[Wen Ye] A painful ability

On the Nth day of becoming Shirase, the game interface has been updated without any movement since the first day it went online.It is updated when it is updated, and after the update, it is forced to shake in my mind in the middle of the night.

Let me see what it has updated, [In order to give players a better experience, this time we have specially updated the favorability query and private message functions. ]

[Reminder: You can see the nicknames other people have towards you on the query interface of your favorability. ]

Favorability query is useless, don't look at it.

It is the whisper function that arouses my curiosity.I tried to turn it on, [Sorry, the private message function will only be launched randomly, and I will notify you in advance. ]? ? ?I went to wash my face with mixed feelings.

By the way, why do Hong Kong and Black people like to wear sunglasses recently?At first, it was Dazai's subordinates, and then they all brought it together.Even Mr. Guangjin gave up his reading glasses (crossed out).

"So, why are you all wearing sunglasses?" I approached the subordinate who was looking at his mobile phone and smiling, he suddenly panicked, probably because of my deterrent (?)

"It's just that the sun is too bright." The subordinate faltered and choked out this answer.

"Oh? Then I'll take it too." The neat sunglasses are not bad either.

The subordinate shook his head frantically, "No, no, you don't have to bring it, Mr. Shirase."

"Huh?" I was confused.

"Because your eyes are the best deterrent to the enemy."

Oh oh so, okay.

"Then you send the report on the desktop to Dazai. After I have processed the report, I will ask him to sign it."

"Ok."

It was another honey smile in response.

This may be the generation gap, I didn't think much about continuing my work.

When Lu met Officer Ozaki, she spoke to me with a pleasant face for the first time. "Is the mosquito repellent that Zhongye gave you useful?"

"There have been a lot of mosquitoes recently. I thought I could buy the same brand if it works well."

"It's very useful. I still have half a bottle, why don't you use it first?" Since the mosquito bite, there has been no similar incident.

What I got was the hateful eyes of Ozaki cadres.To be honest, she didn't do that when I was in language training class back then.

I was thinking that what I just said can be flexibly applied to the book of the leader.

"Boys still have to protect themselves." Before leaving, Officer Ozaki said to me in a low voice.

Confused again.

After reporting the work with the leader, Alice's eyes sparkled, "What dessert will Shirase make?"

"Just ordinary cakes, Dafu, double skin milk and so on." I just followed the recipe and it tasted okay.

"Shirase can't just make desserts for Dazai, Alice wants to eat them too."

"..." I gave a dark smile, "I never did it for him."

"I now understand where the dessert I made at night went to and I didn't wake up the next day." I always thought I was sleepwalking up to eat.

"I'm also relieved to think that the relationship between Shirase and Dazai is getting better and better." The leader put away his gratified expression a little stiffly.

"Our relationship is not that good." I refused.

The leader said quietly, "But you are willing to write a report for him."

I managed to choke.

What's even more embarrassing is that the leader knew that I was the one who made the report, and even said that he would give Dazai a raise.

Listen to who this is.

I waited and went downstairs to slaughter.

Very good, steal and get.

"Why do you eat my food?" I paused, "Don't you like sweets?"

"Yes." Osamu Dazai swallowed the last bite of Daifuku, "But does this have anything to do with me eating what you made?"

"What's more, my card is still with you, what's wrong with eating some of yours?"

What he said seemed to make sense.

Bah, I was almost bypassed by the robber/thief logic.

I didn't use his card behind my back, I usually swiped his card in front of Dazai.

"It would be even better if there was crab-flavored Daifuku, Shirase."

"You're thinking of peaches."

"If you buy peaches, I don't mind trying them." Dazai smiled shamelessly at me.

"Why do your subordinates wear sunglasses even indoors?" Blind student, I discovered Huadian.

"Who knows." It was still Dazai's light tone that answered me.I think this man with a bad stomach knows something, but he won't say it.Forget it is not an important thing.

He looked sympathetically at the group of subordinates who lived with Dazai, hey, why are they trembling.

Blind guess is that Dazai is tortured by a demon.

So I walked away with nothing to do.

I met so many people today.On the road, I met Petite Zhongya who had just returned from a mission and the strong men behind him.

I'm at a loss again.

Why does Nakaya blush when he sees me?

Even his subordinates smiled sweetly, and I could see the gossip in their eyes through the sunglasses.

I thought about it.

Did I wear my pants backwards today?Or come to work in pajama pants?

Sneaked a peek, no problem.normal attire...

"Zhongye..."

"Shirase..."

Such a coincidence.

"You speak first."

"You speak first."

... The atmosphere is so awkward, it's like the one in Thunderstorm - first, I don't call you hello, my name is Chu Yuxun.

"Oh." Since I said it first, "Then, I'll go back to the office first."

……

We were greeted with indescribable eyes.

"Next week's parent-teacher meeting?" My cheap son (crossed out) Youxing asked me to attend the parent-teacher meeting.

"Well, I'll go." I flipped through the calendar and circled the date.

After get off work, give Youxing some money first. This kid probably goes to work part-time after school to earn living expenses on weekdays.

Ask the leader for leave in advance.

The leader was chasing Alice at the time, and it was hard to imagine that he would have this hobby himself. He was very much like a cat. As we all know, cats and cat tails are two different species.Maybe it's because the small belly that sits for a long time will be offset by chasing and running.As expected of the leader, he can always think of unexpected ways to lose weight.

"Do you think Alice looks better in white or in a small red dress?"

I stared at it. "Honestly, neither of those dresses are very pretty."

"Okay, Shirase, you can go out now." The leader threw me out expressionlessly.

Look, there is a huge difference between the aesthetics of old men and the aesthetics of a middle-aged person like me who has spent two lifetimes combined.

The moment the door closed, Alice could still hear sharp complaints from inside the door, "Shirose is right, these skirts are not good-looking. So I don't wear them."

"No, no, Alice, you will be even cuter if you are so cute, trust me."

It is simply a large-scale fine-scoring scene.

Thanks to the presence of Dazai a certain time, I was able to confirm that Alice was originally the leader's ability.

wonderful.As expected of the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, in order to avoid love, he forced himself to be a lolicon persona.

The author has something to say:

Today's Hong Kong black people's mental journey:

Shirase: Today's review should not have been harmed...Contemplating.

Chuya: Why didn't Shirase praise me today?He praised me for half an hour yesterday.

Dazai: My card is with Shirase, so I spend Nakaya's money.

Momiji: Shirase is just an idiot.I can't teach, so goodbye.

Today's sand/carvings fly to my own small theater:

Chuya: Shirase and Dazai have such a good relationship, so should I give Shirase my card?Wait what about my card?

Dazai: I am a talent who fully balances the size/wife relationship.On one side I hand over my salary card to the eldest wife, on the other side I spend my little wife’s money as I like, wonderful.

ps.

I don't have any inspiration today, so the writing is terrible.

Tomorrow, Yukimura Bijin should be online or switch to Dazai's perspective, and it is more likely that the two will be written together.

random...

In addition, the sisters seem to prefer the eldest lady