[Wen Ye] A painful ability

The feeling of wearing the apron directly on the body is a bit strange.

Nakaya hugged me from behind, "Shirase." He whispered my name, which made me hold the table tightly.

"Chuya, are you planning to push the table to the other side and then push it back?" I watched the table move unconsciously, and asked hesitantly.

Chuya hummed, "I didn't intend to move the dining table back. But since Shirase proposed it, I will satisfy your idea."

Am I shooting myself in the foot with a rock?But I feel inexplicable and emotional (Shut up, what am I thinking.)

I was blushing all the time, and felt that the blush would quietly spread down to my neck.

I can't help but mutter, "Why does it feel like playing Sokoban?" And I'm the box in the game?

Chuya's hand hugged me even harder, and I could clearly feel the rubbing sensation of his black glove. "Why didn't you take off your gloves today?" I couldn't help but turned around and asked Shimochuya.

Zhong didn't answer me, he just touched my hair, I took the opportunity to bite his glove, and took it off smoothly.

Well, the atmosphere seems to be getting hotter, oh, it's the temperature, it's getting hotter and hotter.

Near the end, the door was pushed open.

"You!" Dazai who broke into the door was shocked.

"The helpful neighbor (adulter/husband) is here." Zhongya said in a low voice.

I followed the plot just now and made up my mind. Why does the adulterer/husband Dazai look like he is the real husband?This script feels that everyone takes it differently.

Then I couldn't help laughing out loud, and the two cubs looked at me blankly and laughed till they crowed.

Dazai walked up to me angrily and pinched my chin, "Is it that funny? Huh?"

"I...just...suddenly feel hahahaha..." It might be a brain twitch, it thinks it's funny, what can I do, it can't laugh until I fall on top of Zhongye, and it makes me laugh out loud.

……

Today is my solo date with Zhongye.

In fact, it's a date, and it's actually a stroll after the task. As for the leader, he is honestly going to work as a social animal. (How good the social animals are, the feng shui turns around, how much Dazai used to row the boat even without oars, how happy I am now)

"Going to the shrine?" Unknowingly, he walked to the torii gate of the shrine.

It is still the shrine of the little sweet god beside me.

When I visited the shrine, I seriously thought about the status quo, and I, who was already a winner in life, didn't feel much anymore.So I made a pious wish, hoping that my wife will always be safe and happy.

It wasn't until I looked at Zhongye and stared at me that I realized that I seemed a little silly (crossed out).

I covered my face and tried to divert Chuya's attention, but I was the one who was being silly (I couldn't believe it). Before I could think of anything to say, Chuya led me out and came to the back of the shrine.

"Your wish." Zhong also paused, staring at me seriously, "I heard it."

"So, the following is the time for God to respond to believers."! ! !

This is at a shrine, Chuya.

Well.

Different from the previous style of kiss, this time's kiss has a very different taste of dominance.

"Don't worry, God will not be discovered by others in the shrine." Nakaya patted my back, comforting me who was tense due to the sudden outside movement.

"But." There is so much movement outside, even if it is not discovered, it will...

Zhong also kissed my forehead, "Relax, I'm here, don't be afraid."

……

I was taken home by Chuya in a flutter, Dazai stared at the strange me with a puzzled face, "Shirase, is he out of his mind?"

How should I describe the mess in my head, oh, it's probably like a ball of wool played by a cat, or a headphone cable that is so tangled that it can't be distinguished.

I am not absent-minded here, I am overwhelmed.

"No. I'm pretty normal." I answered Dazai's words a little too late.

Dazai leaned forward and stared at me for a long time, "The voice is soft, and the expression on the face is full and satisfied."

"Really, what is my position as the leader? Huh?" Dazai blurted out sadly.

I pushed Dazai away, "I'm going to take a shower, I won't make trouble with you."

Nakaya helped me who was shaking because I got up suddenly, "Do you need to wash it for me, Shirase?"

"No." I shamefully rejected Chuya's proposal, avoiding the latter's sight unnaturally.

"I can do it myself." Through this date, I understand how good the physical strength of the god is (cross out).

Nakaya still stared at me, "But I feel like you're going to lose your balance and fall?"

Listening to Zhong Ye's words is thoughtful, but who caused this situation?fall.No, I won't fall.

"It's nothing." Hey, why did the strong tone sound so soft that it sounded coquettish (I refused).

I couldn't help but run away (crossed out).Or cool down with cold water.

The continuous conversation between the two people behind me made my legs start to soften (cross out) unconsciously, because my legs have their own thoughts.

hateful.Hateful.I bury myself in the bathtub.

This smell of cookies all over his body became stronger and stronger, but luckily Dazai couldn't smell anything.

I vented and squeezed the little yellow duck. Speaking of which, I don't know who bought it.But it seems to be good to pinch and play when there is nothing to do, so I took advantage of the situation and pinched it a few more times.

By the way, why not have a screaming chicken in the bathroom?

Ahhh, even though I was thinking wildly, the scene of the afternoon still appeared in my mind after a while.

Help.

God, save the child.Wait, if I shout the word of God, will it automatically dial me to Zhongye's signal?I couldn't help covering my flushed face, damn it, I lost all face right now.Well.

This may be the real warrior who dares to face the bloody reality. I took a deep breath and stood up suddenly, almost tripping myself.

To be honest, I have reason to suspect that my Mercury is retrograde (fog) today.

The system popped up an interface, interrupting my thoughts.

[Identity has been updated.

Identity: Rage God 00 (already worn, note: cannot be removed)

Effect: In a radius of a hundred miles, no ghosts will live.

GW]

To be honest, what does this upgraded 00 refer to?I'm confused, could it be Eggy? (cross out)

And why did two letters appear at the end of the wearing effect?

Rubbish system, forget it and leave it alone.

I chose to continue patting my face with cold water.Very good, another ordinary beautiful boy with facial paralysis.

Get out of the bathroom and go to study.

Studying makes me ascetic (it doesn't).make me better.I love to study.

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Well, after the episode is finished with be, the text must be sweet.Scratch your head.Rolling over is better to promote feelings.