[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I was so cute that I was left with blood left, and I was taken away by two people beside me holding hands.The left one, Dazai, said in a complaining tone, "Shirase's tolerance is too low. I can't bear this little stimulation. What should I do tonight?" The right one also held my waist tightly awkwardly Hands, brows and eyes are full of joy that cannot be hidden, "It's rare that Dazai said something that is not bullshit."? ? ?

I always feel that something is not quite right.But my heart kept pounding and I lost my mind completely.

My reason probably recovered instantly when the smile that froze for a second when the young lady at the front desk took our documents.Oh, I hugged the two beside me very cooperatively.Due to my height, I put my arms around Dazai's waist and Chuya's shoulders.

Out of my overwhelming desire to perform, I showed a strange demonstrative (?) smile and put my arms around them.Really hugging left and right, I am a winner in life.

The moment I swiped the card, Dazai was quite in line with the performance, and Xizi held his heart in surprise and said, "Oh, my dear, you pay the money so handsomely."

What kind of persona is this for me?Big money? (cross out)

I nodded coldly, took the card and left with a wife and a husband.Zhong Ye is still in a state of ignorance on how he should join the script.Dazai laughed so badly that he looked like a little devil gloating at his misfortune.

"You're really going out of your way to harm your other self's reputation." With fishy eyes, I couldn't help but sigh with emotion at Dazai who couldn't hold back his smile.

"What's the matter, anyway, I'm happy and it's over." Dazai answered me indifferently.Dazai who sympathizes with this world for half a second.Sure enough, he used his strength to express the live-action version of "I cheated myself".

While Chuuya was taking a bath, Dazai whispered into my ear and said, "It's not as good as us... this... that... and then Chuu also...hehehe...what do you think?"

On the surface, I nodded in agreement, thinking that I would sell Dazai when Chuya came out. I rejected this script. Compared with the script that Dazai said, I wanted the script that Chuya and I secretly discussed before.

Since you want to pursue stimulation, you must stimulate to the end.

and many more? !

Why is the situation like this?

It's not just me who co-authors two scripts, but all the staff have two scripts?

What kind of yin and yang script is this?

In this case, let's solve it according to our ability (violence/force).

Dazai has already shown signs of decline, and before I had time to secretly rejoice, he began to turn around.

I saw Dazai whispering something in Zhongya's ear, and Zhongya, who was originally my ally, gradually became serious.Zhong Ye shook his head and said while listening, "No, no, no, no."

What the hell?Dazai can't do it?Or is Little Sweet God sluggish?

I carefully recalled the recent one, and I feel that there is nothing wrong with it. (cross out)

"Why me?" I was caught off guard by Little Sweet God.What a fat thing, little brother, how did you rebel so quickly?

"What kind of confused soup did Dazai get you used to? You just listen to what he says? What if he babbles casually." I wish I could wake up the little sweet god in me.

Zhong also hesitated, "That's right."

……

This seemed to be the first time I felt choked by Chuya.

Take a look at this Dazai, it still has the expression of the same style of Ziwei persuading the horse with a smile and no words on its face.

"I have special dog training skills." Dazai Shou boasted shamelessly.

Obviously, in the next second it was Dazai's turn to be beaten.

The scene is too exciting, I will not describe it one by one.

Damn, I was the one who suffered in the end.Listen to what these two good-looking people say when they get cheap, Shirase is already familiar with the road anyway, so it would be logical for them...

Are idioms harmed by you like this?

I refuse to accept it, and apply for a second defense and a third defense...

There is one thing to say, I have to boast that our Hong Kong gangster intelligence is still very powerful, unlike this, there was no movement until the next morning.

"Huh?" Taking advantage of Chuya queuing up to buy ice cream, Dazai began to plan his script again.I just can't believe this little old man's mouth.Sure enough, Dazai's mouth is a deceiving ghost.

"You still have the face to criticize me, it's because Shirase doesn't agree with me." Dazai began to accuse me, making a lot of noises.Come on, you can't listen to Dazai's words carefully, because if you listen too much, you will find that you are really wrong if you follow his brain circuit.

I refused Dazai's forceful reasoning with a blank face, and moved his hand on my waist away, it was very hot.

What interrupted my conversation with Dazai was the scream of a strange man...

"Ah!" After screaming, the man wearing glasses began to yell at Dazai, "Osamu Dazai! Who would have thought that you not only flirt with women, but also, you actually do...?"

I fell into deep thought, and asked Dazai who had a subtle expression on his face, "Your concubine?"

Dazai immediately denied Sanlian.

Oh, I remembered this man, it was Doppo Kunikida from the Armed Detective Agency, he seemed to be choked by me, and I didn't know how to explain it.

"I, how could I be his..." Kunikida Doppo explained with difficulty.

Oh.

Naka also trotted over holding three ice creams.

I took the matcha ice cream that Chuya had bought, and wiped off his sweat.After wiping off the whim, I gave Nakaya a big kiss.

"!!!"

I stared at Kunikida Doppo who was petrified with three exclamation marks above his head and asked, "Why are you still here?"

Do you also want to sit in a row and eat fruit?Think beautifully.

I handed the matcha ice cream to Chuya and motioned him to have a bite.Green is more suitable for summer.

Nakaya took a sip shyly, and Dazai followed suit, biting off the sharp corners of the ice cream.

Confirmed eyes, is my feeling of heartache.my ice cream...

The speechless Kunikida Doppo looked at Dazai and then at the intimacy between Chuya and me, he closed his eyes weakly, "Dazai, you..." Obviously, before he could finish his words, he was met by the same Dazai not far away. The voice is interrupted.

"Kunikida...I'm here..." Another Dazai, or the Dazai of this world, appeared.

Kunikida Doppo fell into a state of confusion.In fact, I always feel that he seems to want to die more than being confused. Also, not everyone wants to accept the existence of two Dazai.

Dazai and Dazai looked at each other delicately and laughed.I watched silently while eating melon (wrong) ice cream.

My own Dazai grabbed me and forced me to turn my head to Chuya, "You can't look at him. Either you like him, or you look at me. Don't look at that ugly monster."

You're such a clever little ghost, Pig Zai.Not everyone can do it without a sense of disobedience if they speak ill of themselves in front of their own faces.

The author has something to say:

I was hit by more than 1 sweet crits, and my bad mood suddenly disappeared.

In addition, if you say that I am short, you have to think about it from a different angle. After all, I only planned to write 18 characters at the beginning, but now it is [-] words? ! (runs away arrogantly)

By the way, isn't it rare to see Xiu'er who is as cute as me and has a Sabi-like look, so don't you plan to bookmark me? (stare - secretly peep)