[Wen Ye] A painful ability

After the face-to-face success, the three of us sat in the bar drinking and chatting.

To be precise, they drank alcohol and I drank soda.

"Sakunosuke, please let me be the first reader after you finish writing." I called out my old father's name very familiarly.As a social animal, it’s amazing that Sakunosuke can find time to insist on writing something every day, unlike me who only plays games.After all, all the great writers in this world are away from their normal jobs, such as Dazai next to me, who is smacking his wine glass in every possible way and making harsh noises.

I pushed Dazai's head away, who was between me and Sakunosuke.Obviously, he was blocking Sakunosuke and I from communicating with each other's antennas.

Dazai grabbed my hand like a kitten grabbing a cat teaser.I stared at Dazai playing/playing with my fingers, "You don't have an antenna, we can't communicate."

After thinking for a while, Sakunosuke suddenly realized, "Antenna."

"..."

"Dazai." Sakunosuke called dryly.Get Dazai's small expression of "Why do you finally want to give me an antenna and let me join your group chat?".

Sakunosuke said sincerely, "If you're hungry, you can eat first." He paused, "After all, Shirase and I had a good chat, so don't worry."

It turned out that Dazai was hungry... I followed Sakunosuke's words, "If you are hungry, tell me earlier, it's not that there is no food here." That's right, this ghost place is the late-night snack bar I came to for the first time (crossed out).

"Boss, it's the old rule to order some food." The boss still responded readily, and I couldn't help but curiously asked him if he would still make desserts. The boss thought for a while and said that he would consider my suggestion.

Dazai muttered, "I'm not hungry." His cat's paw didn't let go of my hand.

"Then are you thirsty?" I looked at Dazai's unfinished glass of wine and asked.

Dazai looks like a little cabbage that has been beaten by rain in the field, muttering something in a low voice, and it is because there is no antenna, so I can't even hear his muttering clearly.

Sakunosuke stared at the rice served quickly, "I didn't expect this bar to have curry rice." After finishing speaking, Sakunosuke thought of something and added, "I know a restaurant that makes curry rice that is super spicy and delicious. I can take you to try it another day.”

I nodded and agreed, but after thinking about it, "Dazai doesn't need to go, he can't eat spicy food." Instead, I can take Chuya.Zhong Yechi's face was red and gorgeous.

After I finished speaking, I broke free and signaled Dazai to eat well, but the latter looked at me angrily and said angrily, "If I don't eat or eat, I'm full of gas."

What are you angry about...

"Bloating?" I asked tentatively.

Sakunosuke spoke, "I don't think Dazai's anger is like this..."

"That's it." I pondered, "Don't be angry, you still have to eat when you're hungry." I persuaded with sincerity, "By the way, Dazai, let's change seats? You eat honestly by the side, and Sakunosuke and I continue chat."

Sakunosuke thought what I said made sense and agreed.

Dazai just ignored my suggestion, well, it doesn’t matter if we continue to chat, but Dazai often stares at the two of us blankly, looking back and forth.

Before leaving, I asked Sakunosuke if I would like to take him home with me.Before Sakunosuke could speak, Dazai refused first, "Oda Saku has legs, he will walk home by himself."

Listen, is this what you say to your friends?I hold a moment of silence for Dazai's people skills.

Sakunosuke refused, "That's not necessary, my house is quite close."

Watching the old father's back (crossed out), I couldn't help but say to Dazai, "You have legs too, are you walking back too?"

Sakunosuke's temper is also really good, no wonder he can be friends with Dazai.

What answered me was Dazai's moaning words.

"You're a pig. Moaning and chirping all day long."

"You are a dog. You don't listen to your master all day long."

...Don't force me to slaughter them in the car.

The moment I opened the door, I saw a panicked Chuya.He fumbled and used gravity to press the thing against the ceiling.

"What is that?" I was aroused curiosity.From the bottom to the top, it is so tightly wrapped by the bag that it is impossible to see what is inside.

Dazai leaned over to press/press every step of the way, well, since Dazai made a move, I'll know the answer later, so I let go of my curiosity and went to take a shower.

After the bath, I saw two good babies sitting in a row. They didn't bicker, but Chuya's face was purple (?).

"So what is it?" I looked up to the ceiling, and the original bag disappeared without a trace.

Neither of them said a word, especially Dazai's expression on his face.

I sat next to Chuya and asked, "Tell me, Chuya~"

Chuya remained motionless and did not speak.

"Can you tell me if you kiss me~"

Before Chuya's answer, Dazai interrupted, "Kiss me and I'll tell you, Shirase."

Dazai, you sell your teammates really fast.

Zhong also fled and said that he was going to take a bath to calm down.

So what are you doing at home alone, you need to take a bath and calm down...

I became more and more curious, Dazai moved his big face closer, "Kiss me and I'll tell you."

I compromised, gave him a light kiss and was held down by Dazai, and the lung capacity competition between the two began.

For the first time, I feel tired from kissing.I waited impatiently for Dazai to reveal the answer, but he said to me, "I just won't tell you. Are you surprised or surprised?"

My face froze involuntarily.

"Dazai, I think you didn't fight for three days, and went to Fangjiewa?" I beat Dazai ferociously.

It looks like I have to take another shower after beating Dazai.

Zhong, who was out of the bath, gloated, "You deserve it, mackerel."

"Shirase's mackerel hunting skills are really getting better and better." Nakaya complimented me, and I blinked my dead fish eyes and asked, "So what are you hiding?"

Nakaya had an unexpected look on his face, he obviously thought my curiosity had expired.

Dazai, who was moaning on the ground, jumped up from the ground, and laughed at Nakaya, "Slug~ naive slug~"

"Shut up, mackerel, you have a share." Chuya roared angrily.

I'm pretty good at getting to the point, "What's in it?"

"It's nothing." The unanimous answer reminded me inexplicably that it was the same the next day after my fragmentation.

I stared at the two silent big and second treasures.

"Well... Shirase, kiss me again and I'll tell you."

I won't be fooled again, you don't have any credibility for what you say.

Ignoring Dazai directly, I focused on Chuya.

Chuya blushed and said, "Shirose, don't look at me. Don't you just want me to kiss you? Just give it to you."? ? ?

How fat are you, little brother.

Well.

The author has something to say:

I have nothing to say recently, and the inspiration seems to be back.Why.

Let me see which day I will make up for the addition of more than a thousand collections [Zoom brain]

Talking is really dangerous.

Pay attention to your mouth in the future.

Cute and loveless little episode

Speaking of it, you may not believe it.I actually stretched out my magic hand to my new netizen, making the latter addicted to my sugar-coated shells and unable to extricate themselves.

Oh, I forgot to introduce, my third netizen is a cat, nicknamed: Karubin.

It is a solid Himalayan that is fluffy and not puffy.

Under my snack offering, Karubin sensibly let me stroke its fur. (Here, I am especially grateful to the old father teaching the system space before, and I did not appreciate it so sincerely.)

[Well.Seeing that your eye color is close to the hair color of my cub, I only stroked it for you, not because your dried fish is so delicious. ]

Thank you for making up a facial expression management class before, otherwise I was really afraid that I would scare Furry because of the long-term slaughter.I smile as much as possible to look friendly instead of staring at it stupidly.

[Cubs you raised? ] How weird this sounds.It seems that human beings really think that cats are masters in their hearts.

[yes.The cub always wants me to play with it. ] Karubin said lazily, [But what can I do with my own cub, I can only condescend to coax it, this is the first step for us cats to conquer the earth. ]

etc?I seem to have heard something terrible.

Karubin refused my touch, stared at me and took a few steps back, [You didn't hear anything, did you? ]

[I'm not deaf, of course I heard it. ] I take it for granted, [Didn't you just say you want more dried fish?I give you everything here. ]

I pushed the snack bag, Karubin leaned down and even sucked my stomach/skin.

[You are the funniest two-legged beast I have ever seen. If I hadn’t had too much trouble raising a cub, I would definitely raise one more of you. ]

I hesitated to answer, [Thank you? ]

[Be confident and remove the question mark. ] Karubin even purred in pleasure as he spoke.

I always feel that the expression on my face must be full of strange gibberish.

[For the sake of you being my reserve cub, I will give you a gift.You will receive it tomorrow.Also remember to ask for a leave of absence, lest you be too happy. ] Karubin said to me before leaving, and then ran away biting the snack bag without looking back.

A gift from a cat, if you think about it normally, it is flowers and leaves.There are too many options for abnormal directions.But after experiencing the famous scene of crabs crawling around the room after opening the door, I always feel that I can deal with tomorrow's gift with strength and ease.

I wait with great anticipation for tomorrow's gift that is said to make me happy enough to take time off work.

……

I never expected that Karubin, a cheater (wrong) cheater, turned me into a cat.Displayed on the system panel: catification (forced state (cannot be removed) for 12 hours).

You wait for me, Karubin, you see, I will not touch you until you are bald next time.

I am now at the lake in the park.Looking at the beautiful cat on the water, I have to feel that it is indeed me, such a cute white cat.

I just quietly made various cat gestures (?) by the lake and admired myself.

Until the bean-heavy rain began to hit my head.

It's raining, I raised my head to look at the rain that is getting bigger and bigger, the raindrops are really different from the cat's perspective.

[That white cat... what are you looking at if you're not hiding from the rain? ] A three-colored cat that jumped out of nowhere asked me and beckoned me to follow its pace and go to hide from the rain first.

[Well, I'm watching the rain. ] It seems that after I turned into a cat, my brain, which was not much, became even smaller.

[......]

The three-flowered cat was a little wet from the rain, I observed it, [Oh, it’s not puffiness. ]

The latter sounds outrageous, [What’s wrong with being fat, cats are only cuter if they are fatter. ] Its whiskers trembled as it spoke, provoking me to tease it.

So I stretched out my cat's paw and gently touched the whiskers of the Sanhua cat.

The three-flowered cat quickly jumped away and looked at me vigilantly, "Little devil. This is too rude to senior."

I fell silent, apologizing sincerely, [How about licking your fur? ] I'm really curious about how it feels to lick fur between cats.

Sanhuamao refused, and changed the question, [Do you remember your own?Go home when the rain stops.This area has not been very safe lately. ]

While playing with my jiojio, I stepped on one foot and answered it a little slowly, [Well, I remember.But don't want to go back. ] What should I do if I bump into Dazai when I go home when this feline state has not been resolved? I am most afraid that it will arouse his strange thoughts, such as cat ears or something.

[… have you eaten? ] The three-flowered cat asked me with a face like a house cat like me who couldn't help it.

[No. ] I stopped this stupid behavior of stepping on my feet. Really, after being turned into a cat, my IQ seemed to be reduced rapidly as if I had received Dazai's human dementia ability.

In order to seek the behavior that cats will step on their feet, I didn't lower my intelligence to respond, I also asked Sanhua cat specifically, [You will also do this? ] As I said, I was demonstrating how to step on my feet, and then I couldn't stop like eating Xuan Mai.

[…No…] Sanhua Mao looked away, [I won’t do this. ]? !

Ask Karubin another day, I don't believe that this kind of feline characteristic is only possessed by me, a cat.

When the rain gradually became lighter, Sanhuamao spoke.

[Boy, take you to eat, keep up. ] The dexterous Sanhua cat really made me feel that cat fat and cat agility are irrelevant.

[You are very kind. ] I took advantage of the opportunity to praise the three-flowered cat's whiskers, especially cute and cute.The latter didn't look back and didn't say a word.

In order not to be cold, I continue to praise it, [Your beard must be the first step for our cats to conquer the earth. ]

I don't know why, after I boasted this rainbow fart, Sanhuamao seemed to run faster.

Sure enough, praise can make a person (strike out) a cat so happy that he can't find his way. You see, how happy this three-colored cat is running.

Obviously Sanhuamao has enough experience in eating and drinking, and it took me to familiar places with ease.That's it, that late-night canteen (foggy) bar.

There was no one in the bar during the day, only the boss was slowly wiping the glasses.

"what."

"It's you, old man, why did you bring a new partner today?" The boss noticed the two of us with a smile on his face.

The Sanhuamao meowed softly, and the boss understood that he was going to prepare food.

I couldn't help staring at this big cat with mixed emotions, and blurted out, [Brother, what percent of the earth have you conquered? ]

[...Don't call me big brother...I don't want a little brother like you. ]

There is no denying the conquest of the earth. Sure enough, the cat's ambition is really big, big, big, and I am thinking about it.

[But to conquer the earth, don’t you need a cutie like me who is both beautiful and beautiful? ] I stared at Kazilan's big green eyes like emeralds, wondering.

Really, I was heartbroken watching myself by the water.

[...]

[Brother, talk, why are you silent...]

I always feel that I can see the suffocation of Zhixi on the fat face of Sanhuamao.

Is this from the jealousy of my beauty among my peers?I thought hard and couldn't figure it out, and couldn't think of any other explanation.

Breaking the awkward atmosphere is the delicious-smelling cat rice and dried fish.

I pushed Xiaoyugan, [Brother, I will give you protection money. ]

Sanhuamao sounded a little surprised, [I'm not hungry enough to grab your food. ]

Look, as long as I call big brother a few times, isn't it the default?

[I think cat rice can fill you up, and the delicious dried fish is of course reserved for the kind-hearted elder brother. ]

I don't know if it tastes good, but it's still fishy.

Big Brother (crossed out) Sanhua Mao took it after interacting with me a few times.

It treats me with a lot of love and affection, from looking at a fool passer-by cat to being my own silly little brother.

Wait, why do I always use stupid to describe myself.

I dazedly played with my tail.Not to mention, this tail feels like another creature, I can't even catch it in circles.

The three-flowered cat gently slapped my cat on the head. Before it could speak, I started to push forward (cross out), [Brother, how can you slap me like this? I'm not very clever. ]? ? ?

After I really became a cat, my IQ has become negative.

So desperate, but still laughing and living.

[…Aren’t I useless…]

Do you still want to slap my little head hard?

I launched a cat-mao coquettish offensive. According to my observation, when I did this just now, the boss stared at me as if his heart was about to stop.

Sanhuamao turned its fat head away.

Tsk tsk tsk, Shirase is pointing, look at this cat, won't you praise me after seeing my beauty and cuteness?

"Brother, where are you going?" I was grasping the boss's stick/stick with fake butterflies on it, and I keenly saw the three-flowered cat trying to escape.

"Take me..."

"Brother, why don't you always talk..."

"You talk, you have the ability to blow up a circle, but you don't have the ability to chat with me..."

The three-flowered cat was so noisy that I had no choice but to take me with it.

The humid air after the rain, with a slight grass smell, smells a bit like Dazai, um, I mean the color? (cross out).

"It's good to stay with the boss for a while if you don't want to go home." Sanhuamao walked slowly in front of me, and his tone sounded like a very kind old man.

I retorted without raising my head, "That human is not as good-looking as a big brother." It's not interesting to follow people.

After a while of silence, Sanhuamao began to change the subject, "By the way, why do you keep playing with your claws?"

I widened my eyes (crossed out), "It's fun. Besides, if you don't play with me, why not play with your brother?" I think what I said is very convincing.

And what a joy to play Claws, except that I occasionally trip over myself, which is probably the fault of Quantum Mechanics.That's right, asking questions is quantum mechanics.

The wind was blowing just right, and I lazily lay down on the grass and rolled a few times. The Sanhuamao looked away with a little disgust.

Ah, really sleepy.

Sleepiness is like my urge to slaughter, and I can't stop it when it comes. (Why do I always bring up Dazai automatically? Is it possible that my cat’s mind is full of Dazai?)

In my sleep, I felt hands touching my cat fur.No, two hands?

who!Who is such a devil, to kill the cat while it is asleep, to destroy it with cruel hands/flowers.I slowly opened my eyes at a lightning speed, and there was a middle-aged man with facial paralysis and a man who smelled like Sanhua Mao.

Wow.I've seen the latter.

There is one thing to say, some cats dislike me on the surface when they are cats, but they can't put it down when they are people.

Gee tut.

In other words, other people are a bit familiar.

I chose to jump on the shoulder of the man with facial paralysis, staring at his face in a daze.The latter was surprised by my fierce operation, and there was still a smile in his eyes.

I put my furry head close to him, oh la la. ! ! !

I remember, his name is Fukuzawa Yukichi.The man who grows on the ten thousand yuan banknote.

Rounding up is the equivalent of a living two-legged gold coin becoming fine!

I stared at the gold coins shining brightly, imitating the soft cry of the three-colored cat, why don't you come and hug me, I am such a cute little cat, don't you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?

Mr. Fukuzawa finally belatedly picked me up, so I happily rubbed his hair.

Wait, it's not my hair that I lose, is it?It was hard to accept, and when I got back to normal at night, I was definitely asked why I was bald in a day.

I don't want to be a beautiful bald boy.

Unhappy, I rubbed his hand aggrievedly.

Bald and surrounded by small money... why do I always face this kind of life and death decision.

Heart hurts.

"...This silly cat..." Listen to what this duplicity cat is saying, and you can still criticize me if you don't praise me.

I did not hesitate to paste the cat hair on the head of the Sanhuamao humanoid.

From morning to evening, Cinderella's glass slipper is about to fail.

I resolutely flirted and ran away without looking back.

Well, seeing that they were raised by me happily, I bit off the blooming roses on the street as a gift.

Although it is written near the rose that picking is prohibited, but who made me a lawless kitten, who has the heart to fine a cat.

Well.Tongue a little sore.

Wait for a moment to return to normal. ! ! !My hair didn't fall out, which is great.

But my tongue hurt/hurt.

I can hear it when I speak.My smile froze involuntarily.

Help, wait online, urgent.How can I explain it, fell.

What to say for another man picking roses with it.

will die?

Forget it, be a Buddha, for example, the boat will naturally go straight when it reaches the bridge (cross out), for example, the boat will naturally turn over when it reaches the bridge.

I think the view of that cemetery/ground is pretty good, it's better to just lie there tonight.

"Shirase, why are you talking like this?" Fortunately, Chuya asked this question, and I was really worried that he would say that he smelled someone else on me as soon as he opened his mouth.

I said sincerely, "I got angry, I couldn't help biting my tongue/head."

Dazai sat up straight, looking more and more like an aging robot, he showed an ambiguous smile, "Oh?"

Oh your size.With a blank face, I found an excuse to take a shower and slipped away.

The author has something to say:

It's finally released, thank you sisters for your continued support and encouragement.Tonight's is two more in one, because I can't remember where I wrote 2333 for the time being, so here comes a weird episode.

In addition, the red wine replaces the chapter, and I currently plan to write: Valentine's Day Extra or Birthday Extra, which one do you want to watch?

Follow-up Easter eggs (?):

"Shirose, why are you so guilty..."

Dazai still had an awkward smile on his face, "Well, you'll know when he comes out and ask carefully, little slug."

"...The use of torture/interrogation methods in this area is really only you can do it."

"Zhongye, you are really good-looking when you get cheap, tsk tsk tsk, you are obviously very curious, I will be the bad guy, and you will be the good guy."