[Wen Ye] A painful ability

I watched Dazai's wonderful card game with a blank face, and my heart was filled with numbness. You never know how Dazai calculated it. Anyway, with my simple brain capacity, I can't figure it out.

The opponent's eyes were red from losing, and he increased the chips in his hand step by step.And Dazai turned his head lightly, his eyes sparkling, "Well, I'm so good, my dear, have you thought about how to reward me?" His hands were even very girlishly closed, almost circling in circles.

I bit the bullet and continued to cooperate with the fine performance, "Then what reward do you want?" What about the reward for beating you so that you can't get out of bed, I like this idea for myself.

Dazai's smile gradually widened, and an ominous premonition gradually rose in my heart.

"Then dear, you can only spoil me tonight."

"I've been alone in the empty room for several nights in a row. You know how lonely and cold I am in the nights without you, especially when I fall asleep when I see you hugging the pretty little fairy and kissing me." Dazai As he talked, he couldn't help but become Xizi holding his heart together.

"My heart really hurts so badly."

Sure enough... I tried to suppress my slowly grim expression, tried my best to appease myself that I couldn't be destroyed, couldn't be destroyed in the mission, restrained my hands that wanted to hit someone, and then pulled the corners of my mouth, trying to show a calm smile. (Although I think it will be a little broken.)

"Of course." I think I shouldn't be gnashing my teeth, "I will definitely pamper you alone, the kind that will make you sleepless the next day." If I don't kill you tonight, my surname is not Shirase.

Following my words, Dazai showed a slightly shy expression in surprise, "I hate it. Don't say such things in public, dear~"

"We can go back and talk slowly~"

Silence is my final destination, anyway, I do not cooperate.I should have been a dumb person from the beginning, if you ask me to pick up any words, Dazai can talk for a long time by himself if he doesn't answer.

Dazai finally remembered what was going on, and turned to look at the unlucky ghost opposite, "Do you want to bet again, sir?"

"But if you gamble again, I'm afraid you'll lose all your pants later."

Dazai, who realized something after speaking, covered his eyes, and said coquettishly, "I hate it, people don't want to see a dog man other than my dear..."

Don't make it sound like he really wants to be seen by you... I'm Buddha.

After the unlucky ghost entered the set logically, I watched him like a cat and a mouse teasing a little mouse in a game. He was easily teased by the little black cat with its tail pressed back and forth, until the latter lost all desire/desire to play and got The ending of being slapped to death.

"How is it possible, obviously my ability." The unlucky ghost, who was obviously not convinced, muttered in disbelief.That's right, I thought the same way at the beginning, let Goubi Dazai taste the joy of dysmenorrhea, but I didn't expect his ability to be so tricky.Tsk.

Dazai smiled innocently, and the words in his mouth were like whispers of a devil, "Remember to pay back the money you owe me."

"Otherwise my dear will shoot you in the head angrily and blow your cock off."

……

My marksmanship isn't that bad, it's another slander.

"Damn two brats who don't know the heights of heaven and earth... Ah..." There were too many unlucky nonsense, and I couldn't bear to listen to him, so I just stacked the happiness of dysmenorrhea twice for him, and the double happiness worked really well. I can't hold my gun steady.

I walked up to him and put the gun on his head, "To prove myself that my marksmanship is still good, please die." Looking at the latter's distorted face due to excessive pain, I smiled and said Say, "Relax, I just lied to you."

"You want to die if you don't pay back your debts. You really look ugly and want to be beautiful." I leaned over and said to the unlucky ghost who was about to faint because of the superimposition of my powers again.

"Did you faint from the pain?" I blinked my eyes and stared at the lump on the ground, "Then what should I do?"

Without thinking, I raised a kind smile, "Since you can faint from pain, you can wake up from pain, right?"

I admired the people on the ground like an electrocuted fish alive and well, until I got bored.

"Honey, you're really amazing." Dazai behind him made an artificial soft cry, which seriously caused my discomfort.

"...Are you a cheerleader?" I complained about Dazai who was shaking like an ant was crawling on him.

Dazai's face couldn't help froze, "I hate it, I'm acting like a baby, not some ant's upper body/body."

It turns out that I unconsciously speak out what is in my heart, and sometimes I really feel a bit distressed by my honest-to-heart personality.

"Dazai, your coquetry, which twists your body so much that it's more twisted than twisted, is more uncomfortable than my ability." I suggest that the leader take a look at the scene and send this guy out for missions. Also, fall.

"Honey, how can you describe such a lively, lovely, youthful and beautiful girl like me?"

farewell.

After finishing the casino tasks, of course, they went back to their respective homes to find their respective mothers.

"Why are you following me?" I looked back impatiently at the sneaky Dazai, who innocently looked at me and said, "Didn't Shirase lure me into the alley on purpose?"

"Is Shirase going to do something secretive and pleasant to me?" Dazai looked around, "This is indeed a good place, there are no cameras, I don't mind."

Dazai, who finished talking on his own, even planned to lift up his skirt, I quickly held his hand, "What are you doing, just lift up the skirt."

Dazai gave the answer with some hesitation, "Compare the size?"

I couldn't take it anymore and punched him in the face.

Dazai slammed onto the ground, with a tooth sticking out of his mouth.

Wait, did I push so hard?Beat Dazai until he loses his teeth?I knelt down and picked up Dazai who was lying on his stomach, "Open your mouth." Let me see your teeth.

No teeth at this age can't grow back, right?If it's still the front teeth, will there be air leakage when speaking in the future?

Thinking about this, I checked the teeth of Dazai who opened his mouth obediently, all of them were neat and not missing, "Could it be that I knocked out your wisdom teeth?"

"Then you have to thank me that I don't have to go to the dentist to have my wisdom teeth extracted." After I finished speaking, I let go of Dazai's chin.

No, I pressed Dazai's head on the ground, "Bastard, look at what kind of tooth you lost, yours are pointy?"

Damn it, I knew how this man with a thick tortoise shell could have his teeth smashed by me.

"You're a small ivory, right? You really can't spit out ivory." I let go of Dazai who had been fixed on the ground and integrated with the ground.

The latter raised his head innocently, "How can a dog's mouth spit out ivory? Why don't you spit it out for me, Shirase."

Listen to what Dazai said, I beat him up so tired that I just sat on his back.

"Shirase." Dazai at the bottom didn't struggle, calling my name weakly.Anyway, I'm not heavy, so I can't sit dead.And there is a lot of dust on the ground, it is not good to sit on the ground.

"Admit it, your body needs me."

"I do not need."

That's right, it's time to eat, I patted my ass/butt and got up to leave.

As a result, someone who was beaten by the carp and turned over smoothly was pressed against the wall, which really caught me off guard.

"You need me." Dazai repeated, he restrained all his emotions and stared at me, "Besides, Chuya has gone out and I don't know when he will be back."

"What's more..." Dazai paused, "God is just a poor substitute for me. Only I can really appease you, can't I?" A malicious smile appeared on his face.

The author has something to say:

I don't really want to write about small theaters these days, maybe this is the so-called sage time.

Nothing to say, I have let myself go, I really want to dove (strike out tremblingly)