[Wen Ye] A painful ability

In the living room sat a Dazai.

So I chose to exit the room and re-enter.

Very good, this time the two Dazai are sitting side by side on the sofa.Hearing the sound of the door opening, the two black-clothed monsters looked back at me at the same time,

Hallucinations?Enter the room again.

The three Dazai sat in a row, hey, it turned out that there was an extra Dazai in a khaki trench coat.

Feeling hopeless, I closed the door, sighed, and opened it again.

I looked at a Dazai lying upright on the sofa, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Thankfully, there is only one.

"Dazai, why did you come to my house again?"

"Hmm. Which one are you asking?" Dazai on the sofa asked me as he half sat up with his hands propped up.

So I saw two little heads of Dazai popping up in the kitchen.

When I woke up from the nightmare of the three Dazai, my face was really pale, and my eyes were even a little dull.

Everyone buys a house at station b, Dazai really does not take the usual path, he buys a house in my dream and lives there.

Speaking of buying a house, should I also invest in real estate?After all, my dream since I was a child was to be a charterer with dozens of houses at home.Like, "Hello, I'd like to rent your house on xxx street." "Oh, which one are you talking about?" This kind of dialogue is what I dream of.

"Shirose's complexion is really not very good-looking recently." The leader looked at my complexion carefully for a while, and Alice even added childishly beside her, "Like a female ghost."

"So will the boss give me paid time off?" Since I look so ghastly...

"Of course not." Obviously, the leader didn't agree to me and gave me a ladder, so he climbed up.Even delivered me a bunch of freshly baked quests.Geez, man.

"Okay, leader." I walked out of the leader's office with a wooden face.

look what i seeA wild Chuya.

"Chuya." I called out Chuya's name and hooked him by the shoulder.

"Shirase, your face is looking whiter and paler." Sure enough, everyone's first sentence to me recently is similar to this.

"Have you turned black too?" I asked uncertainly, "I like your face even though you have turned dark." Wait, what kind of scumbag is this?

Chuya said seriously, "Shirase."

"Okay, okay. I'm fine. All the indicators in the physical examination report are normal." I paused. Growing up my soul is becoming more and more incompatible with this body?I guessed wildly.

"Look at your lips are so white, are you okay?" Zhong also pushed his face too close, right?Seeing his blue eyes full of worry for me, I looked away uncomfortably.

"Then I'll put on some lipstick before going out next time." He said that the lipstick seemed to be at Dazai's place.Just buy another one.

"..." Zhong also rarely stared at me expressionlessly.

"I see." Who could resist Zhong Ye's gaze... "I will take good care of my body."

Chuya began to care (?) for me for a few minutes (?), "Got it, Chuya's mother."

Obviously, Chuya choked up for a moment at the title.

Could it be that he wants to hear me call him dad?But I am usually the one who hits the enemy and calls him Dad.I can't help but fall into deep thought.

After a while, Zhong also looked helpless, "I really can't do anything about you, idiot."

"Zhongye, you never called me an idiot before. Are you really Zhongye? Have you been slaughtered?" I was so scared that Huarong turned pale (heavy fog).

As the saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and those who are close to Dazai eat jujube and are assimilated.

"Don't mention that bastard." As soon as Dazai was mentioned, Chuya got angry.

It seems that Dazai's suitor blew up Chuya's motorcycle after he couldn't court him. That's right, it was the one I gave him.

For a while, I don't know whether it is better to feel that Dazai has a suitor, or to feel that Zhongya's car was blown up like this.I decided to feel sorry for myself. Dazai, a scumbag, has people chasing after me. I don't smoke or drink, and I am handsome and rich, but no girls like me.

Although I don't fall in love early, it's two different things from having someone pick me up.

"I always feel like he did it on purpose." Even after a few days, Zhong Ye was still angry, and he was still bitter about it, even though I said I would give him another car.Unfortunately, Nakaya never caught Dazai.

Here comes the question, should I tell Chuya Dazai about saving money to buy bombs.

Thinking about it this way, Dazai's token of love is actually a bomb?Unknown.

"On the bright side, maybe Dazai wants to give you a new motorcycle." I tried to add fuel to the fire (cross out) to comfort Chuya.

"Shirose, it's okay to stay with Dazai. He has killed you." Chuya persuaded me earnestly.

The word Zaihua has become a derogatory term in our minds.As expected of me and Zhongya, this tacit understanding.

As soon as I finished talking about it, Dazai who didn't know where to go was hidden by God, he sat on my office chair openly, and greeted me with a face like the owner of this place when I came in.This time I fully absorbed the bloody experience in the dream, and dared not exit and re-enter.In case it is smoked again, come three Dazai, the picture is too beautiful, I can't bear it.

So I gave a wicked smile.

"Dazai, I am very democratic."

"So which leg do you want to break this time?" Instead of Dazai Sao breaking his leg, let me break it.

"You can choose the left leg or the right leg, and I will beat them both." Anyway, no matter what he chooses, he will be beaten by me...

"I want to eat the Daifuku you made last night." Dazai looked at me sincerely.

What kind of dialogue is this between a chicken and a duck? No, I always feel that I scolded myself by the way.

"You're thinking of peaches." I kept the fierceness on my face perfectly, but it was a little stiff.Is it time to manage expression expressions another day?

"No, Goubi doesn't even deserve peaches."

Dazai got up, walked in front of me, and to be honest, why did everyone get so close to me today? I was not used to it and turned away.

"It looks like you can wear earrings." Dazai's hair didn't even touch my face unintentionally.

what?

"This earring really suits you, Shirase."

I hesitated for a moment, "You didn't buy it for me with my card or Zhongye's card, did you?"

"No." Dazai denied, "I got it in the lottery at the supermarket."

What kind of luck is this? My lottery has always been the denominator.I'm so sour...

"I don't need to say more to thank you. After all, it's my dog. I don't like marks on your body that are marked by others."

Isn't it all you?I, in the eyes of the dead fish, have not yet realized that something is wrong.

"Master Shirase. Your earrings are shining brightly in the sun, which suits you very well..." From the mouth of my subordinate.

"Then what do you think of the chocker I wore before (for women's clothing)?" I always thought it would look strange if I didn't wear it for women's clothing. Is it because I don't look good?I can't help but fall into deep thought.

"It would be even more perfect if you put it on now."

The author has something to say:

To explain the small problem in the previous chapter, if the if line, it is assumed that there are still Kurokutagawa and Higuchi.Shirase knew that there was a concept of parallel worlds, and then Dazai became the leader without him in the world of the leader Zai. When he saw Akutagawa and Higuchi in the future, Shirase would think that Dazai would also become the leader in this world with a higher probability. Unexpectedly, he defected.

There is also why Shirase took the dog with him for a while, because the dreams he had were all caused by the instability of the time world. He thought it was a dream but it was actually real. His soul has become relatively fragile after time travel. He often tosses/torses him in the form of dreams like this, and his soul shatters when he can't bear it. (Why do I feel like I've passed myself out again, hold my forehead.)

In addition, Sister Elaine's words are added. Her description is so wonderful. I have always had a hard time describing Dazai's feelings after witnessing the resurrection of Shirase. It turned out to be infatuation. I was obsessed with Shirase's killing intent and death, and I wanted to cut Shirase apart. open obsession. yooooo

The following is a serious interview (in bold exploration):

01. What are you worrying about recently?

Dazai: Yes.The two of them turned their faces and refused to recognize anyone, and were very ruthless. After feeding me, they knocked me out.That's okay, when I woke up and climbed up from the bottom of the bed, I saw that the big and small wives were snuggling together.I forcibly joined them.

Zhong Ye: I don’t have anything to worry about, it’s just a little strange.Shirase talked all kinds of flirtatious things in front of me, and occasionally wanted to experience his reservedness in front of Dazai.

Dazai: Listen to what the slug said. It is a typical person who is in the blessing and does not know the blessing. It’s fine for Shirase to call Chuya brother, and even call him dad (!). Last name, or Goubi.

Shirase: I'm so brooding.Even when Chuya used gravity, Dazai always came to touch me.