[Wen Ye] A painful ability

Recently, the quality of my sleep has changed from a state where I only fell asleep with my eyes closed in the car to a very peaceful sleep at home until dawn. If there is no alarm clock, I guess I can sleep all the time.

I also gradually got used to Dazai's openness and grabbing my quilt.Like now...

Obviously, there is only one quilt for each person, but Dazai always discards his quilt (probably because the quilt cover I bought for him has a small strawberry printed on it) quilt, and then gets into my quilt with ease, his mouth It is also very plausible, "Shirase's quilt has a sleep-promoting effect."

Listen to what is this?

I decisively exchanged our quilts. Anyway, I don’t mind Dazai being so big, let alone his quilt (I always feel that there is something wrong).The strawberry quilt cover that I bought for him with the idea of ​​defrauding Dazai at the beginning has now become evidence of defrauding myself. I never expected it.

"Hey, Dazai, why did you still lift the quilt from me?"

With a blank face, I turned to face Dazai who took the opportunity to lift up my strawberry quilt, and held down his devil's hand.

Dazai looked at me like an innocent little black cat, "I'm cold."

Why are you so cold in summer?

I ruled out everything and came to the most likely conclusion, "Is your kidney failing?"

The atmosphere was too quiet, and I couldn't help but reflect on whether what I said was too straightforward.

Dazai lowered his eyes, and that look made me a little apologetic.

Immediately after relieving my pangs of conscience, Dazai sneaked in nimbly.I am a Buddha, so I can do what I love.

"Don't touch my jio with your jio."

Every day when I wake up, I find myself surrounded by Dazai in twisted postures. This guy often falls asleep lying on my chest, holding my ankle tightly with his hand.I couldn't help thinking about whether I should buy a pillow for Dazai to ease my situation. I'm not a big doll, but I look like a doll.

I lightly pushed him away, Dazai opened his sleepy eyes the next second, and saw him yawned and complained, "You woke up too early."

It is impossible for a social animal to want to get up late, but it is very possible to be a charterer, so it is necessary to save a little money.

"Crab roe buns for breakfast."

"No. I won't do it."

"No, then you can learn. Anyway, Shirase has a strong learning ability..."

Thank you, I, Shirase, don't want to hear such compliments.

"Bastard, you should finish eating soon." I looked at the time, "Otherwise, you can wash the dishes yourself."

"Understood." It was Dazai's drawn-out tone that answered me.Tsk.

What I am most afraid of is the sudden concern of the leader, the kind of concern that will not let me go.

"Shirose, you look radiant recently." The leader began to look at my little white face again and came to a conclusion.

I was silent for a while, and gave an uncertain answer, "Maybe it's because I eat more."

"Dazai too, he looks much better than before." The leader let go of my face and started to stare at Dazai's bandaged face.

To be honest, isn't Dazai's face always like this?How come I don't see any change?Am I blind (strike out) shrimp, because Dazai is a crab essence, and the species is different, so I can’t tell.

"That's right, thanks to Shirase." Dazai actually began to praise me, "Shirase is worthy of sleeping/medicine. With him, I can sleep more peacefully than taking sleeping/medicine."

Dazai paused, and sighed, "It would be great if Shirase was a poisonous mushroom."

"If I were a poisonous mushroom, believe it or not, I would stew you first." A very kind smile appeared on my face.

Dazai revealed starry eyes, "If possible, please add crab to the soup."

"You stew yourself in an iron pot, what more crabs do you need, crab essence."

What interrupted us was the leader asking with a bald face, "Are you two Shirase and Dazai only three years old?"

"Obviously Dazai is only three years old, no more." I gave the answer as a matter of course, "As for me, at most five years old." Who is not a baby yet.

"I am three years old, and Shirase is five years old, so you have to take good care of my little seedling." From Dazai's mouth of divine logic, do you still have the face to tell me to take care of you?

For those who push their noses on their faces, I should attack without hesitation. I said with a grim face, "I will love and love you later, and throw you into the water. The young seedlings can only grow up by drinking more water. What do you think? "

So, our five-three pair was kicked out by the leader, saying that we wanted to dance outside.Tsk.

I don't understand that the bandage monster next to me will also come to the supermarket to buy.

"Why does the shower gel always smell like green apples?" I just picked up the shower gel I'm used to, and Dazai muttered that he doesn't like green apples, "It smells like slugs." Wait, I seem to have discovered something, Dazai must No matter how close you are to Zhongye, you can smell the green apple smell on Zhongye.

"So what flavor do you want to use?" According to my judgment, it is impossible for Dazai to name a normal flavor.

Unexpectedly, I was slapped in the face.Dazai said he wanted strawberry flavor.

I stared at Dazai quietly for a while, but I didn't expect that the rough guy had a girlish heart in his heart that was even younger than my previous life.

So I put both the green apple flavor and the strawberry flavor in the cart.

Passing by the food section, I remembered the crab roe buns that Dazai mentioned in the morning, so I put a few in the cart.

"Crab roe buns made fresh are much more delicious than this kind of ready-made ones."

What Dazai said made sense, and I casually echoed, "Of course food tastes better when it's freshly prepared."

Then came Dazai's crazy cue to make crab roe buns.

Sorry, I can't hear you right now.It is impossible to do.

Before checking out, Dazai took something from near the cashier, I didn't see the speed of his hand clearly for a moment, "What did you take, Dazai..."

Dazai winked at me, "Something that makes me happy."

Tsk, has the supermarket been reduced to selling poisonous mushrooms?

I looked down at my wallet and took out my card, only to find that the cashier was looking at us with hot cheeks.

Dazai looked at the card I handed out and said lightly, "I thought it was my card."

Apart from making sense, I also feel that my reputation has been victimized.

"Maximize your card next time." Don't max out with Dazai's surname.

"It's fine."

Complicated mood.

In the evening, the bathroom that Dazai came out of after taking a shower was filled with the smell of pink strawberries.For a moment, I didn't know what to say, and went in to take a bath with complicated emotions.

But why does my newly bought green apple shower gel have a strawberry flavor when squeezed out?

So tonight my bed is filled with strawberry flavor X2.

This smell is quite good, I want to eat strawberry Daifuku Zzz.

The author has something to say:

As soon as I got off work, I received Chapter 11 and it was locked.Damn, can this review be reviewed again?I'm in a bad mood QAQ

And some words from this chapter:

In convenience stores or supermarkets, most of the checkout counters are filled with candy, chewing gum and unspeakable by/t.

Hey hey.It depends on how you understand it... (Anyway, I think Dazai took candy. Lol...)

In addition, Shirase's other name in the Hong Kong black forum at the beginning was Gentle Man/('s) (wife) big wife.Hahaha, the two words in the middle were blocked.

Little Theater (Shirose Perspective):

When I woke up, there was a faint morning smell in the air that only I could smell in my life.Could it be me?

I couldn't help but look down, everything was normal, it wasn't me.

Dazai was still sleeping on my shoulder.

But the window that was clearly closed before going to bed last night is now open.

I secretly lifted the quilt to see if it was Dazai or him.He doesn't even have that smell on him, but his strawberry scent lingers too long, doesn't it?I can't smell it anymore than mine.