[Wen Ye] A painful ability

While I was taking a shower, the imaginary beating incident did not happen, and they played with their phones quietly.Just as I was about to breathe a sigh of relief, they stared at me who was shaking my head, and I instantly had an ominous premonition.

"Who sleeps in the middle at night?" Dazai came over and asked, blinking his eyes, just when the water from my hair splashed into his eyes, I pushed his fluffy head away with some guilt.

Nakaya laughed, and handed me a towel thoughtfully for me to dry my wet hair while waiting for me to answer Dazai's question.

I am too southern.

This devil problem is comparable to the problem of who to save when a girlfriend or mother falls into the water.

"Dazai sleep on the side." I tried to express my thoughts, "I always feel that Chuya's bed/side will roll off or be kicked off by someone with malicious intentions."

I added, "How painful it is for Chuuya to fall."

"Anyway, it's not a big deal if Dazai falls. He can lie under the bed for one night at most." Moreover, Dazai has experience sleeping on the floor, so this thing requires experience.

Dazai stared at me quietly, "Shirase, can you be a human being?"

"If I were human, I would hang you upside down on a tree branch first." I answered Dazai with a grim face, what did that guy do in my bathroom, I went in and followed up the scene of the case, and posted notes everywhere, saying what [slug stepped on Used floors, slugs used supplies. ] How did this guy do it? Could it be that he went in to peep/watch the whole process of taking a shower?Or by experience?I thought about it, and when Chuya went in to take a shower, I went to collect my clothes halfway.Could it be that time?

Dazai lowered his eyes sadly, "Xiao Zhi, who is loved by no one, heals loneliness."

"To comfort me, I will eat crab roe buns tomorrow."

"Aren't you tired of crab roe buns for breakfast every day?" My honey doubted.

Thank you Dazai for changing the subject smoothly, but whoever sleeps really thinks about it, I don't want my bed to become evidence at the murder scene.

"So Dazai sleeps on the side, Shirase sleeps in the middle, and I sleep on the inside." Zhong also came to the conclusion, stop thinking, little brother.

But I have to admit that this seems like the best arrangement.

I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, making Oreo sandwich biscuits is better than trying to fight till dawn, right?Then there shouldn't be any devil problems.

When the three of us played games online until early in the morning, the moths started to appear again.

For example, regarding the ownership of the quilt, I originally thought that Nakaya would make one for me and cover my quilt, and Dazai and I would cover Dazai’s exclusive strawberry quilt.

Chuya didn't say anything, Dazai refused first. "No, the quilt is full of Shirase's smell, and it can't be completely harmed by being hit."

Listen to Dazai's bad language, compared to me, shouldn't you give him a flexible application of the art of language?

In addition, what is called the quilt is my taste.The inexplicable wind comment was murdered, how could I leave that kind of thing on the quilt, damn it.

"Chuya, don't listen to Dazai." I tried to salvage my reputation, "I just changed this quilt a few days ago." As I was talking, I finally felt something was wrong, Dazai also covered my quilt.

"..." Chuya stared at me sideways, "Why are you covering the same quilt with Dazai, and I am alone?" Who taught Zhongya's ability to focus (come out and get beaten).

"Stupid slug." Dazai added fuel to the fire gloatingly, "But with your small brain capacity, you really can't imagine that Shirase hates you."

"I'm not, I don't have you, don't talk nonsense." I looked at Chuya affectionately with my incomparably sincere Kazilan eyes.How should I explain, Dazai will get in no matter which quilt I cover, what a bad explanation, fall.

"Listen to my explanation." I tried to open my mouth to organize my words, "Forget it, you should beat Dazai."

Killing is the right way to break the game.

Zhong didn't move, he just looked at me quietly.

"I really lost to you." I couldn't resist the emotion in Zhongya's eyes at all, "Don't just rely on your good looks to do whatever you want with me, Zhongya."

I chose to jump to Dazai's house next door, and took his quilt for me to cover.One person, one, the problem is solved happily.

"No." Zhongya asked me back, "Why doesn't he let him cover the mackerel quilt?"

"Because I like the little strawberry quilt very much." Dazai said while rubbing the strawberry logo on the quilt.

I really didn't expect Strawberry to win Dazai's heart so much, and I picked it out of the intention of harming him, "Although I don't understand that Dazai has a girlish heart, but as you can see, he really likes it, and he is in the middle of it." I can't put it down during the honeymoon period." I explained Dazai's behavior with a wooden face.

"..." is also like a second child who is fighting for favor and can't compete with Dabao, "I want to have my own."

"Do you want little strawberries too?" Buying it is nothing that can be solved with money.

All I got was a unanimous "No."

"Who wants to have the same style as him?" They all spoke in unison again.

Me, eyes dead. "You really have a tacit understanding."

I couldn't help asking Zhongye, "Then what do you want?" I was quite curious about what kind of answer Zhongye would give.

It never occurred to me that Zhong also wanted Xiaomeitao.He put it this way, "Because I heard Shirase say [you're thinking of peaches] many times."

...I'm scolding Dazai for wanting to peach (fart).

"Okay." I just bought it.

Finally turned off the lights.In the darkness, Dazai sneaked in lightly and skillfully, and I knew it.

But Chuya, you come in anyway, the quilt is not big enough.

Forget it, I'll go to sleep.Anyway, in the middle C position, I won't catch a cold anyway.

Sleep peacefully until morning.I got out straight out of the quilt, and looked back to see the two were still sleeping soundly.

What are you doing for breakfast today?Dazai's crab roe buns, Chuya's milk, and something for myself.

After I finished my breakfast, I saw Dazai awake for the first time without me waking him up.He is playing with Zhong Ye (this is the so-called morning exercise).

"Thanks for your hard work, Shirase." Chu also felt embarrassed that he was eating and drinking for nothing.See, there are few thick-skinned people in this world, and no one can match Dazai (although I think I sometimes surpass him (strike out).)

My face remained the same, "I'm used to it." In just one sentence, I poured out so many bitter tears.

Go out to work, and start another day of social animals.

But I have a small question, why did the Hong Kong black people start wearing sunglasses when they saw the three of us walking side by side?

So I caught a lucky one - my subordinates. "Why do you start wearing sunglasses when you see the three of us one by one? Is there any meaning?"

The subordinate who became the lucky one in a million seemed a little flustered, and he quickly explained, "It's because..."

"Huh?" I noticed that Dazai had a strange expression, looking like he had a bad stomach.

"Master Chuya's beauty is too lethal." The subordinate closed his eyes and said this sentence.

After I praised my subordinate's vision as good as mine, I let him go. I don't know why he staggered a little.

"Sure enough, Zhongye's beauty is recognized by the black people in Hong Kong." I turned to look at Zhongye and began to praise him.The expression of the latter is also slightly subtle, there is really a generation gap between me and Zhong.

Sure enough, adolescent boys are so difficult to understand.

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This collection got up this morning and it looked like it dropped 50+, crying.

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in the dark.

Dazai laid himself on Shirase's body with ease, and unexpectedly met Nakaya who opened his eyes.

"You." Chuya exclaimed, then lowered his voice, "Hey, bastard, get off Shirase quickly."

"Chuya." Dazai dragged his voice out, "I don't."

Nakaya tried to pull Dazai away, but he was afraid of waking Shirase who was sleeping soundly, so he was at a loss.Chuya's behavior was unceremoniously ridiculed by Dazai.

"Don't worry, Shirase slept soundly." After finishing speaking, Dazai kissed Shirase's neck directly, and received a soft cry from the sleeping latter. "Look, Shirase didn't wake up even if he was like this."

"The well-behaved sleeping Shirase is my night doll."

Dazai had a twisted smile on his face.

Chuya looked angrily at Dazai's protesting expression, "Do you do this every night?" Even though he knew that Shirase would not wake up easily, Chuya still spoke in a low voice.

"Yes." Dazai admitted generously, "I said, wouldn't Chuka, who has tried everything possible to stay overnight, not want to try?" Dazai's words were full of temptation.

The devil whispers... Who else is sinking tonight?