[Wen Ye] A painful ability

"Hey. You are a cold, heartless, ruthless scumbag who beat me up because of the goblins outside." Dazai, who was beaten up by me refreshedly, continued to limp Follow behind me, and then issue the Porcelain Touch skill.

The eyes of the people around were suddenly strange, and they pointed.

The corners of Dazai's eyes were even red, and he whimpered and cried out words that turned black and white.I immediately covered his mouth and glared at Dazai fiercely, "Believe it or not, I threw you into the trash can."

Then calmly (crossed out) let go, and then threatened with a ferocious face, "Tell me what kind of garbage you are." After all, I am a greenist who pays attention to environmental classification.

"Hazardous garbage or non-recyclable garbage?" I think both of these are suitable for Dazai.I started looking for trash cans, ready to stuff people.

Aggrieved, Dazai hesitated to answer me cautiously, "You little trash in your heart?"

……

What am I trash?hateful.

My eyes were glazed, and I almost didn't see Dazai who was following me with great fanfare. His face was like that of the owner of my room, "Shirase, did you smell it? Did you see it?"

I stared blankly at Dazai whose eyes were so bright, "Sorry, I'm deaf, I can't smell or see."

"This place is full of my breath~"

My numb little face couldn't help but become even more stiff, what are you talking about? "You're in my living room..." I struggled to spit out the last few words, "Handjob?"

"Not yet ventilated?" I was quick to open the window without stopping.

Dazai showed a strange smile, avoided my question and asked me instead, "Why would Shirase think like this..."

Ever since I knew that I was touched by you when I fell asleep in a coma at night, I can think too much, bastard.

Confused, I pointed to the lonely teddy bear on the sofa, "Listen, it's the dividing line between our beds."

"Either have it, or you sleep on the floor, pick one yourself."

Dazai looked at me obediently, "Understood. I promise it will be on the bed." He blinked, "After all, I am now an exclusive Shirase tool person without identity." Dazai's words sounded right at first glance , Why do I always feel that something is not right? I am too sensitive.

"It's good that you know." I responded casually and ran to take a shower.

Before going to bed, I had to warn Dazai, "Don't touch me while I'm asleep."

I threatened viciously, "Otherwise, I promise you won't see the moon tomorrow night."

Dazai nodded thoughtfully and said earnestly, "Anyway, tomorrow night will be cloudy and we won't be able to see the moon."

"Are you the weather forecaster? Beep." Is it really cloudy tomorrow night? Forget it, that's not the point.

Dazai showed an extremely obedient expression, he muttered, "I never touch my hands." Dazai paused, "I'm just kissing your neck, it looks too tempting."? ? ?What kind of coquettish/words are you talking about.Blame me?

"Don't make me do bedtime exercise, bastard." There is a limit to my patience.

I restrained the thought of clenching my fist and hitting someone, Yin smiled deeply.

Dazai suddenly realized, "What...it's this movement."

What else do you want, don't think about it, hitting you is exercise.

"Obviously that night, Shirase was very warm to me, kissed and hugged me, and sang a love song indistinctly. As soon as Shirase woke up, he turned his face and refused to recognize anyone, and he was not a human being when he lifted his pants."

I couldn't help frowning, why that night, "Are you really disgusted that you didn't die fast enough?"

Dazai looked at me innocently, "It was the night when you drank sweet wine and got drunk."

What a joke, no one would be drunk after drinking sweet wine.

Wait, my memory seems to stay in the sweetness of the rum that night, and then my memory, was it eaten?Can't.

"Shirose wouldn't think that Chuya, who was more drunk than you, sent you back, would he?"

Apparently I kept thinking that the middle of the night wasn't drunk enough to send me back.

"..." I fell silent.

"So thank me, Shirase brought you back with his own hands." Dazai continued with a look of praise, "Slugs, naturally they lie where they are cool."

"..." I still don't trust what Gobi Dazai said.

Even if I'm drunk, I should be the kind who doesn't cry or make trouble. How can I be so high that I sing love songs to him.

The abrupt singing sounded from Dazai's cell phone, and I couldn't help but change my face.What is this singing about, fall.

Dazai quickly interrupted his voice, and looked at me with great interest, "How is it?"

"Listen to the songs I sing."

To be honest, until now, my self-confidence began to falter and collapsed at a rapid rate.The song is real, so the other kisses and hugs are also true, right?Such a shame... No, no, I have to firmly believe that I am not such a person.

Really, Dazai's nonsense made me angry.

"That night was much more than that."

"Shirose kissed it and swollen it."

Wait, I looked terrified, what does it refer to, and uttered the question very hard, "What is it?"

"It's the one..." I instantly covered Dazai's mouth, forget it, people should not be curious.

No, no, no, I was entangled by Dazai again.I'm a firm believer that I'm not a drunk/fuck-and-kiss dog guy.

"Sleep for me, bastard."

"Remember, the bear will be with you tomorrow morning, but the bear will not be in the middle." I sneered, "Then you will sleep forever."

I put the quilt over my head and fell asleep with my back to the bear.

Even though I was huddled deep in the bed, I could still feel the scorching heat of someone staring at me. I couldn't bear it, I lifted the quilt and looked at a bandage monster staring straight at me, "Hey, why are you always staring at me? Looking behind? Don’t you have a back?”

"Shirase." Dazai's voice sounded wrinkled, inexplicably wronged.

"..." I gave in, Dazai stopped talking after calling my name, and still looked straight at me.

I said blankly, "Two ways, one is that I knock you out and you fall asleep happily, and the other is that before I get over the feeling of not wanting to exercise before going to bed, you close your eyes and fall into a coma."

I was ready to knock Dazai unconscious, but he raised his hand weakly, "It's fine to let me sleep, but I'm so obedient, shouldn't Shirase give me a goodnight kiss?"

"My fist would gladly kiss your face."

Listening to Dazai's nonsense, confirming his face, is the other shore that I will never reach.

"No, if there is a thick-skinned competition, then I will be number one and Shirase will be number two."

Oh, so I blurted out the truth again unknowingly, no, God's mother's second on the list.

Taking advantage of my rage, Dazai closed his eyes connivingly, and said loudly, "I'm asleep, Shirase, please don't disturb me."?

After confirming that Dazai hadn't moved, I breathed a sigh of relief and closed my eyes.

Suppressing sleepiness, I waited for a few minutes before opening my eyes to confirm.

Dazai seemed to be really asleep.

sleepy.

Zzz...

The author has something to say:

Welcome to the inner monologue told by the chicken and the duck:

01.

Shirase: Instead of letting Dazai sneak into my house, it's better to put him under my nose first.

Dazai: This is a tacit consent that I can touch him.

02.

Shirase: Damn it.When is Chuya coming back?I'll kill this substitute when he comes back.

Dazai: Sure enough, it was useless, Shirase returned to my arms after using it all night.

Chuya, who was suddenly cueed: I just regret it, very much.I also understood one word and rectified the Fa on the spot.

03. Little easter eggs:

Dazai: That night... Shirase was really well-behaved, he did whatever he was asked to do, and even admitted that he was my dog.