[Wen Ye] A painful ability

My latest new bedside love is Dazai (crossed out) is "Pig Raising Raiders".Today I took it to the office and looked at it when I was free to paddle and fish.

When my subordinates came in, I happened to read that sentence - in order to make your pig grow better, please make sure it is in a good mood.

I asked pig (crossed out) Dazai, "Are you in a good mood recently?" The latter answered me very well after being confused for a moment, although mixed with a bunch of bullying words that he didn't want to work, wanted to commit suicide, and failed suicide .But my ability to refine key points is very strong, and it doesn't bother me.

But here comes the question, why I fed Dazai so many good things, but he doesn't seem to change.The point is that he doesn't exercise much either. (If you insist that jumping into rivers and hanging trees is an alternative sport, fine.)

"You said, the pig is in a good mood but why doesn't it grow meat?" I couldn't help blurting out, and asked the subordinate who looked stiff.

The subordinate's ability to grasp key points needs to be improved. He actually asked me when I started raising pigs secretly.

"Why can't mafia raise pigs?" What kind of logic is this, even though I am a mafia, so the right to raise pigs is deprived?

"Master Shirase, didn't you raise Master Dazai?" the subordinate looked at me cautiously and asked.

I nodded, "Yeah." Then I gave a dangerous smile, "You're done. You called Dazai a pig."

The subordinate was choked by me, and the expression on his face was wonderful. He seemed to learn from the pain and said, "Please don't tell Mr. Dazai." It seems that Dazai is much more powerful in front of his subordinates than I imagined.This is the lethality of the heart, meditate.

"Then why doesn't he gain weight?" After teasing my subordinates, I immediately returned to the topic. Really, after eating my meal and drinking my milk tea, he didn't gain weight?

The subordinate said without words, "Is your filter for Mr. Dazai a bit heavy?"

I let out the confusion from my soul, "Huh?"

"It's just that Dazai-sama's face has become rounder to the naked eye."

"Oh, so my feeding turned out to be successful. That's fine, you can go out now."

"Pig Raising Strategy" is still very useful, so keep it for now.

"Dazai?" I never expected that I would pick up a call from Dazai and hear his female voice.

"Brother Shirose..." Wait, the wind is too strong, I can't open my eyes so I can't hear clearly.

I repeated it with my cracked expression, "You call me Brother Shirase???"

"Yes, Brother Shirase~ It's me, your dear girlfriend, Ms. Zhizi." Dazai continued to speak coquettishly without shame.

There was another girl's voice on the other end of the phone, and the two seemed to be arguing.

... I was convinced and had nothing to say.

"That's how things are. So, Brother Shirase must come and make the decision for me~"

Thank you, your brother Shirase chose to die.

When I went to the place where Dazai was, there was a girl in women's clothing and a girl with a round face.I glanced at the round-faced girl, and then Dazai stopped/did it and started to hold my hand and questioned me, "Brother Shirase, you are actually looking at another girl in front of the young and beautiful Chiko!"

"Yeah." I admitted generously, although the reason was a bit strange, "I think your face seems bigger." After comparing it, it turned out that Dazai's face was really round.

"..." Dazai's face was expressionless, and the round-faced girl looked at me like a scumbag.So what kind of character design did Dazai set up for me? I couldn't figure it out and was very confused.

"I wanted to buy milk tea for you today, but I found out that I have no money. After all, I even have my salary card in your hands."

"So, the kind lady paid for me."

……

Then I found out that the good-hearted lady handles credit cards. ? ? ?Little question mark, do you have many friends?

With mixed emotions, I issued Dazai a credit card in my name.

The round-faced lady said that there is also a limited-time lottery event for applying for a card. Originally, I was not sensitive to this kind of event, but considering Dazai's European spirit, I decided to let him try it.

Very good, first prize - hot spring trip for two.

"This award, why don't you go with Zhong?" I thought about it, "A mackerel and a slug are both suitable for soaking in hot springs." There is an inexplicable sense of sight of stewed seafood in hot springs.

"How can you push your girlfriend away and let her go to the hot spring with your good brother." Dazai complained.

Passers-by cast strange glances at me.

Having nothing to say, I silently took a sip of milk tea.

"Obviously the me last night was still your little strawberry, but today's me is like yesterday's yellow flower, poor and unloved."

"Men are big hooves."

I couldn't help but retort, "I'm a boy. Thanks."

Dazai looked at me with a half-smile, "Oh? Really?"

Honestly, I felt taunted.Knowing that you are a man, amazing?

Now that all the fish have been fished out, I decided to buy Zhongye's small peaches by the way.

It was the same girlish store that bought little strawberries last time.

The clerk recognized me at a glance, she stepped forward and asked me, "Does your girlfriend like the little strawberries you bought last time?"

Dazai, who was two meters behind me, immediately grabbed my hand, "Did this lovely and beautiful lady recommend it? Thank you, I like it very much."

No girl can bear to be praised by another beautiful girl, and I witnessed the clerk blushing with embarrassment.

I interrupted Lily's atmosphere with a loud voice, "Is there a small peach model?" I seem to have seen it last time.

"Ah, yes." The clerk asked Dazai if he wanted to change other styles besides Xiao Mitao while searching.

Dazai switched to the endearing mode in an instant, and said softly, "Today I bought this one for his new love."

"Last night, my boyfriend invited his new love to sleep with us in front of me."

When talking about the suspected pain, Dazai even covered his face without a teacher, his shoulders trembling slightly, "He also said to let me sleep under the bed. He slept on/on the bed with his new love."

I remember that my original words seem to be different, right?Why did I feel like a scumbag after listening to Dazai's mouth?

The clerk was stunned, then handed me the little peach with the eyes of a scumbag.

It's better to check out quickly, otherwise I may not be able to control the mood of wanting to kill.The moment I took out the card, Dazai started beeping again.

"Wait, why did you pay for your new love with my bank card?"

I took a look, oh, I really made a mistake, this time it was really Dazai's bank card.

And the clerk, please don't stare at me like a scumbag, look at the actor next to me, there are no tears in his eyes, it's obviously a gloating smile.

Forget it, I'll drink milk tea.

The author has something to say:

Shirase: Can my reputation be saved again?

Today's Small Theater (Shirase's Perspective):

I fell asleep, and vaguely heard Chuya and Dazai arguing.What are you arguing about at night?Don't you sleep well?

I sat up and kicked Dazai off.Then he turned his head and hugged Chuya, "Leave him alone. Go to sleep."

Zhong also hugged me a little helplessly, and fell into the bed together.

It's just that when I fell asleep, why did I still face the sideways side and was attacked by the little thing (?) on the other side.I'd better lie down.

The next day I was bleary-eyed and suspected I had caught something, oh.two. !

I let go of my hand calmly and closed my eyes.

I'd better sleep a little longer.

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What did you imagine when you watched the small theater yesterday?Want to spy on the screen.

In addition, she shared Elaine's opinion. She said that Shirase checked the favorability and found that the No. 1 favorability was the leader of the previous generation, and Dazai's favorability jumped repeatedly.Hahahaha Elaine's Little Theater is included in the comments of the first two chapters, you can check it~