[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Last night's good time had of course led to only Chuya going to work today.Dazai, he went to bed too late last night and has been in a drowsy sleep ever since.As for me, I stayed to take care of Dazai. Although I didn't think there was a big problem, I was always worried that Dazai would be cold (?) in the next second.Even though he knew that his vitality was terribly tenacious, suicide was fine.

"Didn't you ask for leave because you wanted to fish?" Nakaya looked at me and Dazai on the bed and whispered bluntly.

"Chuya...you're fine, don't keep talking nonsense." I was speechless, and Zhong didn't know when he started to speak frankly.

Zhong also stared at the sleeping Guaizai, and concluded, "It really is Dazai Xu." He thought for a while, "Look at you, after playing several games in a row, you are still full of energy to go to work the next day."

yes.After all I'm a goblin with weekends (crossed out).

"Let's go, let's go to work." I said goodbye to Chuya who went to work mercilessly.

I looked at the heavy one lying on my chest, and when I was about to carefully move him away, the latter pressed me sleepily, "Where are you going, Shirase?"

"To solve the things that must be solved in Zhong's life." I gently pushed Dazai away, and Dazai looked at me quietly, "Are you going to go to work with Chuuya? Then leave me alone at home, Only with the company of the doll bear, poor Azhi, who is about to be abandoned, ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

May I ask how much drama this big brother added to himself.

Do you have to draw intestines when drawing dolls?

"Go and release the water, will you go?"

Dazai let go of his hand resolutely, buried the back of his head in the pillow, and said without blinking his eyelids, "You go. Come back soon after you're done. I'm so sleepy."

When I returned to the /room, Dazai was staring straight at the ceiling, not knowing what he was thinking. I sat over and touched his forehead, feeling that the temperature was quite normal.

"I'm not sick." Dazai withdrew his gaze from staring at the ceiling, and turned to look at me indifferently.

"I always feel that you are too brittle, more brittle than crunchy ice, and you will be taken by the dog if you don't pay attention." I recalled the hazy beauty in the bathtub last night.

Dazai looked sleepy, "Not everyone's body is the same as Shirase's, with strong recovery ability." No, no, you misunderstood this, it is the effect of gods.It's a pity that the disqualification in the world offset the effect of Zhongye.

I felt slightly regretful, "It seems that I won't be able to play games often in the future." But it's okay, I was really tired last night.

Dazai snorted, and pulled me onto the bed, "I'm so sleepy, I want Shirase to coax me to sleep."

Sleepy?Everyone played games until two or three o'clock, only Dazai said he was sleepy.It seems that it is really his own problem. Let's look through the recipes another day to see what can nourish his body.

"What do you want to hear? A bedtime story?"

I searched my empty head, "Huh? Fairy tales?" I thought about it, or forget it, it would be bad if I talked more and more vigorously.

So I hummed a nursery rhyme(?) to Dazai intermittently.

"Isn't this the background music of a mother and baby commercial?" Dazai lay on my shoulder, his tone full of laziness.

I hesitated, "Really?" It seems that I should not turn on the TV when I play games, because I am always affected by the TV, no wonder I always play weird endings.

Then hum something else.

Humming and humming, I felt sleepy unconsciously.Dazai shook me awake with a sober face, "Wake up Shirase, I want you to put me to sleep, not to let you fall asleep."

Dazai is also a werewolf, and it shook me alive from the state of falling asleep.

I held back the tears caused by sleepiness, pressed Dazai to my chest, and then began to hum the sleep-helping song just now. Gradually, my voice became softer and almost dissipated in the air.

He closed his eyes and fell asleep.

What Dazai thought before his brain completely shut down was that Dazai didn't shake me.

When I woke up, the room was dark, and with the sound of the rain, my joy was doubled.

After reaching out and tentatively reaching the game console, I continued my game.

Corresponding to the eternal puppet ending played are the eyes of Dazai who wakes up at some point.He stared at my ending curiously, "Doll..."

"How did you do it?" Dazai asked me enthusiastically.

To be honest, I just play according to my own ideas.Of course, what came out of his mouth was something else, "Look at the strategy."

I didn't want to mention this horrible game, but instead asked what Dazai would like to eat.

"I'll cook."

No crabmeat, wait?What did I hear?

I repeated slowly like a robot stuck, "Are you cooking?"

"No, I can only cook soup. The soup I cook is super delicious." This confident little expression made me fall silent.

Rejecting Dazai, who is so enthusiastic about this aspect for the first time, I think it will hit Dabao's self-confidence.Do you want to try?

I didn't expect Dazai's posture to be really impressive.

"Then why didn't you say you were here to help cook?" I asked behind Dazai blankly.

"Because you are my dog." Listen to what this is?

Dazed, I blurted out, "Your dog will cook for you?"

"That's right." Dazai nodded, "The two dogs should take turns."

……

Frustrated, I couldn't help but waved my fist, "Don't think you can make a big difference just because of last night, bastard."

When the soup was ready, Dazai looked at me eagerly and beckoned me to have a taste of his masterpiece.

I pushed back the spoon I handed over, "You drink first." Although I watched the whole process of Dazai's cooking, I suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Dazai took a sip obediently, "No problem."

So half-believing, I took a sip from his hand, "The taste is quite normal."

Dazai said unhappily, "What do you mean it's quite normal. Can't you praise me?"

"I'm so wronged, Shirase, you are the top of the list of Yokohama scumbags in the new era. I endured the pain and exhaustion to cook for you, and you still despise my soup."

What Dazai said is true, but why do I feel so awkward?No, "You call me a scumbag?"

After realizing it with hindsight, I finally discovered my blind spot.

I never thought in my life that I would get a scumbag evaluation from a man.I'm really in a complicated mood...

Chinese perspective:

I was terrified. (fog)

The moment I opened the door, the two demented teenagers bouncing around on the sofa stopped, "Chuya, are you going to dance in the square? I declare that you will be the most handsome cub among the aunts." Shirase smiled She sweetly said something to me that I didn't understand.

Square dance?aunt?

But praise me for being handsome, you can say such things quietly, it's really embarrassing to say it in front of mackerel.

"Slug~There are two symmetrical little slugs growing on your head~"

"It's him, it's him, our hero, little Nezha."

Wait, who is Little Nezha?

And Dazai, don't shake your hands around Shirase, bastard.

The author has something to say:

In addition, Elaine is really a devil, (scared), I said I was so boring, she asked me to add more.I said if I want to play the game so excitedly, she asked me to add more.

I said before that it was expected to end with 100 words, and then she told me a lot of brain holes and branch lines, saying that it would not be a problem to write [-] million words in this way. (I'm terrified.)