A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Dead silence.

In Jiang Bin's mind, the scene of a loyal minister shouting "I am wronged" in the historical drama was dragged down and cut in half. The face of the minister became his own in the blood splashing everywhere, and a bloodstain was drawn on the ground, and a line of blood red was written with his finger. "This product is not human..."

At this time, Shu He was continuing to drink the orange juice in the glass with a calm face, as if he didn't think there was anything wrong with Zhang Miao's disguise as a woman.

Jiang Yirong just choked, covering his mouth and coughing.Jiang Bin secretly glanced at Liu Jianshen while patting Jiang Yirong's back.Liu Jianshen raised his eyebrows slightly and turned his lips up, admiring "this kid is so interesting". He didn't restrain his playful smile until he noticed Jiang Bin's gaze, and said politely to "Doctor Shu" at the door: "It's a pleasure to meet you." , please sit down."

Zhang Miao put the inflatable doll with his name written on it on the seat beside him. When Zhang Miao showed off his curvaceous curves wrapped in a maroon sweater and sat down gracefully, Jiang Yirong coughed more violently.

Jiang Bin called the lady to ask for a cup of warm water. Liu Jianshen waited for Jiang Yirong to finish his cough and drank the water, then toasted leisurely and said: "Thank you for joining the volunteer ranks of our service center, and hope to have more opportunities for cooperation in the future!"

Jiang Bin didn't understand what kind of medicine Liu Jianshen was selling in this gourd at all. Seeing that Zhang Miao and Shu He raised their glasses in cooperation, they looked at Jiang Yirong, and had no choice but to raise their glasses together.

After clinking glasses, everyone took a sip, and Zhang Miao opened the coconut milk to feed "Doctor Shu" beside him. Jiang Bin saw a white liquid dripping from the corner of "Doctor Shu" mouth, and finally couldn't help but lower his voice and said angrily: " Doctor Zhang, what are you doing?!"

Zhang Miao put down the coconut milk and said in a volume that everyone could hear:

"Wrong, I'm Shu He's younger sister."

Jiang Bin roared "Your sister!" in his heart, and Liu Jianshen, who signaled the waiter waiting at the door to serve the food, looked at Zhang Miao with great interest, and then at the expressionless Dr. Shu: "Oh—but you and Dr. Shu It doesn't look like..."

"Hmm..." Zhang Miao said calmly:

"A lioness and a lion don't look alike either."

"..."

"In nature." Zhang Miao looked around the crowd and said solemnly:

"It's all males who use their beauty to seduce females to mate with them, and it's the same for humans..." Then he turned to Jiang Yirong: "Yirong, I'm very happy that you can seduce me."

Jiang Yirong shook his hand, knocked over the glass in front of him, and hurriedly got up to wipe with the tablecloth. The waiter waiting at the door hurried out to get a dry towel, but a non-human hand pressed on Jiang Yirong's wet thigh.Jiang Yirong trembled, looked up along the hand, and saw a pair of eyes with false eyelashes, and the word "Zhang Miao" on his forehead.

Zhang Miao pressed "Zhang Miao"'s hand, met Jiang Yirong's eyes and said:

"'Zhang Miao''s body was made for you, no matter how much sad body fluid you bleed, he will suck it up for you..."

Jiang Yirong stared at Zhang Miao's eyes and said with a trembling voice, "Your sister! Let go!"

Zhang Miao let go obediently, so the whole inflatable doll fell on Jiang Yirong's body, the small cherry mouth was facing between his legs, and the coconut milk was still dripping from the mouth, blending with the wetness of the legs...

When the waiter boy who brought the dry towel came in, he saw such a very impactful picture. It was broad daylight and the world was bright... He put down the towel politely with all his restraint, took it to the door and left.

Jiang Bin finally came to his senses, got up and lifted the inflatable doll and threw it on the seat beside him.Liu Jianshen saw that Jiang Bin's face was not looking good, and he made a very considerate relief: "Let's eat first! We'll talk about something later!"

Jiang Bin glanced at Liu Jianshen, and had no choice but to take some dry hair and wipe Jiang Yirong's pants and return to his seat.Jiang Bin felt that his brain was really kicked by a donkey, how could he believe that Dr. Zhang would play cards according to common sense... But this is also because of the lie he told at the beginning. Now he is really dumb and eats coptis, and he can't blame anyone for this situation.

The waiter who served the food changed positions, and the action was quite fast.Everyone ate in silence with their own thoughts, and Liu Jianshen broke the silence again: "This year's Chinese New Year is early, and we will hold the center's annual meeting on January 1, and we will invite experts and volunteers to participate. I hope you two can spare time to attend. "

Zhang Miao nodded, and expressed his opinion on behalf of the taciturn Shu He:

"My brother and Dr. Zhang will both go."

Everyone looked at the inflatable doll with a white streak at the corner of their mouths in silence.

"I won't go, Yirong definitely doesn't want me to be seduced by other males."

Jiang Yirong started coughing again, and Jiang Bin went over to pat him on the back.

Liu Jianshen also seemed to have developed immunity due to listening too much, ignored the discordant words, and answered the words without changing his face: "Well, the staff of our center will also participate in the whole process and perform the show."

Jiang Bin was taken aback for a moment, apparently he had never heard of the show, but when he saw Liu Jianshen's meaningful smile, Jiang Bin instantly understood that Liu Jianshen was trying to settle accounts with him!

"Oh?" Zhang Miao was obviously interested, and glanced at Jiang Bin with a livid face: "What is he performing?"

"Meeting on the bridge of magpies."

"Oh...is he playing the cowherd or the weaver girl?"

Liu Jian smiled amiably:

"He played the magpie."

Jiang Bin spat out a mouthful of old duck soup.

revenge! !This is definitely revenge!

After returning, Jiang Bin said angrily that Zhang Miao was mostly in collusion with Liu Jianshen, and Liu Jianshen's performance today was like watching a play from a script. This was obviously a trick for him to dance!

Jiang Yirong responded absently to the computer screen. Jiang Bin stopped after talking for a while, and sat on the bed behind Jiang Yirong and whispered: "I made things difficult for you today... I won't do it in the future."

Jiang Yirong turned around and pretended to be relaxed after hearing what Jiang Bin said:

"It's okay, I've given up a long time ago, daughter-in-law, don't think too much about it."

Jiang Bin didn't speak, watching Jiang Yirong banging the keyboard.

"Yirong, I told my parents that we will go back on the first day of the new year and spend the rest of the time together."

Jiang Yirong paused while typing:

"I asked your boss today, and he said he wouldn't go back. I agreed to live with him during the Chinese New Year..."

Jiang Bin was a little surprised. Unexpectedly, Jiang Yirong asked Liu Jianshen specifically, then shook his head and said, "This is different. We agreed to spend it together last year... Anyway, my parents and I agreed to watch the Spring Festival Gala together this year."

Jiang Yirong picked up the keyboard brush and cleaned the keyboard, thoughtfully:

"Then did you live here, or did you go to your boss's house?"

Jiang Bin remembered Liu Jianshen's order to let him be a magpie bridge, and remembered the blushing and heartbeat when they kissed, and angrily slapped the edge of the bed and said, "Pass here!"

Jiang Yirong nodded:

"it is good."

The two were silent for a while, Jiang Yirong got up and said:

"I'm going to heat the milk."

Jiang Bin has a bad stomach, and Jiang Yirong heard Shu He say that milk nourishes his stomach, so he warmed Jiang Bin a cup of milk every night before going to bed.Jiang Bin lay back, comfortably picked up the Panda doll on Jiang Yirong's bed, rolled it around and closed his eyes, but suddenly heard Jiang Yirong's exclamation.

Jiang Bin suddenly jumped up from the bed and ran into the living room, and saw that the freezer compartment of the one-person-high refrigerator was almost empty. Zhang Miao squatted among a pile of food, holding a pile of hollowed-out shelves and said slowly: " I am as fresh as ever..."

Jiang Yirong slammed the refrigerator door hard, took a step back and gasped for a moment, then said:

"Let's go to your boss's house!!"