouth.

Seymour raised his eyebrows when he heard the words: "You have been sleeping in my castle for almost three years, why haven't you seen you laying a bed on the floor?"

So this sentence instantly hit No. [-]'s Achilles' heel, and Yu Zu muttered a few times, and No. [-] was ready to accept the subsequent ravages in grief and indignation.

But at this moment, a voice that made both No. [-] and Seymour extremely stiff suddenly sounded: "Hey, I said, you two are really full of adultery and want to do things that are not suitable for children~ I really expected it!" Things are like gods, very wise! Well, let’s not talk nonsense, but if you do that here, I advise you to be careful~ This is not my building or Bat King’s castle. You can think about it for yourself. gone."

The voice that belonged to Qian Congliang, full of gloating and pity, disappeared after speaking this long paragraph.But thanks to Qian Congliang's ever-present Crow's Mouth, Seymour, who just touched his little brother, was straightforward and honest.While sighing deeply, at the same time stretched out his hand to hug No. [-] in his arms, as a consolation.

And in the hall on the other side, the three men in Tsing Yi, who were facing the mirror and were about to see the erotic palace, used their own different styles to ruthlessly despise the little man Qian who had left but still haunted him. .

The man in Tsing Yi sighed and said: "Really, I think it has been almost 2000 years since I practiced. I originally thought that no matter how much the human beings in the outside world evolved, they would not be against the sky, but I still forgot, whether it is against the sky or not. , every few days, there will always be monsters appearing."

"Hmph, Qing, I should have said it a long time ago. That kid doesn't seem to be a good person at first glance. Tsk, he knocked so many things on this Demon Lord and didn't say anything. Before he left, he even delayed me from watching the erotic pictures! He is simply He deserves to die!" Following the man in Tsing Yi's words, the man next to him in a black robe covering his face said angrily.

However, his words made the sullen man in golden armor think of something, and suddenly took out a notebook from his own space.Then it opened under the extremely hateful roar of the man in black robe.

"Damn Jin Yi!! Didn't you still despise me for exchanging my baby with that kid!!! Why did I not trade you in the end?!"

Jin Yi's iceberg-like face didn't change at all when he heard the words, he moved the laptop to the jade table and faced Qing, and said coolly: "Didn't you always treat my words as rubbish and spit out when you heard it? Why did you listen to me in the end?"

The black-robed man froze immediately when he heard the words, and then the devilish energy around him surged uncontrollably. Without saying a word, he rushed forward and started a new round of fighting with Jin Yi.

And Qing looked at the two men who fought again before they could say a few words, a trace of helplessness appeared on his face, but suddenly the words of a villain sounded in his mind, so this person was rated as black-bellied and listless by No. The bad man smiled and said to the two people who were fighting: "Well, actually, you two are a real couple, right? That Qian Congliang said that it's not that enemies don't get together. One layer of meaning is adultery..."

This sentence was like a thunderbolt from the sky, and it scorched the man who was beating in full swing over there.The Mozun paused, almost smashing the wall next to him, but that Jin Yi was even worse, the golden long sword in his hand was directly pierced about an inch away from Qinger's ear.

"Qing, you're being naughty again." Jin Yi twitched the corners of his mouth, and a trace of helplessness flashed in his eyes. If he had known that the kid named Qian Congliang could have such a big influence on Qing, he should have tried his best to slap Qing. The kid who died, regardless of his promises and smooth words.

And the Mozun at the side had a colorful expression when he heard Qing's words, and finally froze on the dead black, jumped up and shouted: "Qing! How can you say that!! There is nothing in this world other than you that can make you feel like this?" I value it!! Have an affair with this beast with facial paralysis?! Even if all the hermaphrodites in the world are dead, I won’t have an affair with him!!”

"Qingqing, don't learn from that wretched and sinister kid, it won't do you any good!"

Seeing the two guys in front of him who wouldn't change their faces even if the sky collapsed and the earth shattered were so flustered at the same time, the man in Tsing Yi smiled brightly and charmingly, with a spring breeze blowing on his face.The two men on the opposite side stared straight at each other, and then they continued to fight without saying a word, but this time it was not for revenge, but for the right to have sex with their lover.

This fight lasted for a day and a night. When No. [-] came to the front room refreshed and somewhat dissatisfied with desire, this was what he saw.

After Seymour saw such a picture, he immediately felt that he was too dissatisfied. Looking at these two people, he probably didn't have a chance to desire once a month, but before that, he said it at least seven times a week.So Seymour calmed down very satisfied, and at the same time sighed in his heart, as expected, a love triangle is nothing serious, especially if the love triangle is not handled well, it hurts his body!

On the other side, No. [-] dragged Seymour to the man in Tsing Yi, and began to introduce himself and inquire about news.After all, he was considered a micro-spy before, even if he was whitewashed by his own Seymour now, he still has professionalism——

If you want to solve a problem, you must first understand the problem.then…

"Hehe, hello senior, I'm number two, and this is my lover Seymour. Thank you for taking care of me before."

The man in Tsing Yi smiled slightly when he heard the words: "My name is Qing. But you'd better not call me that, so as not to be silenced. As for taking care of me, are you thanking me for opening the boundary wall to see your live erotic palace?"

Number Two twitched the corner of his mouth in an instant.Return to the soul after ten seconds.

"Uh, hehe, senior was joking. Of course, thanks to senior for giving us a place to live and saving us."

Qing Wenyan continued to smile: "You are very good. Before that Qian Congliang lived in that house, he asked me to charge popularity fees, town house fees, love teaching and viewing fees, and cleaning fees. Well, because you are so sensible Honestly, I won't charge you for your accommodation. Besides, I wasn't the one who rescued you, to be precise, it was the money villain you're slandering right now in exchange for it."

So No. [-] got stuck again, this time he not only twitched the corners of his mouth, but the color on his face could also be dyed.

"..." He knew that the smiling and meek guy in front of him was not a good bird!This kind of talk does not give face at all, and it is very normal and natural to beat to death. It is even more hateful than that villain Qian Congliang! !

No. [-] recovered from the entanglement and depression again and decided not to fight in a roundabout way. It is still effective for this kind of smiling guy, so No. [-]'s paw slammed on the table!

He yelled suddenly: "Hey! What is the relationship between the three of you? If it's a love triangle, why don't you just throw a shallow one between these two?!"

So at this moment, Hei and Jin, who were originally fighting, stopped fighting, and Qing, who was always smiling and looking quite harmless, opened his eyes in an instant, and drew a trace that made No. frightened light