[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I was looking at the strange talk notes produced by the system with relish, when I was slapped on the shoulder suddenly.

"Caught by me, Shirase who goes fishing at work. That's too much." It turned out to be Dazai.

I nodded and admitted without hesitation, "Yes. Isn't this right and wrong?" It's not normal to have the same kind of subordinates as there are leaders.

"Forget it." Dazai said pretendingly, "Seeing that today is your 30th birthday, you won't be punished. Let's go, let's go home."

You see, the front foot said that I was paddling for fish, and the leader on the back foot took the lead to leave work early.What can a person who loves work like me do, of course, obey the leader. (fog)

Unexpectedly, I would be 30 years old in the blink of an eye.Thinking about what I have been doing in the first half of my life, um, nothing special, just after getting out, I have a beautiful wife and concubine(?), No, I have a second treasure.Although this Dabao Dazai looks much older than me and Chuya.It's all because of the preservatives Zhong Mimi and I ate, which made me feel so juvenile.

"Shirase!" Dazai refuted me angrily, oh, it turned out that I unconsciously spoke out the complaints in my heart.

Dazai chattered endlessly, "What do you mean I am old? I am clearly the charm of a mature man!"

I couldn't help but stare at the angry Dazai. Thinking about it carefully, there seemed to be nothing wrong with what he said, otherwise there wouldn't be so many people applying for him every year.

"Sir, the leader who messes with flowers and grass, shouldn't you reflect on yourself? Huh?" I asked with gentle and kind eyes.

Dazai choked visibly, as if he didn't expect the topic to change so quickly.Seeing this, I continued to speak very kindly, "Look at me and Chuya, why is no one coming towards us? Huh? So, my dear leader, shouldn't he be the one who should be severely punished?" /The one who was punished?" I intentionally lowered my voice for the last sentence, leaning close to Dazai's ear to accuse.

"It's not... It's not that I'm ahead of time..." Dazai muttered something in a low voice, but I couldn't hear it clearly.

As we talked, Dazai, who gradually became more confident, began to ask me, "That means you have good vision, so you can get me as a good master/person."

If it weren't for the fact that he was still outside, I would have beaten Dazai.

Bickering with Dazai all the way back home, the moment before I entered the door, I vaguely felt that something was wrong, presumably the missing Zhong was also preparing for a surprise.

It can't be some kind of ribbon flying all over the sky, right?

After opening the door, I decisively pulled Dazai behind me out to block him.

A very small number of colored ribbons landed on me, most of them wrapped around Dazai who was in a state of confusion.

Sure enough, I guessed everything right.As expected of me.

Chuya looked at Dazai in front of me in confusion, and asked suspiciously, "Why is Dazai walking in front today? It shouldn't be."

I walked out from behind Dazai, and I had to praise Dazai, "Honey, thank you for being tall, it's the first time I think your height has other uses."

Zhong Ye couldn't help but look at me with a little grievance, and before Zhong Ye could speak, I stepped forward and hugged Zhong Ye, comforting my little sweet god and explaining, "I like the gift you prepared very much."

Dazai, with his head full of ribbons, looks more like a gift.I am very satisfied.

Nakaya took advantage of the situation to look over, and then looked at me incredulously.

After confirming the eyes, let's play the script together.

I don't believe it, I can still roll over this time.

Dazai shook his crab head and asked me with a smile, "So, are you going to unwrap this present from me?"

Take it easy, eat first.Only after eating enough can we have the energy to have fun.

I love the joy of unwrapping presents.Slowly unwrap the whole present, get him, take him.

Nakaya started to smoke a cigarette in perfect fit with the scene, and I stroked Dazai's hair limp and moaning on the bed, "I like it very much."

This birthday was extraordinarily different.

"Do you want to play Meow Meow Meow?" I continued to pat Dazai's little head and asked.

Dazai nodded after thinking about it, and looked at me expectantly.

Then a shocked little black cat appeared in my arms.

"I didn't say we all become cats together." I grabbed the black cat Zai, who was trying to escape with its short legs, in my arms and coaxed him.

Lay Dazai Nyan on my lap quietly and obediently.

After Nakaya extinguished the cigarette butt, I handed over the black cat Dazai.

"Zhongye, don't have too much energy. He is Dazai, not Dun." Dun's skin is thick and thick (?), so it doesn't matter if he has a lot of energy.

Zhong Ye and I chatted about weird things one after another.To be precise, I am unilaterally talking about ghost stories.

Until Dazai Nyan fell asleep comfortably, I stopped the story, smiled and looked at each other.

Sure enough, Dazai quickly turned back into a human.The time for the system to resist his human disqualification ability is getting longer and longer.Very nice, my little black cat.

I quietly bypassed Galactic Dazai, who was like a cowherd and a weaver girl, and came to Chuya. "Honey, where's my gift?" I put my arms around Chuya's neck and whispered to his ear.

A fiery, smoky kiss ensues.

"Just a kiss?" Obviously it can't satisfy me, can a light kiss send me away?

Naka also couldn't hold back my bright eyes, he stroked my lips with his fingers, "Be quiet, Shirase." Nakaya glanced at the sleeping Dazai, and continued, "Don't wake Dazai up too loudly. oh."

"Ok?"

"Do you like this gravity experience?"

The voice of Little Sweet God approaching from the ear.

Chuya hugged me around the waist while I was on the verge of falling.

Late at night.

……

When he woke up, Dazai was still asleep.

I turned to look at Chuya on the right.

The eyelashes are long and long.

"Sleep a little longer, dear." I was half-sat up and was pulled into his arms by Zhong, who was half-asleep and half-awake.

I stared at Nakaya for a while, and gradually fell asleep.

My neck was itchy, and I had to open my eyes to see what was going on.

The co-author is Dazai, who talks about everything, playing with my hair.Seeing me wake up, Dazai was so happy that he shook his dumb hair, "Shirase slept for a long time. Chuya didn't allow me to disturb you. He even threatened me and warned me not to wake you up. Please help I bullied him."? ? ?

what did i hear?

Zhong also walked in from outside the room, pulled up his sleeves angrily, and tried to kill him.

Jae, Jae, Dad, I love you.But there is nothing I can do.

I gloated (crossed out) around the happy morning.

"I want to get it back on my birthday." Dazai said while jotting down his notebook without looking up.

But dear.

We can't wait.

The author has something to say:

The double updates on the weekends of the last two weeks were just to catch up with the progress. I originally thought that it would be completed on 6.19 Dazai’s birthday, but now it seems that it is unlikely to be completed by the end of June.

Speaking of it, there was originally a branch line in the second week of the episode, which is very strange. Dazai's ending will be that Chuya's relationship line is completely closed, and he normally marries a wife and has children.And Shirase's relationship line is either to be single for a lifetime, or to actually have an affair with Kunikida (2333), which is too ghostly and strange.

In addition, I didn't expect everyone to be so interested in the Hong Kong Black Forum. (Will consider adding more in the future, but undecided.)