[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Very well, Dazai lay quietly in his own quilt.On a whim, I wanted to pluck his eyelashes for a feather duster.But this doesn't seem very good, if he really does this, Dazai will become a bald chicken.

Then the next step is to look left and right in the mirror, very good, intact.My high heart finally fell slowly. Dazai’s thing was saved. Before I went to bed last night, I thought about a once-and-for-all idea, which was to chop it up. However, this kind of inexperienced feeling is easy to cause problems. I will go to the pet hospital another day. Let's see how to cut 00. Anyway, Dazai and pets should be common, right?who cares.

When I came back to the room and saw Dazai who was still peaceful, I stepped forward to pat him, waking Dazai from his sleep.The latter looked dazed and pitiful, "Well, Shirase..."

"It's nothing, I just want to tell you a secret." I deliberately lowered my head and whispered in Dazai's ear.

Dazai seems to have regained his energy. While standing upright half up, he blinked at the curious baby with the big eyes of the Kazilan alien and asked, "What is it?"

I lowered my voice, "See if your little brother is still there."

Dazai froze.I admired the complicated expression on his face with great satisfaction, then patted his little cheek, "I'm teasing you."

"What I want to say is..." I deliberately prolonged my voice, "That is, it is five o'clock in the morning."

"Are you happy, are you surprised, are you surprised?"

I laughed so youthfully, sure enough, the way to defeat Dazai is to be more flamboyant than him, so that he can't break his legs.I declare Pinru's wardrobe to be mine forever.

Dazai lay down straight again, "Shirase, be human."

I retorted unceremoniously, "You didn't ask yourself to be a person, but you asked me. Double-standard dog."

Wait, I seem to be acquiescing that I'm not human?That's right, after all, Xiu'er like me is simply a miracle in the world (cross out).

"Aji was wronged and Aji didn't say anything." Dazai covered his head with the quilt in pain, then exposed his little head and looked at me helplessly, "I can't sleep, it's all your fault."

I looked at Dazai sympathetically, "That's really pitiful." I paused, "After all, I slept well."

"...Your good sleep is due to me..." Dazai was even more aggrieved, "You still treat me like this."

I lovingly touched Dazai's dog's head, "Yes." Looking at the latter's face, he was speechless at the fact that I admitted the truth so frankly.

Then I went for a morning run in a very good mood.

Is there anything better than killing?Indeed, that is bullying Zai.Ah, as expected of me, Shirase.Is there anything more enjoyable than this? I couldn't help thinking about it, and finally came to a conclusion-beating Zai and bullying Zai together, double the happiness, cool, you deserve it.

In the chief's office.

I stared at Alice running back and forth expressionlessly, and the leader trailed/followed me with a strange idiot face.

Then I reached out my sinful hand and held down Alice who was passing by me.Alice stared at me blankly, and I stared back at her with a stiff smile. "Root, hand over all the candy on your body."

The dress that Alice is wearing today has a pocket, and there is candy in the pocket, which is still my favorite flavor. Don’t ask me how I know, it’s because of quantum mechanics.

"No." Alice said blindly, "I won't give it to you, you big liar."

"We agreed to eat candy together and not tell Lin Taro, but you turned around and told him that eating so much sugar would cause tooth decay."

Alice looked at me accusingly.

I nodded, "Yes, I promised you not to tell Rin Taro, but I didn't promise you not to tell my leader."

My logic was fine, so I reached out to Alice for the candy.The latter struggled for a moment without saying a word or gave it to me.

I took the opportunity to touch Alice's tiger head, "Thank you." I took the candy into my pocket contentedly.

"Boss, even if you covet my candy, I won't give it to you."

"Shirose..." The leader choked, looked at me [I can't comment on how thick your skin is], then changed the subject, and asked about my cohabitation with Dazai.

"Shirase is really amazing, she can take extra good care of Dazai."

Regarding the inexplicable praise (?) of the leader, I couldn't help hesitating, "For example, is it good to hit him until he limps?"

I saw that the leader did not refute my words, so I went on to give examples, "Actually, I beat him more than just every day."

The chief looked relieved until I added, "I still beat him."

"The difference between hitting and beating is different from strength." I paused for a moment to think about what adjectives to use to describe the difference between the two, "Anyway, force is right."

"... Shirase really can't speak as always..." Alice said faintly.

I hesitated a little, "Thank you?"

Then got blasted out.

You see, only the leader complained about my words, and didn't give me money to subsidize my narrative ability. Only money can improve my language ability to the next level, leader.

My car blew up on the way.

Fortunately, I reacted quickly enough, otherwise I would be cold.It seems that it can't be said to be cold, it should be cooked.

I squatted at the scene where my car was killed/killed, thinking about who killed it.Couldn't it be Dazai's suitor who blew it up?After all, he had a criminal record and blew up Zhongye's car.

But I couldn't bear to tell the suitor that this car was paid for by Dazai.

"Dazai." I took out my phone and called Dazai.

"Would you buy me another car?"

Dazai's voice on the phone was a little strange, no, that background music.

"You actually secretly played my love game behind my back?" And also played he, this is the background music of he that I always want to hear in my dreams.

"Shirose must thank me, otherwise I would never hear this wonderful music in my life."

"If you can't hear it, you can't hear it. You have the ability to play as many be endings as me." Am I proud of playing those endings?Am I floating?

I do not have.

"I didn't expect Shirase to secretly play 18X games."

"What 18?" How come I have no memory at all?

Dazai smiled, damn he must be mocking me.

really……

"I forgot, Shirase didn't even have the chance to hold hands with the heroine, how could he know the follow-up intimate story with the heroine."

After Dazai finished speaking, he played the background music of his 18X for me...

"..."

This delicate panting sound confirmed that the ear is the tenderness that the heroine has never given me.

I was silent.

Hung up the phone with a slap, why am I so reluctant to call him.Just buy it yourself.

The author has something to say:

Dazai: You never know how the person next to your pillow will think of stretching out the devil's hands to you.

Still no sage time for the little theater.

But here's a conversation between me and Elaine:

Dazai: Shirase, what can/what can you do?

Shirase: Of course I can/do it.Hey, what are you doing, stop it.

Dazai: I'm doing it.