[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Is it true that all adolescent boys will have this kind of dream?

In my dream, my chin was gently pinched, and then my mouth was gently pried open. The soft tongue of the other party even came in to touch my...

It's a pity that in the dream, I was always in the dark, and I didn't open my eyes to see which domineering beauty did this to me.

I woke up with a complicated mood. Could it be that the Sleeping Beauty story I told netizens before going to bed was too good, causing me to think about dreams at night?Hey, is it time for me to fall in love? (fog)

The cool water soaked my face. After washing my face, I casually glanced at the mirror and found a few red spots on my neck.I wondered if I might be allergic to something, but lately I've been getting more and more red marks on my neck.

In addition, the smell of strawberries in the bathroom wafted indistinctly, and I sniffed myself hopelessly, ah, my green apple is gone forever.

Hong Kong Hall.

"It's changed to white roses today?" In the past, lilies were placed at the front desk, but today they were changed to white roses.

Regarding my casual question, the lady at the front desk was obviously stunned, "It may be that your suitor thinks that you are more suitable for White Rose."

Wait, that's too much information.Am I a suitor born out of nothing?And shouldn't the flowers be delivered to my office? How can I directly...

"Has the flower delivery person sent it for a week?" I remember that I haven't seen the lilies placed at the front desk in the past few weeks, and I used to place green plants.

"Since it was given to me, why is it stored here?"

The lady at the front desk obviously realized that something was wrong in our conversation, she replied with a stiff smile, "Yes, he has sent you lilies for almost two weeks." She showed a tearless smile, "It's yours. The black-haired subordinate conveyed your opinion, saying that the flowers sent in the future do not need to be delivered to the office."

"..." My subordinates are all non-mainstream with colorful hair colors, but there is no black hair.

"Did the person who sent the flowers leave a name?"

The little sister who chased me should not have such a personality and not leave her name, but she was quite stupid and sent me off for almost half a month and never asked my opinion.

The lady at the front desk showed a complex and delicate expression, "That gentleman is Mr. P who recently cooperated with Hong Kong and black."

who?I'm at a loss.

Oh, I remembered that it was the normal-looking man who kept twitching his eyes while chatting awkwardly with me at the banquet.

Wait, man?

My face froze involuntarily.What kind of plane are you doing? In the previous life, it was a girl who wanted to fuck me, but in this life, it was a man who wanted to fuck me. Do I have any uncommon same-sex attraction?fall.

I took the elevator with a wooden face to meet the leader, and met my suitor in the leader's office.

"I'm an open-minded parent, and I won't interfere in the love affairs of my children." The leader smiled and said to Mr. P, who was obviously relieved and said, "Then I can rest assured. I have been very afraid Mr. Sen is playing mandarin ducks with a stick."

...Why does this guy need the language training class of Director Ozaki more than I do? I can't help but feel complicated and subtle, maybe it's the mood of a stick seeing another stick that is better than myself. (cross out)

The leader was silent for a moment and said, "Mr. P is quite similar to Shirase in some respects." Is it the same speaking style as Zai?Are the sticks the same mallet?

Mr. P nodded, and then objected, "No, I'm not as good-looking as Shirose."

Although you praise me, you can't hide the fact that you want to pick me up.I'm noble, men don't stand a chance.

After the adults finished their heart-to-heart conversation, Mr. P proposed the idea of ​​me sending him off.Seeing that the leader gave me half a day off, I happily agreed.

"Shirase, what do you think of white roses?" Mr. P was still talkative, he said to himself, "I think about it, but white roses are suitable for you, they are all cold beauties with thorns."

"..." I refuse to accept rainbow farts.

I stopped, looked at him and asked, "So what do you like about me?"

"Probably because the way you eat dessert at the banquet is a breath of fresh air."

"That sparkle in the eyes."

"I see love in it."

"This is probably a glimpse of you from the crowd, and I will never forget it."

Love at first sight is love at first sight, so I came to the conclusion, "You are greedy for my body."

Gee.

Mr. P said that he is rich and powerful and funny, and asked if I don't think about him?

I thought about it, "When I grow up to your age, I will be rich, powerful and funny."

"So don't think about it, thank you."

Hearing my answer, Mr. P's mood was obviously depressed. For the sake of flowers, I comforted him a little, "Don't be sad. I may not be richer than you by then, and I may not live until then .”

Mr. P put away his indescribable eyes, and then gave me a membership card, "I think you should be interested in the super popular dessert shop that is limited every day."!

I can.

No, no, no, it's not good for me to accept a gift after I've just rejected someone.

"Take it as a thank you gift for having lunch with me." Mr. P winked at me.

Confirmed eyes, is a temptation I can not resist.

"Since I like to eat sweets, why do I restrain myself?" Mr. P is a wonderful person. Not only did he not discourage me from eating too much sweets, but he also said something that sounded reasonable, "Anyway, life is short, it is better to eat more Something sweet."

This is never the case in Zhong. When I eat with him, he must see that I have almost eaten before he will give me dessert.

As for Dazai, I have never had a good meal with him, he is simply my baby boy.

A sentence before farewell after eating and drinking is horrifying - "Your body looks particularly easy to leave marks. I'm really jealous that he can leave so many kisses/marks on your neck."

What kisses/marks...

In the blink of an eye, I connected all the things that I ignored before, Dazai...

I tried my best to restrain the rage in my heart, and calmly returned home to pack up my things. When I was about to pack my bags and leave, Dazai met me.He smiled at me as usual.

It wasn't until he saw my backpack that he stopped his smile, Dazai asked softly, "Where are you going, Shirase."

To be honest, I don't know how to face this person who wants me to resurrect my body from the dead. "You are suitable for entering the hospital's peace/room, so that you can do whatever you want."

Just when Dazai was silent, I rushed out the door and my hand was grabbed.

"I……"

I pulled Dazai's fingers away from my arm one by one, "What right do you have to show the look of a victim?"

Will I feel distressed by her pitiful appearance?It's ridiculous.

I walked away without looking back.

I'm so angry, it's obviously my home, but I'm the one who left.

The author has something to say:

Shirase's tolerance of Dazai is based on the initial ID card transaction and later his status as a tool to appease the soul. It does not mean that he will tolerate Dazai's strange things to his body...

There is no one who does not get wet shoes when walking by the river all year round.It's overturned...

And about hickeys, I met a girl who had it on her neck before, she showed it off to me but I really thought it was allergies or close contact with mosquitoes, I couldn’t tell anyway... (I’m just a fool ( crossed out))

Short theater:

Gradually filled by gravity, Shirase's voice became more and more light and sweet, "Chuya." Shirase couldn't help but grabbed Chuya's shoulder, and said slowly, "Does this process look like The baptism given by the gods to believers?"

Chu didn't say anything, he just scatter them on Shirase's face even harder at the last moment.

"Hmm." Shirase couldn't help calling softly, his expression full of joy and distraction.

"This is the baptism given by the gods to believers." After finishing speaking, Chuya caressed Shirase's wet face.