[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I was arrested/arrested.

The reason is that as a koala, my sleep time is too short to meet the current trend, and then I was tortured away by the crab spirit Dazai.

There is also an orange cat Zhongya who is not big at all in his companions. The reason for his arrest is that he eats too little and does not match the race of orange cats.

Fortunately, it was just a messy dream.

Just as I was rubbing my eyes, I realized to my surprise that I was indeed locked.Wow, this is thinking by day and dreaming at night.

The white-haired vampire that appeared in which chapter I don't know squatted in front of me.

Seeing this, I blurted out without hesitation, "Are you sick?" Even if you are not sick, you will not watch people sleep, such as Dazai, a severe patient.

"Compared to your mouth, your supernatural power is more exciting to me." The vampire played with the gemstone in his hand one after another.

I couldn't help but suddenly realized, "You're greedy for my ability, you're low/low."

The vampire came closer to me, staring into my eyes like fascinated.

I gave him a disgusted look. "Did you see it? She didn't wear cosmetic contact lenses, just natural green eyes."

"..." The other party was stunned, and then showed a strange smile, "I originally planned to collect gems, but I changed my mind now, and I also plan to collect your pair of emeralds."

There is one thing to say, it is the first time I have heard someone describe my eyes with such a beautiful word, you must know that in the early years I heard it was like a beast that was eating.Tut tut.The leader is still talking about my language class, and the language skills in Yokohama are not very good.I think this pot should be caused by literary giants who are not doing their jobs properly (crossed out), anyway, it is not me who is half-bucketed and illiterate.

"Have you not come out for a long time?" I asked an irrelevant question.

The vampire looked very dazed, "What..."

In the next second, I unlocked/opened it for him to see.

"I said, don't you even know?" I paused, and smiled maliciously, "Now you come out to play, but you must have the ability to open/lock."

Just kidding, did I learn from Dazai Shiro?Is this looking down on my learning ability or looking down on Dazai's god unlock/lock.

"And your intelligence ability is too poor."

"You don't even ask me what I was fighting for before I became famous."

"Besides, in every street in Yokohama, you don't even ask who is the father."

Out of the corner of my eye, I ignored the arrival of Chuya and Dazai, so I swallowed my praise.

"Of course it's called Zhong Ye Da."

I gave up the favorite title of Xi's father to Zhongye.

Zhong Ye became darker by a few degrees visible to the naked eye, "..."

Dazai, who added fuel to the flames, let out a goose cry with an untimely laugh.

Really, why does my piglet make a goose cry.Is it possible that Zhong is also a goose? According to Erha's breeding books, Erha is very easy to imitate other species, so by analogy...

I temporarily sealed my unreliable thoughts, and after I finished typing, I slowly thought about it. After all, raising cubs is a major event in life, huh.

"What are you memorizing..." The vampire (crossed out) Shibusawa Tatsuhiko ran away for an unknown distance, Nakaya Ton looked back and asked me who was crazy about memorizing.

"Vampire white-haired monster Shibusawa Ryuhiko's information:

1. Good at running away after repeatedly bouncing on the edge of death.

2. Isolated from the times, can't even open/lock, suspected to come out of a certain ravine. (Today it is impossible for gangsters not to be able to unlock the lock).

3. After being touched by him, I fell into a deep sleep very easily, (this is probably my honor? It seems that I am the only one who does this at the moment, and yes, of course it doesn’t work, Dazai is not a human or a dog, so it doesn’t work either , only I have the effect...), I figured it out, probably because vampires don't need to sleep, so they pass on the drowsiness to me, right? (Note: It is not a dream for vampires to open an insomnia treatment department and get rich from then on). "

Dazai finished reading my notes with a complicated expression.

"Why do you still read it when you peek at it?" I was speechless, "This is the living material I provided for Sakunosuke."

"What if someone plagiarizes..."

Dazai was silent, and this Gobi actually said that Shibusawa Ryuhiko was right, my eyes are much better than my mouth.

Tsk tsk tsk, why don't you have the ability to bite my eyes, bastard.

After writing vigorously, I closed the notebook contentedly.

"Who is Sakunosuke?"

After realizing it, I also began to lose the focus again.

What's the matter, little brother, oh, I haven't taken him to eat that spicy curry rice with Sakunosuke yet.

"Dazai's boyfriend."

I thought about it, and the wording seemed a little purple.

"...Shirase, just say it straight when you're jealous. Don't beat around the bush to express your jealousy..."

Listen to what Dazai said.

I touched Dazai's forehead worriedly, "Sure enough, it must have been hit by Shibusawa dog with a gemstone, you see the bandage is leaking."

A mustache is oozing blood.

"Look at how stupid he smashed your little head, and started talking nonsense?"

Why are you jealous? How could I be jealous? Don't listen to his nonsense.

"That's right." I couldn't help holding Dazai's hand, Dazai was obviously stunned, and he looked at me with nothing expression in his eyes.

I raised a sincere smile, and said with the professional qualities I have cultivated over the years, "Call me another day, I will blackmail him more, and we can split the money. I give you three."

After thinking about it, it seemed too much, so I tactfully gave my second suggestion, "Otherwise, you and I will do as well."

As soon as I finished speaking, Dazai fell down straight from his suspected excitement.

"...Chuya... Am I overjoyed for him?" I blankly caught a certain bandage monster that fell directly into my arms.

Hey, why is his back wet, oh, it's bleeding.

Shibusawa, the dog, is more ruthless than my stepfather. I didn't even bleed when I killed him.

I was troubled by the current situation, and felt that I might touch his wound.Let’s memorize it, it’s true that if there is one, there will be two, and if there is a chicken, there will be an egg.

"Let me do it." When Chuya was about to take it, I refused.

I looked at Chuya in disbelief, "Chuya, you actually said in front of me that you were going to carry another man?"

"Shirose, if you have nothing to do, turn on the TV and watch something."

"When I play games, I listen to the left ear, and the right ear goes out."

"You're still questioning my good gaming habits for him?" Oh my god.This is really... so funny, Chuya. (fog)

Taking advantage of Zhong also having nothing to say, I carried Dazai on my back, "Anyway, I have carried him before, so I have experience."

"Shirose is really double-standard sometimes...wait a minute?" Nakaya turned his head to look at me, "Isn't this your first time carrying mackerel?"

"..." What did I say?Didn't I just fugue?

"Listen to me." I took a deep breath.

Chuya looked at me blankly, "You talk, I'm listening."

Little brother, why don't you follow the routine, shouldn't you cover your ears and say that you don't listen to what you don't listen to?

"Actually, that's what happened."

"Yes."

"Forget it, you can beat up Dazai."

In this way, the previous emotional connection between me and Chuya was all based on beating, I couldn't help laughing out of complicated emotions. (cross out)