[Wen Ye] A painful ability

After solving the desolate and bullying incident last time, Zhong also successfully joined the gangsters. After listening to his pledge of allegiance, the leader gave me a book called "Flexible Application of Language Art".

You are the leader and you are right.If it's not right it's my fault.

I don't think I'm that bad at speaking, my language ability is still very good compared to Dazai.

After learning from the pain, I made up my mind to practice hard, so I put the book on my bedside.One thing to say, this book has greatly improved the quality of my sleep.

I, who was getting better and better at work, was obviously kicked out.Garbage Dazai, he doesn't write his own report, he either throws it to me or to Chuya, usually to me, saying that he can't understand my idleness.

In the end who is idle ah, wrestling pen.

"Master Shirase." I looked up indifferently, and as expected, I saw a stack of reports.

"This is what Dazai-sama instructed you to accomplish." Dazai's subordinate said tremblingly, wiping off his cold sweat.

I will not embarrass an innocent passer-by.

"Let's put it here." I showed a smirk with a smug smirk.

"Tell your boss for me, are you ready to be beaten?"

"Yes, Shirase-sama." The subordinate agreed tremblingly.

I really endured the calm for a while, took a step back and thought more and more angry, so I went to beat him now.

Ahhh, who can save the child? With so many reports, why do you want to embarrass a martial artist? Isn't it good to ask me to go out and fight?

Crying (?) while writing the report, I looked like I was catching up on my homework before class in my previous life.

"It's not good, Mr. Shirase." The person who came was obviously Dazai's subordinate again, he said out of breath, "Mr. Dazai jumped into the river again."

"Let him jump." I paused, "Besides, what's the use of you looking for me after he's been dancing for so long. If you don't save him, he'll be cold."

Dazai's subordinate stammered, "But Mr. Dazai refused to go ashore, he said he wanted you to rescue him."

Do you listen to what people say?

I said to Dazai's subordinates with a grim face, "Please find some big rocks for me. See if I can smash him to death."

I rushed to the scene of the crime angrily, and there was a deadly bandage monster in the river.I don't understand, is Dazai determined to jump all the rivers in Yokohama once?Very good, I suggest adding the river that Osamu Dazai, a famous member of the port mafia, jumps in front of each river. Dear, do you want to check in?

"Are you swimming in the river?" I didn't go into the river, but yelled at him on the bank.

"Gululu." It was Dazai spitting bubbles in the river that answered me.

I really said, "I swear I will go down to save you next time, and my surname will not be Shirase."

"Is that the surname Dazai?" With keen eyes and ears, I heard Dazai's subordinates muttering softly.

How dare you say it, facing my death gaze, he tremblingly made a posture of shutting up.

It is true that the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked. There are as many subordinates as there are dog bosses.

I was so angry that I jumped down, but the temperature of the river water was so cold that it didn't quench my anger.All I heard was the loud noise of me throwing Dazai up.

Hong Kong Black Forum——

Post: On August [-], my boss stepped on the emotional line of two boats.

Contents:

Floor 1: The host has been under the boss's hands for a long time, and I found that he is really amazing in some aspects.While coaxing his gentle and □□ wife to give him a report, he can flirt unscrupulously with the cute lady with fried hair.

Really, as a subordinate, I couldn't stand it anymore, so we started to wear sunglasses, which means that what is invisible is pure.

Back to the topic of the story.Today's boss started the road of being a monster. First, he flirted with Xiao Zuojing all the way. The wife saw it, and the eldest wife thought they had a bad relationship, so she laughed happily.

Hey, I can't bear to look directly at the green light and white hair of the eldest wife.

Regarding the attribute of the eldest wife is gentle□□, let me explain this. At first we all thought that the eldest wife was very fierce and not easy to mess with. We never thought that the eldest wife is a family type, who can play outside and make desserts at home.More than once, Boss Dog ate sweet desserts from his eldest wife when we were working hard. While eating, he also started to show his affection, talking about his dog (later, I realized that the love/interest of this couple is also quite special...).

Regarding the attributes of the eldest lady, first of all, the eldest lady is generally recognized as good-looking, but there is no doubt that she is a bit petite.Secondly, the eldest lady belongs to the kind that makes her blush when teased. Many people like to tease the eldest lady, such as the eldest wife.

The eldest wife often exaggerates that the eldest lady is good-looking, and the eldest lady blush... (To be honest, I also like this pair.) Inexplicably sympathized with my boss for a second, your harem is on fire hahahaha... Sorry, I have been strict Trained mafia generally don't laugh unless it's really funny hahahaha...

Then the boss was not happy and tried his best to attract the attention of the two lovers... For example, asking the eldest wife to hug him (?) to the shore by name, for example, flirting with the height of the eldest lady, and getting the love of the latter.

Floor 2: After watching, I like lemons.How can a scumbag get such two good babies.

3rd floor: Gossip, the eldest wife has the bank card of the boss on the 1st floor.Shh, don't ask me how I heard about it from the bar/restaurant owner.

4th floor: I don't care, I am the eldest lady x the eldest wife, what kind of dog boss I want, he is not worthy.In addition, the eldest lady and the eldest wife often make appointments to go out and come back sweaty and shoulders crossed.hush.

Floor 5: Hahaha, this intricate love is worthy of our Hong Kong black.

Floor 6: I have an even better episode here.

One night I witnessed the boss on the first floor prying the door of the eldest wife's house, and then the next day when the eldest wife came to work, the neck!There are hickey marks, of course the eldest wife said very shyly that she scratched herself after being bitten by a mosquito, do you believe it?

The point is that the eldest lady noticed it, and then the eldest lady gave the eldest wife mosquito repellent water.Just as I was feeling how the eldest lady was so naive, in a blink of an eye, the eldest lady found an excuse and beat up the boss on the first floor.

ps. From then on, I eat the eldest lady X the eldest wife.

7th floor: The eldest wife is my boss, and she is a very good boss.

The eldest wife is really good-tempered, she never makes things difficult for small shrimps like us, and she is the first one to work outside, especially when she has to stay up late and work overtime, she will pay for supper out of her own pocket, and then take turns to give us holidays when the work is over .

Even the bunch of reports that were stuffed by the dog man were done earnestly and overtime.

Floor 8: I'm so sore, does the eldest wife still need someone?I have the same boss as the 1st floor, and I can't take it anymore.

Do you know how miserable it is to work under an exceptionally capable boss?No, you don't know.

The scariest thing is that my hair is getting less and less.woo woo woo...

9th floor: I am a good friend of the 7th floor.

But I work under Missy.The eldest lady is also a great boss, and her approach is similar to that of the eldest wife, but the eldest lady will be arrogant and restrained. Of course, when encountering a dog man, the eldest lady will be particularly violent.

I eat big lady X big wife.

Floor 10: I eat all my bosses.No way, he is handsome.

Floor 11:? ? ? 10th floor?

12th floor: Has the 10th floor been kidnapped?If yes, please blink.

——This sticker seals the building.

The author has something to say:

Forgive me for not being able to stop writing about the Hong Kong black forum.

I would like to ask everyone's opinion on the relationship line. To be honest, I didn't think much about writing the relationship line at first.This forum is about testing the waters.

meditation……

In addition, the comments of the sisters are really beautiful hahaha, I made all kinds of pig noises