A wild horse with a protruding "anus"

Jiang Bin frantically found a cartoon portrait and replaced it, then pressed Jiang Yirong to the ground and beat him up.Afterwards, Jiang Yirong sobbed disheveledly for a while, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Hello? Is it the Women's Federation? I was raped by the family!"

Jiang Bin kicked him away without a word. Jiang Yirong dialed 10086, dragged him and threw him into the bathroom: "I won't wash these up tonight, and I won't be allowed to eat tomorrow morning!"

Heartbroken, Jiang Yirong pointed to one of the pots of underwear and said:

"But most of this is yours..."

"Why are most of them mine?" The underwear of the two is usually bought from the same store, and they both look similar, so Jiang Bin didn't pay attention to the proportion problem.

"Because of a pair of underwear..." Jiang Yirong stretched out a finger:

"I usually wear it on the front for two days, and on the back for another two days..." Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Bin pressed him to the ground again and asked him, "What is your last word?"

Scarred and scarred, Jiang Yirong looked like a soldier about to die. Facing the enemy, he handsomely shook his half-length bangs, his eyes full of firm belief: "My highest record is a pair of underwear a week, because... pad."

The enemy's sanity was completely defeated, and fists and kicks rained down on the fearless warrior.His back is stooped, but his image has grown taller.He smiled sadly at the comrade-in-arms who had two tentacles protruding from the corner of the wall: "Comrade-in-arms! Don't be sad for me, the horn of victory has already sounded! Listen!"

"Listen to your sister!" Jiang Bin angrily left Jiang Yirong, who was immersed in fantasy, to open the door when the doorbell rang, but saw a courier standing outside: "Jiang Yirong."

Jiang Bin signed it on his behalf. The sender's address was very vague, and the sender's name was only written with the word "Mei". He took it to the bathroom door and shook it: "Your!"

Jiang Yirong said without raising his head with foam in his hands:

"Oh, take it apart and have a look, it should be my pork jerky."

Jiang Bin then carefully cut the edge with a blade, took it out and took a look, but it was a dark blue ADIDA new sports bag with a tag on it.

"You bought a bag?" Jiang Bin said loudly.

Jiang Yirong said "Huh?" in the bathroom, and then walked out with his hand on the sweatpants. He was also surprised to see the sports bag in Jiang Bin's hand.

"I didn't buy it... I saw it in the mall a few days ago..." As he spoke, he walked over and carefully identified the express slip on the package: "Mei..." After thinking for a long time, I didn't understand who sent it. There are still two months left before my birthday...

"Could it be a reader?"

"Impossible, I didn't tell them the address, not to mention that this person even knows my name." Jiang Yirong pointed to the only correct name on the courier slip... Suddenly his eyes lit up: "Tell me, will you Is it Xiao Miaomiao? He can ask the training department, the address is registered!"

"Dream!" Jiang Bin mercilessly popped Jiang Yirong's pink bubble: "Go! Do it first!"

The little daughter-in-law Jiang Yirong obediently went back to the bathroom to talk to her comrade-in-arms Xiaoqiang while washing a whole basin of underwear.

Jiang Bin stuffed the bag into Jiang Yirong's kitchen and started washing the dishes.Thinking about his own life, he has made some progress. He never paid attention to saving water and electricity before. Anyway, his parents paid for water, electricity and coal. He didn’t know how to repent when his parents nagged him. The habit of turning off the faucet, turning on the washing machine after 10 o'clock, and haggling when buying groceries.

However, a mistake has caused eternal hatred. He should not have shared the rent with Jiang Yirong at the instigation of Jiang Yirong. Jiang Yirong's living habits are similar to those of cockroaches. Things are scattered everywhere. He is unwilling to do any housework. He just hugs a laptop all day long. Shale, although he has improved in all aspects under his own training, he is still far from the life of a civilized person.Jiang Bin thought, if one day cockroaches can masturbate, then Jiang Yirong can also learn to change underwear frequently.

It was night, and Jiang Bin was sleeping soundly. In his dream, there was a big cockroach wearing underwear, waving the two long tentacles on its head and singing in a Beijing accent: "Longer~~thinner~~more durable ! One night~~sleeping~~until dawn!"

On the second day, Jiang Bin got up 10 minutes earlier with his notebook in hand, bought a multigrain pancake and came to the office refreshed, but Miao Keqing, who arrived earlier than him, snatched half of it.

While eating, Miao Keqing disliked that the fruit inside was not crisp enough, but when she heard "little cat" behind her, she threw down the pancake and jumped out of the window to escape.

Jiang Bin immediately choked on half of the pancake in his mouth, coughed violently, and at the same time heard the exclamation "Jumped off the building, jumped off the building!", and ran to the window to see Miao Keqing running away on the lawn vigorously. figure...

Many onlookers below who didn't know the truth were as confused as Jiang Bin. They raised their faces at a 45-degree angle and met Jiang Bin on the second floor. He leaned against the door and smiled at him: "Where's your boss?"

Jiang Bin swallowed:

"I haven't picked up the guests yet..." After saying that, I wanted to bite off my tongue, and was fooled...

Sure enough, the man laughed when he heard this:

"Then let him call me back when he's broken, and say—his aunt is here."

Jiang Bin's mind was instantly scarlet.

Not long after the man left, a girl from the operation department of the hotline next door came to check in early. Jiang Bin hurriedly grabbed one of the beauties named Qiu Xiaobing who had a close relationship with Miao Keqing to ask the ins and outs. Qiu Xiaobing turned her head and flicked her ponytail On Jiang Bin's face: "How can you men who never have to wait in line to go to the bathroom understand women's pain?"

Jiang Bin rubbed his face and looked at Qiu Xiaobing, who was only two years older than him, leaving proudly, feeling even more puzzled.

After Miao Keqing confirmed that the danger alert had been lifted and turned back, the project team had almost arrived.

"Why don't you go to the little black house to wait for your drive?" Miao Keqing acted as if she just went out to get some fresh air.

Jiang Bin had no choice but to cooperate with the dressing and amnesia:

"Let's go now, little one." After speaking, he picked up his notebook and went to the small black room.

The small black room was unlocked, and Jiang Bin felt that stealing a room full of antiques would be equivalent to his salary for several months.

It took a long time to touch the extremely inconspicuous switch of the bronze lamp. Jiang Bin put the laptop on the table carved with chilongs, and suddenly heard a pleasant ancient music.

Jiang Bin walked to the case suspiciously, moved a folder away, and saw a mobile phone with a flickering screen under it.

It is said that the furthest distance in this world is not when I am in front of you but you don’t know that I love you, but when you go out to buy four generations of apples and I go out to buy four bags of apples...

Jiang Bin suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the phone, his hatred for the rich was burning in his chest...

Liu Jianshen forgot to bring this, don't blame him...

Suddenly, with a "creak--", Jiang Bin turned his head and saw a door of a large huanghuali wood corner cabinet slowly opened in the dim light, and a hairy leg protruded from it...

"Aaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Miao Keqing who was outside was shocked when she heard the cry, picked up the intercom phone and dialed a number: "Staff Xiao, did you hear that? The snake whip wine really works!"

Here, Jiang Bin watched his boss come out of the closet wearing only a pair of shorts, but his upper body was in a shirt and a suit, and his soul was already nine days away.

Liu Jianshen was only awakened by the ringtone of the mobile phone and wanted to answer the phone reflexively. When he got off the ground, he found that there was another living creature in the small black room that he was frightened into stupidity.

However, Liu Jianshen, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, has excellent psychological quality. He walked up to the stiff Jiang Bin very calmly, opened his fingers to take out the mobile phone that was still ringing, and calmly pressed the call button.

After Liu Jianshen hung up the phone, Jiang Bin still didn't recover.Liu Jianshen then went back to the cabinet, took out a pair of suit trousers and said: "I stayed up late last night and wanted to change clothes and go out for supper..."

Jiang Bin finally had some reaction, and stared blankly at Liu Jianshen, waiting for him to continue.

"I fell asleep in the end." Liu Jian shrugged deeply, obviously this was not the first time.

Jiang Bin reluctantly accepted this answer after being down for a while, but will people who accidentally fall asleep in the closet remember to close the closet door in the middle of changing clothes?

After being asked such a question by Jiang Bin, Liu Jianshen was also a little puzzled:

"Who's first in the morning?"

"Miss Keqing."

Jiang Bin thought that Liu Jianshen would reprimand Miao Qing for such a mischievous act, but he didn't expect that Liu Jianshen nodded after thinking for a while and said, "She is really considerate."

Be considerate of your sister? !Jiang Bin growled in his heart.

What kind of tough boss and perverted boss does he have?