A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Being tricked, definitely being tricked!

Jiang Bin stared blankly at "Niu Jianshen Taro" in front of him. For a moment, a comet hit the moon, a white rainbow pierced the sun, and a goshawk hit the temple. Qing Ji.But on Jiang Bin's round body, there is only a beak made of cardboard that can be used as a guy...

When he was in a dilemma, suddenly there was a howling of wolves in the audience, Jiang Bin turned his head and saw the belated "Weaver Girl" step by step, leading the magpie played by Li Datu to stand one meter behind him, raised her head Chin said in a queen-like tone: "Come here and issue a formal invoice."

"Jiang Magpie" has another mouthful of old blood.

Liu Jian smiled deeply, and the audience howled.

"Niece, you are born from the same root, so why bother with each other?"

Su Maili tossed the drape, and a plum blossom between his brows made his brows look like willows:

"Everyone eats according to his ability!"

"Forget it, the opponents haven't really fought against each other so far. It's better to hit the sun than to choose a day, so we can fight tonight?"

Su Maili snorted coldly, pulled a feather from Li Datu's tail, and blew with a "huh--", and the stage was filled with smoke in an instant.

After the smoke cleared, three beautiful "maids" appeared on the stage - Ye Zhenxin, director of the technical department, Wang Yang from the technical department, and Xu Jun, three big men with an average height of 1 meters, wearing suspenders and lace Gloves, collars, lace headbands and other accessories in black and white maid outfits, when the background music - the theme song of "Saint Seiya" sounded, Qi Shushu took out a footbath from behind and began to sing in Shanghai dialect while dancing: "Did the robbery burn! Today, the robbery will be empty! (The water for washing the feet is not burned! I will not wash my feet and go to bed today!)

Kamisi, eh class sweep, send robbery, haha! (Washing water is still burning, sleep without washing feet, very dirty!)

How to burn robbery silk!Mom just paid too much! (The water for washing feet is not burned! Mom said the cost is too high!)

Yigang Mikong hits it well, and then puts it into the bubble! (She said that after washing her face, put her feet in to soak!)

Robbery and Kamis only use gas stoves to burn them! (Both the water for washing feet and face are burned with gas stoves!)

In order to raise wages, the price of silk ground coal has increased~OHMYGOD! (Why wages are not rising, but the price of water, electricity and coal is rising ~ OHMYGOD!)

Sao Ya Sao Ya! !Fasao Mingni eh, price increase~~ (burn it! Burn it!! If you don't burn it, the price will increase next year~~)

Sao Ya Sao Ya! !After washing your feet, come to SPA~~OHYEAH~~

Sao Ya Sao Ya! !From the opening of DouShao to the end of the month~~ (burn it! Burn it! From the beginning to the end of the month~~)

Sao Ya Sao Ya! !To piss off?Mom was in a daze~~ (burn it! Why not burn it? Mom pays the bill!)”

The three big men all looked heroic and stern and shook the basin. Sometimes they jumped in unison, and sometimes they moved in small steps. Although their movements were stiff and their songs were out of tune, they still amused the audience.

Especially at the end of the music, when a gust of artificial wind blew by, Ye Zhenxin stood on tiptoe and raised the washbasin above his head, while Wang Yang and Liu Qi posed in the classic Marilyn Monroe pose with his hands on his knees to cover his skirt, with flashing lights on his head There was a lot of applause.

Amidst the warm applause, the three members of the technical department sacrificed their appearance. Behind them, Jiang Bin, who was always facing the three seniors in the technical department who were always known for their reticence and ability, had their buttocks gone from time to time.

After the audience's mood calmed down a bit, Liu Jianshen took a step forward and said disdainfully: "What's the point of being a puppet girl these days?" Liu Jianshen's arm trembled, and a cucumber shot out from his sleeve. He picked up the cucumber and shouted: " Swastika!!"

After the smoke passed, three beauties, Zhang Weirong, Huang Panpan, and Qiu Xiaobing, appeared with Chaplin-style mustaches, black top hats and black sunglasses, and black suits in neutral attire, attracting whistles from the audience.

When the drums sounded, the three of them took off their top hats and flew towards the auditorium at the same time, and then began to dance hip-hop while stepping on the music of the theme song (Cruel na Angel の テーゼ) of "New Genesis Fuying Warrior" (EVA) during the light change.

Qiu Xiaobing was obviously in a hurry, she didn't have time to change her makeup, she only put her hair up, but it didn't affect her state at all. With her leading the way, the three of them were not restricted by their clothes, and they showed a neutral handsomeness in their gestures. , attracted the discussion below.Due to the extremely fast change of movements, many viewers gave up taking pictures and used the photography mode to record the heroic appearance of the three beauties.

At the end of the song, the applause lasted for more than a minute. Jiang Bin's heart was pounding when he watched it on the stage. He only saw the gentle side of a few girls on weekdays. This dazzling dance step is really useless. Words describe the shock!

Jiang Bin was still thinking about it, when Su Maili said again:

"The good show is yet to come!" Said with a wave of his sleeves:

"Li Que'er! Come on!"

Then Jiang Bin saw Li Datu in that magpie costume standing in the middle of the stage and shyly said, "That... the show I'm performing for you is—" and patted his wings:

"lay egg."

After a second of silence, everyone burst into laughter.

Jiang Bin watched in bewilderment as Li Datu took out an artificial grass nest from under the black cloth and put it in the middle, then half squatted in the grass nest, laying eggs like a hen laying eggs with arms crossed.

In a short while, nine eggs were piled up in the whole grass nest, and the audience was also amused, but compared with the popularity of the previous two programs, it was not at the same level.

Li Datu didn't care much, got up and handed the washbasin-sized "grass nest" to the first row of audience, asking them to verify the authenticity.

Jin Lin generously picked one and broke it open, proving that it was indeed a hard-boiled egg, and showed it to the audience.

Li Datu said "thank you" and returned to the stage with a nest of eggs in his arms.At this time, there was a burst of thunder, and a picture of dark clouds was displayed on the screen behind him. Li Datu covered his head with his wings and said, "Oh, it's not good! It's going to rain! We have to move the children to a safe place!" He bent down, Take an egg and place it on top of your head.

According to the law, even a hard-boiled egg would not be able to stand so firmly, let alone stand on top of Da Li's bald, sparsely haired head. But the strange thing was that the egg stood as stable as glue.Li Datu said, "Baby stand still!" He squatted down cautiously, took out another egg, and put it on top of the egg just now.The two eggs are so firmly stacked together!

Afterwards, Li Datu maintained a half-squatting position, and added one egg after another, until he stacked all nine eggs on his head unsteadily.Li Datuping raised his wings and stood up slowly. Several times, the audience thought that the stacked eggs that were shaking so badly had to be smashed down together, so they exclaimed again and again.

When Li Datu stood up straight with nine crumbling eggs on his head, before the audience had time to applaud, they heard Michael Jackson's classic song "beatit" gradually playing. The stacked eggs began to moonwalk to the music.

The magical development of this show was beyond the expectations of the audience, and bursts of cheers erupted immediately from the audience.Li Datu didn't completely imitate Michael Jackson's movements. It can be seen that the whole dance has also been appropriately modified. From time to time, he deliberately shook the egg on his head, and then twisted his waist to stabilize it, which surprised the audience.

At the end of the song, Li Dabald walked down the stage with the eggs on his head to the auditorium, walked across the path separated by bergamot flowers with his wings raised, and distributed the eggs on his head to the curious audience.Many spectators cracked open the eggshells on the spot, and it really was a hard-boiled egg... So when Li Datu returned to the stage, there were bursts of applause.

Liu Jianshen nodded approvingly to Li Datu on the stage, then entered the role and said to Su Maili: "Even if your subordinates can sing, dance and lay eggs, there is one person that you will never be able to surpass!" Gloves, with their backs to the audience, draw a giant magic circle on the screen, and then wave their hand, the magic circle on the screen rotates and emits a dazzling light.

The lights that were focused on the stage for a moment were turned on to the brightest, and when the audience squinted, a figure quietly appeared on the stage.

After the light gradually faded, everyone finally saw Liu Jianshen's summoned beast clearly—Xiao Shen in a chubby one-piece panda suit, with a bamboo inserted in the center of the stage coiled around his limbs, and he seemed to be sleeping.

When the lower head shouted cutely, with the sound of the first beat, Xiao Shen suddenly opened his eyes, then landed on both feet, twisted his hips violently, and made a very charming posture around the bamboo.

The ball of fur and black tail twisted in front of him, and when many spectators were stunned, Xiao Shen shed the "panda skin" at a speed that the naked eye could not catch, revealing the black leather jacket, pants and patent leather boots inside. Suddenly he pulled out a long whip and flicked it with a "snap".

The audience screamed when they finally realized what Xiao Shen was about to perform.The music suddenly stimulated the senses, and Xiao Shen danced around the "bamboo".

Turning the feet to the left, bending the legs and flying slightly, the slender limbs show the combination of masculinity and softness.Many difficult upside-down and landing movements made the audience below watch their hearts rise to their throats.But Xiao Shen's every action carried out his consistent style - neat and impeccable.

When Xiao Shen finally ended with an upside-down golden hook pose, his chest heaved and sweat dripped from his tight jaw, it was so indescribably sexy that many girls in the audience were hoarse and couldn't wait to meet Xiao Shen took a group photo and was persuaded by the staff.

"There are still some skills!" Su Maili waited for Xiao Shen to finish and said:

"All his subordinates are so good, I don't know how Boss Niu convinces the crowd?"

Liu Jian listened with a deep smile and said:

"My niece has said so, why should I show my hands?"

The audience in the audience shouted "Yes!", and Liu Jianshen walked to the center of the stage gracefully: "I hope my niece will accompany me." As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to untie the belt...

Jiang Bin hurriedly covered his nose with his wings, thinking to himself, doesn't the boss need to be so exciting in the finale? !

As a result, Liu Jianshen took off the belt and flicked it vigorously, and the belt turned into a precious sword in broad daylight.

Huh?magic?

Jiang Bin was very surprised. He was so close to Liu Jianshen that he didn't see how the belt turned into a sword.

Next, some people began to speculate about the content of Liu Jianshen's performance:

"Swallow the sword! Swallow the sword!"

Liu Jian smiled deeply. With that smile, Jiang Bin was so shocked that his chrysanthemum tightened, but he suddenly found that when Su Maili sat in front of the guqin, the light went out.

In the darkness, a note played by the Guqin was like a drop of water falling into a jade plate. The audience began to commotion, but gradually, everyone's eyes focused on a figure on the stage.

The reason why I can see it is because the person is wearing a "luminous suit" with wide sleeves. The material of the "luminous suit" is special, and it emits a light blue halo in the dark. It matches the luminous suit. A luminous mask with bronze luster and a sword with a cold light.

In the darkness where you can't see your fingers, the figure began to dance to the Guqin music.

Fast as the wind, slow as the forest, plundering like fire, immovable like a mountain.

Light as apes and birds, long tassels flying, every move and every move, all combined with the melodious and flowing Guqin music, it seems that there is only this person and this sword left in the world.

The return of the sword is a rivers and lakes dream of all young people. It has the unattainable pleasure of revenge, unrestrained, unruly, heroic, and righteous chivalry that is beyond the reach of people living in the impetuous and utilitarian world. My heart is surging and my blood is boiling, I wish I could get rid of this mediocre skin, sing a song, and go away...

With one move, everyone's thoughts were brought back to reality, a three-foot-wide curtain suddenly hung down in mid-air, and the figure jumped up, writing a word "Dragon" with his sword in mid-air.

The curtain was turned over, and the dragon character seemed to move in the darkness, swimming to the background screen exposed behind the curtain, and turning into a golden dragon soaring through the clouds and waving its teeth and claws.

The lights came on suddenly, and everyone finally came to their senses. They all stood up and gave the warmest applause to Liu Jianshen who was dancing the sword and Su Maili who was playing.

With the sword in its sheath, Liu Jian, who was wearing a moon-white straight train, smiled unrestrainedly, and turned his head to look at Jiang Bin at the side.

Jiang Bin, who didn't know anything about it, was stunned for a long time. He had never heard that Liu Jianshen could dance swords, and he danced so convincingly and bewitching people's hearts.

"Dancing God!"

As soon as Jiang Bin's words came out, "Liu Dashi"'s face turned dark.