[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I was at the crematorium at the same time as me.

To be precise, my soul watched my original female shell burn to ashes.

It's a subtle and strange experience, but the taste is not very good. I don't like this strong smell of death.

The moment I took a nap, I had the above dream.Why do I wake up with a faint burning smell.

I couldn't help frowning, and by the way, moved the sleeping one lying on my lap away.As soon as I moved slightly, Dazai woke up.

"Don't you never take a nap?" I didn't even know when Dazai came in.

"Come find Shirase if you're bored, who knows that Shirase sleeps like hell." Dazai said naturally, "I was counting Shirase's eyelashes, and then I counted them, and it hypnotized me .”

Believe in your evil.

While speechless, Dazai felt that counting his eyelashes was better than falling asleep while staring straight at me. My tolerance really grew stronger.

Seeing the little Zuozai sitting next to him who was not talking about himself, I pushed him on the back of the sofa. Dazai looked at me in surprise at first, and then he gradually became excited in an obedient tone. Said, "Does Shirase want to do something to me here? I can do it~"

The meeting of lips blocked Dazai's unspoken words.

After a brief taste, I had to sigh with emotion at Dazai's lung capacity, "So you jumped into the river to practice holding your breath in it, right? There is no need for me to save you."

Dazai faltered, "Well..." He began to answer me in a clever way, "I was afraid that you might suffer from heat stroke, so I asked you to come down to cool down."

You are such a clever little ghost.

The key is that Dazai still has an expression on his face that he is so caring, is he proud? My hands are about to move, and I am about to get ready.

"However, it's rare for Shirase to be so enthusiastic about me, did he dream of something?" Dazai tilted his head and looked at me.

I can't help but recall the first dream, I cracked open (It's the face it's the expression.)

"You are pregnant, and the child is not mine and Zhongye's."

God knows why I have this dream.

"Isn't this the plot of last night's hit drama? I didn't expect Shirase to pay attention to the plot while playing the game seriously and ignoring me."

...I'm not me without you don't talk nonsense.

"I was really engrossed in playing games, and I really didn't hear what you said earlier." This is not a sophistry, I was really addicted to playing games.

Dazai turned his back to me angrily and said, "I don't care, I'm going to be angry."

"Your anger from last night is only coming now?" I was shocked, "If you follow this logic, you can continue to fight now if I didn't fight enough before."

Dazai turned around and looked at me, "Shirase, I have to say that your logic of drawing inferences from one instance is really strange."

"Thank you?" It sounded like I was boasting that I had learned to draw inferences from one instance and reverse thinking, ah, it is indeed me.

By the way, I almost forgot, "Dazai, what did you buy?" I glanced at my credit card statement, curious about this slightly abrupt transaction.After all, this guy doesn't usually spend much money. He spends me and Zhongye when he goes out, and Zhongye will be charged for drinking.

"Bug?" I made a reasonable guess curiously.

Dazai shook his head lightly, "No." There was an ambiguous smile on his face, "It's something that makes you happy."

"Sweets?" I remember it was still in stock.

Dazai asked me to keep guessing.

It baffles me, could it be...

Chuya pushed the door open, "What's the smell?"

Zhong also frowned and pushed open the window.

"A burnt smell."

Such a sensitive nose, is the god really sensitive?

Dazai is really useless, kissing him for so long has only dissipated a little bit of smell, even Zhong couldn't hide it.

"I want to eat barbecue." Smartly, I quickly started a new topic to divert Chuuya's attention.

Zhong also met me for a barbecue dinner with my heart.

Thinking of the business, Nakaya left out the unnamed Dazai in the threesome, "Bastard Dazai, don't keep running to Shirase if you have nothing to do." Nakaya grabbed Dazai by the collar and tried to throw the latter out the door.

"Then I'll take Dazai away first."

Chuya took Dazai and went out.

I watched the two people who were really in love leave, hey, I can finally touch fish (crossed out).

I stood in front of the window, thinking that I should have kissed Dazai a few more times to eliminate the smell, but now the smell is still faint, tsk.Fortunately, Zhong didn't come to hug me just now, otherwise it would be bad.

When I got home, I finally knew what the happy thing Dazai was talking about was.

"Are you planning to buy and blow up balloons?" I looked at the box of wholesale products expressionlessly.

"..." Dazai blinked, "No."

"I bought them all back, it would be a pity not to sell them." Dazai looked at them regretfully.

"And with the three of us, there must be a lot of demand in this regard."

I couldn't bear to hear Dazai's expression, so I carried him out to the balcony to let the wind blow, "Come in again when you calm down."

Unexpectedly, Dazai actually asked me, "Where to go? Above? Below?"

I took a deep breath and tried to regain my composure, but I couldn't help it with my still grim face.

Chuya heard the voice, "Shirase, let me do it, let me throw him down."

Huh, I thought that Zhong Ye came to persuade me not to be so violent/violent, but I didn't expect to let him come. He has great strength and throws farther.

I am very good at listening to other people's opinions, especially Chuya's suggestions, so I let Chuya come.

By the time Dazai climbed back from the balcony, it had been a few games, and I was tired of playing the game and was lying on Chuya's lap.

"Will it be numb, Chuya?" I put down the game console and stared at Chuya.I was a little worried that my arms and legs were numb from my pillow.

"Shall I give you a massage?" I sincerely looked up at Zhongye, from this angle, Zhongye still didn't have a double chin.

Before Nakaya could give me an answer in the future, the two of us were forcibly separated by the rampage Dazai, who sat down on Nakaya.I was pushed away with question marks all over my head.

"Shirose, you can sit on my lap." Dazai said to me enthusiastically, and I saw that Nakaya behind him had nothing to love but also gradually ignited the desire to kill him.

I don't want to play any Jenga music, not to mention that the bottom one will be very uncomfortable.

But it was time to teach Dazai an unforgettable lesson (cross out) the night.

Chuya and I looked at each other, and Chuya very tacitly turned Dazai to the bottom.

I pinched the happy things that Dazai bought with my fingers, "Here. You said it, if you don't do it, it's a waste of them."

What a rare expression, Dazai froze his smile with a face of "Who am I where is the script wrong?"

I burst out laughing out loud, Dazai also had today, it really made me a lot happier.

"Don't worry, although I don't have experience and skills, I will learn it naturally after practicing more times, don't you still praise me for my strong learning ability?" I squeezed Dazai's helpless chin with a smile, "So you can look forward to it. "

But I thought that I might not be able to learn in this aspect, so I added, "Even if I can't learn it." I paused, "The unlucky one is not me." It seems to be the reason, the unlucky one is Dazai.

How miserable.

When I lovingly touched Dazai's dog's head, I also kissed Dazai professionally.

A wonderful night is about to begin...

The author has something to say:

The official demise of Ke Shell in the original world marked a complete severance from that world, and he was not reborn in this world until now.

The soul is a little bit more stable.

You should understand the happy things bought by Dazai in the movie, right?That's t/t...

In addition, I was really flattered to see that this book was promoted in the book with tweets~ I am a little happy. From the opening of the pit at the end of March (?) to now watching the collection continue to increase to the current 1700, I am really happy to be satisfied ~

Thank you very much for your support~ It makes me feel embarrassed when I read your comments (cover my mouth)