[Wen Ye] A painful ability

"Are you a crab spirit?" I looked at the sleepy Dazai with his claws clinging to my body.The latter buried his head on my shoulder and was about to fall asleep, "Don't make noise. I'm sleepy."

"..." I'm speechless, you just come to me when you're sleepy?So, am I your crab shell?Also, how did he know that I was in Zhongye's office?Tsk.

Seeing that I couldn't help being sleepy, I also slowly fell asleep.I closed my eyes and thought about it for a second, the office is still not as comfortable as my home, although Dazai's sleeping effect on me has not changed at all.

I heard a click.

Just when I was thinking about opening my eyes reluctantly, I heard the voice of the officer Ozaki, she said, "These three sleeping kittens are really cute, especially the white cat and black cat, both of them are nothing Good cats, one is irritating when talking, and the other is doing it to death, I have to say that my little orange cat is obedient and obedient."

Officer Ozaki's tone was as gentle as a loving mother.So she has reached the age of overflowing maternal love?I can't help but fall into deep thought.If only the leader treated me like this, I will definitely be able to push myself to the next level (cross out).

Unexpectedly, I heard the leader follow up with Officer Ozaki, "Yeah. The three of them are sleeping like little angels who are much worse than Alice."

"Although I'm tired, it's good to vent my energy in this area. Don't you think Dazai's face looks much better?" I was in a complicated mood when I heard the leader's words, and I didn't know what the crab spirit beside me would do. feel.

"..." What responded to the leader was wordless silence.

The leader suddenly remembered something and suddenly cared about me. "Will Shirose graduate from the language class?" Sure enough, she was most afraid of the sudden love from the leader, as if your mother would suddenly check your homework.

"..." Officer Ozaki was silent again, "Leader, let's hire someone else."

I was thinking, I've learned quite well, don't you think I've made great progress in my language arts ability?

When I woke up lazily yawning, the two next to me were still sleeping soundly.I stared at their sleeping faces in every possible way, and began to compare which of them had more eyelashes.

"Shirase... staring at me like this, I'll be shy." Dazai, who was dazedly wiping his eyes, showed a shy expression in line with the words.

Thanks, a little thunder.Thunder more shocking than thunderstorms.

I looked away blankly and stared at Chuya.The latter also woke up with a dazed rubbing of his eyes.Hey, am I a humanoid book staring machine, staring at someone who is pregnant (cross out)?

"Shirase." Nakaya called my name softly.I leaned over and kissed Dazai through the obstacle.

Dazai angrily separated our two conjoined twins (?) by hand, "You guys are going too far. Don't play with me in front of me."

"It's obviously a game for three people, but I'm just a passerby?" Dazai complained aggrievedly, and I and Zhongya nodded without hesitation.However, after thinking about it, I felt that Dazai still had some problems with his positioning, "You are not a passerby."

I paused for a while, "You are a passer-by at best." A, B, C, D, Dazai ranked last.

Dazai rushed towards me viciously and unexpectedly, and bit me really hard.

"Are you a dog?" I licked the wound on my lips, and there was a smell of blood.

I hesitated, "Should I get a rabies vaccine?" Could it be that after the onset of the disease, I started biting Zhongye.

"..."

Obviously Dazai did something wrong, yet he still has the face to turn his back on me, as if he wanted me to coax him.Tsk, I patted his little head. "Honey..." Dazai turned his head in surprise, unconsciously expecting my next words.

I smiled and approached Dazai and whispered, "Do you think I'll coax you?"

It was no surprise to get Dazai's froze face.

I laughed out loud, and kissed him lightly on the forehead.

"I'm off to work." I got up and waved my hand without taking away a cloud, and started my daily routine.

A sudden thick fog enveloped the whole city.

I accidentally found that the word Ability Lost was displayed on the panel.What's going on, my supernatural power has run away?

Here comes the question, my ability, what does dysmenorrhea look like?How do I find it?

The problem of baldness is solved with the painful wails of a bunch of people.

I heard the sound and left. It was me who beat people online in my previous life before my cremation.

Fortunately, it was not a puddle of ashes after cremation, otherwise I would have an inexplicable cleanliness.

I hid in a hidden place and watched quietly, she was even more cruel to men, ah, it is indeed dysmenorrhea, well done, let them experience the taste of dysmenorrhea.

"... Ah... Whose supernatural entity is this? How can it attack indiscriminately? Shouldn't she beat her own master violently?"

"For us, what is it..."

Um?Discovered by her?

I quickly led her to a deserted place.

The feeling of dysmenorrhea is still uncomfortable, but I know me too well. The moment I cut off her neck, the crystallization fell to the ground.

The moment I regained my powers, I felt someone watching me.

Tsk, it's a white-haired monster whose hair color matches mine.

He also likes to be in white.But it looks more empty than Dazai. (Why do I use Dazai as the standard when I see people judging each other's innocence? Contemplating...)

The white-haired monster held a pile of sparkling gems in his hands, and he played with them carelessly, which made me feel like he was showing off his wealth.

"..." I looked away, and when I was about to leave, the white-haired monster spoke.

"Do you like gems? I saw you staring at them for a while."

I looked around and suddenly realized, "Are you talking to me?" The white-haired monster stared at me without blinking, which made me notice that his eyes were scarlet.

I hesitated to ask out the curiosity in my heart, "Vampire?"

"Because the fog is shrouded, so there is no sunshine, so come out for a walk?"

"Do you also suck the blood of corpses?"

"How do they taste? Like a rotten apple? Or a dead goldfish belly up in a fish tank?"

"Do you want to eat hairy blood?"

Apparently, my repeated questions silenced the white-haired monster, and he chose to turn around and leave.

What are you doing, you were the one who spoke to me, and you were the one who left first?I should have poked his heart, right?

"That's rude." I sighed casually.

Inexplicably, there is a sense of déjà vu that I love to answer just now, but now you can't reach me.

I hurriedly threw the plot of Lei Siren's idol drama out of my mind.

On the way back, I met Dazai and his legendary friends.

I watched the redhead curiously.Why does he look so much like my old netizen father?

The image my old father taught me in the system is a miniature villain with red hair and a similar style of dressing.

Is it such a coincidence?

But why do I have a sense of déjà vu that my wife finds me behind my back and face strangers from netizens?

The author has something to say:

Emmm, I have nothing to say today, lying down decadently.

It is currently confirmed that there will be a double update on 5.4, and the second update will celebrate the birthday of the disqualified sister.After all, she was the first person to ask me for a birthday gift.

And I have a question, it’s okay for you to praise me as the little prince who passed the trial to the old king, why do you still say that I am the artifact of the trial?Am I unworthy?

Another sister asked me how old I was, why, worried that I would be arrested for driving without a license?Well you guessed it, I don't have a driver's license.