[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Never thought that the scene that was not achieved in the previous life would be achieved in an alternative way in this life.

I have never been recited in two lifetimes, but I just recited a pig (crossed out) Dazai.This is also an idol drama in a certain way. I am handsome and rich, and the heroine Dazai Dazai is a heroine with a bursting girl's heart. (Bah, bah, why did I automatically get substituted into the weird plot again.)

At first, I didn't understand that the enemy had been dealt with, and Dazai was still standing there like a sculpture in a daze, "Let's go, what are you doing." The doubts from my soul, could it be that Dazai is still holding back his big moves?

I couldn't help but leaned closer, only to hear Dazai say softly, "I sprained my ankle."

"I twisted it when I was just jumping. It's all because Shirase called me suddenly, so I turned around."

"..." Okay, that's very domineering.Wait, "What am I calling you? You twisted your foot? Why don't you twist your head?"

Listen to what kind of pig talk this is, it is simply one of Shiraise's series of wanting to hit someone after hearing it.

"Come on, I'll carry you on my back." Tuo Dazai drove my car to the end of the river, I am now a car-free family.It's so troublesome to buy one another day.

Dazai made a strange expression as if he didn't expect me to say that, and nodded slightly.

After thinking about it, I still couldn't help complaining about Dazai, "The sprained ankle triggered your kind and girly character design? Why are you so shy."

To be honest, this weight is indeed a little heavier than before. The feeling of jumping into the river to rescue him and throwing him ashore seems to be different from the feeling of his back now.

Dazai didn't reply, he just quietly rubbed his head against my neck.

Wait, this slightly wet feeling, I almost didn't throw the person behind me out, it felt like someone had shocked me, it was numb. "What are you doing, bastard?" After speaking for a long time without waiting for a response, I realized that Dazai had quietly fallen asleep at some point.It seems that his mouth accidentally knocked on my neck, this guy wouldn't dream of a duck neck. (Why do I feel like scolding myself, fell.)

When I put the sleeping Dazai on the sofa, he opened his eyes in a daze and dragged me to the sofa. "Sleepy, still want to sleep." Dazai murmured.

"Talk to me well." Just talk and don't rub your face against my neck.I tried to push the furry head away, but after a while he spontaneously leaned over, even intensified, hugging me with hands and feet.

"I'm not your sleeping doll." After I convinced myself, Dazai hugged me even tighter as soon as I finished speaking.

But Dazai is worthy of sleep/medicine, or sleepiness can be contagious/contagious, I have already become sleepy without knowing it.

I woke up from hunger, and when I woke up, I was alone in the living room, but there was a faint sound of running water in the bathroom.Looks like Dazai woke up early.

It's time to look for food, I looked through the food left in the refrigerator, there is nothing to stockpile, probably only enough to finish this meal.

The hot noodles are served with a Dazai with a strong strawberry flavor.

"You should wipe your hair, wait a minute and rub it on my pillow again." I spread the towel on Dazai's face, and Dazai raised his head and motioned for me to wipe it off for him.

"If I remember correctly, you are lame, not your brain?"

I stared blankly at Dazai's anxious expression.Tsk.

"Am I your father?" After taking a sip of the soup, I really couldn't resist Dazai's aggressive eyes, and I gave in.Anyway, I don't care if I have an extra daughter (Da Wu).

You look at him, you listen to him, and another moth comes out. "I want to eat crab meat." What an aggrieved tone.

I don’t get angry if I don’t mention crabs. I saw crabs crawling all over the living room when I went home that time. When I wanted to hit someone, I cracked/opened (it’s a smile).

"I haven't settled the account with you about your crab escape last time." I raised a ferocious (crossed out) kind smile, "Now let's settle the account."

Dazai's face froze, his bewildered expression resembled the emoji of "my father beat me for no reason".Dazai hesitated, "I never thought they would come out..."

"You are a crab spirit, why didn't you know they would come out?" I stared at them suspiciously.

"Didn't Chuna come to deal with them later?" Dazai became confident as he spoke.

I really think Zhongye's ability is really useful, and he can catch crabs, although it is a bit violent.No, Dazai took him into the ditch again, "Next time I do this again, I'll tie you up with them and stew."

"Hmm." Dazai's expression was mournful, his tone dragged the elders, and he looked at me with a displeased expression on his face.

"Eat quickly, the noodles will fall off."

"Got it."

After finishing worrying about the theater between Dad (crossed out) and Goubizi, I looked at the car.You can just buy something like a car. I don't have any requirements, but I pay attention to the virtues of diligence and thrift. As expected of me.

Dazai lay down peacefully for a while, and leaned his head to look, "You want to buy a car..."

I’ve been tormented by today’s Dazai so much that I don’t have the energy to turn over old scores and get angry, “Yeah. It’s convenient to have a car when you go out.” It’s also convenient to go to see Yuxing, and it’s also convenient to go on vacation in the future. (Although I am a social animal of Morde's vacation, I want to take a vacation, preferably a paid vacation.)

"You pick, I pay."? ? ?

My face was as stiff as Yazi who had been injected with hyaluronic acid and did not reduce the swelling, "You pay?" I wondered what was wrong, "Oh, my card, you pay, right?"

Dazai looked at me with shining eyes, "That's not it. I pay with my card."? ? ?

I pushed Dazai's hairy head away, believed in your evil, and said expressionlessly, "Now you eat mine, live in mine, and use mine." Every time I said a word, Dazai nodded, "Yes. So what’s yours is mine, and what’s mine is yours.”

Hearing Dazai's words of course, I was moved for a moment, and then I refuted him, "No, what's yours is mine, what's mine is still mine." my card?There is no way to send him two words.

When I woke up in the morning, I saw a pot of cornflowers on the window sill in the living room. It turned out to be a small gift from my netizen [My Coat Never Falls off], saying that it was a small gift from my netizen [My Coat Never Falls off], thanking me for bringing the little stories of magic reform to the children for so many days. their happiness.

I was thinking about reciprocity and gave him a lucky charm. It is said that the effect is to increase the luck level during the operation. I hope he can return to normal, and then use the five senses to fight (cross out) and play tennis with me. I can't bear it anymore and want to try. If the heart of the five senses is destroyed, will it be more exciting than Zhongye's gravity?

After getting ready for breakfast, I witnessed the crime scene where Dazai attempted to pull the flowers. "Why do you want to destroy my flowers?"

I resisted the thought of planting Dazai's head in a small flower pot.

"..." Dazai showed a sincere smile, "I want to taste the soil."

Okay, this is too much.

The author has something to say:

Shirase has chosen to forget the credit card he gave Dazai.

In addition, being more annoying will lower his bottom line, such as Shirase.Ha ha ha ha.He Buddha.

There is no small theater today, and my aunt is very uncomfortable when she comes, and even a little grumpy.

Thank you little angels for your collection and comments, good night everyone.