Strong alliance
Chapter 52 52. He's Too Stupid
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Xiao Xi grabbed the mints on An Yu's table, poured out two and threw them into his mouth.
After calming down quickly, Xiao Xi said in an old father's tone: "If you talk like this again, be careful that you won't find a girlfriend!"
girlfriend?
An Yu savored these three words carefully, and seemed to chuckle slightly: "I never thought about finding a girlfriend."
"..." Xiao Xi pushed his upper teeth with the tip of his tongue. An Yu never thought about finding a girlfriend, but did he want to find a boyfriend? Then he has a chance!
Such a great opportunity, why not try it out, Xiao Xi chewed the mint candy in his mouth, looked around, and asked in a low voice: "Do you like men, speak out boldly, I will keep it a secret for you."
"Such a big secret, do you need an equivalent exchange?" An Yu rolled up the sleeves of his coat, revealing a section of fair arm, and looked at Xiao Xi with his head propped up.
Xiao Xi looked at him lying on the table: "What kind of secret is equivalent?"
An Yu thought for a while: "For example, what kind of person do you like?"
In this way, I will work hard to be the way you like, so that you will gradually like me.
The evening glow sprinkled on An Yu's side face through the window, making him look a little hazy, Xiao Xi dazzled a little, and thought about this question seriously.
How should he answer to give An Yu some hints without making him feel disgusted.
After a long time, Xiao Xi tried to open his mouth, grasping the outstanding traits of An Yu one by one: "The person I like must be good-looking, like a walking refrigerant, have a poisonous tongue, and sometimes have a tendency to violence, Probably like this."
No matter how strange Xiao Xi's statement sounded, An Yu frowned directly, and said seriously: "The taste is so strong, are you an M?"
If this is the case, the problem arises.
How can I be a qualified S... A big question mark floated in An Yu's heart, but it was really embarrassing for him, a young red scarf!
"No," Xiao Xi was stunned: "How the hell can M be involved? How is it similar?"
"It's not like that." An Yu admired Xiao Xi very much. He would always spit out some irresistible words, or he could flirt all the time, but he still felt very good about himself. I really don't know what happened to him. come face.
"Fuck!" Xiao Xi cursed in a low voice, and slapped An Yu's leg: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not a pervert, and I don't like perverts."
Xiao Xi almost exploded with anger, he made it so obvious that An Yu didn't realize that he insisted on putting himself in the team of perverts.
What's wrong!
"I have evidence." Looking at the expression on Xiao Xi's face, and the expression of you wronging me, An Yu couldn't stand it any longer. He raised his hand and sorted out his thoughts by counting key words: "Refrigerator, poisonous tongue , violent tendencies, combined together - the type you like is a typical characteristic of S, then you are not an M."
"..." Xiao Xi fell into an unbelievable silence, his face was half red and half green, Kaba said: "It seems to make sense."
An Yu's eyes showed embarrassment, and he hesitated to ask: "You don't really like..." Be abnormal.
"Stop!" Xiao Xi quickly interrupted him, this question is too polluting to the spiritual world, so he has to skip it quickly: "Don't worry about what type I like, do you like men or women."
How to answer it.
An Yu thought for a while, and said something that made Xiao Xi very confused.
He said: "I don't like women, and I have never liked men before, but I have people I like."
Xiao Xi became terrified, and skipped the point. He finally knew who An Yu liked!
Xiao Xi covered his eyes in despair: "I'll keep it a secret for you."
An Yu thought he had realized something, and wanted to rub his head, which made it more obvious, but Xiao Xi's next words gave him the urge to jump off the fifth floor.
Xiao Xi rubbed his face, really unable to accept An Yu's weird sexual orientation.
But in order to have a little chance for himself, Xiao Xi forcefully created hope in despair, and tried to imply: "I don't think it's shameful for you to like transvestites, but should you consider other things, such as trying to accept girls?" ...or boys."
The topic of the two chatting can't be saved at all.
An Yu retracted his outstretched hand, and covered his face: "When did I say I like transvestites?"
"You said it yourself!" Xiao Xi was a little anxious. He really didn't know if An Yu really had no EQ, or if his EQ was all fed to the dog, and he broke it to him in great pain: "You said you don't like women. I’ve never liked men before, so isn’t that just liking transvestites?”
An Yu was speechless: "I..." That's not what I meant!
"Okay, stop talking, let me take it easy." Xiao Xi interrupted him, and hammered his chest twice. He couldn't bear any blows anymore, and stood up from his seat dejectedly: "I'll go find Mr. Lei has taken his mobile phone, you should do your homework first."
Write a fart!
An Yu looked at the back of someone leaving, and raised his breath in his throat, unable to spit it out.
What he said is that he never liked a man before, but it doesn't mean he doesn't like him later... Is his wording wrong?
And just said that he now has someone he likes!
The feeling of tired heart came in bursts.
When He Chen came back after draining the water, he saw An Yu meditating on his seat with a cold face, writing several question marks on the paper with the pen in his hand.
Although An Yu usually looks quite cold, with the words "stay away from me" engraved all over his body, the expression on his face has never been so hard, as if someone owed him 800 million.
After sitting down, He Chen asked, "What's the matter, you don't seem to be in a good mood, do you need a brother to enlighten you?"
An Yu looked up at He Chen, clasped his hands under his chin, he really needed some help from experienced people, but he needed to be polite so as not to expose his knowledge of He Chen's secret.
"Good brother! Don't look at me like that!" He Chen's scalp was a little numb from An Yu's stare: "Quickly close your eyes, it's like killing me, it's too penetrating."
"Sorry." Although he didn't know why He Chen had such an illusion, An Yu still put away his naked expression and began to beat around the bush dryly: "What about Wei Qiao, didn't he go with you just now?" Is it?"
"Oh, he, like Zhang Feiyang, went home." He Chen smiled, and explained again: "Isn't today Friday, it happens to be his mother's birthday, so I invited Mr. Lei to study late and go back early , anyway, the self-study on Friday is until six o'clock, and there is nothing to do."
"That's right." An Yu nodded, and really wanted to ask, 'Aren't you two brothers, why do you use the birthright name of his mother'.
But this kind of matter involves other people's privacy, it is really difficult to ask, so I can only let it go.
He Chen turned around and lay down on Xiao Xi's table: "What happened to you just now, did Xiao Xi offend you?"
"No." An Yu turned his pen around, thinking about how to get to the point, and finally he could only go back to a certain origin, and asked knowingly: "Have you ever been in love?"
"Yo Yo Yo!" He Chen immediately became excited: "You want to fall in love, do you have a goal?"
"Yes, but it's not easy to chase." An Yu nodded, and couldn't help but add: "He's too stupid."
He Chen became even more excited, his eyes were filled with gossip sparks, he pouted his buttocks and leaned forward, and said in a low voice, "Let me guess who this person is, whether it's Xiao Xi or not, just say it's him." .”
The other party's tone was very affirmative, and the master would not meet again, An Yu admitted generously: "Yes."
"I knew it!" He Chen patted the table: "Sometimes you look at him as if you want to eat him, especially after Xiao Xi takes a bath, your eyes are almost on fire. Qiaoqiao and I are close When chatting, he always said that he saw the original me from you, a fucking old pervert!"
An Yu: "..."
He didn't expect that he was hiding so badly, that idiot Xiao Xi still didn't notice it, and always kept a distance on purpose.
However, there is a big problem with He Chen's words, An Yu took the opportunity to probe: "You and Wei Qiao..."
A secret kept in the heart for a long time will turn into a bomb, and then one day it will accidentally explode, setting off a stormy sea. Since He Chen has given the opportunity, it is better to turn the stormy sea into small waves.
When An Yu reminded him like this, He Chen suddenly realized that he had let go of that secret relationship out of excitement.
He twitched himself, smiled awkwardly, and quickly explained: "Well...don't get me wrong. Although we are brothers on the surface, we have no blood relationship at all. I am an adopted child of his family. There's no such relationship...that's..."
"Understood." There is no need to say those two words, everyone understands, An Yu patted He Chen on the shoulder: "There is no misunderstanding."
"Thank you." He Chen heaved a sigh of relief. If such a chaotic relationship is pressed, it will have a very bad influence. He doesn't want Wei Qiao to carry it.
Rumors are always scary, with the power to destroy a person, An Yu said in relief: "I wish you 99."
"Tsk, you're pretty good. I thought you were out of touch with the Internet after staying up late to study." He Chen teased.
"That's not true, but I don't know much about you." An Yu said: "Let's talk about the business first, and teach me some of your experience in chasing people."
"My method may not be suitable for you." He Chen said, "I held it back for a long time, but later I couldn't hold it anymore, so I took advantage of a certain time when I went out to play and boldly confessed my love."
:
He Chen felt a headache when he recalled his experience of confessing his love. It was that time when he invited Zhang Feiyang to play with three people, and he confessed and came out in one go...
He was already ready to kill a pig...!
The author has something to say:
An Yu: So that pervert...is me...
Xiao Xi: What you said yourself is none of my business!
Xiao Xi grabbed the mints on An Yu's table, poured out two and threw them into his mouth.
After calming down quickly, Xiao Xi said in an old father's tone: "If you talk like this again, be careful that you won't find a girlfriend!"
girlfriend?
An Yu savored these three words carefully, and seemed to chuckle slightly: "I never thought about finding a girlfriend."
"..." Xiao Xi pushed his upper teeth with the tip of his tongue. An Yu never thought about finding a girlfriend, but did he want to find a boyfriend? Then he has a chance!
Such a great opportunity, why not try it out, Xiao Xi chewed the mint candy in his mouth, looked around, and asked in a low voice: "Do you like men, speak out boldly, I will keep it a secret for you."
"Such a big secret, do you need an equivalent exchange?" An Yu rolled up the sleeves of his coat, revealing a section of fair arm, and looked at Xiao Xi with his head propped up.
Xiao Xi looked at him lying on the table: "What kind of secret is equivalent?"
An Yu thought for a while: "For example, what kind of person do you like?"
In this way, I will work hard to be the way you like, so that you will gradually like me.
The evening glow sprinkled on An Yu's side face through the window, making him look a little hazy, Xiao Xi dazzled a little, and thought about this question seriously.
How should he answer to give An Yu some hints without making him feel disgusted.
After a long time, Xiao Xi tried to open his mouth, grasping the outstanding traits of An Yu one by one: "The person I like must be good-looking, like a walking refrigerant, have a poisonous tongue, and sometimes have a tendency to violence, Probably like this."
No matter how strange Xiao Xi's statement sounded, An Yu frowned directly, and said seriously: "The taste is so strong, are you an M?"
If this is the case, the problem arises.
How can I be a qualified S... A big question mark floated in An Yu's heart, but it was really embarrassing for him, a young red scarf!
"No," Xiao Xi was stunned: "How the hell can M be involved? How is it similar?"
"It's not like that." An Yu admired Xiao Xi very much. He would always spit out some irresistible words, or he could flirt all the time, but he still felt very good about himself. I really don't know what happened to him. come face.
"Fuck!" Xiao Xi cursed in a low voice, and slapped An Yu's leg: "Don't talk nonsense, I'm not a pervert, and I don't like perverts."
Xiao Xi almost exploded with anger, he made it so obvious that An Yu didn't realize that he insisted on putting himself in the team of perverts.
What's wrong!
"I have evidence." Looking at the expression on Xiao Xi's face, and the expression of you wronging me, An Yu couldn't stand it any longer. He raised his hand and sorted out his thoughts by counting key words: "Refrigerator, poisonous tongue , violent tendencies, combined together - the type you like is a typical characteristic of S, then you are not an M."
"..." Xiao Xi fell into an unbelievable silence, his face was half red and half green, Kaba said: "It seems to make sense."
An Yu's eyes showed embarrassment, and he hesitated to ask: "You don't really like..." Be abnormal.
"Stop!" Xiao Xi quickly interrupted him, this question is too polluting to the spiritual world, so he has to skip it quickly: "Don't worry about what type I like, do you like men or women."
How to answer it.
An Yu thought for a while, and said something that made Xiao Xi very confused.
He said: "I don't like women, and I have never liked men before, but I have people I like."
Xiao Xi became terrified, and skipped the point. He finally knew who An Yu liked!
Xiao Xi covered his eyes in despair: "I'll keep it a secret for you."
An Yu thought he had realized something, and wanted to rub his head, which made it more obvious, but Xiao Xi's next words gave him the urge to jump off the fifth floor.
Xiao Xi rubbed his face, really unable to accept An Yu's weird sexual orientation.
But in order to have a little chance for himself, Xiao Xi forcefully created hope in despair, and tried to imply: "I don't think it's shameful for you to like transvestites, but should you consider other things, such as trying to accept girls?" ...or boys."
The topic of the two chatting can't be saved at all.
An Yu retracted his outstretched hand, and covered his face: "When did I say I like transvestites?"
"You said it yourself!" Xiao Xi was a little anxious. He really didn't know if An Yu really had no EQ, or if his EQ was all fed to the dog, and he broke it to him in great pain: "You said you don't like women. I’ve never liked men before, so isn’t that just liking transvestites?”
An Yu was speechless: "I..." That's not what I meant!
"Okay, stop talking, let me take it easy." Xiao Xi interrupted him, and hammered his chest twice. He couldn't bear any blows anymore, and stood up from his seat dejectedly: "I'll go find Mr. Lei has taken his mobile phone, you should do your homework first."
Write a fart!
An Yu looked at the back of someone leaving, and raised his breath in his throat, unable to spit it out.
What he said is that he never liked a man before, but it doesn't mean he doesn't like him later... Is his wording wrong?
And just said that he now has someone he likes!
The feeling of tired heart came in bursts.
When He Chen came back after draining the water, he saw An Yu meditating on his seat with a cold face, writing several question marks on the paper with the pen in his hand.
Although An Yu usually looks quite cold, with the words "stay away from me" engraved all over his body, the expression on his face has never been so hard, as if someone owed him 800 million.
After sitting down, He Chen asked, "What's the matter, you don't seem to be in a good mood, do you need a brother to enlighten you?"
An Yu looked up at He Chen, clasped his hands under his chin, he really needed some help from experienced people, but he needed to be polite so as not to expose his knowledge of He Chen's secret.
"Good brother! Don't look at me like that!" He Chen's scalp was a little numb from An Yu's stare: "Quickly close your eyes, it's like killing me, it's too penetrating."
"Sorry." Although he didn't know why He Chen had such an illusion, An Yu still put away his naked expression and began to beat around the bush dryly: "What about Wei Qiao, didn't he go with you just now?" Is it?"
"Oh, he, like Zhang Feiyang, went home." He Chen smiled, and explained again: "Isn't today Friday, it happens to be his mother's birthday, so I invited Mr. Lei to study late and go back early , anyway, the self-study on Friday is until six o'clock, and there is nothing to do."
"That's right." An Yu nodded, and really wanted to ask, 'Aren't you two brothers, why do you use the birthright name of his mother'.
But this kind of matter involves other people's privacy, it is really difficult to ask, so I can only let it go.
He Chen turned around and lay down on Xiao Xi's table: "What happened to you just now, did Xiao Xi offend you?"
"No." An Yu turned his pen around, thinking about how to get to the point, and finally he could only go back to a certain origin, and asked knowingly: "Have you ever been in love?"
"Yo Yo Yo!" He Chen immediately became excited: "You want to fall in love, do you have a goal?"
"Yes, but it's not easy to chase." An Yu nodded, and couldn't help but add: "He's too stupid."
He Chen became even more excited, his eyes were filled with gossip sparks, he pouted his buttocks and leaned forward, and said in a low voice, "Let me guess who this person is, whether it's Xiao Xi or not, just say it's him." .”
The other party's tone was very affirmative, and the master would not meet again, An Yu admitted generously: "Yes."
"I knew it!" He Chen patted the table: "Sometimes you look at him as if you want to eat him, especially after Xiao Xi takes a bath, your eyes are almost on fire. Qiaoqiao and I are close When chatting, he always said that he saw the original me from you, a fucking old pervert!"
An Yu: "..."
He didn't expect that he was hiding so badly, that idiot Xiao Xi still didn't notice it, and always kept a distance on purpose.
However, there is a big problem with He Chen's words, An Yu took the opportunity to probe: "You and Wei Qiao..."
A secret kept in the heart for a long time will turn into a bomb, and then one day it will accidentally explode, setting off a stormy sea. Since He Chen has given the opportunity, it is better to turn the stormy sea into small waves.
When An Yu reminded him like this, He Chen suddenly realized that he had let go of that secret relationship out of excitement.
He twitched himself, smiled awkwardly, and quickly explained: "Well...don't get me wrong. Although we are brothers on the surface, we have no blood relationship at all. I am an adopted child of his family. There's no such relationship...that's..."
"Understood." There is no need to say those two words, everyone understands, An Yu patted He Chen on the shoulder: "There is no misunderstanding."
"Thank you." He Chen heaved a sigh of relief. If such a chaotic relationship is pressed, it will have a very bad influence. He doesn't want Wei Qiao to carry it.
Rumors are always scary, with the power to destroy a person, An Yu said in relief: "I wish you 99."
"Tsk, you're pretty good. I thought you were out of touch with the Internet after staying up late to study." He Chen teased.
"That's not true, but I don't know much about you." An Yu said: "Let's talk about the business first, and teach me some of your experience in chasing people."
"My method may not be suitable for you." He Chen said, "I held it back for a long time, but later I couldn't hold it anymore, so I took advantage of a certain time when I went out to play and boldly confessed my love."
:
He Chen felt a headache when he recalled his experience of confessing his love. It was that time when he invited Zhang Feiyang to play with three people, and he confessed and came out in one go...
He was already ready to kill a pig...!
The author has something to say:
An Yu: So that pervert...is me...
Xiao Xi: What you said yourself is none of my business!
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