[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Youxing and I were looking at each other in front of the claw machine.It seems that even in a different world, I still can't become the king of catching dolls. I, the little trash, sighed and said let her go, and then I showed my skills, and I caught Yuxing in one go.I applauded very cooperatively, as expected of my daughter.

Originally, I planned to give Yuxing a super-large doll bear I won from other games (I think even a small one can be buried in its arms.), but she said that there was no place to put it, and she was very angry with the doll. Not interested in. "Playing with dolls is not interesting, it is better to learn."

I looked at the motivated Youxing with relief, and showed the kind smile of my old father. Youxing said, "Idiot, please be normal." I have no status in this family.

"Then I'll give it to Dazai, lest he keep pressing me down at night." I thought for a while and thought that Dazai, who had an unexpected girlish heart, was quite suitable, so that Dazai could hold it at night instead of lying on my chest all night.To be honest, I mistook Godzilla several times (crossed out) because of Dazai's gradually increasing weight.

Youxing hesitated to speak, her expression was a little subtle, "How long have you lived together?"

"It's just living together." I corrected Yuxing's wording accurately.Cohabitation sounds weird.

Youxing quickly grabbed my hand and asked, "He didn't do anything strange to you, did he?"

A question mark grew on my head, "No, what can Dazai, a weak chicken, do to me?" It's an unbelievable question, "He can't beat me." I still have this confidence in fighting Zai.

"..." After sending the speechless Yuxing home, I drove back in the car, oh, I almost forgot to fasten the seat belt on Dazai Kuma, I was really careless.I am a person who obeys the traffic rules, although I like to take Nakaya's upper train and Dazai's hearse (crossed out).

The moment I opened the door, I saw the Dazai lamp hanging myself on the lamp, and I decisively threw the bear on him.In the next second, Lian Xiong and the people were detached from the crumbling lamp, and then fell to the ground crisply, and the floor even made a crackling sound.

"Is it not enough for you to go to the sky? Do you still want to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?" I stared at Dazai who was shaking his head as if he could hear the sound of the sea, and the latter cried to me about his waist. "My back hurts, I need Shirase to rub it."

I pulled up the giant baby Dazai and placed it on the sofa, "Don't push me too far, Dazai."

What I got was Dazai's moist eyes blinking, "I hurt." Tsk tsk tsk, what a pitiful expression I saw, I pushed his little head away trying to lie on my lap expressionlessly.

"It's fine if you don't take care of me, and you don't let me have a good rest."

Listening to his bullying words, I retorted with a wooden face, "You can lie on the sofa or bed when you rest, why do you want my thighs to be pillows?"

My thigh is not a healing leg, what the hell.

So I quickly moved away from the sofa, and hit Dazai's face with the soft p/p of the innocent people's doll bear that fell to the ground. "Your pillow is here. It will be our dividing line from now on, understand?"

Dazai muttered in a drawn-out voice, "No."

I ignored his resistance and went into the room to play games on my own.You can let go of the slaughter first, but not the game. I am such a principled person, ah, I am worthy of it.

After concentrating on the game, I realized that my legs were sore and numb. It turned out that Dazai was lying on my lap at some point, and he just turned to look at me, "Shirose."

"Get up first." I have focused on Dazai's body/legs subconsciously while playing games?I can't help but fall into deep thought.

The ringing of Dazai's cell phone interrupted my hand that was about to make a move, and he answered the phone casually.

"Isn't it normal for a slug to be drunk, just let him sleep on the bar floor."

"Oh? Ability out of control? A bar full of floats?"

"Then float."

"Ordinary people can't enjoy the experience of floating in the air."

... I reckon that the person on the other side of the phone must be in a complicated mood.Tsk.

The moment Dazai hung up, my cell phone rang, and it was indeed the case of Chuya being drunk.He obviously didn't get drunk when he drank together a few days ago, so it's possible that Zhong also has a special physique that makes him get drunk when he drinks alone.

I stood up with question marks all over my head and was about to go out. My legs were sore and I almost fell to my knees. Dazai helped me up.Inexplicably, there is a complex feeling of suddenly caring for a raised cub (strike out).

"Let's go. Go check out that slug." Dazai's phone dangled the car keys he had just snatched from me.

This is probably the live-action version of love that is difficult to speak in your heart, right?

It's hard for me to believe that you don't have any thoughts about it, Dazai.I stared at the back of the person in front of me with a complicated expression.Probably the feeling of seeing one's own pig pushing one's own cabbage.

Ghosts and wolves howled in the bar, mixed with the loveless "Put me down."

Thank you for being laughed at.I still hide my smile very thickly.

You see, Dazai, who is not in the slightest panic at home, came here to take the initiative to attack, and lightly touched the center of the cos thinker in front of the bar, and the latter hit the former's chest just right.It seems to be a two-way youthful love, you can see that you have taken the initiative to throw yourself into your arms.

Of course, the crowd floating around is like the flowers scattered at the wedding scene in the play, scattered with bang bang bang.

Dazai hugged Chuuya, hoping that Chuuya, who is sober tomorrow, would not become angry because of the princess.

"Why should such a drunk stay overnight?" Dazai stared at me quietly, with dissatisfaction written all over his face.

"You can't let Zhongye stay at home alone, who knows if he will demolish the house after we leave." The title of home demolition master Zhongye is not cool at all.

Regarding my statement, Dazai said straightforwardly, "Anyway, it's his house, let him demolish it."

Gee.

Belatedly, I thought, if I sent Chuka back to his house, Dazai would have an excuse to stay, oh, so I became a shining light bulb without knowing it.That's really sorry for my pig, who finally caught up with a good opportunity and was perfectly harmed by me.

Because there was an extra doll bear on the bed, I made the following adjustments, "Dazai, sleep on the floor." What a joke, this is my home, where can I sleep on the floor.Chuya was still drunk and couldn't sleep.As for the bear, it's in my car with the seatbelt on, so it sleeps on the bed.Dazai, who never wears a seat belt, is out of tune with us, so he sleeps on the floor.

Perfect and reasonable arrangement.

Apparently Dazai disobeyed, he hid himself in the bed/upper corner as a wallflower while I was changing Chuya's clothes.

Considering that Zhongye might fall asleep and fall out of bed, this time I slept on the side of the bed and Zhongye slept in the middle.

After turning off the light, Chuya's head unknowingly tilted onto my shoulder.I pulled the quilt up a bit, closed my eyes and fell asleep.

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"I invite you to go out by the order of the leader." Dazai was working without raising his head. I was a little annoyed by this awkward guy, so I closed the office door first.

"Don't think that I dare not beat you because you are the leader."

Furious, I pressed him to the back of the chair, untied the tie and tied Dazai's hands, forcibly lifted his chin, gave him a kiss, and took advantage of the situation to switch places, and I sat on the chair superior.

After unzipping his trousers with my hands, I took out RH oil from the desk drawer.

First the depth of the fingertips, and then to my...

A fine, whimpering sound like a long song.

I leaned against his ear viciously, "Boss, you don't need to be patient. Anyway, the sound insulation in the office is great, right, Boss?"

Looking at Dazai's wet eyes, I had a bold idea, leaned back and patted his p/g.

Dazai obviously didn't expect my operation, and a red cloud of shame appeared on his face.

"Stop... stop..."

"Ah, why can't the leader even speak clearly?" I asked Dazai pretending to be shocked, while patting harder.

I admired the red corners of his eyes and even tears welled up, and then gushed out.

After I finished it quickly, I tidied up my clothes and confirmed that they were correct, then smiled and said to Dazai who was slumped in a chair dazed and dazed, "Then I will take my leave as you wish, leader."