[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I can't quite understand Dazai's expression. He is obviously smiling and praising me for completing the task perfectly, but there is a sudden sense of disobedience.

"Shirase stay here." Dazai was still smiling and speaking softly.

As the others exited, the door was closed again.

Dazai didn't hold back his weird smile, but laughed even harder, which completely confused me.I couldn't help showing the expression of looking at the purebred Erha, and I almost asked him if he was eating poisonous mushroom bibimbap again.

"Come here." Dazai said softly, "You've done a good job, I've already thought about how to reward you."

Thanks?But I didn't feel any intention to reward me from your expression.Illusion?I hesitated, watching Dazai restrain his strange expression, and put on a shallow, genuine and gentle expression.Dazai opened his hands, "Well, I just want to reward Shirase with a hug." He blinked his watery eyes as he said.

With a somewhat compromised pace, I walked up to the leader who played tricks every day.

Being hugged, I couldn't help complaining, "Don't you think it looks like an idol drama?" Could it be that Dazai was deeply influenced by the plot where the domineering president fell in love with me, and I had reason to suspect that he had assumed the role of the domineering president himself? .Hey, to be honest, Dazai is obviously more in line with Zuojing Lotus.In addition, who is not a bully (crossed out).

The gentleness and delicateness that came to my face, and the caressing touch of kissing through the crowd with flowers in my arms, fell on my lips.

"It's not so good now, is it?" Well, I just hesitated (crossed out) with my mouth, and my hands already circled Dazai's neck with my own thoughts.

Dazai hugged me with one arm and opened the drawer with the other.etc?It's not that one...it's this one?

I was just about to let go of the thought of rejecting Dazai's suspected prop.

"I don't like it." A fake is a fake, no, why use a fake if there is a real one. (confuse)

As soon as the voice fell, I was caught off guard, huh.

"I didn't expect it to be ready." Dazai gently pushed it forward slowly. ! ! !It even has medicinal effects.

Gobi Dazai actually hugged me next and put me on the soft carpet under the ground.I couldn't help but stare at the dog's eyes (crossed out) eyes.what is this?Put me down again?Believe it or not, I will get up and kill when my legs are not so weak.

"Shirase, carpets are expensive, and you will be punished for getting dirty."

But go to yours, how expensive the carpet can be (I will buy a few more with your card), just wait, I will throw you into the swimming pool later.

"Asshole." I raised my head and said angrily at Dazai who had no expression.

Dazai looked at me condescendingly, "Shirase, I really don't have a good memory."

I retorted Dazai without hesitation, "Hmm. You have a bad memory." I have a good memory, and my memory is my proof of being admitted to the University of Tokyo.

"I said it." Dazai pinched my chin, "You are mine, whether it is body or soul." Dazai let go of his hand, stroking my new wound due to this mission. "Look at you, are you disobedient?"

……

Six points are no longer enough to express my complicated feelings.In short, I ask directly and out loud.

"Are you sick?"

"As a subordinate, you are stubborn and refuse to admit your mistakes. It's really bad, Shirase." Dazai said lightly.

hateful.

"However, I will let you understand." Dazai suddenly smiled insanely, "For example, to understand a truth, let you know that talking back is really getting/talking back."

……

When I walked out of the chief's office angrily, I ran into Chuya who was coming out of the elevator.

Chu also asked me incomprehensibly, "It's almost time for dinner, where is Shirase going?"

I tried to restore the ferocious expression to a Buddha-like paralyzed expression. Obviously, I failed, and I got a dazed Chuya. "Let's go eat together?" Li won the lottery ticket that is about to win the jackpot.

"Yes." Of course Chuya agreed.

While waiting for the food to be served, Chuya suddenly sighed, "It's been a long time since I dined alone with Shirase."

I thought about it carefully, and it really is.In the past, Zhongye was either on a business trip or on the way, but now, it is more about accompanying a dog man to urge him to eat normally.

"Sorry." I looked at Chuya sincerely, but I didn't seem to have any promises to make.I have nothing to offer other than a flimsy apology.

Zhong also fell into the memory rarely, and mentioned the events of the sheep period.I occasionally said a few words, and I always felt that I had some kind of filter on when I saw it from Zhongye’s perspective.

"Speaking of which, did Shirase argue with Dazai?" Zhong also mentioned a certain poisonous mushroom that I don't want to face right now.

Because of Zhongye, I still finished the matter in a few sentences.

"..." Zhongye's expression was slightly subtle, "He is concerned about you."

Excuseme?What did I hear?

When did Chuya successfully connect with Dazai's antenna?It can also draw conclusions from the analysis of inexplicable words and phrases.

"However." Zhong also thought about it, "You really haven't been injured for a long time." Zhong also stared at me intently and waited for my explanation.

I covered my face, and explained the reason for my injury in a self-defeating manner, "I'm a little embarrassed to say it, I just saw the advertisement for that dessert shop, it's very tempting, it looks almost as good as Zhongye's taste. "

"Then I was accidentally attacked." I blinked my sincere eyes and looked at Chuya.

Chuya sighed, and couldn't help but touch his forehead, "Although it's a bit unimaginable, it's something Shirase can do."

Yes, I am sincere, and what I have said above is the truth, although I was thinking of other things at the time.

It is true to see the alluring dessert advertisement, and it is also true to notice the familiar and unfamiliar face that flashes by.

One didn't come back to his senses, and was attacked absent-mindedly, but his body reacted quickly enough to not be affected much.This kind of minor injury is not worth mentioning at all, and it is very normal. Who would have thought that Dazai would go crazy.

Still awkwardly concerned.Tut tut.It's really dishonest, so I can't say it directly and clearly like Chuya.

I don't know if a certain society that no one is staring at can eat, wait a minute, this is no longer a simple father's love like a mountain, but a father's love pouring down like a landslide.fall.

Anyway, if you don’t eat a meal, you won’t be hungry. At worst, there will be afternoon tea (crossed out).

"Zhongye."

"Ok?"

"Should we skip work and go on a date?"

"No. Go to work."

No one is convinced, only the social animals.

I can't help but think of that time, when I made an appointment with Zhongye, he said that it was not good during the day, and then he went on a business trip.

man, huh.

The author has something to say:

The well-known double-standard Shirase.

Dazai whose language expression has been transformed into Shirase.

And Chuya, who tried to understand and successfully interpret the two abnormal friends with his normal thinking.