A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

After Jiang Bin invited Zhang Miao out politely, he glanced at the lock on the window of his room that had been cracked silently, and met Jiang Yirong in silence.In the end, Jiang Yirong lowered his head and dug out the surviving milk from the refrigerator door to warm Jiang Bin.

Jiang Bin felt a bit of a headache. Before, he thought that Zhang Miao, who had a wonderful mind, was very interesting, but after a long time, he felt that this kind of maverick who did not consider other people's feelings made people overwhelmed. No wonder Jiang Yirong wanted to change the locks and caulk the seams. I moved to live with Liu Jianshen, and I don’t know if he was like this when he was young... Could it be that Jiang Yirong never mentioned his and Zhang Miao’s affairs because the past was so hard to look back on?

Both Jiang Bin and Jiang Yirong are people who don’t know how to say no. They often choose to avoid the expression of negative emotions because they are afraid of embarrassment. Therefore, Jiang Yirong always tries his best not to care about it, but this is not an option...Jiang Bin He glanced sympathetically at Jiang Yirong, who was standing in front of the electric steamer, who was absent-minded.

Ten minutes later, Jiang Yirong brought milk to Jiang Bin, and began to squat down to clean up the refrigerator. Jiang Bin helped clean up together after drinking the milk.After tidying up Jiang Bin asked Jiang Yirong to go to bed first. While browsing the dating website, he wondered if he would talk to Zhang Miao someday, but Zhang Miao's "sophistication" was beyond the reach of ordinary people. The problem of how to communicate gave Jiang Bin a headache. ...

My brain was dull at night, and I couldn't come up with a reason after thinking for a long time, so I had to click on the activity pages of several dating websites to see if there were any undercover sessions.

As the end of the year approaches, there are quite a few Christmas parties and New Year’s Eve countdowns. Jiang Bin chose the most crowded New Year’s Eve dating event on Qingyuan.com and signed up online. Anyway, Li Datu and Fatty Wang promised to reimburse him with an invoice. But I also told him to keep it secret and not let other people in the center know.Jiang Bin thought of the matchmaker who advised him to "disturb his foundation", and wondered if he would be able to meet him at the activities of Qingyuan.com.

Early the next morning, Liu Jianshen held a meeting to discuss the annual meeting.The previous planning was done by Miao Keqing and Xiao Shen, but many complicated tasks after that required everyone to work together.

After assigning the task, Liu Jianshen reminded again:

"Those who have programs at the annual meeting rehearsed intensively, not looking for perfection, but only for atmosphere." After speaking, they looked at Jiang Bin, and everyone also looked at Jiang Bin.

Just as Jiang Bin was about to blow his hair, Liu Jianshen nodded to Fatty Wang. Fatty Wang got up and took a lottery box and said, "There are a few programs that lack roles, and everyone who has no tasks is willing to bet and admit defeat." Each person who performs the task draws one.

As a result, "Cowherd" Xiao Can and "Weaver Girl" Su Maili joined Jiang Bin's team to perform "Meeting on the Magpie Bridge"... Jiang Bin silently looked at Liu Jianshen, and Liu Jianshen also looked back at him very frankly. But Bin intuitively felt that the lottery result must be Liu Jianshen's inspiration, but the twisted melon is not sweet...

At this time, Liu Jianshen's cell phone rang, and he said sorry and left the meeting room to answer the phone.

"Is there anyone else playing the magpie?" Jiang Bin felt a little uneasy when he saw that there was no one from the "Meeting on the Bridge of Magpies" group at the end of the vote.

"Me." Li Datu beside him replied with a bitter face.

Jiang Bin was stunned for a moment, Li Datu glanced at Liu Jianshen and said:

"The boss said that I'm bald, so I'm suitable to play a magpie..."

"Why?" Jiang Bin also lowered his voice.

Fatty Wang finished recording the personnel role information and walked over with a playful smile and said:

"Jiang Xiaobin, you haven't followed Lin Wuzhi's Weibo, have you? It's the one who drew nonopanda."

"what?"

"We only meet once a year on the magpie bridge. The Cowherd is so suffocated that he rubs against the magpie's head while dreaming of meeting the Weaver Girl on the road..."

Jiang Bin silently looked at Li Datu, who was streaming down his face, and decisively changed the subject: "What about the boss? Is he performing?"

Fatty Wang shook his head and said:

"The boss is naturally a spectator watching our performance, and he has to do everything in person, so is he still called a boss?"

Jiang Bin rolled his eyes:

"servility!"

"Come on, let me tell you! Only those who participate in the performance this time will have the chance to draw special prizes!"

Only then did Jiang Bin raise his eyelids, pretending not to care and saying:

"What's the special prize?"

"Nanjing Tangshan Hot Spring [-]-day tour, Hong Kong VIP group [-]-day tour, Oriental Pearl [-]-day tour."

"What happened to that day trip?"

"The boss has a group of distant relatives coming to Shanghai to play, and the boss has no time to entertain..."

"His sister!"

Finally, after a lot of busy work, everyone ushered in the annual meeting of the center on Christmas Eve.

The annual meeting was held in the hotel banquet hall near the center, and nearly [-] expert volunteers from the center and leaders of various cooperative units were invited.

Jiang Bin, who was at the back of the show, helped Qiu Xiaobing and the others to sign in at the door. Zhang Miao and Shu He appeared together as usual. Jiang Bin whispered when Zhang Miao signed in: "When will you be free? Can I invite you to drink tea?"

Zhang Miao nodded, and it was rare for him to go in with Shu He in peace. Jiang Bin then wondered if his blunt order to chase away guests a few days ago made Zhang Miao reflect...

A moment later, Jiang Yirong came with a coat hanging on his elbow, signed his name and asked in a low voice, "Have they come yet?"

Jiang Bin nodded:

"Third row from the left."

After entering, Jiang Yirong sat down in the third-to-last row on the far right, and then chatted with several familiar psychological counselors about various gossips in the industry.Of course, the neurasthenic Jiang Yirong glanced at Zhang Miao while chatting, fearing that he would arrive in front of him in a teleport.But if you watch too much, you will naturally see Shu He, and feel uncomfortable again, so you decide not to pay attention to the situation there.

The whole venue is decorated festively and elegantly, with lacquered welcome frames, light gold satin tablecloths and chair covers, hanging lanterns with the word "Dragon", flower columns surrounding the venue, long tables with drinks, roasted seeds and nuts, and candies, and Hundreds of pots of bergamot flowers tied with red silk satin were used to separate the seating area on both sides of the venue, and a strong New Year flavor rushed over.

The annual meeting officially started at six o'clock in the evening, and the hosts were Fatty Wang and Miao Keqing, who had rich experience in organizing events.Don't look at Fatty Wang's poor mouth and gossip, his ability to control the field is not inferior to that of a professional emcee. In Miao Keqing's words, Fatty Wang is a good host who can not play hooligans in critical moments and can hold the stage.When Jiang Bin heard these words, he shamefully thought of the avatar Jiang Yirong made for him on Weibo of the Center...

At the door, Qiu Xiaobing checked the list and started calling the expert volunteers who hadn't arrived with his sisters. Jiang Bin wrote down the current attendance and ran to the venue to inform Miao Keqing.

Miao Keqing glanced at her watch, stepped forward and whispered something to Liu Jianshen who was sitting in the first row, Liu Jianshen nodded, and Miao Keqing announced the start of the annual meeting.

Both Miao Keqing and Fatty Wang had rehearsed with the lighting photography of the hotel before, and they made a gesture, and the lights were focused on the stage.Fatty Wang usually uses T-shirts to deal with it, but it is rare for him to dress up formally once, but he looks good.

Liu Jianshen, Xiao Can, and Jin Lin were invited to sit in the first row. Jiang Yirong was considerate and left an empty seat for Jiang Bin. Jiang Bin sat beside him and ate pistachios together.

"Didn't you eat much for dinner?"

Jiang Yirong felt a little distressed seeing Jiang Bin's mouth full of snacks and no time to answer.

"There's always something to be busy with..." Jiang Bin replied after taking a sip of Coke after finally swallowing it.

Although there is a schedule in advance, there are always such and such situations. Under the call of Liu Jianshen, the boss who pursues perfection, all the staff in the center started working overtime since last night, and they all woke up early today, too busy At dinner, I hurriedly made a few family buckets to deal with it and then it was over. Jiang Bin was still holding the chicken bone in his hand, and Miao Keqing, who had been at the venue as early as the meeting, called to let the escort truck come to set up the venue.

Jiang Bin was so busy that he was dizzy, and now he had time to eat something. He moved a lot of heavy things today, and his legs and feet felt so sore that he couldn't stand up when he sat down. As the prelude to the annual meeting began, the audience in the audience looked engrossed, and they felt that the previous efforts were worthwhile.

After Miao Keqing and Fatty Wang introduced the guests present, Liu Jianshen, as a representative of the center, took the stage to deliver a speech.

Holding a glass of Coke, Jiang Bin looked at Liu Jianshen, who was graceful and witty, on the stage, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of unease.

The prospect of such a strong contrast between a sophisticated social elite and a job rookie who is ignorant of the world is not very good.

The most important thing is that now when Jiang Bin sees Liu Jianshen, he doesn't know whether to take a step closer or take a step back to escape.It is said that love comes from imagination, and Jiang Bin also hated his wild fantasies like a prolapsed wild horse.

The other party only gave a little ambiguity, so he excitedly gathered the fragments together to form an excellent material, and used his imagination to weave a love story and apply it to himself.However, the reality always does not match the imagined plot, so they can only change the "emperor's new clothes" day and night to trick themselves into fitting them.

Jiang Bin was a little tired, he thought, maybe he should take off this unrealistic burden and accept the fact that he has nothing...

At least, not too far...

The four words of repeating the same mistakes are far more frightening to him than deep sinking.

A burst of thunderous applause pulled Jiang Bin's thoughts back to reality. Jiang Bin watched Liu Jianshen walk off the stage with a smile, and was classified as an elite, drinking his Coke silently with his head down.

The warm-up game that followed broke the remaining dullness and warmed up the atmosphere for the future.

Expert volunteers, staff, and representatives of partners all showed their own unique skills. After the early rehearsal and ingenious interludes, the performance link can be described as full of wit and wit.

The annual meeting was supposed to be a festive occasion, except for a few talented dancers and operas, there were a variety of other programs, and many of the usually serious people didn't want to go out of their way to be funny and funny, and the audience laughed all the time.

What surprised Jiang Bin the most was that Zhang Miao also participated in this performance. Li Datu said that it was added at the last minute, and the content of the performance was hypnosis.

Zhang Miao invited a doubtful lawyer from the scene to come on stage, and asked the tall and burly Fatty Wang to raise his hands behind Lawyer Wang, then walked to the lawyer's side, and whispered something in his ear, With another tap, the lawyer closed his eyes without warning and fell backwards.

Fatty Wang was caught off guard and almost missed him. Everyone exclaimed and stood up and stretched their necks to watch.

Zhang Miao asked Fatty Wang and Wang Yang, the mobile technician standing beside him, to lift the unconscious lawyer onto two stools that were far apart, and then lowered his head and whispered something to him.The lawyer rested his head on one stool, his feet on the other, and his back was completely in the air.It is reasonable to say that after losing consciousness, the lower back would collapse without a support, but the lawyer actually lay upright, as if some invisible force was supporting his weight.

Just as everyone was curious, Zhang Miao made an even more unexpected move. He pressed the lawyer's waist and abdomen, then took off his shoes, and stood on the lawyer's hip bone with one kick.For a while, someone exclaimed and someone gasped, and the chair was brought to the ground and made a sharp sound.

Zhang Miao stood there holding his breath for a while, staring intently at the lawyer under his feet for a moment, then bent his knees and jumped.The lawyer who was treated as a "trampoline" stood still, and the audience couldn't help but walked to the front row to watch.

Zhang Miao stared at the lawyer's face for a while, didn't jump any more, and came down cautiously, then asked Fatty Wang to pull a stool over the lawyer's waist, then leaned over and said something in the lawyer's ear, With a pat on the back, the lawyer woke up.

After the lawyer opened his eyes, he was not surprised by the crowd of spectators around him.At this time, Miao Keqing, who was just in a cold sweat, came over, skillfully asked the common questions for the audience, and then handed the microphone to the lawyer.

The lawyer said succinctly that what Dr. Zhang had said in his ear was "relax", and then he fainted for a while, but when he was put down on the chair, he regained consciousness for a while, but he couldn't open his eyes. It felt like a ghost pressing a bed.

He heard the voices of the people around him, and those voices seemed to be amplified. He clearly knew that he was lying on the stage and that Zhang Miao was doing something to him, but his body was very light, like driftwood, Did not feel any external pressure.

Everyone was amazed when they heard this, and those who couldn't bear it pointed out that lawyer Cai just now had his head and feet resting on the stool, and his back was hanging in the air. Under such circumstances, Zhang Miao stood on his hip bones. Hurt and bounce lightly.

Lawyer Zhang was taken aback, then shook his head resolutely and said that it was absolutely impossible, his feeling was not wrong, he was clearly lying on a bench...

Miao Keqing stepped forward at the right time and said:

"Do you want to know what Dr. Zhang said to Lawyer Zhang?"

Everyone nodded.

So Miao Keqing walked to the center of the stage, picked up a recording pen that had been placed on the side of the stereo, and handed it to Wang Yang, the technician. Wang Yang connected the data cable and played the recording just recorded.

At first, Zhang Miao said "Relax" before Lawyer Zhang fell down. When Lawyer Zhang was moved to the stool, Zhang Miao leaned over and said - "You are as light as a piece of driftwood, you lie on a on the bench."

At the end of the recording, Lawyer Zhang opened his eyes incredulously. The audience stood up and gave the warmest applause. Even Su Maili, who always looks down on people, clapped his hands symbolically twice after a while. .

When Zhang Miao stepped down from the stage, the applause continued uninterrupted. Many colleagues gathered around to exchange business cards and ask for advice. Fatty Wang said a few witty words before these excited experts returned to their seats.

Jiang Bin finally recovered from his astonishment and wanted to discuss a few words with Jiang Yirong, but found that he was lost in thought on the stage.

Time seemed to be frozen at that moment, at that second, before everyone applauded and remembered, that confident and flamboyant smile that was ignored...

The subsequent programs were also full of surprises and wonderful surprises. Some danced swords and played the piano, some made pets look cute, some performed "fetching objects from the air", some drew and wrote with both hands and feet at the same time, and some wore bunny costumes and danced carrot dances. ...

The techniques of many performances are not very exquisite, and even make a fool of themselves, but the performers and audience enjoy it, and the scene is harmonious and harmonious.

The "Meeting on the Magpie Bridge" program that Jiang Bin participated in was ranked No. 15. As time went by, Jiang Bin's expression became more and more dignified.When Jiang Yirong finally came to his senses and wanted to have a few words with him, Jiang Bin had to change clothes with Li Datu and wait for the scene.

The props of the two of them were made by themselves and then reimbursed by the organization. The bird's beak is a piece of orange cardboard rolled into a funnel shape, and then a rubber band is tied to the opening to cover the head. The magpie costume is an online The custom-made polar fleece hoodie was delivered well a year ago, and Jiang Bin picked it up himself two days ago.

It has a round white belly filled with cotton, a chubby blue-black body, and two iron wires inside the fleshy "wings", which can be held by the iron ring inside and flapped up and down to make it fly.After helping each other put it on, the two looked at themselves in the mirror, and both shed a line of tears.

Jiang Bin covered Li Datu's wings with his wings and said in a vague voice:

"For the grand prize!"

Li Datu shook his orange beak up and down, his bright forehead reflected the incandescent light so that Jiang Bin couldn't even open his eyes.

"Jiang Xiaobin, Li Dabal! Come out and wait!" Zhang Weirong at the front desk urged outside the private room.

The two had to hurry out.

Zhang Weirong laughed out loud when she saw the appearance of the two, and after laughing, pinched Jiang Bin's cotton-filled wings and said, "It's so funny!"

As soon as Jiang Bin frowned, he became a "three-yellow chicken with a hairy mouth".

The waiting place is the two lounges on the left and right sides of the stage.Li Datu and Jiang Bin's two "magpies" will come to the stage from one side later, carrying the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl to meet each other, so they are separated from each other.

Jiang Bin opened a door in the lounge on the left side of the stage, and saw Qiu Xiaobing's flying skirt against the sound of strong music.

The tear moles pointing out at the moment echoed the sexy and hot dancing posture, and the bursts of cheers shook Jiang Bin's eardrums a little too much, and he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, so the "ice beauty" Qiu Xiaobing also has such a passionate side...

At the end of the song, there was thunderous applause, and Qiu Xiaobing's tall and handsome French boyfriend came up to present flowers, but Qiu Xiaobing became shy instead, and said "kiss each other"!Whistling and wolf howling came and went during the kiss between the two.

Jiang Bin was also very excited, and wanted to say a word to Zhang Weirong who was behind him, but when he turned around, he saw a beautiful woman who had been late, and immediately typed a series of words in his mind, such as "skin like creamy fat, collar like grub, teeth like gourd rhinoceros, gnat's head" Moth eyebrow..." description.

This is the same feeling Jiang Bin had when he saw Diao Chan played by Chen Hong in the old version of "The Interpretation of the Three Kingdoms". It has nothing to do with sexuality, but with beauty and ugliness. The beauty in front of you...

"Beauty" seemed not surprised by Jiang Bin's disrespect, she glanced at her beautiful eyes, her lips parted slightly, and said, "You also know Zhang Miao?"

Jiang Bin was like a thunderbolt, and he stared blankly at the Adam's apple of the beautiful woman in front of him who was covered by the Hanfu, "You, you, you... are you Su Maili?"

Su Maili was silent, as if giving up on communicating with Jiang Bin.

Jiang Bin trembled and tried hard to accept this fact, and then finally came to his senses, remembering what Su Maili said just now.

"You just said 'also'... Do you know Dr. Zhang too?"

As soon as the words were finished, Jiang Bin heard Miao Keqing's announcement outside, and Jiang Bin's heart rose in his throat.

Speaking of this show, due to Xiao Shen's busyness and Su Maili's lack of cooperation, there was not much rehearsal. It was only said that Jiang Bin had no lines, and he and Li Datu walked on stage and waved their wings.

I had fantasized about how I would feel when I was on stage countless times before, but when the real thing was approaching, I couldn't help but get nervous again.

Jiang Bin tried to follow the method Jiang Yirong taught him, taking a deep breath, holding it, and exhaling slowly.

He raised his chest and raised his head. When Zhang Weirong, who had disappeared just now, ran back to urge him to go on stage, he walked out with the same hands and feet, and the audience burst into laughter.Fortunately, most people thought that Jiang Bin's posture was the same as his appearance, and it was intentional.

Jiang Bin reacted quickly, adjusted his pace, and slowly flapped his wings, but the "Weaver Girl" behind him never came out of the open door...

Jiang Bin panicked. Could it be that Su Maili had stage fright at this time?Turning his head, he lowered his voice and called "Come out... Come out!", but got no response.

Just as he was at a loss, he suddenly heard a commotion. Jiang Bin turned his head and saw the door of the lounge opposite the stage opened.

A man with an open neckline in a white shirt, tight black suit trousers, side bangs covering half of his face, and a rose in his mouth walked slowly to Jiang Bin amidst the wailing sounds and flashing lights from the audience. He bowed and presented the rose: "Welcome to the street of 'Magpie Bridge' Kabukicho, I am the 'Niu Lang' here - Ushi Kenshin Taro..."

"Jiang Magpie" spattered out a mouthful of old blood.