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Xiao Xi instructed An Yu to finish writing the review and it was past 12 o'clock.

This process was tantamount to pain. He wanted to snatch An Yu's pen for countless times, but looking at the very different style of writing... forget it.

At this time, the other three people in the dormitory fell asleep after writing the review because they had no mobile phones. He Chen and Wei Qiao slept well.

As for Zhang Feiyang... I really want to throw him out...

Listening to Zhang Feiyang's snoring, Xiao Xi rubbed his tormented ears, and whispered to An Yu, "Don't commit a crime, guiding you to write a self-criticism is simply mental and physical torture. "

"I admit to torturing your spirit." An Yu put away the things on the table, "but I didn't torment your body|body."

Xiao Xi: "For example, do you still want to really torture me?"

As soon as the voice fell, both of them fell silent.

What the hell are you talking about, just kick the accelerator and get on the high speed.

Xiao Xi coughed lightly, and quickly skipped this topic: "Go to sleep, it's getting late."

An Yu didn't speak immediately, and after lying down, he suddenly said, "I really want to torture you."

In the quiet late night, even though An Yu's voice was very low, the volume was still impressive. Xiao Xi, who was crawling on the bed, heard everything without saying a word, and almost slipped and fell off.

"Fuck!" Xiao Xi cursed secretly, grabbed the armrest tightly, climbed onto the bed, and hurriedly urged: "Go to sleep!"

"Good night." An Yu's warm and cool voice echoed in the dormitory, he hooked his lips when he saw the person who went to bed in a panic, just like that, take your time, and continued following Xiao Xi's words.

Xiao Xi covered his head under the quilt, and cursed silently, did An Yu do it on purpose or not!

He must find a chance to test it out, otherwise he will go crazy sooner or later.

The next morning.

After the people in the dormitory were woken up by the familiar whistle of the dormitory uncle, they closed their eyes again very tacitly, intending to listen to lyrical music and sleep for a while.

Yujia has a habit. After the dorm supervisor blows the wake-up whistle, the campus radio will play lyrical music. The original intention is to help everyone disperse sleepiness and create a good mood for waking up.

Over time, the boarding students got used to listening to it, and could continue to sleep in bed accompanied by the music.

But today's morning lyrical music has directly changed its style...

On the radio, the big buffalo used his rough and wild voice to give a frenzied and passionate speech, and also set up the background music - life in full bloom!

"My dear children, you are in your youth, and you are a group of brats who "want to compete with the gods", and the phrase "the ignorant have no fear" is probably what you are now, but I want to say, "Learn people , Learning the soul, how young people bend their backs for the bed, you must learn to bloom your life in the sun. "My dear children! Get up quickly, we will see you on the playground in 10 minutes—"

Just at this time, the soundtrack came to the climax... I want to live in full bloom... Several people went crazy on the spot.

Of course, this is not a big deal. After the first speech, everyone thought the nightmare was over, but found that it was a recording full of affection.

The recording is repeated and continued on the radio... Shocking every student who is sleeping.

"Fuck!" Xiao Xi sat up from the bed and scratched his hair: "You must be sick!"

Zhang Feiyang answered: "God! Give me a quick relief!"

He Chen buried his face in the quilt and continued howling: "I fucking want to kill someone!"

Both An Yu and Wei Qiao lived in the lower bunk, and they sat up a little irritatedly, but they looked at each other tacitly, took the lead in grabbing the only two sinks in the dormitory, changed their clothes and went to the playground to gather. I was really too lazy to listen to the three psychopaths in the room shouting at the top of their voices.

After the three neuropaths came back to their senses, they found that 10 minutes were running out, and they rushed to grab the pool in a hurry.

Seeing Zhang Feiyang's huge size, Xiao Xi decided to join hands with He Chen, and the two pushed Zhang Feiyang out of the small bathroom and locked the door decisively.

"Fuck! Open the door, where is humanity!" Zhang Feiyang slammed on the door frantically, "Do you two have humanity?"

Xiao Xi replied vaguely while brushing his teeth: "You go to the bathroom next to you to wash, the flowers are sprinkled, and you won't die from the shower."

He Chen: "Brother, you're ruthless enough."

"To each other!" Xiao Xi said politely.

After a while, in the private bathroom next door, there was the sound of the shower. Zhang Feiyang had already written a small composition about "dorm bullying" in his heart.

When the big buffalo came out, no one expected it. After the boarding students gathered on the playground, they didn't have the feeling of blooming their lives, but instead had the urge to end their lives.

Many dormitory students have a thought in their hearts: ——Can they drop out of school!

The early autumn sun was just right, and the breeze was just right, and Big Bison was standing on the track wearing a baseball cap and carrying a tote bag.

He looked at the group of people standing crookedly in the middle of the green space, and heaved a long sigh: "Young people today!"

Big Bison took out a loudspeaker from his handbag, and began to speak along with the sound from the radio.

"Students, in order to make everyone develop morally, intellectually, physically, aesthetically and in an all-round way, we will start morning jogging activities from today. I will wait for you on the playground every day and prepare different inspirational speeches and inspirational music for you."

"According to international practice, I will first conduct a brief event opening ceremony to tell you about the benefits of morning jogging."

"Running in the morning is good for our physical and mental health throughout the day, and it also helps the brain wake up quickly..."

God damn morning run!

Xiao Xi stood behind An Yu. He listened to the rambling words of the big buffalo Luo Li, put his head on An Yu's back in sleepiness, yawned and said, "Look at it for me, and squint for a while."

An Yu, who was standing casually, straightened his body a little: "Don't fall."

"Can you die if you say something good to me!" Xiao Xi looked around, everyone stood casually, and the boys who had a good relationship had already leaned against each other and started to fall asleep, so he boldly stretched his hand into it. Put it in An Yu's jacket pocket, patted his waist and abdomen, and threatened: "If I fall down, you won't be spared!"

"..."

Feeling the temperature coming through the fabric, An Yu felt for the first time that he should change his prickly speaking habit.

Maybe one day I will play with myself.

It's like now... An Yu is not very nice, he slowly closed his eyes, adjusted his breathing to divert his attention.

The opening ceremony of the big bison continued, and after talking for about 10 minutes, it finally entered the final stage.

"In short, there are many benefits to running in the morning. After a while, everyone will get a vocabulary card from me, and run while reciting the vocabulary. Exercise and study are both correct. We will disband at 7 o'clock."

"Move quickly, and bloom your flower-like life in the morning light! Hurry up!"

At this time, the music on the radio repeated... I want to bloom life...fuck!

Xiao Xi was so unrestrained and smashed his head on An Yu's back: "The big buffalo definitely wants to kill us! He recited words while running, and believe it or not, he performed a standing wrestling! He's so sleepy!"

An Yu didn't respond.

"What about the fucking big buffalo?" Zhang Feiyang also complained with his eyes closed: "I'm afraid this person is not the reincarnation of the Bull Demon King. He always thinks about it. He did some training games in the first year of high school."

Just as Xiao Xi wanted to say "Why don't I know about the practice competition", he realized belatedly that he was not from this school in his first year of high school...

"Bull Demon King...that's a good title." He Chen clicked his tongue and continued Zhang Feiyang's words: "Our beautiful high school life was completely ruined by the Bull Demon King. Do you think it is... No, Qiaoqiao, An Yu, Can you fall asleep standing up?"

Wei Qiao's eyes opened for a moment: "Replenish your mind."

An Yu was indifferent and kept his eyes closed. Only Xiao Xi knew that this man was really asleep. If he hadn't supported him with his head behind him, he would probably have collapsed.

So... in the end who is watching whom!

Several people gathered together to chat lively, without any intention of moving, and did not notice the big buffalo approaching with a horn.

Xiao Xi was just about to suggest "Why don't we find a chance to slip away", when a deafening voice lingered in his ears.

"What are you guys doing standing still!" Big Buffalo yelled in front of several people holding up the horn. Seeing that they were all familiar faces, he said bluntly: "Are you trying to sneak away? Are you!"

An Yu opened his eyes instantly, Xiao Xi felt him tremble, held up a smile and raised his hand and said, "Director, we really don't want to run away, we just want to continue discussing the benefits of running in the morning, trust us."

"I believe in your size! You know how to play tricks with me every day." Da Bison took off the baseball cap he was wearing and put it on Xiao Xi's head: "This is the last time you left my office, You haven’t come here to get it, just wait for me to give it to you, right?”

Xiao Xi: "..."

No wonder he thought the hat looked familiar...

"You don't wear a school uniform. You are really capable. Don't prevaricate me with cheap fabrics. If you really want to save money, don't wear clothes." Big Buffalo's one-way output to Xiao Xi was still continuing, and he suddenly squeezed his throat, He said softly: "If you really come out without clothes on, you will definitely attract the attention of a lot of little girls, and they will shout "Ah!Rogue! ""

Xiao Xi: "..."

The director... he knelt down and asked Dad if it was okay... he couldn't take it anymore.

"Ahem." Big Buffalo cleared his throat, glanced up and down at Xiao Xi who was wearing sportswear, and put on an expression that seemed to give up: "Forget it, I don't care about school uniforms with you anymore. Take back your thoughts of slipping away. As for your messy little tricks, I was already tired of playing crookedly when I was in school. Of course, even if you slip, there is no way to slip. "

After finishing speaking, the big buffalo pointed to the edge of the playground. The morning sun hit the barbed wire fence, and there were bursts of cold light, which dazzled people's eyes with despair.

There is an iron fence around the playground, and two iron gates are reserved for passing through. When a certain grade wants to hold an important event in the playground, it will apply to close the gate so that no one else can stray into the playground and affect the order of the activity.

And this time... the security guards are cooperating with the big buffalo to slowly close the iron gate...

There really isn't even a door.

Xiao Xi's face turned green.

There is no harm if there is no comparison. The big buffalo is blushing at the moment, and he raised his handbag: "What are you still doing, get the word card and start running. As my focus, I will give you a few random checks later!"

Xiao Xi and the others: "..."

You might as well beat us to death for a relief!

Watching Xiaoxi and the others join the morning jogging team, Da Bison nodded contentedly, and ran along with him in the inner circle of the playground, saying a few words from time to time: "Come on, kids! Persistence is victory! Just put have to!"

A group of students: I just met your uncle!

A psychedelic day started with a morning run, and Xiao Xi's mind was full of the lame phrase "Just got it!" of the big bison all day long, and he even forgot about the business of asking for a mobile phone.

Until the last Chinese class began, Xiao Xi saw Mr. Lei with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and finally remembered that his mobile phone was still locked, and he hadn't handed in the 3000-word review.

After class, Xiao Xi didn't get up immediately, but turned to look at An Yu who started to do his homework after class, and touched his arm: "Did you go to Da Bison to get your phone?"

"I got it." An Yu turned the pen around: "When you catch up on sleep at noon, we went to get it, and I handed in your 3000 words as well."

Xiao Xi asked uncomfortably: "Why didn't you ask me to go with you?"

An Yu asked back: "Do you really want to exchange feelings with the big buffalo?"

Thinking of the fear of being dominated by the big buffalo, Xiao Xi trembled all over his body, and shook his head decisively: "I don't want to... I didn't go in person, did he say anything?"

"said."

"What did you say?"

An Yu repeated Big Bison's words in a deep voice: "He said: 'Xiao Xi can't do it, I thought he was difficult to deal with when he was so sneaky in class, but I didn't expect that he couldn't even walk in the morning. Very tender.'"

"..."

Xiao Xi could draw the face of Big Buffalo in his mind when he said this, it must be quite mocking, he felt that his self-esteem had received a critical blow of [-] points.

"The next time you see a big bison, remember to tell him: I can do it, I can do it very well!"

An Yu wrote down the answer to the next question: "Why don't you tell him yourself."

"..." Xiao Xi poked his finger, and said in a low voice: "I said I'm cowardly, do you believe it? In fact, it's not cowardly, but seeing him with a headache and fear, he must have given me another blow when he saw me."

Xiao Xi has been at a disadvantage in several confrontations with the big bison, and the big bison has endless methods of torturing people. He is very afraid that one day the cow will be in a bad mood and directly kill him with a big pen...

To sum up, it seems that I am still cowardly, after all, cows and people are not on the same level.

Xiao Xi sighed in his heart alone for a long time, thinking that An Yu would understand him.Unexpectedly, the other party was still the same monster who smashed the stage at every turn and slashed at the ground.

There was no ups and downs in his voice, and there was no obvious expression on his face, but that was what gave him the effect of twitching.

An Yu swallowed a piece of mint candy, and said with a cool breath between his lips and teeth, "Then you still can't do it, do you want Kidney Treasure, ten bottles."

"..."

The author has something to say:

Big Bison: Xiao Xi!Let's fight!

Xiao Xi: Brother Niu, please let me go (T﹏T)

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Remember those ten bottles of wonderful gifts?