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An Yu's hand wearing the earphones froze. He felt that his Tianling Gai had already taken off, so he could barely keep quiet. After all, there were other students in the class who were studying by themselves last night.

But Xiao Xi next to him obviously didn't have that much courage, he yelled out his throat, and then plunged into his arms, hugging his waist and began to tremble.

An Yu suddenly felt less scary again.

And staring at it for a while, it can be seen that the guy outside the window is a person, he raised his hand and patted Xiao Xi's back: "It's not a ghost."

"Let me postpone the meeting first." Xiao Xi almost came back to his senses, but the effect of that stare was quite impressive, he almost killed himself after performing it for real.

It's probably the kind of headshot that jumps three feet high and hits the ceiling with its head, showing the visual sense of smashing melons!

Although it was an exaggeration to commit suicide, it was true to be frightened insane for a while.

Of course, not only Xiao Xi was frightened crazy, but also the good friends who were in front of him were also frightened. The mobile phones that were supposed to be in their hands all flew to the ground, and they hugged each other in twos and threes.

And Zhang Feiyang, who was writing the review in a muffled voice, jumped up from his seat, grabbed the broom poking at the back wall, and asked tremblingly, "Where is the ghost?!"

No one expected that the most calm person in the class was the only girl staying in the room——Chen Yue.

She glanced at the back door and said softly, "Hello, Director Wang, I've counted the number of people for evening self-study, and everyone is here."

"I see."

Director Wang opened the door and walked in, the frightened boys were stunned.

Fuck!

Tonight it turned out to be the big buffalo from the Department of Political Affairs and Education...

This is an existence scarier than ghosts!

Big Buffalo walked around the class with his hands behind his back, and finally stopped in front of the few people who were occupying the socket and playing games while charging.

The game faction headed by He Chen has long since collapsed, not even daring to fart.

In addition, Director Wang's eyeballs are too lethal, so he didn't dare to pretend.

Didn't the one in the back row go crazy with fright, and he is still shivering in the arms of his deskmate.

"If you don't do your homework well in the evening self-study, leave it here to play games, right?" Director Wang stared: "One by one, do you know that the monthly exam is coming soon, aren't you too free?!"

"..."

He Chen and the others looked at the mobile phones on the ground, neither picking them up nor not picking them up, they could only watch with pain as the big bison picked them up one by one and arranged them into a hill in their hands.

With a dark face, Wei Qiao twisted He Chen's waist, but He Chen could only bear it.

Big Buffalo looked at He Chen's blushing face, thinking that he was too ashamed to control himself, he weighed his phone in a high-profile manner, and said with a smirk: "You guys who gather to play games, come back with a 3000-word review Come get my phone."

"..."

He Chen thought about a question, whether he should have handed over his mobile phone in advance during Mr. Lei's class.

In this way, I only need to write 800 words...

"Take it easy." Big Buffalo said and walked towards the back door with several mobile phones.

Everyone thought that he was finally leaving, but unexpectedly, the big buffalo stopped beside Xiao Xi and An Yu's table again.

He coughed and quietly looked at the two embracing people.

Feeling a chill down Xiao Xi's back, he sat up straight with a whoosh, and smiled: "...Director Wang."

"En." Director Wang responded perfunctorily. He didn't want to deal with this truant-addicted student at all. He decisively bypassed Xiao Xi and stretched out his hand in front of An Yu: "Hand yourself up consciously. I'm outside the window." It's been a long time seeing you two."

An Yu painstakingly put the phone into Director Wang's hand, and happened to catch a glimpse of Xiao Xi's gloating face.

Xiao Xi didn't know when he lay down on the table, with his face turned away from the big buffalo, and mouthed ten words: "The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heaven spare."

The implication is "I will make you laugh!"

An Yu: "..."

Da Bison also piled up An Yu's mobile phone on the hill, straightened his expression and said: "An Yu, you write a 5000-word review and come to me to get the phone. As for Xiao Xi...you also write a 3000-word review and give it to me."

"..." Xiao Xi was stunned: "Director, I didn't play with my phone."

Big Bison: "You are an accomplice. Not only are you used to playing with your phone at the same table, but you are also swinging along with it. You are really getting more and more arrogant."

The reason for writing the review is a bit far-fetched, but it is very reasonable. Xiao Xi couldn't refute it, and couldn't help but appeal for An Yu: "Director, He Chen and the others are all 3000, why am I sitting at the same table with 5000?"

"I want to know." Big Buffalo smiled and reminded: "Did you two escape the flag raising once and still run around in the bathroom? I remember all of these. Although Mr. Lei is protecting you, but 'hide If you pass the first day of junior high school, you can’t escape the fifteenth day, you still have to remember it!"

Drop your head!

Xiao Xi: "..."

This kind of black history is not worth mentioning.

If Zhang Feiyang hadn't said "to become a cellmate" at the beginning, he would not have thought about it at all.

It wasn't until the second idiot moved into the dormitory that Xiao Xi realized that the "inmate" Zhang Feiyang said was actually to express that he was going to live in the dormitory too.

The way of expression is fucking outrageous!

Da Ye Niu continued to say earnestly: "Xiao Xi, remember my brother's words, Jiang is still old and spicy, I can definitely cure you, after all, everyone came here from students."

Xiao Xi: "..."

Who the hell calls you brothers and sisters!

I've been very honest recently!

"Okay, let's study hard at night. I will teach you a lesson tomorrow, so that you can learn how to bloom your own life at this age." The big buffalo has suffered a lot, and all the old and new debts are settled together, the voice He pointed to Zhang Feiyang again, and finally said, "The one with the broom to prevent ghosts, sit down."

The few people who lost their mobile phones, seeing the back of the big buffalo leaving, all began to grieve. Why can't they control their paws that want to play with their mobile phones?

After a while, the influence of the third-party critics group grew rapidly, and none of the members of the cooking brigade was spared, and they all began to scratch their heads.

After the evening self-study, when I returned to the dormitory, no one was finished.

He Chen looked at Zhang Feiyang's self-criticism, and said sarcastically, "It's only 800 words, and I haven't finished it in one night's self-study. You are too useless."

Zhang Feiyang replied: "People who have only written three characters are not qualified to speak."

The three words on He Chen's paper were "I'm sorry", and he hurriedly added the three words "I was wrong" at the end, and proudly said: "Now there are six words."

Zhang Feiyang was still about to say something, but Wei Qiao rolled up the paper for writing the review and hit He Chen on the head, "Hurry up and write!"

After being beaten violently, He Chen became honest. He turned his head to look at Xiao Xi, who was so angry with his subordinates who wrote and wrote: "Brother, share with me some experience in writing self-criticism."

"Write with your brain." Xiao Xi said mercilessly.

He Chen: "..."

Xiao Xi thought for a while about the 800-word self-criticism he had just written, and then looked at the 3000-word self-criticism he was doing in front of him, and the feeling of wanting to vomit suddenly rushed to the top of his head.

I'm afraid he has something to do with the review today!

As everyone knows, An Yu's mood is not much better. He never thought that the experience of writing a self-criticism for the first time in his life was actually contributed by being stingy.

An Yu felt that she was poisoned...

Poisoned contestants are not very good at writing reviews, but He Chen's actions reminded him, so An Yu touched Xiao Xi and called out: "Mr. Xiao."

Who is it called?

It took Xiao Xi a while to remember his other identity, and stopped writing: "What's wrong?"

An Yu, who has been used to facing all kinds of problems by himself since childhood, closed his eyes and decided to ask the old hand next to him for help: "How to write a self-criticism."

"Haven't you written it before?"

"I wrote it and asked you?"

Xiao Xi suspects that An Yu didn't come here to study with an open mind, but came here specifically to choke him.

But no matter what, this person succeeded in occupying a place in his heart. Xiao Xi sighed, grabbed a blank piece of paper, and said while writing the outline: "The review can be written in the format of total score and total score. First, sincerely admit your mistakes. , Then summarize the incident, and finally promise that I will never do it again.”

When He Chen saw the sneaky communication between these two people, he immediately exploded: "Xiao Xi! You are discriminating!"

"Well." Xiao Xi admitted generously, and expressed his current relationship with An Yu in an ambiguous way that would not cause too many misunderstandings: "If you are from my family, I will also give you a little trouble. .”

An Yu curled his lips invisibly when he heard the title "people from my family", but quickly disappeared, as if nothing had happened.

"Inhumane!" He Chen howled, and was about to choose to fend for himself when Wei Qiao took a photo of the self-criticism he had written in front of him: "Take it for reference, don't copy it."

"Fuck! It's still reliable at home!" He Chen wanted to hug Wei Qiao and bite, but he had no choice but to give up thinking that Xiao Xi and Xiao Xi didn't know about their other relationship.

But man is not as good as God, the two of them have known it for a long time, but they haven't found a chance to break it.

Listening to He Chen and the two men's bullying, Xiao Xi handed the written outline to An Yu: "Probably these three steps, but you have a lot of words, so you can explain the incident more richly. Get close to the great Communist Youth League and talk about some profound red thoughts."

An Yu took the outline paper and looked at it. He had to admit that Xiao Xi's handwriting was indeed beautiful, at least a hundred times better than his bad handwriting.

"Understood?" Xiao Xi was afraid that An Yu would not understand, so he asked again.

An Yu nodded and then quickly shook his head. He looked directly at Xiao Xi with light brown eyes, and said coldly: "I'm still in the Young Pioneers...how can I get closer to the great Communist Youth League?"

Zhang Feiyang, who held back for a long time, interjected: "Brother Xi, he went abroad after graduating from elementary school, and he has never received in-depth|in-depth care from the party organization."

Xiao Xi: "..."

Reality!

So fucking realistic!

Xiao Xi raised his forehead, crossed out the red thoughts on the outline, and changed to another way of thinking: "Will flattering be possible?"

An Yu nodded: "I will."

"Okay." Xiao Xi changed his guiding method: "If you really don't have to write, you can brag about our school, and by the way, you can also brag about the big buffalo, boast about his scary looks and serious and responsible work attitude, and turn the spiral rainbow It's right to blow the fart."

"Understood." Although this method is not very serious, it is indeed advisable, An Yu readily accepted it, and began to write a review with a blank face.

After finishing writing, An Yu showed Xiao Xi the review, and Xiao Xi suddenly felt that this person's literary cells were completely dead.

This review is handed in, let alone the mobile phone or not, everyone may be detained in the political and religious office.

The use of words is a mess, and the writing style is still in the elementary school stage.

Xiao Xi suddenly understood Boss Lei's mood a little bit, and he even began to doubt whether he would die of anger one day.

The author has something to say:

Because An Yu went abroad after graduating from elementary school, her Chinese level is still at the elementary school level, and her other subjects are very strong. This is a very strange setting.

In addition, I will show you the review of the level of An Yu's primary school students.

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A certain sentence in An Yu's self-criticism: Director Wang, your appearance is astonishing, and the bull's eyes as big as copper bells can enlighten others with just one glance.And your serious and responsible work attitude is shocking, and the students are so grateful for their admiration...

Xiao Xi: Give me a knife, and I will show you how to commit suicide...