[Wen Ye] A painful ability

The system gave me a particularly long letter of brainwashing/brainwashing that can be obtained by advocating belief in gods.I patiently read the whole rainbow fart, and found that it took a long time to blow it and I didn't know which master it was.

In addition, there are many conspicuous words of *comfort* in the letter.It's really good that Dazai and I said goodbye on the front foot, and the system on the back foot found me a way to treat the fragile soul. It's really great.

[Close contact with the gods can bring unexpected surprises. ]

How close is close?I was thinking that I usually fight meat paste/meat with Zhong Ye, isn’t it close enough?Is it possible that -1 is the short distance? (heavy fog).

After finishing my reading comprehension, I packed myself up and prepared to go out with a fresh and natural green apple smell.Tsk, the strands of hair in the cracks of the door and the cracks of the closed windows are gone, and I can even smell the strong smell of strawberries in the bed this morning when I wake up this morning, the more I think about it, the more it annoys me.

Start a new day, no, not a pleasant day at all.

In the elevator I took, I saw the bandage monster quietly holding a wallflower in the corner, so I took the stairs after get off work.

I was eating in the Hong Kong and Hei dining hall, and sitting across from a bandage monster exuding resentment comparable to Sadako, I didn't even bother to change seats, and finished lunch as fast as I usually do.

When I was out on a mission, the person who had been playing games idlely abandoned the game console, and I took a step and he followed.I tried my best to tell myself to endure the feeling of beating someone, there was no need, just ignore it, I thought my hand would hurt when beating him.

Today's work ends with the bandage monster jumping into the river.

"Master Shirase." Dazai's subordinate carefully looked at me with an expressionless face, and signaled me to save someone with helpless and pitiful eyes.

"..." I turned my eyes away in disinterest, what does this farce have to do with me.

"Look what I do. The mission is over perfectly, and I'm off work."

I left indifferently, leaving behind a group of subordinates who hesitated to speak.

After thinking for a long time, I rang the doorbell of Zhongya's house.

"Your Shirase will be delivered to your door." I also blinked at Zhongzhong.

Zhong also asked me in surprise, "Didn't I give you the key?"

To be honest, I don’t know where the keys of Zhongye and my house were thrown in the corner. After all, I never take an unusual path when I go home. It is too easy to pry the door. I will announce my graduation from this door prying course.

"Let's take in the homeless me for now." I stared at Chuya pitifully. I practiced this pose and expression when I was wearing women's clothing, and it looked good. Chuya's eyes, it doesn't matter.)

I stuck a gold brick for myself, "I will make delicious (breakfast) to feed you." I continued to stare at Chuya pitifully, until I stared at the latter until the tips of his ears were red, and then I looked away contentedly .

"You..." Zhong also paused, "Come in first."

Nakaya handed me a glass of water, hesitated for a moment before asking, "Are you and Dazai having a fight?"

"Without his comfort, will your body be the same as before..." Chuya couldn't help but grab my hand while talking, his eyes were full of concern for me.

I unnaturally broke away from his hand a little bit, "Well, there's no problem."

"By the way, Chuya." I took a deep breath and started my death path (crossed out), "If I do too much to you, will you kill me?"

Sudden guilt.jpg, I don’t think any friend can accept that my same-sex friend did that kind of thing to me.

"Huh?" There is also a blank emoji of what you are talking about, "What else can you do to me? You can't beat me."

Why does this sound a bit familiar.magic.

"Then I'm going too far..."

I held Chuya's face with both hands, and kissed it gently, first from the eyes and then to the alluring lips like flowers.

Calm down, Shirase, you brush your teeth and put on lip balm, don't panic.

But I don't know why, seeing Zhongya's cheeks flushed because of my sudden coquettish operation, I kind of want to laugh.But laughing always feels like a pill when kissing.

What broke my cranky thinking was that Zhongye turned his back on the customer, and he forcefully pried open my lips and teeth...

My body was also gradually pushed onto the sofa. It turned out that my body could gradually soften to such a limp and sick state.His hands even hugged Chuya's neck unconsciously.

The lingering came to an end, and I couldn't tell how many times and how long we kissed.Panting slightly, I pushed away Chuya who was still pressing on me, "Chuya, you get up first."

In the midst of the chaos, Zhongye apologized shyly, got up from me and sat aside.

The air between us seems to be stained with the smell of sweets, a sweet and greasy smell spreading everywhere.

"Unexpectedly, Zhongye's...is very sweet." I thought about how to use an adjective, "All sweets are not as sweet as yours."

Chu also turned his head away in embarrassment because of my words, "Ah." Then he turned his head to look at me suddenly, "You are also sweet, like rum."

"Oh?" Compare me to wine? "Then what happens when you finish drinking my bottle? Throw me away?"

You are the Yolomei in my palm, because I can throw you away after drinking it. (cross out)

"Of course not, idiot." Zhong Ye's clear eyes were full of seriousness, "I'll be drunk after drinking you."

"that……"

"Ok?"

Our eyes met.

"A few more times, I like the feeling of being drunk."

The lips were softly sealed, the hands were held, and the back gradually leaned on the sofa.Step by step, I became softer and softer, and I seemed to have lost all my strength, so I could only follow Chuya's strategy.

When I was washing up, I looked at my cheeks and slightly swollen lips in the mirror, which were so red that I could compare with the sunset. Ah, for the first time, I felt that kissing was more tiring than fighting.

I patted my cheeks, trying to splash the heat off my face with water. "Chuya is really good."

finished.I took advantage of the opportunity and threw the bug/device I just found in the room into the toilet, causing it to flush and die, goodbye.

Hong Kong Black Forum——

Post: 818, the quarreling couple.

Contents:

Floor 1: How are you doing these two days?The low air pressure weighed heavily on us, almost suffocating, whoop whoop.

As in the title, the husband and wife group who released dog food all day long is suspected of be.The dog man tried his best to act as a demon and sneakily acted as the back of the eldest wife, and then was ignored by the eldest wife as air.

Floor 2: Yes, that's right.In the past, the eldest wife would beat people when she was angry, but now she just ignores her, and turns her eyes away after giving her a cold look.

3rd floor: The dog man tried to attract his beloved wife's change of heart by jumping into the river, but he never expected that the eldest wife would run away when she got off work.I saw the eyes of the dog man blankly opened in the river, filled with grievances.

Floor 4: Is it because of the big wife's suitors?Pulling it away, the eldest wife is really dull, the suitor's eyes are fixed on him, and he thought that there is something wrong with his eyes.Almost didn't make me laugh out loud.

Floor 5: I was also there for the famous scene mentioned above, hahahaha.

Floor 6: Everyone knows that someone is chasing the eldest wife, except himself.Adorably dull.

7th floor: I just heard the eldest wife ring the doorbell of the eldest lady, and said that your eldest wife has already delivered to the door, why didn't you open the door.

Floor 8: Wonderful.

Floor 9: So the dog man's harem is full of lilies.

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Dazai: My overturned car became a slug that day?

Chuya: Thank you Brother Dazai.

Hahaha Shirase doesn't do useless work, you can understand that he kills two birds with one stone (this word is so subtle.) Of course, he is also a real winner in life, he doesn't do anything, and the person he likes throws himself into his arms.But there is another word that the mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind, hehehe.

small theater:

"Bastard Dazai, don't let me touch your hands, ah..." Shirase tormented and endured the soft moan that was about to blurt out due to overstimulation.

Dazai squeezed little Shirase intentionally, "Hmm. Is it here or here?" Then he pinched it around, forcing Shirase to make a sound no longer unbearable.

"Shirase, hold back." Dazai smiled and stared at the trembling Shirase, "After all, he is in the car."

"It's not good if the car shakes/wobbles involuntarily because you're moving too much."

"Asshole." Shirase's cheeks blushed unconsciously because of shame, "Are you still a man, if you are, hurry up."

"No. If you want to be together, you can't sneak away beforehand." It was Dazai's nasty smile that answered Shirase.