[Wen Ye] A painful ability

"Who does the Ugly Goblin say is the Ugly Goblin?" The local slaughter asked back with a cracked face.

"It's you. You have a bumpy face and a rugged body, who is ugly if you're not ugly?" Zijiazai continued without any tricks.

I ate the ice cream in my hand just like the elementary school student battle scene.It's really delicious to watch and eat melons.

Between the two Dazai, there is an outsider Kunikida Doppo who has nothing to love and is full of thoughts of who he is and where he is.

No way, Kunikida alone.What's so embarrassing about such a small scene?At any rate, there are many people who will accompany you to face it together. Think about me before, when I faced three slaughters by myself, I almost died on the spot.

Maybe you stared at Doppo Kunikida for too long, Dazai came back to his senses, angrily blocked my sight of Doppo Kunikida gloating, "You can't stare at that ugly accomplice."

After blaming me, Dazai dropped by to criticize Chuya, who was also watching the movie, "And you, Chuya, don't care about Shirase, just let him stare at other men for a long time."? ? ?

I can't wait to grab Dazai's waist, let him wake up, and give myself a script that my husband is working hard outside and his wife is at home.Wait, why did I substitute my wife?Obviously Dazai is my wife.I wondered what was wrong.

Chuya didn't give himself a weird script character design, he laughed at Dazai confidently, why he couldn't win the quarrel with himself.If you lose the fight, you will come back and ask your parents for support.

Oh?

Strict father and loving mother both have a sense of sight.Wait, I always feel that something is starting to be weird again.

"It's rare for a slug to speak human words one day. Are you still a three-year-old kid? If you lose, you will sue someone?"

I had to interrupt aloud, "You can scold yourself, but you can't scold yourself. So, can I beat you?" After all, it is not a local territory, and I still have the idea of ​​being a guest.With reason and evidence, I asked out of politeness.

My own butcher laughed out loud, and I heard him say in a tone that became more and more vigorous, "Of course, Shirase, beat him. Beat him hard." Then he secretly told me which place hurt him the most.

I listened to what my boss said with dead fish eyes. These pain points are all his previous experience from beatings.

Talent ah, cheat yourself mercilessly.Confirmed eyes, is a werewolf.

Kunikida Doppo, who finally woke up from the overly happy (?) feeling of seeing the two Dazai, stood in front of the local Zai.

"Forget it, Shirose, you'd better stop beating him." The butcher thought for a while and said seriously, "What if you fell in love with him under the pretense? That's what you did to me before."

As soon as Zai Yan Zai Yu appeared on the stage, the local Zai and Kunikida Doppo on the opposite side looked at Dazai and me with strange expressions.

I didn't really know how to argue for a while.

As a result, the second Zhongye ushered in the silent atmosphere, and he came with familiar or unfamiliar faces from Hong Kong and black people.

I looked away without interest, Hong Kong and Hei came too late.Or is it that important people are going to make their final appearances?who cares.

But, why did the local people turn red when they saw me?I looked suspiciously at my little sweet god.

Xiao Tianshen also had a sweet smile on her face, feeling like she was showing off something inexplicably.I looked at Xiao Tianshen in a daze, secretly delighted, and asked, "Chuya, have you fallen in love with me?"

Chuya froze his smile and asked me in disbelief, "Why do you think so?"

"Then why are you secretly happy? It's as if you've met your beloved." I expressed my opinion as a matter of course, and after successfully making the two of them look at each other, they looked away in distaste.

"How could I...I obviously..." Zhong also swallowed a few words quickly.

what?

"Tsk."

"Tsk."

The same Dazai's voice sounded in unison.

There is a sense of sight of twins (crossed out), or my own pig butler is pleasing to the eye, look at how well I have raised it, and it is round and smooth (fog), which makes me, the pig farmer/person, very gratified.

"Heads of the port mafia, three please." The local commander also pressed his hat awkwardly, trying to suppress the blush on his face.

Zhong and I consciously pushed Dazai back to the center.

Dazai resumed his usual business smirk of hospitality.

Now that Dazai has an idea, I don't bother with it.

It's been a long time since I saw the real leader Mori. It's been a long time.Speaking of it, I can't help but think of the resurrection of the ancestors.Ah, how time flies.

The leader of the local port mafia met with his own leader, Jae, and they both had similar smiles, as expected of the same master and apprentice.

They all talk in the same way, you set me up, I set you up, and then look at each other with fake smiles.

Can't people be more sincere?For example, my family member told me the bank card password without hesitation, and blew up some little secrets that he thought I didn't know when he was drunk.

I noticed that Chief Mori looked at me and Chuya with a somewhat uncertain attitude.He might be guessing my supernatural ability.

Local Hong Kong Triad Forum——

Post: 818, the man at the top of the food chain?How to embrace both blacks on the left and right at the same time? [burst]

Contents:

Floor 1: First, let me briefly introduce myself. I am a receptionist.

I never expected that I would see double black appearing here at the same time.And the two of them were hugged by a strange man, and the man paid for the room.

I'm cracked.

The point is, I actually heard the ex-defector exaggerate, my dear, you are so handsome when you pay.

And why the Central Plains cadres also quietly observed the man's expression, as if hesitating whether he should speak?

fall.

I'm messy.

Floor 2: After so many years, I finally got a giant melon on the Hong Kong Black Forum.So touched, tears welled up in my eyes.

That man seems to be Shirase.

Speaking of which, he was also wearing a white suit.Sandwiched between two black suits, why do I think the Oreo spokesperson can consider the three of them?

3rd Floor: The strange man named Shirase is surprisingly powerful.

Before he felt the enemy's invasion, he took action to solve it.How on earth did he see it?What is the different ability?Can actually make a strong man dizzy?What kind of psychic ability is it?

And his agility is not inferior to the twin brother who is suspected of being a Central Plains cadre beside him.

Floor 4: I think the faces of these three people are much better looking than their twin brothers.

And the dog-man twin brother of my former boss, how did he manage to look at him with such gentle and crooked eyes that made my skin crawl...

Goosebumps are all over the place.terrible.

Floor 5: I didn't expect the three of them to have such a good relationship.

My little friend and I were stunned.

The author has something to say:

If you all pass by and don't collect me, I can only cry, and I won't try to cry as quietly as possible.If I hear a thunderstorm outside tonight, it must be me crying T﹏T

To be honest, when I was young, I was very able to cry, and I cried when I was beaten, so that the old lady and grandpa in the whole building suddenly realized when they saw me, "Oh, it was that when I was beaten by her mother when I was a child, the whole building could hear it. Who will hold it?"

Mixed feelings.

But thinking about it, I am much better than my classmate. He was beaten by his/mom when he was skinny, and then he was tired. When his father came back and saw his wife was pissed off, he beat him up again.

Mixed doubles between men and women, I don't know, I feel a little superior to me.