[Wen Ye] A painful ability

"Huh. Chuu also drank too much to get drunk?" I curiously asked Dazai who dragged Chuuya back.Dazai stared at me eagerly, "Don't look at the little slug, but he is flustered. My back hurts."

I hesitated, "But your back pain is not caused by your emptiness, Guan Zhong has nothing to do." I also deliberately made a sharp contrast between me and Dazai, "Look at me, pick up Zhongya and turn around Nothing happened for a few laps."

As I said that, I also took advantage of the opportunity to mention Zhongye and whirled around a few times.

Obviously I was wrong.

Of course my waist is very good, but I also vomited all over the floor.

Unexpectedly, spinning in circles is also a way to induce vomiting.I directed Dazai, who was smiling unrestrainedly with trembling shoulders, to clean up the crime scene.Dazai froze his smiling face, and looked at me dissatisfied, "Why did you let me deal with this pile of vomit?"

"Because I want to wash Chuya and change clothes by the way."

My natural answer obviously didn't satisfy Dazai, he chose to hug Naka to change clothes.

It's okay, but I'm a little worried that Dazai won't play Chuya off, right?The painting style of the two love and kill each other, coupled with Dazai's poisonous mushroom-like tricks, everything is possible, only you can't think of it, and Dazai can't do it.

I watched them leave with concern, and listened quietly for a while. There was no other sound in the bathroom except the sound of running water.I couldn't help but think with relief, Dabao Dazai has grown up (cross out).

After grooming, the three of us lay comfortably on the bed.Zhong also fell asleep in the innermost part.Looking at his sweet sleeping face, the impulse of the devil rose in my heart.I unzipped Chuya's pants and poked his miniature version.

"Really." I poked excitedly, then turned my head and said to Dazai who looked at me inexplicably, "It turns out that you really can't do it when you're drunk."

"It's not good either..." Dazai dragged out his voice, magically changed (?) my words and repeated them again, he blinked his eyes that were as bright as a light bulb, "But I can do it."

"……"You you on the line.

I avoided changing the subject, "Didn't you go to find your new and very interesting friend? Why did you come back with Chuya?"

Dazai has a new friend, kinda subtly normal.

"Are you jealous?" Dazai naturally lay on my back, his hair rubbing against my neck unconsciously.

"I only eat dumplings with vinegar." I said sincerely, and pulled off a certain koala behind me and stuffed it under the quilt.

"Turn off the lights, Dazai."

"No wonder Shirase didn't mention letting me sleep on the floor tonight, so I'm still a tool man, a tool man who turns off the lights." Dazai muttered, complaining aggrievedly in a low voice, and turned off the light for me honestly.

I nodded, "Yeah." Nothing wrong.My logic is still so reasonable and excellent, worthy of me.

Dazai hid in my quilt, "Shirase~" He leaned close to my ear and exhaled, and I dodged it with great itch, "Speak as you speak, don't keep blowing air, I'm not a balloon that needs air."

"...Shirase..." Dazai paused, "You really spoil the atmosphere."

Listen to what this is all about. "You should sleep late at night, don't give me everything." I pushed his cute little head away expressionlessly.

"...Shirose... really don't want to try the night sports that only belong to the two of us?" Dazai's voice was inexplicably bewitched, comparable to that of the pass/sale organization/organization.

No, I don't want to.Hold on.

"Are you also dead when you are next to me?" Although Zhongya is drunk and soft (?), but this kind of thing is too shameful, there is a feeling of n/t/r, although I don't know what it is Who cheated who? Wait, why am I actually thinking about the consequences of being found out. (fog)

The moment Dazai kissed me, my body betrayed me honestly.

"It will wake up Zhongye..." My mouth was still resisting.

Dazai chuckled out of nowhere, "Then Shirase has to keep his voice down."

"Although, it's not uncommon for Shirase's voice to be heard before."

hateful.

Well……

If you have the ability to shut my mouth, you have the ability to do something else...

I was woken up.Two furry heads looked at me at the same time.

"Well, I told you it wasn't me who pulled your pants, it was Shirase who did it." Dazai said maliciously.

What pants, wait?I thought about it, and I did.

It's time to shirk responsibility, and I've already figured out how to pass the blame on to Dazai, and Dazai started blah blah again, are you a blah blah, blah blah every day, everything that shouldn't be said.

Why Shirase played with the little slug, why did you say you can't do it...

I can understand each word, but the combined words sound weird.

Zhongye's face was getting darker and darker, and he was red with anger, his face was black and red, and his blue eyes were aggrieved, how could I resist this kind of attack, fall.

I decided to go all out...

"Brother Zhongye~" blingbling eyes~

"Don't be angry~ just smile."

Although it was cute when I did this action when I was in women's clothing, but now, I guess the effect of hot eyes will be higher, and I suddenly feel guilty.

Chuya's complexion obviously improved at a speed visible to the naked eye. It was Dazai's dissatisfaction that interrupted what he was about to say, "Ah, really, I asked you to call me nicer last night, so you can just call me Dazai."

"It's better now, call Zhongye brother."

"Because Zhongye is older than me..." Wait for the words to be ambiguous, "I'm talking about the age on the ID card, not the size comparison."

"No matter which one, I'm the biggest." Zhong also stared at us and said confidently.

"Dazai is the youngest." Between me?

wrong.

"Compare."

"come."

...The two of them began to compare insanely, and I insisted on rating.

I couldn't help punching each of them (of course I gave Chuya a caress.), "Be normal for me."

"Shirose, who do you think is your favourite?"

The question of death really came from Death Dazai's mouth.

I replied with a wooden face, "I like mine."

"Obviously last night, Shirase kept crying and begging for mercy, saying that he likes Dazai the most. But today he couldn't read a stick when he lifted his trousers. I'm really sad."

Dazai, you are really helping people in need, you can't, you are the strongest when you hurt more.

"You...I..." Zhong also looked at us in shock, with a hurt look on his face, but little brother, why did you say something that didn't wake you up to play together, are you broken?

I ignored the two demented teenagers and slowly got up to wash up.

As a result, she was also pushed down on the bed. ? ? ?

"Since Shirase satisfied Dazai last night, then Shirase this morning should satisfy me."

……

"No, I have to go to work." Holding grudges, I remembered the words I was rejected before, and rejected Chuya with the same reason.

The author has something to say:

For a night without a small theater, I think the content of the text is quite large.

In addition, my book was originally planned to be finished with [-] words. Last night, I tried (scared) in the group that it was about to end, but everyone seemed to be scared (?), don’t panic, as long as I update normally, it should Can it exceed [-] words?

Don't be afraid, I have never saved a manuscript. Now the [-] words and the [-] words are false.

Hahaha... I probably didn't finish writing so quickly (confidence)