[Wen Ye] A painful ability

"I don't want to go to work." Dazai and I said in unison.

Zhong Ye, who had finished washing, stood by the bed and stared at our two upright salted fish duo. "Shirase can do it, you can't." After finishing speaking, Chuya violently lifted a certain Dazai who was pretending to be dead.

Dazai returned to normal from the state of feigning death, stared blankly into innocent eyes and asked, "Why? I don't want to go to work either. I want to play games with Shirase at home."

I patted Dazai's puppy's head affectionately, and said quickly, "Honey, thank you for your half-day vacation. I really burst into tears of joy."

"..." Dazai was speechless, "At times like this, you remember my identity as a tool man, right? Why don't you call me my dear?"

I thought about it carefully for a while, and confirmed that it was correct. What did I usually call Dazai, dog? (Strike out), "Oh, isn't that why I usually call you Zhini?" I said from the bottom of my heart, blinking my extremely sincere dead fish eyes.

"You're such a clever little ghost." Dazai praised my thick skin with an expression of you continuing to make up me and listening (crossed out).

Dazai shook his little head, trying to be cute and pull me together to oppose Chuya as an alliance, "And at this time, shouldn't we unite the front?"

"I understand the truth. But why should I speak with you?" I naturally rejected Dazai. Are you kidding? They are not the same species, right?

Without hesitation, I turned my head to Chuya who had been patiently about to explode and said, "Take him away, let Dazai accept the new workload of the new day."

Chuya's strength is still quite domineering, I'm really worried that Dazai will appear on the lamp in a second. (fog)

"Honey, you have to work hard." I withdrew the happy smile on my face, and happily comforted a certain Dazai who started to whimper dissatisfiedly.

Dazai stopped whimpering, and said with a little grievance in his eyes, "Then you have to come over for lunch. Without Shirase, I don't have a good meal."

Unable to listen to Dazai's words, Zhong also began to disrupt the stage, "You can push it down. When Shirase was busy with the final exams, he didn't have time to have dinner with us. Aren't you really sweet?"

Chuya turned his head and said to me, "Shirase, don't listen to Dazai. Last night...well, you should rest well."

"Huh? Don't you want to have lunch with me?" I got up and put my arms around Chuya's neck, and I asked Chuya in a bear hug.

Nakaya let go of Dazai abruptly, and the latter slammed onto the bed with an emoji of who he is and where he is.

"Nothing." Chuya hugged me back.

The earnest explanation is also very cute, I couldn't help but give Xiaotian God a big yum.

That is, the background music is the resentment of a certain slaughter, like a horror movie.

After finishing the sweet kiss, I stroked Dazai’s hair, my face was heavy but I was secretly happy, just like the sight of a child finally starting school, “If Dazai is disobedient (cross out) and he doesn’t work, throw him away Go to the treadmill, or the swimming pool. Work and fitness must be on the way." After I finished speaking, I handed the bear child to the teacher Zhongya with peace of mind. (fog)

Dazai frantically resisted, "What kind of devil are you talking about, Shirase? It's fine if you don't help me, and you'll add fuel to the fire."

Chuya and I silently ignored Dazai's protest.

"I will definitely urge him." Chuya said with a sweet smile.

Nakaya paused for a moment to think, and added, "However, Dazai will normally work as long as Shirase is not around."? ? ?

The co-author of the culprit, as the leader of Hong Kong gangsters, is it me who is slowing down my work?I couldn't help falling into silence and couldn't extricate myself.

"It's because Shirase indulged Dazai too much. You can't spoil this kind of person who just sprinkles a little water and blooms. You can beat him when you need to. If you don't have the heart to beat him, let me do it."

Zhong also seemed to have said something extraordinary.

I was silent, and Dazai, who was caught by the cue, protested helplessly, "Why do I have no human rights? Aji is wronged and Aji is sad." Dazai suddenly pointed to the ground and asked, "Do you know what is on the ground?"

"It's my broken heart, piece by piece." Dazai, who came from a disgruntled woman in the palace, held his heart resentfully and said.

"Is that so?" I thought for a while, "Since my heart is broken all over the place, I should be stronger. Since I don't have a heart, Chuya must urge Dazai to spend more time exercising than usual." I showed my fellow Kuan Zhongye said with a sweet smile.

Reasonable and well-founded, I myself have been successfully persuaded.

"Yeah. That's right, Shirase, you have to maintain this fine tradition, and don't spoil Dazai too much." Nakaya began to look at me resentfully as he spoke.

I can't help but reflect on myself, I really dote on the pigs I raise, but I operate according to the pig raising guidelines, what to give the pigs a good mood, and grow a pile of meat in vain. (something seems to be wrong)

"You can coax Dazai for a long time before he enters the pool. Why does he have a fear of entering the water? If you want, I'll kick him into the pool." Zhong Ye became more and more irritable.

I thought about what Dazai and I did by the pool that day, and I didn't remember coaxing, what kind of bald conversation was this.

"You have to be like me and never coax people." Zhong also thought for a while and said, he realized something was wrong when he thought about it, and added awkwardly, "I only coax you."

Little brother, what a waste, where did you learn language skills, can you take me with you? (cross out)

The morning of flying dogs and dogs ended with Nakaya carrying Dazai. I looked at the two elementary school students scolding each other from a distance, and I had to sigh with emotion, what a good relationship.

The old father pushed his novel to me.Do all literary giants have their own talents?If I had this kind of language organization ability, I wouldn't have been dragged down for such a long time in Mandarin.

Speaking of which, I asked Sakunosuke how he felt about the new outside consultant.

[fine.There is also more money. ]

The words of the old father are full of truth.

[By the way, Shirase.I went to check that house, and I saw a suspected white tiger flashing past in the courtyard.But after a careful search, there was no trace. ]

The house that Oda Saku mentioned is a special property of mine. It is often rented out by tenants. The reasons range from haunting at the beginning, children stealing food in the kitchen in the middle of the night, to tigers coming in and out. .

The reason is really getting more and more magical.

I'm going to take some time to see if it's a supernatural being, or is there really a ghost with no eyesight who wants to die.

The author has something to say:

Happy Children's Day to all sisters in advance. (Add more benefits in advance of Children's Day?)

In addition, am I a bit bored with the daily water?How about I speed up the progress and finish the branch line.