A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

After being stared at by Liu Jianshen, Jiang Bin didn't pay attention to what happened afterwards. In short, Niu Lang and his niece reconciled, and they also wished everyone a new year...

After all the talent show programs are over, it is the regular awards ceremony.In this way, the center expresses its gratitude to all partners and volunteers and paves the way for the work in the coming year.After the bustling annual meeting, it was natural to eat and sing.

Liu Jianshen, Xiao Can, and the ministers of various departments accompanied them, while Jiang Bin and others stayed behind to pack up, and then took the extra things back to the service center in a truck.

Along the way, Jiang Bin ignored Fatty Wang and Li Datu. Li Datu couldn't stand it anymore, and first confessed the fact that Liu Jianshen used the deduction of the year-end bonus to coerce them into collusion. Only then did Jiang Bin regain his firm position and persuade himself that he should be angry or something ...But he was curious about the magic tricks of Baldy Li, but Bald Li refused to talk about it.

After everything was sorted out, it was already very late. Jiang Bin saw several missed calls on his mobile phone, all from Miao Keqing and Jiang Yirong, and there were also a few short messages, which were nothing more than asking him to go over to eat and sing.

Jiang Bin was really tired, so he called Miao Keqing and told him to go back to rest. Miao Keqing didn't force him, and asked him to go back and take a taxi and keep the receipt for reimbursement.Jiang Bin called Jiang Yirong again and asked him to drink less, take a taxi and go back first.

Jiang Bin hadn't been so tired for a long time, and fell asleep with his pillow wet.

When I woke up the next day, I could smell the aroma of pot stickers.

"What time did you get back last night?"

Jiang Bin yelled at the toothbrush and asked Jiang Yirong who rarely bought breakfast in person.Jiang Yirong has dark circles under his eyes, but he seems to be in a good mood: "Leave at 10:30."

Jiang Bin said "Oh" and concentrated on brushing his teeth.

During breakfast, Jiang Bin finally couldn't help asking Jiang Yirong, who was humming a little tune, "Yirong, are you... happy?"

Jiang Yirong was stunned for a moment, then poured vinegar into the bowl and said:

"What are you talking about! Your boss promised me to move there during the Spring Festival. Don't worry, I will protect you like a jade!"

Jiang Bin pursed his lips and did not make any remarks.While eating, he thought about the appearance of Liu Jianshen dancing the sword yesterday. After thinking for a long time, he could only sum up his thoughts at the moment with the sentence "A person cannot be judged by his appearance".

Everyone went back late yesterday, and there were quite a few latecomers in the morning. Even Liu Jianshen, who was always early, didn't come, so Jiang Bin threw himself at the table to catch up on sleep.

However, after a while, the office phone rang. It was Liu Jianshen who asked Jiang Bin, Fatty Wang, Li Datu and other male colleagues to come down with a small cart.

Jiang Bin was exhausted yesterday, so he went downstairs reluctantly, but was stunned by the truck full of New Year's goods.

"Help move it!" Liu Jianshen commanded:

"I still have it in the trunk."

Now the few people are excited, and they are still shouting labor slogans.Liu Jianshen saw that Jiang Bin was panting like a cow after moving up once, so he asked him to stay and look at things, and rolled up his sleeves to move with several others.

"Your Majesty! You can't do it! You can't do it!" Fatty Wang pretended to stop him hypocritically, but Liu Jianshen slapped him on the head.

Everyone who had drunk too much or was exhausted yesterday, all of them were refreshed after seeing the new year's goods. Liu Jianshen said that there was a meeting, and immediately reunited in the meeting room efficiently, with a dignified face.

Liu Jianshen knew that everyone was not in the mood to work a few years ago, so he kept the story short and briefly summarized yesterday's annual meeting. Of course, the focus was on encouragement and praise, and only a few people stayed to point out some mistakes after the meeting. Take care of face.

After summarizing the annual meeting, Liu Jianshen generously stated that the New Year's goods piled up in the storage room can be moved back today, and if it is inconvenient, he can take a taxi, and the center will reimburse him, so a sense of excitement spread.

In the afternoon, there was a work report and a work retreat for the coming year. Everyone read the work summary one by one and stated the work plan for the coming year in units of departments. Liu Jianshen and Xiao Shen both gave their opinions, and everyone carefully recorded them.

After the meeting, Liu Jianshen rewarded everyone by personally treating everyone to eat leopards and singing cash drawer, and asked Huang Panpan to prepare a lottery ticket, and let everyone draw a lottery while singing, and exchange for prizes tomorrow.

Of course, the promise that "all the staff who participated in the performance of the annual meeting will be able to draw special prizes" has also been fulfilled.Fatty Wang won the most unfortunate "Shanghai One-day Tour" in the first draw, so he burst into tears, and Li Datu comforted him: "I heard that there are many cousins ​​among the distant relatives of the boss...you work hard Getting married, nepotism is also a relationship, isn't it?"

Fatty Wang cried even more sadly:

"Dare you not tighten your belt, you have to pull your belt?"

Liu Jianshen sat next to Fatty Wang and put his arms around his shoulders, saying:

"I can also choose to pull my waistband."

Fatty Wang screamed, hid in a corner, clutched his belt tightly and shivered.

In order to comfort Fatty Wang, Li Datu replaced all the "hearts" in the song with "eggs", and sang one after another: "The moon represents my eggs...you and me, eggs and eggs...you always The eggs are too soft, the eggs are too soft... Please God wet my eyes, freeze my eggs... Who are the torn eggs for, and how can I give them to destroy the eggs... People are not happy when it rains, My egg is really hurt... You always use your right hand, holding me, but the egg is jumping, on the left... There is only you in my egg without him, you have to believe that my affection is not fake... Here it is My egg is a souvenir, this love is fresh any time you open it... Put your eggs and mine on a string, string a clover on a concentric circle... an egg jumps wildly, in an instant Forget all your troubles, troubles, troubles..."

"Stop singing, draw lots!" Huang Panpan got impatient and snatched the microphone from Li Dabald.

Li Datu closed his eyes and touched it. He was short-spirited and traveled to Hong Kong for five days. Like Zhang Weirong, Huang Panpan, and Qiu Xiaobing, he might be reduced to carrying bags, but it's good to be able to play.

It was Jiang Bin's turn to touch the next one. In fact, Jiang Bin didn't really believe that Liu Jianshen would really let them go on a trip, so he took a ticket indifferently, which was a two-day trip to Tangshan Hot Spring in Nanjing.Su Maili, who had been sitting in the corner, drew the same one, and Xiao Shen seemed to have the same one...

Jiang Bin thought about whether he should go with these two people by himself?Be a big light bulb?But then the three from the technical department also got a five-day trip to Hong Kong, so Jiang Bin was speechless. Looking at Su Maili's eyes, he felt that even if such a trip came true, it would not be very good.

After singing for a while, Jiang Bin went to the bathroom, and when he came back, he happened to see Su Maili who always liked to come out to breathe in a daze when encountering such occasions, so he stopped him and said, "That... I won’t go, I’m very busy at the end of the year, so I’ll tell my boss.”

Su Maili was a little surprised by Jiang Bin's overtures, and said in silence for a moment:

"I'm not going either."

This time it was Jiang Bin's turn to be surprised, but after thinking about it, he was really stupid. Isn't it because Su Maili is having trouble with Xiao Shen... It's normal that he doesn't want to go with Xiao Shen.

Jiang Bin didn't like to be nosy, but for some reason, even though he didn't want to see Su Maili, he felt very sad for him and Xiao Shen when he saw him and Xiao Shen doing this. Under the sadness, he faintly pulled a few threads connecting memories, Jiang Bin Don't dare to talk, but it's even more uncomfortable to watch.

Su Maili saw that Jiang Bin was silent, so he didn't intend to chat with him. He turned to leave, but was stopped by Jiang Bin: "If you really don't want to see him, you would have quit your job. how?"

Su Maili was stunned for a moment, completely unexpected that Jiang Bin would suddenly say such a thing, a kind of shame and indignation of being seen through by someone who was always on guard made Su Maili flush instantly: "What does this have to do with you?"

In the past, Jiang Bin must have ridiculed Su Maili's attitude towards a cat whose tail was stepped on, but for some reason, under the dim light, Jiang Bin suddenly felt that Su Maili's angry question More like another form of distress call.

He was helpless and in pain.

Jiang Bin's heart softened instantly.

"Actually, I have had it before, the unforgettable kind... I used to always think that it would be best not to see him forever, but now that I think about it, it's absolutely necessary..." Jiang Bin met Su Maili's eyes very seriously and said: "Anyway It's not something shameful, after passing this test, it's really passed..."

Su Maili looked at Jiang Bin with some astonishment in a daze.

He never expected that Jiang Bin would uncharacteristically confess his heart to him after being rushed by him.

Jiang Bin's words are not very clever, but the very simple logic he summed up, but Su Maili was actually touched by the string in his heart, staring at Jiang Bin for a moment, then turned his head and said: "No need You come to persuade me..."

Having said that, the tone was not mixed with the previous hostility.

Jiang Bin naturally also felt the change, a little relieved, a little excited, and wanted to say something, but Su Maili changed the subject and said, "Do you know Zhang Miao?"

Jiang Bin thought that Su Maili had asked himself this question yesterday, and maybe there was something else going on, so he followed his topic and briefly talked about his acquaintance with Zhang Miao, omitting the paragraphs about Zhang Miao's coercion and temptation to Jiang Yirong. .

Su Maili listened carefully, and finally recalled with lowered eyes:

"I'm not sure if it's him, after all, more than ten years have passed..."

"Yirong said it was him."

Su Maili thought that Jiang Yirong had confirmed it with Zhang Miao, and said:

"I used to be in the same junior high school as him. I was in the key class of the lower grades, and he was in the parallel class of the upper grades."

Jiang Bin was very surprised, and thought to himself that these three are alumni... This world is really small.

"Jiang Yirong is in Class [-], and Zhang Miao is in Class [-]. They may not remember me, but I still remember them... At that time, the Chinese teacher often used their papers as materials to activate the classroom atmosphere."

Jiang Bin raised his head unexpectedly.

"What impressed me the most was a question in the senior high school entrance examination, which required the use of the same words to form an idiom. Then Jiang Yirong wrote 'playing glass balls', and Zhang Miao wrote..." Su Maili paused: "The bladder is swollen. .”