[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Waking up in the middle of the night for the first time.Sure enough, it was because the dinner was too salty and I drank too much water. When I opened my eyes in a daze and was about to climb out of bed, I vaguely felt that there was something hidden in the corner of the bed, and it was staring straight at me. Am I the stray cat that ran in without closing the window?

I flicked on the bedside lamp to reveal the mystery.

"Dazai?" I was surprised for a moment, "You put me in the corner of my bed to peep at night?" I was speechless, but also felt very strange.

"Ah. Shirase..." Dazai withdrew his staring eyes and put on a harmless expression, "I didn't expect you to wake up tonight..."

There is nothing wrong with Dazai's words at first glance, wait, what do you mean I didn't expect to wake up tonight?Could it be that he reports here every night?

No, I can't hold back anymore.I will come to kill after I have solved the very urgent life events.

When I came back from the bathroom, I saw Dazai in the corner occupying my original position very naturally, "You are sleepy and go back to sleep, why are you sleeping in my bed?" I pushed Dazai away, but he took my quilt Roll to the bottom of the bed.

"Asshole." I gave up struggling, and if I don't sleep at three o'clock in the morning, I will move my hairline further back than the leader sooner or later.

I lifted the quilt and got into it myself.

"This is my quilt, why are you robbing me of the quilt, Dogbi Dazai." I glared, and the latter stared at me aggrievedly and said he was cold.

Well, Dazai even went so far as to try to share my pillow after I acquiesced in him pulling the quilt.

"You really shine when you give it some sunshine..." I couldn't help yawning as I spoke, I couldn't stand it anymore, and closed my eyes.

After I closed my eyes, I could clearly feel Dazai's hair touching my neck, and the sinking of my chest for no reason.

"So, does lying on my chest help you fall asleep?" I asked Dazai, who was still lying on my left chest/chest, gloomily.

"Don't be noisy." Dazai murmured, his voice became softer, I heard a very strange sentence - I was listening to it.

Could this guy be listening to my heartbeat?After realizing it, I was in a complicated mood, "Can you do something that a normal person can do?"

"No." Dazai raised his head and looked at me, "Shirase himself doesn't do what normal people should do, but asks me to do it." Dazai paused, pretending to suddenly realize, "This is a double-standard dog."

Listen to what is this?

Impatiently, I shoved Dazai under the bed.Dog men don't deserve beds.Really, if it wasn't a good time to go to bed, I would hang him on a tree branch by the window to hang overnight.

With a hideous face, I just fell asleep without seeing or worrying.When I woke up, my dark circles were really heavy, and I yawned slowly.

Very good, I didn't see Dazai when I woke up, otherwise my mood would have been even worse.

As soon as he finished talking about Cao Cao, Cao Cao greeted me on the branch outside the window.

I closed the window without hesitation.

An abrupt notification sound - [System repair completed. ]

Huh, I don't even know when it starts to repair itself.Don't worry about it for a moment when you are confused.

When I finished my breakfast, Dazai was already brazenly sitting at the dining table eating the omelette I had prepared earlier.

"I will never be able to reach the other side of your thick skin." I sincerely praised Dazai's nonchalant thick skin, and I lost.

But he is eating, so beating him up now will throw me all over the room.

I have to Buddha.

When I go to work, I take the non-recyclable garbage with Dazai.

When I met my subordinates on the road, subordinate A couldn't help being concerned about my dark circles, "Isn't it because Dazai is tossing me in the middle of the night." I couldn't help but yawned again, and tears came out of my sleepiness.

Dazai sneezed, "Hmm. I seem to have caught Shirase..."

"It's all because Shirase and I robbed the quilt, but they kicked me under the bed if they couldn't rob me."

Goubi Dazai, you have clearly distinguished the relationship between primary and secondary for me.Why didn't you say that this quilt was originally mine.

After I finished the slaughter, I turned around and found that all my subordinates were wearing sunglasses.

I wondered why they brought it when the morning sun was not shining at all.This may be the generation gap between the two lives and everyone.do not care.There will be another slaughter at noon.

How did things get to this point?I was caught between Dazai Nakaya and my eyes blankly.

Why do I always stand in the C position?fall.

I asked aloud, "Don't you think we're like a signal status display?" Left to right, tall to short.

"When a slug stands in the middle, it sinks in."

"And when I stand in the middle, it will protrude."

It came from Dazai, the first grader who took time out to answer my question after a fight with the elementary school students in Chuya.

"Asshole, are you making fun of my height?"

"Yeah, you are smart and finally found out."

I really don't understand why the leader sent the three of us together this time.I remembered a joke. Someone went to buy hamsters, and the store recommended him to buy two hamsters as companions. The man said that the two hamsters would fight. The store thought about it and said that if he bought three, the third one could persuade him to fight.

I am the third hamster, unlike persuading a fight, I usually choose to fight with Zhong Ye.

"Hajiu." Dazai sneezed and began to complain about me, "It's all because Shirase caught a cold."

"What's the matter with Shirase?" Zhong also defended me without hesitation, (although I feel that my reputation in his heart has been damaged so much that I don't want to describe it anymore.) "You blame Shirase for the monster you made yourself?"

"Slugs don't talk unless they know the truth. Shirose, he robbed me of the quilt last night." Dazai began to twist the facts again.

"Wait?" Zhong also rarely hesitated, "No, why did you sleep with Shirase?"

I should have covered Dazai's mouth right from the start.If you keep your mouth open, you just blare all day long. Why don't you blare when you're not in the river.

"The thing is like this, Chuya. Dazai hid secretly at my house last night while I was asleep, and then I woke up halfway to find him, and then Dazai forcibly occupied my quilt and pillow. Shinobi threw him to the ground directly. The above is what happened.”

I said this long series of words in one breath, and of course I covered Dazai's mouth tactfully, but I was really afraid that he would keep babbling again.Inexplicably, there is a kind of wife explaining that the red mark on her neck that seems to be kissed is actually scratched by herself.

"Bastard Dazai." Nakaya beat Dazai up.

After being beaten, Dazai blinked Kazilan's big eyes and asked innocently, "What Shirase said is right, why did he cover my mouth?" Dazai looked at me with interest.

How did my Tom know how my hand would cover your mouth, he had a mind of his own.In addition, why did Chuya stare at me and wait for me to explain again.

"..." Farewell, I'll go have a cup of milk tea first, you guys talk first.

The author has something to say:

The leader Zai is a person who pierces his ears, and the ear studs were given away, but Shirase wears the earrings given by Dazai. In his heart, the leader Zai and Dazai are the same person.

And since Dazai witnessed Shirase's death that time, he began to stare at Shirase in the dark, in other words, he waited for Shirase to die every night.As a result, I didn't expect the system to repair itself, and there will be no time-space interlacing in the future.However, due to the excessive number of crossovers in front, Shirase's soul began to have sequelae, but he would not die.

The current ranking of Shirase's favorability (from high to low) (from Shirase's perspective):

Zhong Ye: From the status of a leveling tool person to a trustworthy little partner. (I like the purity of Chuya, maybe this is the reason why the more you lack something, the more you like it.)

Yuxing: female goose. (I want to raise her into a new generation of independent women)

Chief Mori: Although he used me as an animal (heavy fog), he is a good boss (although I don’t understand how Dazai became the leader in the future)

Dazai: A cooperating actor who can cooperate