[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Back to normal school days.I rejected Chuya's idea of ​​giving me a housekeeper (crossed out) for Zhuzai.

After finishing the kiss as soft as a dragonfly touching water, before we left, Zhong and I said, "By the way, don't forget to supervise Dazai." I won't be back tonight, there will be evening classes plus tomorrow morning morning classes.

"I see, I will urge him to exercise."

"Urge him to eat well."

The voice fell at the same time, and Zhong and I met our eyes.

Zhong also raised a question mark slowly, "I didn't see him eating two bites when he ate with me."

Co-authoring is to quarrel with me, can't we have a good meal?I can't help falling into silence.

"Besides, if you like to eat or not, if you don't eat, you will know how delicious it is to eat well after exercising." It's hard to imagine that my little sweet god actually showed a ghostly smile. Zai's anger.I sincerely mourned for Dazai for a second, who made Dazai have a different way of dying every night.Since slaughtering can make Chuya feel better, let's do it.

Anyway, on my way to class, I can't see anything.

I never thought that when I returned to Yokohama, I would see Dazai leading a little girl.

Sure enough, no man can escape the law of becoming a big pig? (cross out)

I stared at the little girl named Izumi Kyouka in front of me, without any interest, and said instead, "Officer Ozaki should be interested in taking care of the child." Although the officer Ozaki is not a few years older, he is inexplicably full of maternal love. (?) Anyway, just don’t throw it to me. I even felt extremely painful when Akutagawatou Tiewa followed me for a while.

After Izumi Kyoka was taken away, Dazai asked me enthusiastically, "Speaking of which, what kind of direct subordinates Shirase wants?"

Although Dazai asked with a smile, I didn't feel at all that he really wanted me to find some direct subordinate.So I hesitated and asked Dazai, "Are you jealous?"

yes?I thought about the confession incident that Dazai learned about before, heh, he said congratulations in a weird way, I am still attractive, as expected of me, I am good at messing with flowers and messing with grass.That night behind my back, I was forced to apologize, even though Dazai was almost not beaten to death by me the next day.

Dog thing, I don’t know how many bugs have been installed for me, and of course there is no shortage of positioning.

"I didn't. How could I be the kind of leader who is jealous because you have a subordinate?" Dazai waved his hands to retort.

You can pull it down.Who is it that every time we are sweet and sweet between me and Zhong Ye, it is the one who inserts a leg.

"Oh. Yes, Chief." I replied mechanically with a blank face, "If it's all right, I'll go out to work, Chief."

Let the dog man stay with a stack of paperwork by himself.

"No." Dazai stared at me without blinking and rejected my proposal, "Stay here obediently." Dazai pointed to his thigh to signal me.

……

You are beautiful.

I stared dead fish-eyed at a certain leader Dazai who was using power for personal gain, "Boss, I won't sit there."

Are you kidding me, did you let me sit?

"You can't talk back to the leader, Shirase." Dazai showed a smug smile, "Be obedient."

"Otherwise, it's not something that can be solved by simply sitting on your lap." Dazai said with a smile on his face.

Listen, is this what the leader should say?Is this a way for the leader to threaten his subordinates?

Since you are in the first grade of junior high school, I will be in the fifteenth grade, so I asked bluntly, "Boss, did you exercise on the treadmill today?" I got a Dazai with a froze smile.

A long time ago, the morning jogging exercise was completely broken after Chuya went on a business trip. Recently, Dazai was taken to exercise by the collar of Chuya, but considering the face of the leader, if he was hit by the roadside because of running Dazai, who was out of breath, was too embarrassed, so he installed a treadmill.Every day I was urged by Zhong Ye to get on the scale (crossed out) and get on the treadmill.

Don't think that no one is urging you just because China is not here today.

"Run away." Dazai replied obediently, "I ran away in the morning." Dazai said sincerely.

I don't believe it, it's all because Dazai has too many previous convictions.Half-believing, I stared at the obedient Dazai for a while, but Dazai didn't look guilty at all, let's trust him for once.

"Besides, other leaders don't have as much physical strength as I do." Dazai began to sell melons to Wang Po, boasting about himself.

After a while, I will go down and plant a tree for Dazai in front of Ganghei Gate, so that he can feel a little bit of b.

"I'm already pretty good. Who would compare physical strength with you and Chuya two monsters? Isn't that enough to support you?" Dazai said in a low voice.

In fact, it's not just about physical strength. "If you don't exercise for a long time, you will gain weight and your appearance will decline." To be honest, I think Dazai's body is just right now. He was too thin before, and I don't know if it's me Comes with a deep filter for looking at piglets.

"!!!" Dazai opened his eyes slightly.

"So Shirase, you want to see my beauty?"

……

I have reason to suspect that Dazai's antenna is reversed, which made it impossible for me to communicate with him normally.

"I'm not talking nonsense without you." Besides, the only beauty I've ever been greedy for is Chuya.Dazai's color is not worth mentioning compared to Chuya's.Thinking about it this way, I inexplicably feel that I am scumbag, fresh and refined, clearly and plainly.

"Oh?" Dazai said as a matter of course, "That is to draw my soul."

I blurted out without hesitation, "I take back my words, I'm trying to please you." In some respects, I admire Dazai's cheekiness. It seems that the tree planting plan needs to speed up progress.

Dazai laughed softly, "I like Shirase's soul very much." He looked at me with slightly weird eyes.But it's normal, any weird behavior is very normal for Dazai, so I automatically ignore it.

I hesitated to reply, "Thank you?" I also like it, after all, I am such an interesting soul.

Having had enough laughing, Dazai restrained his expression, "Okay. Enough jokes. You have to perform your duties, and you must first obey the orders of the leader."

Why did I come back to the original point after a big circle?What is the situation, am I going in circles?

This time it was my turn to stiffen my paralyzed face, and I did it bravely.

"Don't move around." Dazai's breathing made my neck itchy, and I dodged unnaturally.

"If you move around again, you won't be able to work obediently."

"Don't interfere with my serious work, Shirase."

While saying that, Dazai rubbed my neck with his palm.

"You should stop for me and work hard, leader."

Yazi, who has no leader at all, feels that Hong Kong and black will sooner or later take pills.

The author has something to say:

Emmm, I found common doubts after knowing it. This doubt will be explained in the final chapter of this book.

In addition, if the explanation in the previous chapter is not clear enough, you can check the comments of Sister Shaoyan.

Well, I saw that I want to see Shirase transmigrate to the original work? (Is that what you mean?) To be honest, I don't think so.Shirose's character is still indifferent, unlike Dazai who can empathize with reading a book, transmigrating to the original?In the end, Dazai and Chuya are not his little masters and little sweet gods. Shirase will find that world boring and choose to leave it.

And the person who has been indulging means that Shirase indulged Dazai, and he has been indulging Dazai since Mori came to power.For example, the report that Dazai threw over and the name Shirase was asked to rescue when he committed suicide. Since then, he has indulged, but the connivance at that time was purely out of sight and silent, without any real feelings. It has temperature.But this kind of affection is not normal in a relationship (turn over sooner or later?).

In addition, all three are short-lived ghosts.Let’s not mention Nakaya, Dazai, who commits suicide all the time even if he doesn’t commit suicide. His early experience (?) and the greasy and crooked emotional night after that, emmm, you know, Shirase’s words, life in the slums in the early years. The body is really not very good, and when he is groping for skills, he is constantly fighting and overdrawing his mental strength, which is also detrimental to his physical health. Even if there is Zhongye, Zhongye only repairs his soul, which can be regarded as strong inside and outside. .But Shirase can change the world without his body.

So their time is actually quite short.

Today’s second update is also a three-in-one in a certain way (the three-in-one collection of thousands, two thousand, three thousand, and the same number of words) ah, as expected of me, my explanation seems a bit strange, I don’t care, I don't want you to feel, I want me to feel.